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Jokes Etc / Hilarious Joke- Who Would You Support? by Ericardo7(m): 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2015
OBASANJO, BABANGIDA, GOODLUCK & BUHARI were
in a plane.
1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out &
make someone happy.
2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note out
& make 2 people happy.
3. GOODLUCK said: I can throw five N200 notes &
make 5 people happy.
4. BUHARI said: I can throw ten N100 notes & make
10 people happy.
5. The PILOT heard them & said to himself:
"IDIOTS" I can throw 4 of U down & make over 150
million people happy!!!
So who do U support among this five?
A = OBASANJO
B = BABANGIDA
C = GOODLUCK
D = BUHARI
E = PILOT
VOTE NOW
Politics / Re: A Presidential Candidate Step Down by Ericardo7(m): 3:52am On Jan 18, 2015
stano2:
Thirded. SMH too
Fourthed
Politics / Re: Does He Really Look Like President Jonathan? by Ericardo7(m): 3:50am On Jan 18, 2015
Shey una Don start?
Politics / Re: GEJ VS BUHARI Nairaland Election Day by Ericardo7(m): 3:44am On Jan 18, 2015
#GEJ till the eagle in the Nigerian coat of arms turn to pigeon and the two horses run away.

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Jokes Etc / If Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Were To Be An English Teacher? by Ericardo7(m): 6:48pm On Jan 14, 2015
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain
from catapulting perilous projectiles.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly odoriferous.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers
.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, zoophytic
plant.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together
.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep.

HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.........

Can't help laughing out loud......
Abeg feel free to add yours...

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Politics / 2015: Jonathan, Buhari, 12 Others Sign undertaking On Violence Free Elections by Ericardo7(m): 6:36pm On Jan 14, 2015
ABUJA–The agreement to make the 2015 general
elections coming up next month credible and violent-free was
formerly sealed Wednesday in Abuja by the 14 presidential
candidates squaring up for the contest.
Eminent among the contestants that featured at the signing
were President Goodluck Jonathan who is flying the flag of
the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP and General
Mohammadu Buhari who is also the presidential flag bearer
of the nation’s leading opposition party, the All Progressives
Congress, APC. Others who made appearances included Tunde Anifowose Kelani of Action Alliance (AA) Dr. Rafiu Salau of Alliance for Democracy (AD), Ganiyu
Galadima of Alliance Congress (AC), Alh. Mani
Ibrahim Ahemad of ADC, Chief Sam Eke of Citizens
Popular Party (CPP) Ambros Albert Oworu of Hope
Party, Prof. Oluremi Sonaiya of KOWA party and Chief
Chekwas Okorie of Unity Progressive Party (UPP).
The Letters and the spirit of the undertaking otherwise called
“Abuja Accord” by the organizers of the event tilted “2015
General Elections: Sensitization workshop on Non-
Violence” essentially barred the contestants in the election
from making incisive speeches that could cause the eruption of
violence of whatever guise before, during and after the
elections.
The accord reads thus: “We the undersigned Presidential
candidates of the under-listed political parties contesting in
the General Elections of 2015;

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/2015-jonathan-buhari-12-others-sign-undertaking-violence-free-elections/

