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Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 6:12am On Oct 31, 2013
mincuu:

if u ask me question back, hw i wan take get answer for my own original question?


Why u no go answer the original question?

No be naija we dey?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 6:12am On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
Abi u get final answer?

u dey mind am?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 6:11am On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
No b dat fone dey outdated?
Or people still dey use am?

No be wetin I dey yarn be that?

No be pesin ask of am so?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 6:10am On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
U dey vex answer me??
Abi C1 get charger sef?

Which kain talk be that?

Why u dey insalt my the small kposia when I dey manage?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 10:29am On Oct 30, 2013
Damex333: C1 no be phone? Na charger?

You dey mind am?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 10:25am On Oct 30, 2013
Damex333: na you she ask question?

And if no be me nko?

I no fit ansa random question b4?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 10:22am On Oct 30, 2013
Damex333: if i get the charger nko?

Make i borrow you?

Why u go get the charger at all?

Who be borrow borrow for here?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 10:21am On Oct 30, 2013
PretiEbony:
C1 na phone?

Na Nokia 3310 com be fone?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 7:29am On Oct 30, 2013
Jovanna: u no sabi anytin o, i dey use am nw, abi u get d charger 4 hand?

That charger still dey exist?

Abi you no dey see say na C1 charger I dey use?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 7:28am On Oct 30, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: You, Damexx and Chistar, ya'll are my boys. grin

Yea, I didn't object to that but You Don't Pay You Dues.. sad
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:13pm On Oct 29, 2013
Miss prettie: Abeg wetin dey happen?
Dem don call off ASUU strike?

ASUU gree call of strike?

No be una when dey under ASUU/Asup go worry?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2013
mincuu: na wa o, nobody wan answer anybody?

na german you dey spoke?

Anybody and Nobody na person name?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 5:41pm On Oct 29, 2013
Jovanna: abeg se google don strike ni?

Google still dey strike?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Iran: Fifa U17 WC (4 - 1) On 29th October 2013 by ERF: 5:06pm On Oct 29, 2013


Space booked

Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 3:42pm On Oct 29, 2013
temhab: EF or ERF What is d full meanin of erf? grin

Emiru Reborn Foundation.

Why you dey ask?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 1:24pm On Oct 29, 2013
temhab: What is all this now? Read my signature below must u comment

Why you no go comment b4? tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 1:23pm On Oct 29, 2013
mincuu:

tire ke? wetin we start b4?
You dey mind am?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:15am On Oct 29, 2013
Jovanna: who tell u say i neva change? U see mi ri?

Them need to tell me first?

Must I see u b4 I know?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:14am On Oct 29, 2013
Jovanna: if u ask me na who i go ask?

If person ask you question, you go ask anoda pesin? Or you go answer am?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 6:47am On Oct 29, 2013
Jovanna: Lwkm for dis thread o, so all of una sabi use question ansa question like dis. . Wen una go change na?
You yourself don change?
Literature / Re: What Lurks In The Dark by ERF: 12:09am On Oct 29, 2013
Wait a sec!

There is something I don't understand- is this update short or I just find myself wanting more?


Choi... This story is very very very sweet oooo..


Let's see what's up for David..
Literature / Re: Life Of A Uam Boy by ERF: 11:51pm On Oct 28, 2013
sкчscrαρεr™:

Also, you're using where instead of were.

Ehen, bros. I still have some miss ups there, if you don't mind a candid elaboration would do siresmiley
Literature / Re: Life Of A Uam Boy by ERF: 11:49pm On Oct 28, 2013
My Oga Boss... You beating my imaginations oo, I never knew you were this goodshocked

Choi!! Thank God I still have a front seat here, come what may.


Keep thrilling us jhoor, you've got it in you...

Lemme play with you updates small...

From your loyal boy.
Literature / Re: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 10:02pm On Oct 28, 2013
Boss Eze, I'm on my knees oo. Come and Update please, you hiding nothing...
Literature / Re: What Lurks In The Dark by ERF: 9:59pm On Oct 28, 2013
Hey, my boss come and update oo.

But Amanda has a complete body too nau?

I wonder if Amanda is Sandra's reincarnate, they must have something in common- okay 'a reflection of David's heart/love' okay!


People that reads and run away, God's watching you all oo!


Nice Job My Boss..
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:49pm On Oct 28, 2013
Boss Ttdiamonds:
How I want take like am..?
See mumu question wey you dey ask me, I resemble google??
Person dey craze..??

why you no sabi talk?

Must I teach you everyday?

I no tell you make u talk politely evrytime?

Wetin come dey do u?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:48pm On Oct 28, 2013
kwangi: Na imbecilee laff. You no like am?

Them dey cari dey like anyhow thing?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:08pm On Oct 27, 2013
Joshthefirst: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lwcmr. LoL

Which kinda laff be this?

*confused*
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:07pm On Oct 27, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: All my boys in one place, grin great.

cheesy hehehe?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 5:47pm On Oct 27, 2013
Which kain thing una dey talk self?

Naija itself no be joke/play? grin
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 1:48pm On Oct 27, 2013
Damex333: him don slap you?

Why your blood dey hot?
Who tell you say my blood dey hot?
Jokes Etc / Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 1:48pm On Oct 27, 2013
mincuu:

why u dey ask, if i no dey see?

wetin dey my forehead?

na teeth? abi, na mouth?

hw i wan know say u just dey come from church?

no be people dem form night vigil dey go club?

u no wan cool down?

cheesy

why u wan fall my hand na?

How I go take answer all this questions?

I be computer?

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