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Agriculture / Re: Picture: President Jonathan And The Rice Pyramids by Ericardo7(m): 4:08pm On Jul 17, 2014
omenka: The height of a typical bag of rice lying down is approximately 40cm. Now, multiply that figure by seven and divide it by 100, then tell me your president stands over 2.8metres tall!!!!

What a sham! What a shame!
if I say u dey mad e go be like say I dey insult u...shebi dem Photoshop the man shadow...Ur stupidity sha....oga ooo

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Politics / Re: We’ve Arrested Boko Haram’s ‘chief Butcher’ – Police by Ericardo7(m): 6:01pm On Jul 16, 2014
This is Super story!!!
Literature / Re: The Break Up- A Short Story by Ericardo7(m): 8:29am On Jul 15, 2014
Jags you are an amazing writer....
Please I have one request...This story really touched me and I don't want this thread to die just like that... So I want to ask u to turn this thread into one of short love stories. I know that there are lots of ideas from where this one came... I think it would be really nice if you keep our hearts warm with amazing stories.
Once again...nice job.
Literature / Re: The Break Up- A Short Story by Ericardo7(m): 3:10am On Jul 15, 2014
ummm...sweet intro...
Career / Re: I Want To Quit My Banking Job by Ericardo7(m): 2:35am On Jul 15, 2014
how old are u as in seriously...A man of your age should know that there are boring sides to every job.
Travel / Re: Photos Of Pickpockets In China by Ericardo7(m): 12:52pm On Jul 13, 2014
They even have instruments for working. Na wa oh
Celebrities / Re: Pyrates Confraternity Celebrates Wole Soyinka At 80th Birthday(photonews) by Ericardo7(m): 11:30am On Jul 12, 2014
Happy Birthday Sir!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of The Most Stylish And Fashionable Male Entertainers In Nigeria by Ericardo7(m): 3:48pm On Jul 10, 2014
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I guess u didn't see that one coming.
Family / Re: Bottling Up Your Emotions Is Not Healthy: You Will Soon Snap! by Ericardo7(m): 12:47am On Jul 10, 2014
what if one is born cold...as in like stone cold...has never experienced any emotion.? what's ur advice?
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 12:35am On Jul 10, 2014
Moblord: No but u sound like a NECO official
Yes amma NECO official ...
wanna apply
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 6:21pm On Jul 09, 2014
Sirjohn84: Mr poster...ur story fake..pls stop blackmailig high standard comphrensive schools .cos i work there and nothing lik wat u said happnd.pls gt ur facts rite
wey u...park well... tryna help ur skool's ministry..... e no go work ooooohhh
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 6:15pm On Jul 09, 2014
Bellasharonne: but they won't knw the defaulters na... dem go jst mark am lyk dat ... hopefully
naaah...they'll just term that school as a cheating centre.
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 6:14pm On Jul 09, 2014
Moblord: yes especially miracle centres... When are they going to release WAEC results?
I be like WAEC Official for ya eye *tongue out*
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 6:13pm On Jul 09, 2014
EI:

Reading through this makes one feel so sad, and sick. Yes it is clear cheating during exam is now a cultural thing amongst our Nigerian community (something we now export to other countries), but it still comes as a rude shock everytime one reads the details of such activities. It is hard imagining how teachers (and school administrators) actively collude and encourages these gross acts - all for filthy lucre sake!

We need help in this country and until we grow past these basic level baselines in our collective psyches, Nigeria simply won't move forward, no matter how much resources we have. . .!!!
ur head is there.
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 7:27am On Jul 08, 2014
Bellasharonne: MuMu NECO.... all you have to do is write the type u ansad on ur omr .... if dey give u type A and u put type C dere.. ow dem go knw
shebi d invigilator no go know say something happen if people wey answer C Na 78 and people with others Na 12, 25, 13

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Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 7:24am On Jul 08, 2014
mplentiful: Thats good for those stupid girls. I remember my ex crying when she failed because I texted her rubbish. She is going to learn quick. Wake up guys you can do it without cheating.
but guy, that's kinda harsh oh. it would have been better to help her prepare for the exam than to grant her total failure. I guess u didn't love her.
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 7:22am On Jul 08, 2014
cbrass: Thank God the school Op mentioned is from Delta state if not there would have been a blood bath between the Ndigbos and the Yorubas grin












Even though the Op may not come from any of those tribes

Guy am a staunch Deltan...I strong isoko boi for real.

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Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 7:19am On Jul 08, 2014
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Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 10:45pm On Jul 07, 2014
slimthugchimee: It never stoped my runz..
Them send me all the paper type runz i just wright my paper type . Even the guy beside me just write my paper type
u see ur problem...you could not even spell "write"……
seems you don't even deserve to be in primary six.
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 10:34pm On Jul 07, 2014
domdan13: yh ooh...na so neco wan fall our hand...buh tank God am quite good in math..juz distributed tu sum of ma guys Wu changed dere type tu type d
and what will the person marking think when those with type d are relatively high compared to other types...I sorry for u
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 10:31pm On Jul 07, 2014
Moblord: Yeah but the Essays where thesame, besides the obj are thesame questions. They just changed the numbers
yes. but still they caught everyone unawares. Plus it'll help test the true ability of the students, don't u think?
Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 10:29pm On Jul 07, 2014
Coldfeet: Abeg make una no break my ribs with laugh o! Chineke na one of the leaders of tomorrow you interview so? It is well. grin
that one no be leader oh. DAT one Na native doctor in d making

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Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 8:18pm On Jul 07, 2014
NECO were amazing today. When some school finally discovered there were paper types, they decided to give their students solutions for only 2 paper types. so they split their students into two groups and supplied them answers. Only for information to reach them after the exam that NECO stipulated that any school with Candidates in the excess of 50 were expected to do all four paper types....come see as students dey cry water...

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Education / Re: NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 5:01pm On Jul 07, 2014
NECO used four Paper Types A, B,C and D to conduct the exam.
This shows the reason for the rescheduling of three core subjects; mathematics, biology and economics.
*in between* Can't believe I made front page... so so so happy .....#grabs alomo

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Education / NECO Shocks Students With Upgraded Examination. by Ericardo7(m): 4:56pm On Jul 07, 2014
Many students currently writing the Senior Secondary Certificate Examination (SSCE) of the National Examinations Commission (NECO) had to chew the cover of their pens today as the examination body surprised them with upgraded means of conducting the exams. One of the rescheduled subjects-Mathematics-was written today and those who wrote said they did not understand how the exam was conducted.
One of such means was the use of Paper Type. This medium which must have been adopted from that of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board(JAMB) was the one that hit students, especially the ones that wrote in "Miracle Centres" the hardest.
A student of High Standard Comprehensive High School, In Delta State complained bitterly to me after their exams. "Na God go punish NECO.", he cried. "When they brought the question papers, our maths teacher just collect one question paper go dey solve am for us inside him office. After like thirty minutes, the guy come inside hall. he dictate objective, all of us shade. Later dem come copy theory for board, all of us copy am take. Na about ten minutes make exam finish Na we come dey hear say one thing Na paper type. before we know d invigilator collect everything from us. The Paper Type wey d mumu Uncle write Na C and me I be type A".
Many students were found complaining, crying and some even rolling on the floor.
Most of the ones crying were heard making d statement "NECO, Diaris God ooooooo".

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