₦airaland Forum

njuwo:
Bill Gates organized an enormous
session to recruit a new CEO for
Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates
assembled in
a large room. One candidate is
Ayodele a Naija guy. Bill Gates thanked all the
candidates for
coming and asking those who do
not know Java program to leave.
Two thousand candidates leave the
room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do
not know JaVa but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try. Bill Gates asked the
candidates who
never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave. Two
thousand leave the room. Ayodele says
to himself "I never managed anybody
by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?" So
he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates
who
do not have management diplomas to
leave. Five hundred people leave the
room. Ayodele says to himself, "I left
school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?" So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill gates
asked the candidates
who do not speak Serb-Croatian to
leave. Four hundred ninety-eight
candidates leave the room. Ayodele
says to himself, "I do not speak one
word of Serb - Croatian but what do I have to
lose?" So he stays and finds
himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them
and said,
"Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serb - Croatian,
so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that
language." Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other
candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!"
The other candidate answers "O gaju o

NoRetreat:
gbas gbos

JosephXavier:
Local talents should be supported and promoted

Since this boy's can do these from the little they have, that means they can achieve more with support from people but they shouldn't just be recreating people's content.

They should now focus on creating their own contents and produce films with great storyline that may portray the current situation of our country and also our cultures so that their fame will last longer

solmus:
Be like say armed robbers no dey your State, maybe Na Abuja or another peaceful state you dey

SARS don stop me and my guys many many times we all still dey alive we no run, God forbid say Na Armed robbers Omo blood go do drop

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solmus:
Omo Na lie ooo, Armed robbers still dey kill people oo, struggle with them Na puff... SARS just want your money if they don't catch you with a gun or weapon or you are not trying to run from arrest they hardly shoot you

Wolgrace:
Ethopians has the real Hebrew calender, Hebrew bible, and ancient Hebrew Israel's true identity and history...

According to Daniel 7:25, Lucifer used his religious and political beasty land of the Vatican-Roman Catholic to alter and change the true calender of God of the ancient Hebrew Israelites..

The months in the current calendar are demonic names of gods and goddesses connected to Nimrod i.e Babylon, the founding father of one world order and Sun worship called BAAL, scientifically called HELIOCENTRISM OR SOLAR SYSTEM and philosophically called BIG BANG..

They all sets the time and masonic mathematical formulas according to the evolution of the sun i.e the world and the inhabitants worships Satan through the sun? GOD FORBID!!

Satan has deceived the whole human race(rev 12:9).. But thank God through Jesus Christ for the prepared new world i.e new Israel or new Jerusalem or city of David or bossom of Abraham or kingdom of God where it needs no alteration..

BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AND BE SAVED..

KvnqJothan:
The senior special assistant to the governor of Lagos State on new media, Gawat Jubril announced through his twitter account the resumption date for both private and public schools in the state.

All public and private schools in the country has been on total lockdown due to the spread of the Coronavirus, and the government has been fighting tooth and nail to combat its spread and save lives. With the recent progress recorded in the area of the pandemic, coupled with the aim of returning children safely back to the classroom, the Lagos State government has carefully eased on the lock down, in accordance with national directives.

Taking to social media, Mr. Gawat jubril released the confirmed date for the resumption of Schools:

1. JSS 3 and SS2 students in public schools will resume on the 21st of September, 2020.

2. All private primary and secondary schools will also resume on the same day, 21st September 2020.

3. All pre-primary schools classes in both private and public will remain closed until further notice.

StagethemTVee:
Erica and Lucy are at each other's neck over how to go about group tasks given to Housemates by Big Brother. Erica is heard shouting at Lucy and labelling are difficult to work with. "Nobody wants you on their team with your negative energy. Why didn't they pick you first. Good riddance to bad rubbish. "

When Kiddwaya tried to get Erica away from the heat and under control for using foul language and shouting, Erica went on to state that Big Brother cannot give her a strike for shouting, " They will definitely not give me strike for shouting."

Pince went on to ask Lucy: " What the Fxck is wrong with you? I am you friend and i have been telling you this ever since we got into this house".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqhsRSJBK4g

Matrimonous:
At least let Nigerians rest from police harassments.

Confirmedzombie:
all yorubas evicted, shame on biggie and his gross marginalization.

While Ozo, Erica, Nengi the igbos remain in the house.

We the yoruba youths will protest this gross marginalization.

Aluta Continua

HallaDaTruth:
I saw, davido in church yesterday with a Bible

xynerise:
We don't deserve to play the final

R2bees:
I been tell you say i rich before??.. I'm on Airtel free pass mode in case u don't know

Oluromantic:
This is not worthy of seeing let alone front page