Politics / X-raying The Jonathan Years by Ericardo7(m): 8:17pm On Jan 12, 2015
By Adeyemi Johnson
RECENTLY, some APC stalwarts principally the
party’s chairman claimed that Nigeria has deteriorated
under the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan
and that APC offers a better solution, but is that true ?
Rather than make subjective claims, it is better to examine
the facts by global verifiable standards.
The most acceptable global composite standard for judging
progress or development is the HDI Index. Many accept
that Nigeria has not moved as fast as it should in this index.
It measures three basic dimensions of human development,
such as long and healthy life, knowledge and a descent
standard of living.
The highest development is measured as 1, and anything
below from 0.9 to 0.01 are a continuum from very high to very
low respectively. But if we examine the facts from this
measurement, in 2013 the Nigerian measurement on this
index is 0.504. ln 2010 when Jonathan assumed office the
Nigerian measure was 0.492, but in 1985 when Buhari left
office Nigeria was second from last at the bottom of the
table with our rating at 0.421. So, although Nigeria has not
reached the highest ratings such as 0.810 to 0.870, under the
Jonathan administration, it has moved up the Index since
the time of Buhari.
But to show that this is a factual measure, If we examine
some of the key indicators which make up this index such as
life expectancy, which measures how long a person will live if
all the prevailing conditions at his/her birth remains so
throughout the person’s life, we also see that, in 2012 the life
expectancy of a Nigerian was 52.7, in 2010 it was 51 when
the Jonathan administration assumed office. There are some
who will say that this is an effort to polish the image of the
administration, but these measures are not conducted by
Nigeria but by independent organs allied with the United
Nations to measure the progress of mankind, and they often
speak frankly to developing nations to let us know that where
we are presently is far from the ideal and we should keep
aspiring to that ideal. But what is the APC offering ?
Looking back at the life expectancy of Nigerians in 1985
when Buhari left office, it was 47.18years and by 1999 when
the civilians took over from the military that claims to have
come to correct the ills of democracy, the life expectancy of
Nigerians had actually fallen to 46.71years.
Moreover, it must also be pointed out that, although the
national average in terms of HDI measurement is used as
the standard for a country, it does not reflects the lived reality
of everyone or the reality everywhere in a country. This is
especially true for some of the indicators used to measure the
HDI such as the standard of living which usually takes
account of things like poverty rate and distribution of poverty.
If we take the national distribution of poverty, low life
expectancy and low literacy rates in Nigeria, it is discovered
that the worst indicator measurements can be found in states
that were formally ANPP.
The leadership value of ANPP can be directly associated
with the leading presidential candidate that APC is offering
as an alternative to the Jonathan administration. And the
APC is saying publicly that the development that Nigeria
is boasting about does not reflect on the people, but in actual
fact, it is states under the leadership of the legacy members
of APC which is pulling down the national average. The
data from states under Buhari’s former legacy parties, are
pulling down the national average. If we take away the data
from these states, we might fare a lot better, what this means
therefore is that what has worked better in other states should
be emulated by these states, not the other way round.
So ,the question is: What is APC offering Nigerians? Is
it progress or regression? Because apart from these
quantitative facts, the APC is also offering qualitative
expectations. They tell us that Buhari is an upright leader
without administrative blemish. But many have pointed to the
public records not political statements to verify this claim.
They point to human rights abuses. For example, Tai
Solarin spent 17months in jail arrested with an illegal warrant
of arrest which had only a photocopy of the signature of the
Chief of Staff Supreme Headquarters. A Nigerian
journalist, Vera Ifudu published that she was informed by
the late Chief Olusola Saraki who was then in the Nigerian
senate when the matter was probed that, the 2.8Billion
United States Dollars which was missing at the NNPC
under the Obasanjo regime while Buhari was Minister for
Petroleum was traced to Buhari’s private account’at the
Midlands Bank in the United Kingdom. She was forced to
resign because of this story without evidence to refute her
story. While late Fela Ransom-Kuti was arrested for
possession of Foreign exchange by the Buhari regime, money
that was meant for the upkeep of his band on a foreign tour.
He was forced to spend 18months in jail, by a judge who was
forced to imprison him by the Buhari regime, whereas on the
same matter of illegal foreign exchange, when the Buhari
regime was kicked out, his head of security, Lawal Rafindadi
was found to have operated several personal foreign accounts,
and until he died he was still fighting to unfreeze the accounts
seized from him.
Also,Buhari and his deputy, Tunde Idiagbon made a law
for Nigerians, that no one, under 18years should go on
pilgrimage to the holy land Mecca but Idiagbon himself was
found returning from Hajj with his 14year old son, when they
were dethroned. Buhari was aware that Idiagbon went on
hajj with his under-aged son. So they made one law for
themselves and another for Nigerians. Similarly, while
Buhari was Chairman of PTF, an audit of the Agency
found that over 25 billion Naira was missing though the
agency, his relative Ahmad Salihijo, whom he appointed as
the soleconsultant in charge of all the transactions of the
agency, died when the audit committee was constituted, some
say he committed suicide to hide the facts, we will never
know. But the audit report found many cases of clear over-
invoicing and importation of expired products by the agency.
Therefore, looking at the quantitative progress of HDI
indicators since 1985 and qualitative evidence the farce of
Buhari’s mythical uprightness, it is hard to understand,
where the confidence of the APC lies that it is offering
Nigeria a better choice for 2015


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/x-raying-jonathan-years/
Forum Games / Brain Teaser-where's The Baby In This Photo? by Ericardo7(m): 6:09pm On Jan 11, 2015
Little Sunday brain teaser for My fellow brethren of the Naira..... Can u find the baby in this picture?

