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SeverusSnape:
So I read from the Da Vinci code.

Dan Brown (author of Da Vinci code) embellished a lot of truth in his fictional book. Just a little more digging and you'll find them

Arsenal

sonmvayina:
what was she doing at the tomb on the first easter morning?...only wife where allowed to wash/anoint the naked body of another man...just saying..

Bros...
.help me ask all these people. our Faith should not make us blind to truth

basille:
To me, other than the proposition of a large v shape in between Jesus and the person on his right in the painting of the last supper, all Dan browns (and also all other researchers) writings towards this issue has strong and valid points that proves possibilities if not exposes the truth itself.

Some quotes from the Gospel of Mary First discovered in 1896.


Did Jesus love Mary more than his disciples? well this quote seem to suggest such, which means Mary was no ordinary woman to him.

Also

So yes! there was obviously a relationship between Jesus and Mary Madelene.

Bros God bless you.....
somebody sees reason with me.....The signs are just too obvious to ignore

dkronicle:
Dan brown, and leonardo davinci re just mad.

..........they are not mad...they speak the simple truth though its embellished in a lot of fiction. The human sixth sense coupled with proper research will distinguish both clearly

Mary Magdalene

The Jesus-Magdalene union has been explored ad nauseum by many modern historians. Mary Magdalene traveled with Jesus as one of His followers. She was present at His two most important moments: the crucifixion and the resurrection. Within the four Gospels she is named at least 12 times, more than most of the apostles. Historians view the Gospel references as describing her as courageous, brave enough to stand by Jesus in His hours of suffering, death and beyond.
The Gospels of Mark says that Jesus had cast 7 demons out of her (Mark 16:9). Note that these "demons" may refer to a complex illness, not any form of sinfulness.

In the Gnostic Gospels, copies of the Nag Hammadi and Dead Sea scrolls contain certain stories that prove there was a relationship between them. According to their Gospel of Philip "...and the [bold] companion [/bold] of the saviour is Mary Magdalene. Christ loved her more than all the disciples and used to kiss her on the mouth." The word you should take not of here is "COMPANION ". As any Aramaic scholar will tell you, the word 'companion' in those days literally meant SPOUSE.

Mary Magdalene is claimed by many historians to be of royal descent, The House of Benjamin, to be precise. It only makes sense that Christ who also had royal blood (from The House of David) would consort with someone who also had royal blood, as it is in almost all traditions and customs.

Historians also speak of a highly explosive manuscript known as "The Magdalene Diaries"- Mary Magdalene's personal account of her relationship with Christ, His crucifixion and her time in France.

Also is the fact that Jesus was a rabbi. According to Hebrew customs, for one to be a rabbI and lead a congregation, he was to be qualified as well as married. This was to enable him lead his congregation with the assistance of his wife as well make the man a role model for the members of the congregation to emulate. From this, it means Jesus could have never been a rabbi without having to be married, and which other person was to be his wife than Mary Magdalene.

Another instance that supports this claim is the event of Christ's resurrection morning. The Bible tells us that Mary Magdalene and other women to the grave of Christ to anoint His body. This was right given only to the wife of the deceased according to Hebrew customs. This means that Mary Magdalene would only have the power to anoint the naked body of Jesus Christ only if she was his wife. Startling truth, right? Yes I felt the same way when I stumbled upon this fact during my research. If there was one person who had the right to anoint the body of Christ, that would be His wife, and who else would fit the position but Mary Magdalene.

Lastly, is one incontestable fact. Christ's first appearance.
When Jesus died and resurrected, Mary Magdalene was the first person He appeared to. Now let's apply common sense here again. If you were in Jesus' shoes, who would you appear to first? Your wife or girlfriend right? Of course. I'd do exactly the same. After defeating death and claiming the keys to he'll, I bet Jesus must have been so happy to finally appear to the people He loved the most. Starting with the number one in the pecking order. He didn't choose Peter, His right hand man, He didn't choose John whom He loved the most among His disciples, He didn't choose His own mother. No. Instead He choose Mary Magdalene! If nothing else has convinced you there was something extra between them, this should. Jesus chose to appear to the person He must have loved the most above all. Mary Magdalene must have held a special reverence with Our Lord and Saviour. She must have been His number one.

CONCLUSION
● It is clear from the Gospels that Mary Magdalene
had a great love for Jesus. She had been freed by him
from possession by seven devils, had followed him as
a disciple, ministering to him from her means (Luke
8:2-3), and had been with Mary, the Mother of Jesus
and the other women when Jesus was crucified
(Mark 15:40-41). She was, according to the Gospels,
the first person to whom Jesus appeared after the
resurrection, after searching for him tearfully (John
20:11-18). Hence the veneration which the Church
has had for her as a witness to the risen Christ.
FROM THE EVIDENCES ABOVE, IT SHOWS THEY MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING MORE THAN A MASTER-FOLLOWER RELATIONSHIP.
IF INDEED THEY WERE LOVERS OR HUSBAND AND WIFE WE MAY ACTUALLY NEVER KNOW FOR SURE AS WE DO NO HAVE PHYSICAL ACCESS EITHER OF THEM...

