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Travel / Re: 4 Sure Ways To Get Thrown Off A Flight by ERF: 5:39pm On Oct 10, 2017
Throw off as in Open Window and fling you out? Or I don't get.


Please explain.
Literature / Re: Theory X--- A Crime Thriller by ERF: 2:05pm On Oct 08, 2017
It is definitely not nice to read and click back when you are not a moderator... comments motivates the op.

Nice one.. please carry on Sir.

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Literature / Re: Lucifer's Key (book Two) by ERF: 10:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
Following. .keep it coming. Nice work over here.
Religion / Re: 6 reasons why it is Easier to Make Heaven Than to end Up In Hell.(Must read) by ERF: 9:24am On Sep 29, 2017
Evaberry:
from the way I'm seeing things hell will be lit. It will be the happening place.

it will be fun and there will lots of celebrities to interview and roast with

oh wow I can't imagine burning next to Bon Jovi or kishimoto(creator of naruto), while burning and gnashing I will be like hey hey I was your biggest fan.

oh wow I'm so excited, I can't wait to go to hell.

Dear Christian god
can you please hurry up and end the world, some of us are actually really excited about this hell thing.

cc: charliboy654

Kudos... Wish you all the best in your endeavor and road to HELL.

But I will advice you. ..Repent and Thank me later... I wouldlike to see you in heaven tho.
Education / Re: Less Competitive Universities In Nigeria You Can Easily Gain Admission In 2017 by ERF: 10:30pm On Mar 26, 2017
Remove Fupre from the list..

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Celebrities / Re: Salvation Ministries Reacts To Kemi Olunloyo's Claim On Pastor Ibiyeomie, Iyabo by ERF: 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2017
How credible is this information .. We should be very careful not to spread fake rumours.. No one knows who we will become tomorrow..

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Religion / Re: A Song Only People That Attend Nigerian Churches Can Relate To by ERF: 2:44pm On Jun 19, 2016
Thought it was.." THY MOST EXCELLENCY IS JESUS..."

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Romance / Re: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by ERF: 2:08pm On May 13, 2016
EzePromoe:

Sure I do know that but this contest concerns all section of the forum. You could just drop by to vote for Mysticgal when the contest officially kicks off.

When will it commence... just to vote abi? There is no problem.

On a more serious note...what about Uju?
Romance / Re: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by ERF: 11:20am On May 13, 2016
EzePromoe:

I'm doing great. Just running things here for the prettiest and the smartest girl in the contest.

Carry on sir.. You know I don't belong here( this section)
Romance / Re: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by ERF: 10:39am On May 13, 2016
EzePromoe:
Baba ERF and Miss Teespice, I caught you two viewing the thread, what's up with you? Long time pals.


My big bro... I'm so so so fine....schools things just choked me up and turned me into a guest..

How abt you nau..?
Literature / Re: Brother Wale by ERF: 4:39pm On Dec 11, 2015
Wow... It has been juicy all through oo.

Brother Flow, Nice one oo. Thanks for this piece anyway, it was really entertaining and worth following.Thanks for your time too. It's a sacrifice you'know.

So let's negotiate now, when is your next piece coming up?

RIP Brother Wale.

HBD SB!

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Literature / Re: Brother Wale by ERF: 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2015
Nicey. . . All I can say is :


OLiver Twist. ..
Literature / Re: Brother Wale by ERF: 3:42pm On Dec 02, 2015
I made the VOTES 141...

Ride on oo... Always following!
Family / Re: Housewife Caught Having Sex With Lover, Fined N50,000 by ERF: 6:52pm On Jul 18, 2015
HungerBAD:
If he wants a divorce why still ask for the money?

Because Hunger Bad.. grin
Literature / Re: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 5:05pm On Jul 16, 2015
EzePromoe:

Sorry I just saw this now. I was about finishing the story before the July 2014 Nairaland tsunami. I will complete the story but not anytime close from now. I'm so so so sorry.


This Man.. May God Help You
Politics / Re: 625 Killed As Boko Haram Gunmen Slit Some Residents’ Throats by ERF: 4:17pm On Jul 14, 2015
ajepako:



Guy, I'm a southerner just like you but whatever our political differences with the north, they are still members of the human race and we should not wish this on anyone..

No offense intended..

My brother, if you intend offence you are still right.

Most times we in the south mock the grace of God upon our land, and instead of us to pray for the good of the Land, we pray for war...

Sometimes I wonder, how many of us shouting for the disintegration of Nigeria on nairaland can sacrifice his life for NOTHING?

It happened before, and it was for NOTHING.

You will be suprised that, that my friend calling Nigeria a Zoo might even love the country more than me...


Team1Nigeria#

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dangote 28,000 Job Creation. My Experience by ERF: 4:21pm On Jul 11, 2015
Toktee:
Sometimes i do wondered why God allowed unbeleivers to prosper while the beleivers sufferred and die,why?

Prov 22:29..

Seest thou a MAN diligent in his business, he shall stand before kings. . .


Now note it was not "Seest thou a BELIEVER," or "Seest thou a Godly/Godfearing man"
Politics / Re: The BBOG Movement In The Days Of GEJ And Buhari Compared Pics by ERF: 2:07pm On Jul 10, 2015
Emekamex:
-> In GEJ's, they were violent; hence the throwing of chairs and being blocked by the police.
->In Buhari's, they are calmer and more organized.