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Religion / Re: 7 Nigerian Ministers of God You Mustn't Fail To Listen To by Ericardo7(m): 6:41am On Jan 11, 2015
PASTOR G.O OLUTOLA.
Born April 4, 1933 in Ilesa, Osun State PASTOR OLUTOLA GABRIEL OLADELE (Jp) had his primary
education at the St John Primary School, Oke-Ibode, Ilesa Osun State between 1948 and 1954.
He underwent private studies for his General Certificate of Education (GCE) ‘O’ Level in 1968. Pastor Olutola was at The
Apostolic Church International Bible College, Penygroes, UK from 1969 to 1970 where he obtained Higher Diploma in
Theology. This servant of God obtained a certificate in Effective Christian Religious Communication at the Department of
Religious Studies, University of Ibadan, Oyo State 2003, and certificate in Theology Leadership from the Harvard
University, Massachusetts, USA in 2006.
He is the current President of The Apostolic Church and also the Chairman of the Lagos and Western/Northern Areas (LAWNA)Territories.
He teaches the undiluted word of God with the Inspiration of the Holy Spirit.

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Politics / Pa Buhari Is A Risk Of Nigeria's International Isolation-ijawiss by Ericardo7(m): 4:36pm On Jan 10, 2015
A RISK OF NIGERIA’S
INTERNATIONAL ISOLATION?
In recent weeks and, especially since the selection of the
72 years old, former Military Head of State, Pa.
General Muhammadu Buhari as APC presidential
candidate, I have repeatedly found myself disappointed,
angry and in despair at the low caliber leadership, and
the complete disregard for due diligence in the opposition
APC vis-à-vis the ruling PDP.
Every respected country on the face of this planet vets and
conducts vigorous background-checks on all their
candidates for elective offices and particularly so, for
their presidential candidates. This is in order, to weed
out those with dubious backgrounds, making outrageous
claims e.g. a candidate who lies about his education; and
importantly, to assess their personalities, motivations,
and the basics of their story. Were they who they said
they were? Did they have access to what they claimed?
These are processes every serious political party
undertakes to produce the best candidates to represent
their party for the good of country.
But this is not the case for APC that wants Nigerians
to vote for a candidate without presenting his original
certificates as required by law and whose background and
history is bound to restrict Nigeria internationally. The
consequences of faulty vetting can be devastating to the
APC and country; in this case, the selection of the 72
years old former Military Head of State, Pa. General
Muhammadu Buhari as their presidential candidate.
There must be a day of reckoning in the international
community for the 72 years old, former Military Head
of State, Pa. General Muhammadu Buhari, that
flagrantly disregarded international laws, conventions,
customs, the general principles of law recognized by
civilized nations and respect for the laws of sovereign
countries, namely the United Kingdom.
His notion of leadership, international laws, human
rights and civic values is not only to authorize, the failed
kidnapping of the late Alhaji Umaru Dikko from the
United Kingdom, the emasculation of a robust media,
using back-dated decree to murder young men etc., but
that, all public officials in Nigeria are crooks, corrupt
and the public is an ignorant inmpenproletariat.
It would be astonishing if, the 72 years old APC
Presidential candidate, Pa. General Muhammedu
Buhari, former Military Head of State, that has been
reveling in the climate of immunity, and have made
impunity his modus operandi for decades; would be
welcomed in London, Berlin, Washington, DC or the
United Nations with a red carpet.
APC should therefore, save Nigeria the bother; and
honorably withdraw Pa. General Muhammadu Buhari,
former Military Head of State from the February 14th,
2015 presidential election.
If not, the day of reckoning will show the decades of
Nigeria’s cowardice towards someone whose nature and
actions as Military Head of State were a clear disgrace
and embarrassment not only to Nigeria but the whole of
Africa.
Nigeria must not expect the international community to
accept a man that master-minded the kidnapping of a
resident of the United Kingdom; a serial Human Rights
abuser and a man that promotes Violence and Terrorism
(all major terrorist groups in Nigeria have all promptly
endorsed and adopted him: the 72 years old Pa. General
Muhammadu Buhari, former Military Head of State,
as their presidential candidate, notably: Boko Haram).
Nigeria must come of age.
Nigeria and Nigerians must not be seduced and
intimidated into turning Nigeria into a patriarch state in
the community of respectable nations. Nigerians must
vote wisely.
In these times of falling oil prices, again; Nigeria
cannot expend her limited resources, international
goodwill and political capital on revamping and polishing
the image of a failed former military Head of State.
There are demonstrative evidence, though, that
Nigerians have no wish to return to the days of
patriarchic status, neither is Nigeria ready to vote for a
bad-intentioned myopia on the part of the APC to
eviscerate the gains of democracy and Nigeria’s well
earned international respect and image. Nigeria has no
time for extremely radical experiments and proposals.
A vote for the 72 years old APC Presidential
candidate, Pa. General Muhammadu Buhari, former
Military Head of State, would not be a step forward for
Nigeria; but a spite-filled step back and isolation from
the civilized world.
Ekiyorbomode A. Edotimi
Ijawiss@yahoo.de
Ijaw Institute of Strategic Studies