I HOPE THIS PIECE HAS ENLIGHTENED A LOT OF US ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS...
SHALLOM!

oni gele yi..... ski tele
ejowo ma..... skotolo

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satinoeleniyan:
How Super cool...So the crew of Coolfm recently made 5 year old Samuel Ayodele David's Christmas wish come true this season, as he was paid a surprise visit by Davido at his home in Gbagada, Lagos.

Supported by some Coolfm OAPS, little Samuel and his family were showered with gifts, household appliances and a special goodwill message from his hero, davido

A very emotional, Mrs. Olumayowa David could not stop thanking the team..

Congrats to Samuel and his family

See more; http://www.blacksatino.com/2015/02/photos-davido-visits-5-year-old-grants.html

What is a Davido?.... Never heard of such shit all my years here in France.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
See wetin apc cause! He promised blood shed in 2015, and hez fulfilling it. Denying us our rite to live!
Sai jona

kai.... ur mumu get level o....Wetin concern apc and person wey commit suicide.... about hear say na GMB or PYO na kill am...?

Said Buhari

Sad news....I wonder what frustrated him to that extent.
BTW 5th to comment..

All those people wey dey first me comment so, if I swear for una, e go catch una oooooo

TrueTalk

BTW... 24th to Comment... as long as I'm on front page with the op...

chai OP, your head is there

koikoi2:
I see Jonathan wining d war.

I see d Nigerian army wining d war.

I see nigeria wining d war.

I see GEJ wining d election with a landslide.

Your head is there

What is a funke akindele? Is it some sort of election propaganda used in Nigeria? Because we don't do that here in France.

emusmith:
Yes... These guys are Coded because they know what is up...

They are not dull and inactive...

They are cool but up to date whether undergraduates, Corps members or working class...

Different strokes for different folks, but a CODED guy cannot do without these in a week.


Below are some of them...


1. Browse the Internet (NL, FB or Whatsapp)


2. Video Games( Electronic, Laptop or Phone)

FIFA 2014, Candy crush, temple run, subway surfer, Crash etc...


3. Eat solid food: Eba or fufu

Real guys eat real food...Nor be indomie things here... We are talking about swallow


4. Invite his girl over at his place even if its just for a talk...

Guys sha...This one is like every three days....as I said, for a talk


5. Listen To Favorite Songs...

Walking with his earpiece on...going solo... It gives him inspiration...



6. Self Service

This cannot be denied...it's still kinda common among some guys: some weekly, some daily, some monthly etc.



7. Woo A Girl...

Wooing a girl is a chore to some guys......they like to put smiles on them ladies faces...they do it without knowing.



There are many sha, you can add more...

Nairalanders, creating counter threads since 1805

lalasticlala:
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Lala... na because say na u post am o..

.if na another person na post this thing without video, here for turn to Sambisa o

faceless04:
I read a story here where an angry guy shot a couple at their wedding reception because the bride left him for another man and this kept me wondering if my boyfriend can actually do same...........here is my story.

I've been in a relationship with this guy for 10years nw (yes, 10years). It all started in 2005 when we met, fell in love. He was and is still my first and only love. I was enjoying the relationship until 2years ago(though we've had our share of misunderstanding, I wldnt want to go into that) when I started thinking of settling down. I indirectly asked him if he had any plan of marrying me and I was shocked by the response I got. He said he doesn't believe in marriage, that everything is about understanding. I can move in,start producing babies for him but he can never carryout any marriage rites.

I thought he wasn't serious until last year when I asked him thesame question, he gave me thesame answer. But this time, I told him that I don't Share thesame view with him and that we need to go our separate ways. Since then he has been warning me that he will kill any man I get married to, that he cannt stand seeing me with another man........


Infact, I can't write down how the past year has been. I still love him and there is no doubt that he loves me too. But the big problem is that we are so so different, our views and vision are wide apart. I knw I can just forget about him and move on with my life but he wldnt let me be. He is always there at my door step, my office, giving 20 missed calls. Sometimes, I just wish I can relocate and start a new life, but I can't leave my job,not with this high rate of unemployment.

I forgot to mention that he is not the faithful type, though he doent flaunt it to my face but I just get to know about it one way or the other.
I really need advice on what to do,because even though I still have a soft spot for him, I don't want to continue with the relationship.

