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Christianity EtcRe: new Members Introduce Yourselves ( sticky ) by ERF: 12:46pm On Sep 01, 2013
Ajibam: First to comment,,,,take my gift ..**hands over a chill coke**
*Joggggs in,.. sights the awaiting coke...,snatches it, while breathing hard...,gives a sigh and says.."see wetin i wan miss be4"*

Thanks Sire
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by ERF: 12:24pm On Sep 01, 2013
I think he's trying to prove something. I would want them to behave like new gang members that have to shoot somebody to show that they are tough. It's the best for we thongs in NL grin


Alfa/Troll SAtisfied?
Badbelle grin he no want make i catch fun sad
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by ERF: 12:19pm On Sep 01, 2013
Yhu guys shouldn't complain a bit.. When yhu where pouring coals on my HBG wha where yhu thinking?

Mtcheew. . . Ajibam, yhu are fu.ckuping oh. . If i where you, i would av been hiding all their complaints and vain talks...

Infakt yhu all av got guts to question the Mods... angry

Anytime i get a ban unjustly from that Spambot... I just swallow it, and see excuse to "Luck Up"

And i try my best to abide by the rules.. And i want yhu all to do just that..

Yhu guys should imitate yhur indirect supporter "Ishilove" , she don't Offend (NEVER)


Chai i'm vibrating.. Just one sentence for the Mods "BAN THEM ALL, THEY DON'T WANNA RESPECT THEMSELVES" grin grin
Ban all their New Monikers they complain with, till they repent . . .lolllzz grin
LiteratureRe: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 11:27pm On Aug 31, 2013
Hmmmmm, Eze...

This yhur story is somehow ooh...

This one would competite with "Arrow of God" ooh...
I won't tell yhu "you are good" because yhu f.uck our style.., though it's not far from the truth though...






I hope its not till Xmas? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 11:23pm On Aug 31, 2013
chidyhels: na so...
Since its their responsibility,why is ogugua n oga jaybee not here?
Una never talk true.
Even greedie has forgotten her status. Make una no dey confuse my e.sister.
She is not hear for security reasons. . .her heart is fragile though she seems tough.. Killz don't want story that tough.

And Gree-die is not confused.. It is certainly she is or will be dating a mod... Buh the married and engaged stuff is the confusing phase. . .i think
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by ERF: 9:24pm On Aug 31, 2013
Speakdatruth: Caracta, imagine a summer day on the beach when suddenly a beautiful tropical rain started pouring. Your sundress got soaked while we struggled to stay sheltered under a palm tree.

In it we found
ourselves in total abandon, writhing in passion. We were enjoying the hot palm tree. I then felt your lips teasing my earlobes as I gently tugged on the buttons of your dress. My heart started to pound. I swear it was louder than
the thunder overhead. I trailed kisses down the side of your neck and would stop slowly as I nibbled your skin, while my hands cupped your breast$. My thumb teased
your nippl£ and You gasped as I felt this torment between your thighs. All you could do was
surrender to this wanton longing to be one. You pressed my body closer to yours. I was thrilled that
you felt exactly as I did. There may have been a
storm drowning your moans of pleasure, but the storm raging inside me was stronger! As I got hard, I knew I had to tell you how much I want you. I can’t wait until this is over, when I
know my dream will pale in comparison to the fire that will consume us both.

This wooing may come as a surprise to you, but I needed to tell you that, when we make love I feel
our bodies performing like
a true orchestra. Every sound and every movement
are in tune and there is harmony in every gesture;
everything is in place and I feel in harmony with the
entire universe.
Our bodies are instruments of mutual pleasure. The seldom times I open my eyes, I have a glimpse of
our shadows on the wall and it looks like a dance.

Our movements are precise and our souls are so light, as we give ourselves to one another. The sensation of fulfillment I experience when I am inside of you is
unforgettable. The desire of having you more and more is beyond any explanation. I wish those movements never ended and that I remained forever in your body. But
because those moments always come to a finish, there is no other option but to repeat them. I want us to dance to this music. I want to feel that
unshakable harmony that happens every time our skins touch. I want you
forever and always. I need
you in my life. Caracta just say yes.
Hehehehe... Okoro grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 8:13pm On Aug 31, 2013
chidyhels: someone is following this thread rigorously. Are you the mod husb?
It might not be ma'am. He'z just concern about her safety... He'z a very good/innocent and cheering young man that wouldn't want anyone he've got ties with . . .to go asunder.
He'z very caring and don't want his friend or any nairalander to go astray.. . .yhu know he is a mod? Yes that's one of their responsibility... Shey yhu saw Killz here too?