A month to the elections, and things are beginning to happen.
Vote wisely Nigerians!
According to My Uncle "who go win, go win"
Education / What's Happening To JAMB Website by Ericardo7(m): 9:57am On Jan 09, 2015
Just entered the JAMB website, and behold there was a shocker!
The home page opens but that's all....None of the links open. If you attempt to open any link, it displays:

Server Error in '/
postregistrationefacility'
Application.
The resource cannot be found.
Description: HTTP 404. The resource you are looking
for (or one of its dependencies) could have been removed,
had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
Please review the following URL and make sure that it is
spelled correctly.
Requested URL: /postregistrationefacility/ErrorPage.aspx


What could possibly be wrong?
Are they having a system upgrade?
Or has the JAMB website been hacked?
Jokes Etc / Hilarious! World Leaders Reply To Buhari-photo by Ericardo7(m): 7:48am On Jan 08, 2015
Been laffing my head off ever since i saw this......

Nairaland / General / What Are Your New Year Resolutions For 2015? by Ericardo7(m): 8:48am On Jan 01, 2015
New year resolutions are a sort of a statement or promise we
intend to keep, to stop bad habits or set a goal for the new
year.
Popular new year resolutions are;
- You will stop smoking
- You will stop drinking alcohol
- You intend to start helping your parents
- You will be faithful to your woman/girlfriend
- Or You must gain admission in 2015.
-You will spend more time with your family
-You will be a better person...... etc

Anything can be your new year resolution. So Nairalanders, let's hear your
new year resolution for 2015, with faith that you will keep to
it. Let's hear it as a comment below...

Lemme go first....
IN 2015;
1. I will Spend less time on My phone especially social networks.
2. I will devote more time to family
3. I will be more definite in My decisions
4. I will permit myself to love.
5. I will Make the house of the Lord My first home.


Oya Nairalanders, let's have your New Year Resolutions....
Literature / Re: Keme Kweke O by Ericardo7(m): 4:04pm On Nov 27, 2014
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Literature / Re: Hoops For Love By Ericardo7 by Ericardo7(m): 9:44pm On Nov 26, 2014
* * *