If na school you go for that ten years, you for dey do ur Ph.D now o..
BTW, that guy is no good for you, unless you're comfortable being "Lord of the Rings"

marioking:
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Shame on those using the girls for publicity and campaign.

Shame on those tactically endangering the lives of soldiers,

shame on those under-equipping the
soldiers,

shame on those sentencing soldiers to
death in the middle of a war.

Shame on those who rush to the internet to gloat whenever our soldiers suffer setbacks

Shame on those who remain silent when
our soldiers record victories with statements like "na now una de wake up"

Shame on those who concort conspiracy theories when our soldiers record victories

Shame on those who always expect our soldiers to loose and run

Biggest shame on those who kidnap girls

#Nigeriansoldiersaregreat
#GodBlessNA
#GodBlessNigeria

Your head is there

Story for amadioha

Whether he takes care of "madam" or not, the fact remains that What you're doing is wrong. You're committing a grave sin.
No go dey catch witch when your own marriage doesn't work out sha. That's not the devil in action. It's the prayers of the man's poor wife at work.

Am I the only one who thinks that GMB is not sound educationally and cannot actually defend his agendas for Nigeria in a battle with GEJ?
Me thinks APC is just trying to cover up for their candidate because they know he's not sound educationally.

www.informationng.com/2013/07/open-letter-to-bishop-david-oyedepo-claiming-canaan-land-is-demonic.html

open letter to Bishop Oyedepo from a concerned Nigerian......I used to like d man but now I dunno o....
These things are scary o....and it's implication on d lives of so many ignorant Christians is even more scary

leokinloe:
15 Things That Happen When You Marry Your Best
Friend.

1. There won't be any shocking surprises popping out of
nowhere

. 2. Married life is not always a bed of roses but it
becomes easier when you’re with someone who
knows how to handle your lows.

3. Marriage is built on the bed- rock of trust. And you
trust your best friend more than anyone else.

4. The process of adjusting to your partner's tastes is
much smoother because it's already happened.

5. Tiffs about your significant others’ “past” can
play spoil- sport in a marriage. But when you share a
common past, those tiffs go out the window.

6. There's no one on planet earth who can tickle your
funny bone like your best friend.

7. You already know each other's favourite movies,
music and drinks.

8. You never have to feel like you've let down your
partner because you know each other too well for such
petty worries.

9. You know their turn-ons and turn-offs like the back of
your hand.

10. You may have days when you don't look your
super- amazing-ultra-b eautiful self but your best friend will love you even when you look like crap.

11. There will never be a moment when you feel like
you're not at home.

12. No matter how crazy your dreams are, your best
friend will never stop supporting you.

13. The little joys in life don't go unnoticed when you're
with your best friend.

14. Your best friend can criticize you without you
misunderstandin g the intention behind it.
15. Growing old with your best friend is the best thing
that can ever happen.

AGREE ??

yes I agree o

luigiajah:
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Laughing my head off....lol

Donjcco:
aluta contimenues.... kamkpere kamkperere... aluta contimenues....

Oga... I see u

silvexta:
ALUTA CONTINUA

VICTORIA ASCERTA

silvexta:
money no dey grow for tree

Leave them.. make Dem dey misbehave.... Be like say Dem think say Fupre Na Covenant University... #TotalReversal

Students of the Federal University of Petroleum
Resources Effurun (FUPRE), Delta State,
allegedly protesting an increase in fees by the
university authorities on Monday barricaded the
Warri end of the strategic East-West Road.
Although the protest was meant to be as
peaceful as possible and without unduly
disrupting social and economic activities of
residents, the protesters later created barriers
on the busy highway connecting Delta with
most South-South states of Nigeria through the
oil city of Warri.
The resort to barricading
the Warri/Effurun-Ughelli portion of the East-
West Road following breakdown of negotiations
between the FUPRE management and
representatives of the students.
The students claimed that under the new
arrangement, the FUPRE authorities have
directed old students of the institution to pay
N55,000 as against N26,400 charged
previously.
Similarly, the charge for freshers has been
jacked up to N90,000 from the N46,000 fresh
students paid in the past.
The students further said several other charges
have also bee increased by the school
authorities, including "Acceptance Fee" and
"Hostel Fee", which the authorities claimed
were meant to "develop the institution."
The placard-bearing students said that they
wanted to alert members of the public to the
seeming commencement of the process to
commercialize education at the nation's first
specialized petroleum resources university,
stressing that they could not afford the new
fees of charges.
The students also called on President Goodluck
Jonathan to intervene in the interest of the
institution, saying the sudden increase
announced by FUPRE might be politically
motivated and intended to create fresh crisis
for the Jonathan administration at this critical
election.

#Nigerians... There's nothing we will not see

Pilot..
The guy funny die.....
#Laughing In Calabar