It's their duty to be Nice smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 8:07pm On Aug 31, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]i really don't know..... i ve read alot of tins about me that i didn't know before.im just here watching the drama unfold.[/quote]Hmmmmmm..!
I think i should be a spectator as yhu are too Sist...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 5:45pm On Aug 31, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]my mod loverhuh u dnt know him? grin
why u dey find the thread since? u dey find gist abi??
ojodi for yhu uncle elf. grin[/quote]No naa, sister no be only yhu like better thing naawink as na yhu be the celeb for here, if we ur fans no "shake the area" na all of us go lose naa....

I no know ur mod lover ooh, come whisper 4 my ear naa... Or are yhu engaged or Married as we av been hearing?
Make all this people no spoil ur show ooh, that Bill Gate 5th Son wey dey like yhu that time dey nairaland ooh... Even yhur warren buff' cousin ..that yhur boy naa, he surfs nairaland as a guest... sad

And yhu know all this rumours (that's if they are ooh) , won't help matters grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 5:34pm On Aug 31, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Can't you write in English?[/quote]I'm sorry bro, i just felt like flowing in what my fathers created other than dying to write a borrowed language... I'm very sorry once again sir if it offends yhur person..



Now to explain this bro.. I was calling on Gree-die to clear the air of her status, whether "dating" , "engaged" , or "married" and to who....so that it wouldn't be that me or most of us here are indirectly "helping" to make a gentleman's relationship with the blonde lady(Gree_die) quiver...of which i don't wanna be guilty of. And i'm sure my bro "Crown Prince" would be eager to know too, in other to be sure of the direction he'z taking. . .

I pray yhu get it this time...

*Yhu know i'm very emotional- and i . . . >:-(
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 5:20pm On Aug 31, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]This is maddenly unhelpful[/quote]I'm sorry you didn't get oooh. I was trying to tell him that the girl never indicated her being married. It was only argued that she was dating a mod, and it wasn't even clarified or concluded at that. And lastly they now "just friends" ...so the "real_lity" of the young man's claim, can be ascertained by the new turn up... Because i know the girl should be old/matured/wise enough to know what she wants, and how to get it, whether on net or otherwise... If she snubs, she might be doing the right thing by winning on a "deciever" or the wrong thing as she would be denying a "true potential love seeker" of her attention...so get my argument.
So i think the girl did the right thing by be"friending" the dude first...

*i hope you get me now, bruh?*
Christianity EtcRe: Conspiracy.....it Was All An Elaborate Ploy To Derail Nairaland Atheists by ERF: 3:07pm On Aug 31, 2013
Logicboy03: Been there, done dat
So it was the "tithes, offerings" and no to fornication that scared yhu or waht?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 2:57pm On Aug 31, 2013
And Sister Gree-kpuf sorry, Aunty Gree-die come tell us yhur Mod lover naaa...if diers any huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2013
Iaz93: undecided undecided I wonder why someone will insist on dating a married woman. embarassed
My Brother... The Oshere no yarn say she dey married na.. Na only say she dey date one "mod" wen dem no tell us weda na true sef... And na friends dem be naa.. So make yhu chill....shey yhu know say if yhu start yhur own thread for Mukina, im fit get happy ending like this one oooh.. Mayb na "Dating or Marriage zone" she fit put yhuwink ..THE earlier the better oooh, i fit find confirm lines for yhu......or wah are nairalanders for??

Oshare na (Crown Prince) yhu don dey do offline businex na, yhu dan 5get us abi? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 1:32pm On Aug 31, 2013
Hehehe... I was finding this thread ever since, buh all trials went null.. Okoro why u change the topic? Yhu no dey think of her again? sad

I'm very happy for yhu, i pray yhu are for real ooooh... If not ...na yhu go still lose.

Good Luck..
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by ERF: 9:45am On Aug 31, 2013
You guys are mis-behaving ooh, just because the Mods are very cordial... Yhu all even abuse my sister(HBG) sef.. God saved yhu all, just be thankful that i was partially on strike..

It's just a matter of time.. And i pray these mods behave lyk "Demi gods" for a week to make yhu'all know that they are allergic to nonsense.. I tried it then in school, and it worked like magic...

Its normal, and that's why i like the likes of ma other section's Mod and another ...yhu know why?
.
.
It's because

Everybody understand "Simplicity" to be "cowardice! And they ride on yhu...