Tunde was sitting in his car with the door open when Fegor got to him. He was wearing a combat short under a Christian Audigier shirt and Alobam jacket. Harrysong's "Beta Pikin" was blasting loudly from the stereo and he was nodding to it while having a drink.
"Tunde-honey", she called sweetly as she got close.
She made to go in for a kiss when she received the shocker of her life.
"What the f**k is this?" He shouted at her. She was stunned. What was he talking about?.
"Honey what's wrong? " she asked him, stretching her hand to touch his face. He hit it off.
"Your stupid dressing is the problem ,girl. You're all dressed up like a spoilt little kid in stupid pink"
"Honey, what's wrong with my dressing? This is the Vogue."
"Vogue my foot. You look this teenage doll...uh...what's her name again?.... oh yeah Barbie. You look like a poor artist version of Barbie. "
Passersby where already attracted to the scene. Students who were supposed to be going for classes, stopped and began to watch the drama unfolding. It wasn't everyday the drama queen got humiliated. Even her friends were watching. Fegor tried to pacify him but Tunde wouldn't listen. He began to lash harsh words out at her. He said hurtful words to her just because he hated her dressing.
"Bring down your voice, Tunde. People are staring at us." She pleaded with him. Her eyes were moist already. Never before had she been publicly embarrassed in such manner.
"What do u mean bring down my voice?," he asked angrily. His eyes were fiery red. He jumped down from the car .
"My voice is my f**king property and I can raise it as high as I want. And if you still wanna be my girlfriend, you had better grow up and stop dressing like a kid." With that he slam the door of the car and walked off, muttering "crazy ", as he did.

Fegor looked around. It was like the entire school had witnessed the entire event. Her friends were standing some distance away, shocked by the whole event. The embarrassment was too much for her to take on. Tears flowed down her cheek freely, soiling her make-up. Fegor took one last look at everyone and fled.
Literature / Re: Hoops For Love By Ericardo7 by Ericardo7(m): 3:09pm On Nov 25, 2014
‘your boy loyal oh’, Sam replied. They shook hands. Sam was dressed in a blue longsleeve with with stripes on a black trouser, well tucked in like Mudi. He also carried a bag over his shoulder. Mudi and Sam had a lot in common. They were in the same department. Had similar interests-basketball, computers, lone wolves, were both girlfriendless (not causew they were unable to find one but because theyt didn’t have the time).
“how is she?”, sam asked, gesturing at Fegor. He had found her in a pretty bad shape at the welcome back party. She was passed out on a sofa, but she still looked beautiful. He was still crushing on her.
“she’s alright now. I just hope things get better for her”
“yeah”,
"So how far with that programming na?" Sam asked Mudi. "Have u been able to complete it?"
"I'm almost done. Just a little perks here and there. The software..." They both launched into the hows of computer programming and software design as they began to walk to their class.....

* * *

"Sooophiaaaa!" Fegor shouted as she ran to catch up with her friends.
The other girls turned around. Their eyes lit up immediately they saw her.
"Bitcheeeessss!* she screamed when she got to where they were standing. They all screamed as they hugged and kissed each other. The other three girls were dressed like Fegor-showing a little too much of their body. Perfect seductresses.
"Sophia!" Fegor exclaimed again "you look fabulous. Nice hair. And Annieberrie you're still the cutest bitch ever. Oh! And Innie i love your shoes. They're so for the kill". She conplimented her friends as they all giggled together.
"You nkor!", Sophia said. "You're dressed for the kill." Annie and Innie squealed in support.
"Bitch," Innie said, "You're so hot, i wish i could hit on you". They all burst out laughing.

The four of them were the chic clique of the school. They've been hanging out together since their first year and were so close because of their similar characteristics-money lovers, party poppers, sex addicts and of course blockheads. They were known as the Untouchables. This was simply cause they had connections inside and outside the school.

"Hello there Feggie Minaj", Annie said flicking her long eyelashes. "Tunde is not gonna know what hit him when he sees you today"
"Yeah"they all chorused in unison and had another bout of laughter. Passers-by could not help but stare at them. And that was what they lived for. The attention.
Tunde, Fegor's on and off boyfriend was a final year chemical engineering student in the school. His father was the minister of transportation in the country. Just like his girlfriend he was a dull party freak. The only reason he was still in the school was because he was the star of the school basketball team.

The girls began to talk about the welcome party they had and how hot it was. They would laugh and giggle causing so many people to stare at them. Then suddenly Annie pointed towards a black prado jeep that drove in. "That's your man", she said to Fegor. Tunde revved the engine loudly as if to announce his entrance.
"Bitches, how do i look?", fegor asked her Chics again, fussing over her hair.
"You look awesome. Go get your man", Sophia said.
She smiled at them, then turned and took calculated cat walks to her boyfriend.
Celebrities / Re: 9 Signs The Kardashians Have Slowly Taken Over The World by Ericardo7(m): 12:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
frontpage tinx
Literature / Re: Hoops For Love By Ericardo7 by Ericardo7(m): 11:24pm On Nov 14, 2014
CHAPTER TWO
Mudi pulled the car into an available parking space and they both came down. They took few steps forward and then stopped. The huge sign engraved on the wall of the second floor of the I.C.T centre boldly proclaimed the name of their school “Federal University Of Petroleum Resources, Effurun. I.C.T CENTRE”.

