Twest - at all
Twest - that one sef dey
lil kesh - i no well
maximun - fupre freestyle
lil kesh x mvp x maphian - am i mad

Afam4eva:

I presume that you're Isoko then.

Nah....I'm an Afghanistan

This huge snake was killed at The Federal University Of Petroleum Resources Effurun, Delta State.
It was said to have been moving from an undeveloped area of the school towards the female hostel when it was sighted by workers at a construction site opposite the killed. Some of the workers were said to have pelted it with Stones and sticks until it was eventually killed.
This is not the first time such an incident has occurred in FUPRE, which is still in its developing phase.


Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, barcanista, seun.

Happy Birthday MasterKraft!
Sunday Nweke popularly known as "MasterKraft", is a veteran DJ and producer popularly known for his hit song "Indomie" remix featuring top artistes Davido, CDQ and Ybnl Boss Olamide.

Wishing him more beautiful years to come.
Quoting Olamide "bros no too chop indomie today o"...

ShyDeViL:
How is it done here?, should we just kill our selfs here? or a thread will be setup

fine....
okay okay okay..

I'll set up a thread for u too and we we'll see who's better...
.

danbrowndmf:
Pls i wanna battle with someone,hw do i do dat? pls put me tru

okay..lemme give u ur first battle...

if you're ready jez quote back

2nd Semester Exams For All Departments
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end,
the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula
for calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a
time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE
the expenses and loss in handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls
and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and
EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I
Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime
being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain
the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of
Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her
back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister,
but you don't want any other guy to date your
sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish
and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of
guys are single as their marital status states, and
99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a
relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they
are all dating in not less than two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
Bc carryover or extinction is allowed.
GOODLUCK!

1. Facebook 2. Nairaland 3. Fupre.edu.ng 4. Auntmia.com 5. IWakaWell.com

DETERMINED to lead the institution to global
acclaim through inventions and innovations that
will reposition the nation academically and
economically, the Vice-Chancellor of the Federal
University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun
(FUPRE), Prof. Akii Ibhadode, has called on
stakeholders, especially students and lecturers of
the institution, to undertake ground breaking
researches and inventions.
Ibhadode, who assumed leadership of the
institution less than two weeks ago, has also
donated books and scholarly journals worth over
N500,000 to the FUPRE library to demonstrate his
resolve at making the university a centre of
excellence in ground-breaking researches.
Ibhadode, while inaugurating the FUPRE-Shell
Eco-Marathon Team on Wednesday, said it was a
unique window of opportunity that would give
expression to the specialised skills being acquired
by FUPRE students and to help the school attain
the height as Africa’s first.
The team, according to Ibhadode, will comprise
technically oriented students and professional
staff drawn from Mechanical Engineering and
Electrical/ Electronic Departments of the College
of Technology, alongside some corps members
now serving in the university, who were part of
previous works at the University of Benin, to lend
technical support to the project.
It was charged to “produce a prototype vehicle/
go cart for the 2015 South Africa Shell ECO-
Marathon scheduled for October 2015, and
produce Shell ECO-Marathon and/or Formula
vehicles/go-carts for national and international
competitions.”
Members the students team include Otuazohor
Precious, Otaigho Oghenero Favour, Okolosio
Oghenekaro Elvis, Essien Aniekan Akpan, Udonsek
Lawson, Aboribo Gmira Onome, and Ewhrudjakpo
Efemena, who is the team manager.
Boye E. Thankgod of Mechanical Engineering
Department is the project supervisor, while
Igbinoba Kevwe Charles of Elect/Elect Department
is his assistant.
Both are engineers. The corps technical support
team comprises Adekola Adeyemi, Abdulmalik
Taj’Laid, Ejiro Okwoka (all of Production/
Mechanical Engineering Department), Osas Omijie
(Elect/Elect), Oseikhuemen Ibhadode (Computer
Science), as well as Frank Onwobulu (Industrial
Design/ Stylist and Osehoemomen Ibhadode
(Manufacturing Engineering Department).
Already, the FUPRE TETFund Desk Officer, Prof.
Mary Edema, has commended the initiative,
stating that the university could tap from the
TETFund research funds to replicate such effort.
As a specialised university in the oil and gas
sector, she noted, the need should also look at
building the first modular refinery that the nation
could adapt.
The donation, made recently during the 30th
meeting of FUPRE’s Governing Council, included
50 copies of his book, Introduction to
Manufacturing Technology, four copies each of
Volumes 1 and 2, and six copies each of Volumes
3, 4, 5 and 6 of the International Journal of
Engineering Research in Africa (JERA), which he
is the founder and editor-in-chief.
These materials are published in Switzerland and
very suitable for research purposes. Others were
six copies each of Advanced Materials Research
(AMR) on Advances in Materials and Systems
Technologies, Volumes II, III and IV; all papers in
the volumes are peer-reviewed papers from the
International Conference on Engineering Research
and Development, which Ibhadode established as
Dean of Engineering, the University Of Benin.
The Chairman of Governing Council and FUPRE
Pro-Chancellor, Senator Nimi Barigha- Amange,
commended Ibhadode for the gesture, noting that
the council has been vindicated that it made the
right choice by appointing him as vice-chancellor
because of the dynamism and focus he has
brought to the university.