Make Una Dey there dey form "Loyal to the Masses" until them make una life miserable... Yhur job is not "baby friendly" all the time, let me teach yhu... It should be baby-hardly some times..yhu guys are higher citizens of Nairaland ..don't fall my hand.

And For Mynd_44 don't let yhur new found faith decieve yhu.. There are Christains, and there are Christ-ains.
Christianity EtcRe: new Members Introduce Yourselves ( sticky ) by ERF: 11:50pm On Aug 25, 2013
Nice One Sire...

*lemme relax a bit first*
*booked thouqh*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by ERF: 10:26pm On Aug 25, 2013
Viewing this topic: kishy53(f), Crown Prince(m), Elos Agos(m), kemiola89, DICKtator, mallorca(m), firestar(f), Fellycutie(f), Tayerulz(m), xynerise(m)
Shoo... This thread reach fphuh shocked

Manh i'm feeling for yhu ooh... Yhu words are mixed with pain and passion... I hope yhu are 4 real? Becos i don't want anything to happen to my sister ooh angry

Manh follow yhur heart.. Buh stop sounding as if she wants yhu.., it's yhu we all know about now not her.. So talk for yhurself, go on passionately and dilligently. . .i will be praying for yhu cheesy ...i know something must happen. . Either Here or There Amen...! smiley
LiteratureRe: The link- a story by damex333 by ERF: 9:37pm On Aug 25, 2013
Carry On siR, WE are soLidly behind yhu
Christianity EtcRe: Blacks Are The Real Israelites, See The 12tribes Of Israel Now by ERF: 6:00pm On Aug 25, 2013
[quote author=*Kails*]Lol check this out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_btf_Y_ua98

I just dey confuse o.
Which is it? Are diaspora blacks or the ethiopians the "real" jews? grin[/quote]My phone can't watch that friend.

Buh what i'm trying to say is that... Even if the negroes are the real jews, it changes nothing... The fact remains that anybody can be saved through Jesus.

Buh Lemme make something clear...

Y'know that we children hear stories about our origin from our fathers and mostly elderly ones ... Buh why havn't we been enlightened about this rumour before?

The black man, knows nothing about "GOD" i mean "YAHWEH" ..they only have small gods. Buh if i may ask, why would we negroes know nothing about our origin..? Thats if its true...

Even though its a million years, it would still be talked about..buh waht we recieve is the good news from the white Men.
Why would they bring what belongs to us back to us again as a tutor??
How can our origin be blanked outta us like that?

Buh in Israel lies everything, they know their origin... They judaist and the Christains, to differentiate the "law from grace" . . .and lots more.

To be sincere, this trick by the devil, is to change our motives and fire as negroes for the gospel... Instead of us to focus on the word, and righteousness. . .we are being tricked with socalled valid points that we are the true jews....

And even if we are? What does it change...when all can be saved by the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ friend?? Or do yhu still agree that only the jews can be saved huh
Christianity EtcRe: Conspiracy.....it Was All An Elaborate Ploy To Derail Nairaland Atheists by ERF: 5:42pm On Aug 25, 2013
satanist: HOW ABOUT STARTING YOUR WEBSITE
HOW ABOUT BECOMING A CHRISTAIN @LOGIC BOY...

I sense God have a better plan for yhu and i solemnly believe in my spirit that He would use yhu to spread the Good news to many Atheist...

Just believe me and open yhur heart to Jesus....

He is knocking.. Its time to repent ... Jesus is coming soon

Heaven and Hell are real!!!
LiteratureRe: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 2:10pm On Aug 25, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]That's it for today, thanks for reading.


Cute pie, i see you
[/color]
Hehehe.. This Okoro is back;;; Welldone sire..

Becos i know, the next update would be in November.. No doubt
LiteratureRe: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by ERF: 2:07pm On Aug 25, 2013
^^ which kind front page be that?? Shey una one spoil the story now?

The story don reach half? Or una want followers when go run for the middle? . . . . Please update moorre first. . .when its almost true. . . Nothing would stop it from not making fp. . Unless una break any rules.

Nicey so far... Ma main Oga Flow, i see yhu...

Ma ßoss "Bone" abi na "rebirth" ...i see yhu to
o.

Yhu guys are lyk identical twins in terms of writing, with little or no diff . .
Christianity EtcRe: Conspiracy.....it Was All An Elaborate Ploy To Derail Nairaland Atheists by ERF: 2:02pm On Aug 25, 2013
Logicboy03: See this douche...


"ignorant religious threads"....I wasnt talking about all religious threads.