The school, just like other federal tertiary institutions in the country was fairly big. Its traditional blue and white colors were evident in almost all structures in the school. FUPRE was known for two things; its brilliant students and its basketball team, with the latter gaining more popularity that the former. This was majorly due to the fact that they exported players to the N.B.A yearly. Four core players in the national basketball team D’Tigers were alma maters of FUPRE. The school team had represented the country twice in the last three years in the African Basketball Challenge which involved the best teams in tertiary institutions in Africa. They had won the trophy on both occasions. But last year, they had failed to qualify. They were defeated by the UNILAG team to the surprise of everyone.

‘feels good to be back’, Mudi said, breaking the silence. He felt happy being back to school. He missed his geek friends.
‘yeah. It does’, Fegor replied. Mudi looked at her. She looked like almost exactly nicki minaj. She was putting on a short pink gown with those stupid pink leggings that caused a scene this morning, with matching pink heels and handbag. He knew she loved attention and that was what she wanted with her stupid flashy dressing. He just prayed she doesn’t get into another trouble before the end of today’s lectures.

‘I guess this is where we part’, he said to his sister, carrying his bag on one shoulder.
She murmured something that sounded more like the whinning of an weak engine. Her eyes were darting to and fro. Obviously she was looking for something, or someone.
‘okay then,’ he said, ‘I’m gonna go find my guys while you go to class, if you have any. And u know the drill right?’
‘yeah, yeah I do. Call u once I’m done with classes. You don’t always have to pick me up. I’m a big girl no, you know’, she protested, placing her hands on her hips.
‘big girl my trouser. And u better…’, he didn’t even finish when she squealed ‘Soophiiiaa’ and ran off to hug her clique of friends. Mudi pulled his bag properly over his shoulder and started to walk off, when he heard a car pull over close to his. Sam and his cousin, Alex came down. Alex threw him a greeting and rushed off.

‘oga Sam, how far?”, he greeted. Sam had been his friend for over eight years. They lived in the same neighborhood in Ughelli, attended the same secondary school and had been best of friends since Jesus Christ died for all our sins.
Literature / Re: Hoops For Love By Ericardo7 by Ericardo7(m): 2:13pm On Nov 11, 2014
Tanx for following @seunviju, tmx21 and dahyor7... I appreciate...