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warri.....#120

May God help us

The Governing Council of the Federal University of
Petroleum Resources , Effurun has at its 29th
meeting appointed Professor Akaehomen
Okonigbon Akii Ibhadode as the new Vice -
Chancellor .
Also appointed is Mr. Ejikemenwor Morrison
Ichendu as the Registrar of the University. Their
appointment which takes effect from Monday ,
May 4, 2015 paved way for new administration in
the University.


www.fupre.edu.ng/s/?fupre=news&id=44

lol....
70.. 60... 25... 38... 12...
MANY CONTRADICTING ANSWERS..
Let's keep bringing the ideas..

I hope nobody says the answer is #SaiBuhari

Lol.....more ideas wanted...... every body is soooo wrong

lol....contradicting answers oh

okay. please explain why you think ur answer is korrect @comments

Please I need my fellow brethren of the Naira to solve this simple question. It has been causing some serious debate on Facebook.

Zico5:
No matter how we the new generation view these so called men of God doesn't change the standard of God. World has mingled with the church and we don't see anything bad in it. If our general overseer can dress like a cowboy with mask on, I don't see anything bad in it if the member of the church can dress in bikini alone. At least we re using it to glorify God. We should not be deceived, God standard is above all these. Let's be grounded wt our bible and know that friendly wt the world is an enmity of God.

no just let me swear for u oh. how cowboy dressing take be bad dressing? abi cowboys no be christians

no.....its Seun's fault

Davotee:
Ayaf neva xperiencd ban in my entire nairalife. As a matter of fact ayam on ghost MOD so MODs dont evn see me. My nairaland career is wat u can call a successtory.

Success story kor! That means you're a learner.... all the rons have been banned for bending the rules....Ask lalasticlala

Okay okay...
The question is really simple...Have u ever been banned ?
What offence did u commit that got you banned?
How long were u banned?
Oya Nairalanders leggooooo.........

The Lagos state police command have arrested a
Muslim cleric, Abdullahi Omobolaji popularly
known as Alfa over allegations of sexual assault
on a 17 year old girl identified as Idowu at Bakare
lane in the Agege area of Lagos state.
According to Punch, the assault on the girl
started in November 2014 after the 40 year old
Alfa who hails from Kwara state lured her to his
room which he used for spiritual consultation and
claimed to have seen a vision that she had been
placed under a curse by a man and that the only
way she can be redeemed was for him (Alfa) to
have sex with her. People still fall for this sh*t?
Continue...
Narrating what transpired between herself and the
Alfa, Idowu said
"It started in November, 2014 when Alf a Abdullahi
called me and said I should always come to meet
him if I needed anything since my dad was dead
and my mum was unable to cater to all my
needs. Later, he told me that he had seen a
vision, adding that a man had placed an evil mark
on me. He asked me to rinse my hand with cold
water which he the put on the fire. When the
water finally boiled and I brought it down, I saw
two cowries and a ring in the water. Alfa said
that was what the man put inside my body and
he (Alfa) was the only man that could remove the
evil mark from me. He said he must sleep with
me three times, and that was how he slept with
me. He said I must never tell anyone what
happened between us and if I did, I would die just
like my father did a few years back"
Idowu said a few days after her first encounter,
Alfa called her to go and buy an egg which he
instructed her to rub all over her body
"Then he said I should break it. I found seven
needles in the egg. Alfa then said he would have
to sleep with me seven times. I pleaded with him
not to since he only recently slept with me three
times, but he insisted on doing it, “she said
Idowu's mother who is a Fashion designer said it
was one of her customers who informed her of
the development. She confronted Alfa who
reportedly beat her up for accusing him of such a
crime. Men of the Isokoko Police Division in
Agege were later invited and Alfa was arrested
last Wednesday, March 11th.
However, a family member of the Alfa who spoke
anonymously said the Alfa and Idowu were in a
relationship and that she was only framing the
Alfa
"The girl framed up the cleric.They have been
sleeping with each other since last year.”he said
Meanwhile the Lagos state Police command
spokesperson, Kenneth Nwosu while confirming
the matter said the case would be called up in
court today March 16th.




SOURCE: lindaikeji..com/2015/03/alfa-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting.html

Its Double celebration today For Olamide, The
YBNL boss took to his social media to share
photo of his mother (Mrs Ronke Adedeji) in
celebration of the mother’s day..
He shared the above pics and wrote “My baby,
Ronke Adedeji, my Ronke peperempe sugar
sugar . Omo olumodi ano ku oru, omo olumodi o
mor Eko … Owo eh Lo mor Eko , omo olumodi
ashale jeje .. Omo lemomu aleshin loye, omo luku
baba ibeji, omo onirun fa iwo na’n fa iwo ti o’n
Shey omo onirun loma jamolowo #ScamAlert
which kind oriki be dat lol Ijebu ppl shaaa ..
Mama I luh u… P.O.P hold it dow”
Don’t forget Olamide also clocked 26 today.. HBD
baddo!

Source:


www.shawttynatt.com/baddo-momma-olamide-shares-cute-pics-of-her-mum-photo/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

ladionline:
Tribalism is the commander in chief of our country's problems. Wait and see as soon as your thread hit frontpage, the beast would be unleashed.

really... some you mean people do that too here?