I don't know the reason for the change of attitude.
Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by ERF: 9:57pm On Jul 06, 2015
Elxandre:

You certainly didn't read my comment.

I did.

But if I reply you based on what you typed, we'd argue till dawn.

I get your gist anyway, but it is not supposed to be so.
Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by ERF: 2:03pm On Jul 06, 2015
Elxandre:

What do you fill when you are asked about your religion in an interview?

RELIGION ACCORDING TO THE DICTIONARY
a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny.


You like it or not it's a religion bro.
powers that control human destiny

The word "Religion" is killing Christianity. If you ask me I'd say anywhere you see "LAW" in the new Testament, replace it with "RELIGION". And you'd get my gist.


RELIGION is the LAW emphasized by Paul.
Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Converts To Islam (video) by ERF: 10:11am On Jul 06, 2015
malvisguy212:
No man can never find peace in religion, only with God. God invented Man and Man invented religion.
God created Man for the express purpose of mutual relationship with him, but gave Man the power of choice and free will. Man chose to break that
relationship and has been trying to find
his own way by inventing religions and
cults of all kinds in an effort to replace
that void left by lack of relationship with
his Creator.
But relationship with God cannot be
found through religion. In fact, religion is the biggest roadblock to seeking a
relationship with God. Religion is simply
Man trying to reach out to God by doing
something that he thinks will please God.
“If I can do enough, say enough, pray
enough, give enough, sacrifice enough
perhaps God will show me favor”. Every
religion is based upon this “WORKS
theology”. Neither ceremony, liturgy,
creeds, sacraments nor money have ever brought one soul into a reconciled
relationship to God.

Christianity is a relationship with God which you cannot get through religions.

This Guy just spoke sense.

I always say this:

CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A RELIGION..

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Politics / Re: The Presidency Explains How Negotiations With Boko Haram Will Be Made by ERF: 7:45pm On Jul 04, 2015
udemejack:
its eaither they recieve it or they face the wrath of a retired Army general

This is my point.. What's holding back the wrath? Lol.

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Education / Re: My Name Is OR My Names Are,which Is Grammatically Correct? by ERF: 7:36pm On Jul 04, 2015
This stuff was thoroughly emphasized on when I was in Year 1.

Unfortunately, a similiar incident happened in my school. A guy who was the MC for our JCCF'S DRAMA NIGHT was about introducing himself, and the first thing he spilled was:

"My names are..."

There was an uproar from mostly year 1 students, and the whole school. The guy changed immediately to pidgin English in a subtle way to save his head..


My name IS " Prince Emmanuel Iruoghene Emiru P.Irhela"

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Politics / Re: Opinion: Why Have People Stopped Shouting..." Sai Baba" by ERF: 7:26pm On Jul 04, 2015
stepo707:
Its now dullardino oo bro till he performs again

Which one is "Dullardino again" ?? grin

LOL... 9ja sha.. Smh!
Politics / Re: The Presidency Explains How Negotiations With Boko Haram Will Be Made by ERF: 7:21pm On Jul 04, 2015
What if they don't wanna negotiate?

Me think presidency should start doing what they'd do paradventure the rebels refused negotiations.


Any, Goodluck Presidency!
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: What Happens When A Calabar Girl Visits And Your Dog Barks by ERF: 7:13pm On Jul 04, 2015
SuperSuave:
so they really eat dogs?? *pukes** ondo state too I think

Haven't tasted dog meat before?

That's bad!

Same with me sha grin But I heard from a reliable source that it's very delicious, and the SOURCE was really truly RE LIE ABLE grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: What Happens When A Calabar Girl Visits And Your Dog Barks by ERF: 7:08pm On Jul 04, 2015
Girl @DOG.

Do you know who AM I? I have your mates in my pot back at home..

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Crime / Re: US Judge Recognises Old Classmate In Court Room by ERF: 1:33pm On Jul 04, 2015
I'm sure the judge might be among the dullards then,

Good lesson learnt.

Tomorrow is pregnant with unknown kids!
Family / Re: Gosh!! I Hate Marriage by ERF: 1:05pm On Jul 04, 2015
Just Pray, you might be the problem you know..

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Religion / Re: Did Pastor Kumuyi Cancel Aba Crusade Due To Nnamdi Kanu's Threat? by ERF: 12:59pm On Jul 04, 2015
It might be,

It might not be.

Maybe you should forward your query to reliable sources e.g State Overseer of Abia, or Aba Regional Overseer. I'm sure they are not on nairaland.
Forum Games / Re: Can You answer All These 20 Riddles ? If You Can ,you Are A Genius by ERF: 11:28am On Jul 04, 2015
YourMain:
1. Someone had to stop recording the tape... ?

2. Taxi Driver.

3. 0

4. Breath.

5.Mailman is the father...?

6. No banana on top of a coconut tree...

7. Lunch and dinner.

8. Mailman. Pages 2 and 3 would be one page so he can't put the note between one page.

9. Keypad.

10. Stop imagining.. ?

Coool...
Nairaland / General / Re: “get Ready To Sell Your Private Jets” – Oshiomhole Tell Owners by ERF: 11:19am On Jul 04, 2015
Young03:
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This is now a lucrative business to some people... Smh

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