Oga Larry, Tanx for d tip..I'll remember to do that when I update tomorrow.
Literature / Re: Hoops For Love By Ericardo7 by Ericardo7(m): 4:11pm On Nov 10, 2014
“Oh my God!” Fegor exclaimed. She was pacing around her room. She took a few steps towards her wardrobe, changed her mind and made for the back of the door. She scattered her shoes that were there, obviously looking for something important. Nothing. She turned around and looked at her room once more. It was a huge mess. Total chaos was the adjective. She looked on her bed and realized that she had mixed her clean clothes with the dirty ones in her futile attempt to find what she was looking for.
“Where on earth could I have left this thing?”, she thought to herself. “What the hell”., she murmured, pausing to bite her lower lip. Finally she ran out patience and called out loudly “Mudi...Mudi...’’. She was about to scream his name for the third time when her elder brother walked into her messed up room.
“You can do better than shout my name out loud so that the entire neighborhood knows that I’m alive and kicking”
Mudi gazed around the room. Seeing his sister’s room as it was wasn’t anything new to him. Fegor had never been able to properly arrange her room. There had always been bits and pieces of food on the floor, dirty rags, clothes and strands of hairs-weavons and attachments-around her room. But today was different. The room was upside down.
“What’s the problem?” he asked her.
“I can’t find my new pair of leggings”, she replied
“leg-what? You mean you were screaming the roof down just cause u couldn’t find a pair of leggings. Yeah. Very funny”.
“I’m sorry. It’s just…’’, she paused looking at the floor. Worry played all over her face. ‘…I’m supposed to wear it to classes today. I just bought it two days ago”
Mudi shook his head at her. Trust his sister to cause all the drama in the world over a pair of missing leggings.
“Okay’, he said, “why does this pair of leggings have to be the ones u must wear to classes? You have a lot of them. Couldn’t you just pick anyone and put on”, he suggested.
Fegor hissed and shook her head. “The thing is, last week I bought a pink gown and I thought I’d wear it to school since we’re resuming today. To match the gown, I bought a pair of pink leggings to match the gown. And now I can’t find the leggings’’. She finally explained, close to tears.
“Okay. Okay. No why didn’t you keep the socks where you could easily find it? If you wanna do something then you should prepare for it appropriately, not forgetting little details like where and when”, he scolded her lightly.
“I know”, Fegor protested. “It’s just that I was so tired after the welcome back party at The Laurel. I remember putting it in my bed-chest, but now I guess it has grown wings and flown of to where only God knows”
Mudi wasn’t surprised. All she does is party. That seemed to be the major reason why she was in school. If there was anything like party-engineering or flexing science, that was what his sister would have been studying, and she’d be having the highest g.p in the whole school.
“Well, if that’s the case, have you checked…”, he began only for her to interrupt him.
“Wait…” she said suddenly, raising up her hand. ‘…the bed-chest”, she exclaimed. Fegor jumped from her bed to the side of her bed where the chest was. She opened the first drawer and squealed.
“Here it is’, she held it up so that Mudi could see it. “it had been here all this while, and I’ve been scattering my room for no reason”.
“Scattering is an understatement young lady. Your room looks like a German camp that was hit by the allied forces”.
“Thanks for the love. Now get outta ma room, perv. I gotta change or I’ll be late for my first class.”
Mudi shook his head at her as he walked towards the door. “Yeah,” he murmured. “Go ahead and change into another of your flashy, eye-disturbing dresses. Just remember, it’s not what you wear that matters. It’s who you are. The final question remains; what’s under all the clothes, Oletu Oghenefegor? ”
“Perv!’ she shouted after him.
Mudi thought about his sister as he walked into his room. She wasn’t getting any better. She was wasting her life while others were making ample use of theirs. The day before yesterday had been a clear indication. She had been dead drunk at the stupid welcome back party she and her friends had at The Laurel. Sam, his close friend had brought her home that night. He had gone to pick up his cousin when he found her passed out on one of the couches. She woke up while he was carrying her to his car and threw up all over him. When he told her that Sam had brought her home, she waved him off, saying she did ask for his help. But he left her with strict instructions to thank him.
Her partying was getting too much and he knew their parents didn’t care. He was going to have to do something about it soon. Really soon.
Literature / Re: Hoops For Love By Ericardo7 by Ericardo7(m): 5:06pm On Nov 09, 2014
ULES OF ENGAGEMENT:
1.I'll be updating thrice a week.
2. I may fail in doing number 1 promptly, so
please y'all should be patient. School work dey
corner oh.
3. I'd love to Get feedback from everyone
following. It'll make me know the condition of
the thread and How best to improve.
4. I may Get some spellings wrong and some
sentences wrong.Don't blame me. My Mother
doesn't own the English language.
5. More will be added if need be...
Literature / Hoops For Love By Ericardo7 by Ericardo7(m): 5:04pm On Nov 09, 2014
HOOPS FOR LOVE
By
Ericardo7
Copyright © 2014 by Ericardo7.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication
may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in
any form or by any means, or stored in any
database without the prior written permission of
the author.
DEDICATED TO: Okubo Deborah Omenebelle... I love you, wherever you are...Always and Forever.
Romance / Re: Wedding Invitation! by Ericardo7(m): 4:36pm On Oct 14, 2014
Happy Married life......thumbs up bro.... u guys look amazing together.
Romance / Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Ericardo7(m): 4:34pm On Oct 14, 2014
Seeing this for like, a thousandth time..... O.P, get a life
Romance / Re: Can You Take A Bullet For Your Girlfriend? by Ericardo7(m): 4:25pm On Oct 14, 2014
me? take bullet for you?......... I be like Jackie Chan for ur eye?
Romance / Re: If You Don't Want Him Then Leave Him Alone. by Ericardo7(m): 4:21pm On Oct 14, 2014
E don dey madt abi?
Sports / Last Fan Standing by Ericardo7(m): 12:01pm On Oct 14, 2014
GAME TIME
This game is main for only football lovers, if
you sabi watch ball and you know names of
players well well,
Name the names
of footballers starting from last
letter
Eg,if i write MESSI,
the next person will start with I
like Ibramovic next person will start
with C,like COSTA. Next person will
start with
A,like Adriano.
Oya lets go::::::::::::: :::
Let me use RONALDO to start it
Jokes Etc / The Nigerian Mentality by Ericardo7(m): 10:58am On Oct 11, 2014
TYPICAL NIGERIAN
MENTALITY
1.Every Sunday is RICE
2.Every northerner is a MUSLIM
3.Every motorcycle is OKADA
4.Every oversea based guy is RICH
5.Every detergent is OMO
6.Every Chinese knows KARATE
7.Every toothpaste is MACLEAN
8.Every whiteman is RICH and
CONNECTED
9.Every police takes BRIBE
10.Every rich muslim is ALHAJI while
the poor ones are MALLAM
11.Every noodle food is INDOMIE
12.Every Brazilian is a FOOTBALLER
13.Every igboman likes MONEY
14.Every guy on suit is LEARNED
15.Every Indian is a WITCH or
WIZARD
16.Every kidnappers comes from ASABA
Lol.. which of these is correct? add urs...
#copied
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Sports / Re: Nigeria's Rising Basketball Teenager Wins American Scholarship. by Ericardo7(m): 10:18pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ajiri(middle, tallest ) at the Airport with Mr Johnson, Father (1st left), younger brother Obukohwo, Firebrand Basketball Academy, Head Coach, Nwabueze Chinaenyem(3rd right) and two other officials.

