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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 9:16am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony: who n who u dey yan abt?
No be you and that boy?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 9:15am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony: U no fit jst go get d charger kum kp am 4 ur house?


So because i be ur persnal persin e must kum concern me?
How that one go take happen? Make I keep charger wen I no get phone? Which kain talk be this na?

As a personal person, u no knw say wetin concern me concern u?
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Literature › Re: Prisoners Of War by ERF: 9:32pm On Oct 31, 2013
Me, I don't take craps ooo. I'd have woozed Olieze two years ago, if I was in Ulumna's shoes. Take your princesshood back to abyss. . .

Nice four Eze
Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 9:15pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: where d skul dey na? Abi u sef dey lecture 4 there? wetin concern u 4 me nd damex mater nw?
U no know say anything wen concern Damex concern me too?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: you no knw university of Armed Robbers??
Hahahahahaha.. Damex no know am, How u take know am if u no be lecturer for there? grin
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:53pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: u wan mah follow give u?
Why u go give am at all? tongue
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:52pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: Damex wey d charger nw? Abi u wan fall ma hand?
Jovanna? Jovanna? Jovanna?

Who tel u say Damex dey fall pesin hand?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:50pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: i knw say u no fit give me fake informatua, for wic skul e get d degree?
The person go fit answer so? grin
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:49pm On Oct 31, 2013
Damex333: na you give am d degree?
u dey mind that gal?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:48pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: u knw no sey hin get degree 4 robbery?
You wen be my mentor, u still dey expose my yanssh too?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:47pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: y u wan teach me free of charge??
Abi u b father christmas?
Wetin concern u with that one? Abi u like pay me? U go fit pay me so?


So na Free Of Charge wen I talk dey bring this wahala so?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:46pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: na ur house kun b my new classroom??
U sure sey u wan mah kum ur house?
no be so e come be so? sad

Why u no go come? U no knw say u no go eva get ani tutor like me?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:44pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: who u be??
Na since wen u begin steal persn tin?
I no be Prince?

No be u be my mentor for those levels?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:43pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: check am well, u c eye 4 hin face?
You dey mind una two?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:42pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: shey ah badt 4 ya eye?
You no badt before?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:41pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: Hin no fit go anoda world?
which other world dey again?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:41pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: No b C1?

So u no fit still beg 4 charger witawt fone?

U wan knw hw i dey act?

How e take concern me hw u dey manage d fone??
How u take know? U be prophetess ni?

Na wetin I wan come use charger do wen phone no dey na?

U no wan tell me?

Why im no go concern u? U no be my pesinal pesin again?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:36pm On Oct 31, 2013
mincuu: abeg, u fit modify ur post?

shey, na "ram" abi na "am"?
Modify say wetin happen?

You be 'ram' or you be 'am' ? grin

no be so dem dey pronounce 'pigeon' english?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 8:34pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: who u be gan? You be world class armed robber?
You wan knw who I be?

U go fit stand if I tel u?

I be like arm robber 4 ur eye?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:50pm On Oct 31, 2013
davesd: Guy u don cook?
You wan chop?
here be like restaurant for ur eye?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:33pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: u dey make maut nw o, oya tell me how much u wan pay?
Una no one hear word say I go teach her?

You no knw say im get some tins wen u sef no knw?

You no knw say I fit teach u join?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:31pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: you no go pay? Abi u tink say i go teach u for free?
You no go leave am?

You no know say na my student hin be?

Who tell u say I no wan teach her free of charge?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:30pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: How dem dey borrow thru nairaland??
U fit teach me?
Why Them no go teach u?

You go fit come make I teach you 4 my house?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:29pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: wic plan u get? U tink say u fit steal my charger?
Why I no go steal am?

You know who I be?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:28pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: you no fit borrow me thru NL?
You no know b4?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:27pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: U dey answer am??
Abi u no c sey hin no undastnd wetin we dey do so??
Why I no go answer ram?

Why im no go undrstand wetin we dey do?

Hin no get eyes?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:23pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: U no see e remain small hin 4 badt finish??
Na small boy wen I dey breed up don dey bad pass YOU so?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:22pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: who b dat person?
Hin stil dey diz world??
you dey mind am?

Which world you want make hin day?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 4:21pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: Talk true, na d fone u dey use??
How u dey take manage am so?
Na which fone I wan use b4?

I no dey use fone and I dey ask 4 charger?

How you dey act self?

How I wan take manage am be4? grin
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 6:16am On Oct 31, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: I know, been so busy. I will make it up to you
Busy with Modship burden ba??

It's all up to you sha, no use your head... Lol. Bye dear
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 6:14am On Oct 31, 2013
Damex333: why i no go fit?
You fit come my house?
wetin she wan come do 4 ur house?

U don dey bad abi?
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Jokes Etc › Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF(op): 6:13am On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: hope say no be my C1 charger u con steal sha?
u no sure say I get plans for dat ur charger so?
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