~By the way, please try and get a a proper username...you currently look like a computer error
@bolded. I can't be a douche naaa...

A topic is a topic, so far its about christainity. . .
So topics promoting our Jesus is "ignorant" ba? So what else do we say apart from spreading the good news?

Yhu meant that, he choosed only topics that "question christainity" other than the one's that promote it e.g "is it right to do this... Or do that? " . . "did Jesus do this or do that" . . . And he never front paged any sermon topic abi? Only Jesoul did... And yhu call that fairness?

Smh..


@my username... Yhu can suggest a better nick bro smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Those Using Church Money To Buy Jets Have Alot To Answer – Archbishop Ekpu by ERF: 1:54pm On Aug 25, 2013
^^^ My comment is not for the Archbishop naaa...
Christianity EtcRe: Blacks Are The Real Israelites, See The 12tribes Of Israel Now by ERF: 1:52pm On Aug 25, 2013
MEILYN: Get a KJV Bro. Salvation is for the jews which we are......believe what you want, u have seen the truth but u pretend not to.........am fighting for righteousness okay? Tanks 4 d advice
SaLvation is for all...

Its never for the Jews alone.. As that's a Lie from the pit of hell.. To scare away the unbelievers from repenting..
Christianity EtcRe: Blacks Are The Real Israelites, See The 12tribes Of Israel Now by ERF: 1:04pm On Aug 25, 2013
MEILYN: Job 8:8 . For enquire, I pray thee, of the former age, and prepare thyself to the search of their fathers:

Thats Your Problem Okay?
Ooh ßrother. It's no problem of mine.

My version reads :

"For inquire, please, of the former age, and consider the things discovered by their fathers;

That points to nothing bro. Bildad advice to Job to curb hypocrisy and study more about his fathers ways...

It didn't entail us searching of our father driven from israel as yhu guys said grin . . .bro face righteousness.
Christianity EtcRe: Conspiracy.....it Was All An Elaborate Ploy To Derail Nairaland Atheists by ERF: 12:56pm On Aug 25, 2013
Logicboy03: What nonsense is this?

Manmustwacc recommended more christian than atheist threads. Manmustwacc never promoted atheism. I was even angry at him for not stickying one of my atheist threads.


Christians can lie and yet maintain that they are righteous. Gaddem!
No my brother... I just re quoted what yhu said here

Logicboy03: Really?? because the ignorant religious threads have now risen in numbers!! So many foolish religious threads popping up. It wasnt like this during MMC
Which means he was against our e-evangelism... Yhu said it, that's what i meant bro.

Thanks for making me understand Seun POV... smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye's Message To The "Amen" Crew On Facebook by ERF: 12:41pm On Aug 25, 2013
samuelkaykay: No matter the level of annointing without our offering and Tithe you will vex !
Who told yhu he lives by yhur tithings??
The tithe is for the church not for the GO. . . .

They live by God's Favour and Blessings through men... Buh nver church money or tithe... Yhu will understand when u becom a pastor in d nearest future...
Christianity EtcRe: Those Using Church Money To Buy Jets Have Alot To Answer – Archbishop Ekpu by ERF: 12:38pm On Aug 25, 2013
Ignorant peepz. . .

Who told yhu they buy Jets with the church money??

Do yhu think the church is owned by them? They only head the pastors, they are not the owners.

The church av treasurers, secretary, fin sec etc... How can a MoG just take money from the church purse and buy a jethuh

Why are we all blinded..?

The church money is not their money... And that's the last thing they would neva use for their personal purposes.

What they have is God blessings through men... Men that God sent sow seeds into their life..

Even tithes are not for them, its for the church...

Pastor don't eat tithes....
I always say this

" Even if these great men of God misses heaven, it would "NEVA" be for "eating church money" or "buying private jets" " . . . . Watch it..!
Christianity EtcRe: Conspiracy.....it Was All An Elaborate Ploy To Derail Nairaland Atheists by ERF: 12:28pm On Aug 25, 2013
I now see Seun's point of view now.

Yhu are right that MmW never promoted christainity... Buh he promoted Atheism.

Now as an atheist, what is yhur mission statement? To make us lose trust in our God... And is that not evil?
Yhu guys have no good aim other than "destroying the minds of the good minded"

we tell yhu to repent, and yhu say the otherwise. Yhu say there is no God, buh there is a devil..of which is in ya all.

Atheism is no religion.

Seun is an atheist buh shouldn't sit down and see good minded xtains leave his forum because of ill treatement by the atheist.... I think even though yhu think there is no God, shey yhu can tell if something is Good??

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