Sports / Nigeria's Rising Basketball Teenager Wins American Scholarship. by Ericardo7(m): 10:11pm On Oct 05, 2014
One of Nigeria's fastest rising basketball teenagers, Ajiri Johnson ,has won one of the most coveted academic scholarships in the United States of America. The 15-year old deltan, won the scholarship sponsored by Florida Air Academy, one of America's leading academies. The scholarship is said to be worth over $40,000.
"A.J", as he is fondly called,is a dark, lanky, 6"10, who was a player in Firebrand Basketball Academy, Ughelli, Delta State.
Speaking on the surprising and amazing feat achieved by the teenager, Assisstant Coach of Firebrand Basketball Academy, Aziegbe Eguavoen said "this is a massive boost for this academy. A.J is a hardworking boy with a lot Of potentials. He has been working tirelessly since he joined the academy about a year ago and now his labours are beginning to pay off".
Mr Johnson, the excited father of the young star, couldn't hide his joy when pressmen met him at the academy. He said "this is a dream come true for my family. When A.J told me he wanted to join FIREBRAND, I saw passion in him and I felt I had to support him. I used My little salary to buy him his first jersey and shoes. I thank God".
Also speaking to pressmen at the academy, some hours before Ajiri left for the Murtala Mohammed Airport on Friday, was the Head Coach of the academy, Nwabueze Chinaenyem,who told the press how the teenager won the scholarship. "When we found out that Florida Air was giving out scholarships around d world, we saw it as an ample opportunity to improve our players by sending them abroad. Through recommendation by a top ranking Scout in the country, we were able to Get the attention of the academy. We sent them a couple of his videos and they were impressed. We then met some of their officials in a camp this year at Lagos. God guided our fingers as we pulled the strings and and the rest they say is history.
Speaking to newsmen at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport , Lagos just before he boarded a plane for Florida, an excited Ajiri said, "I'm so happy right now. This is a dream cone true for me. This is the first step though. My ultimate goal is to play in the NBA like Hakeem Olajuwon. I thank God, My coaches, the entire staff of firebrand basketball academy, and also My teammates, especially Precious, Mine', Xbox, Prosper, S.P, Sasha and others. These people helped me step up My game and I hope that sooner than later, they all join me in the States".
Education / Re: I've Gotten Admission Yet My JAMB Status Displays "No Admission Given Yet" by Ericardo7(m): 3:35pm On Oct 05, 2014
Hmmmmm...#confused Af

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