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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ericmusic(m): 4:38pm On Sep 30, 2020
njuwo:
Bill Gates organized an enormous
session to recruit a new CEO for
Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates
assembled in
a large room. One candidate is
Ayodele a Naija guy. Bill Gates thanked all the
candidates for
coming and asking those who do
not know Java program to leave.
Two thousand candidates leave the
room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do
not know JaVa but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try. Bill Gates asked the
candidates who
never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave. Two
thousand leave the room. Ayodele says
to himself "I never managed anybody
by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?" So
he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates
who
do not have management diplomas to
leave. Five hundred people leave the
room. Ayodele says to himself, "I left
school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?" So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill gates
asked the candidates
who do not speak Serb-Croatian to
leave. Four hundred ninety-eight
candidates leave the room. Ayodele
says to himself, "I do not speak one
word of Serb - Croatian but what do I have to
lose?" So he stays and finds
himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them
and said,
"Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serb - Croatian,
so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that
language." Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other
candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!"
The other candidate answers "O gaju o
I die here ooo grin
Crime / Re: Sars Officers Baptizes Davido's PRO With Slaps For Refusing To Unlock His Phone by Ericmusic(m): 4:00pm On Sep 30, 2020
NoRetreat:
gbas gbos
you forgot to add.... St. Gbas Gbos grin

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Celebrities / Re: Netflix Focuses On Nigerian Storytelling In ‘naija To The World’ Collection by Ericmusic(m): 3:24pm On Sep 30, 2020
That's good..... I hope the price of fuel will reduce
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I dedicate this FTC to my ex girlfriend she was the best
Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Ericmusic(m): 8:01pm On Sep 29, 2020
I remember watching my dad when he was ironing his clothes... Then his phone rang and he went to pick his call..... Little me being so curious I wanted to check how he was making the clothes straight.... I took the hot iron and placed it on my bare stomach.... shocked shocked JESUS!!!!! the mark still dey my belle till now cheesy grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Ikorodu Bois Recreate Davido's Fem (video) by Ericmusic(m): 9:53pm On Sep 24, 2020
JosephXavier:
Local talents should be supported and promoted

Since this boy's can do these from the little they have, that means they can achieve more with support from people but they shouldn't just be recreating people's content.

They should now focus on creating their own contents and produce films with great storyline that may portray the current situation of our country and also our cultures so that their fame will last longer
they don't need to create their own content ooo.... Recreating other people's moment is what they do... And it's what they are known for
Business / Re: Pictures Of Made In Aba Furniture. by Ericmusic(m): 8:29pm On Sep 21, 2020
What our supreme court governor know in imo state is to be approving hotel construction upandan....
The only thing we know in imo state is to be building hotel and church every where.... Rubbish!!! angry angry angry

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Crime / Re: Is This True?? Sars Has Killed More Nigerian Youths Than Armed Robbers by Ericmusic(m): 8:24pm On Sep 21, 2020
solmus:


Be like say armed robbers no dey your State, maybe Na Abuja or another peaceful state you dey

SARS don stop me and my guys many many times we all still dey alive we no run, God forbid say Na Armed robbers Omo blood go do drop

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the same way wey you take answer sars nah the same way you go take answer robbers nah.... After all sars suppose to dey guard men nah.... No be to dey 4ck up upandan if to say dem dey do their job normally we no suppose to they compare them with armed robbers nah.... This life no balance ooo
Crime / Re: Is This True?? Sars Has Killed More Nigerian Youths Than Armed Robbers by Ericmusic(m): 8:17pm On Sep 21, 2020
solmus:
Omo Na lie ooo, Armed robbers still dey kill people oo, struggle with them Na puff... SARS just want your money if they don't catch you with a gun or weapon or you are not trying to run from arrest they hardly shoot you
is like you don't know Sara oooo...
Jokes Etc / Re: Banker At A Restaurant by Ericmusic(m): 12:58pm On Sep 20, 2020
[s][/s]mad oooo grin wink grin

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Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Ericmusic(m): 12:48pm On Sep 20, 2020
Edo no be Lagos...... Everybody don tear eye..... Unfortunately.... Nah the supreme court go decide this election Las Las..... It doesn't matter who wins or loose..... They will do what they did to us in imo state....
With our supreme court governor grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Laycon Becomes The First Housemate Of The BBN 9ja Lockdown To Hit 1mil Followers by Ericmusic(m): 9:02pm On Sep 19, 2020
Icons..... Icons..... Icons..... Icons.....
A big shout out to my ex girlfriend.... I used to love you.... You used to be the best.... wink

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Travel / Re: Ethiopia Just Entered 2013 While The Rest Of The World Is In 2020 - HistoryVille by Ericmusic(m): 1:49pm On Sep 16, 2020
Wolgrace:
Ethopians has the real Hebrew calender, Hebrew bible, and ancient Hebrew Israel's true identity and history...

According to Daniel 7:25, Lucifer used his religious and political beasty land of the Vatican-Roman Catholic to alter and change the true calender of God of the ancient Hebrew Israelites..

The months in the current calendar are demonic names of gods and goddesses connected to Nimrod i.e Babylon, the founding father of one world order and Sun worship called BAAL, scientifically called HELIOCENTRISM OR SOLAR SYSTEM and philosophically called BIG BANG..

They all sets the time and masonic mathematical formulas according to the evolution of the sun i.e the world and the inhabitants worships Satan through the sun? GOD FORBID!!

Satan has deceived the whole human race(rev 12:9).. But thank God through Jesus Christ for the prepared new world i.e new Israel or new Jerusalem or city of David or bossom of Abraham or kingdom of God where it needs no alteration..

BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AND BE SAVED..
then I guess you were born in the month of Abraham instead of April.... Or even the month of Delilah instead of December... angry Rubbish somebody

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Romance / Re: Lady Rushed To The Hospital After Her Dog Tore Her Vag!na While Give Her Head Ph by Ericmusic(m): 10:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
Head kill you there.... undecided
Education / Re: Official Resumption Date For Private And Public Schools Has Finally Been Announc by Ericmusic(m): 10:03pm On Sep 14, 2020
KvnqJothan:
The senior special assistant to the governor of Lagos State on new media, Gawat Jubril announced through his twitter account the resumption date for both private and public schools in the state.

All public and private schools in the country has been on total lockdown due to the spread of the Coronavirus, and the government has been fighting tooth and nail to combat its spread and save lives. With the recent progress recorded in the area of the pandemic, coupled with the aim of returning children safely back to the classroom, the Lagos State government has carefully eased on the lock down, in accordance with national directives.

Taking to social media, Mr. Gawat jubril released the confirmed date for the resumption of Schools:

1. JSS 3 and SS2 students in public schools will resume on the 21st of September, 2020.

2. All private primary and secondary schools will also resume on the same day, 21st September 2020.

3. All pre-primary schools classes in both private and public will remain closed until further notice.

scam angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Erica’s Fans Shed Tears After Her Disqualification From Bbnaija Show by Ericmusic(m): 6:38am On Sep 07, 2020
Make she go oooo.... Nah she cause am.....
You know say nah one life you get you still dey do anyhow..... Ataya for you ooo
Politics / Re: Idia Ize-Iyamu Takes APC Simple Agenda Msg To Santana Market In Ikpoba Okha LGA by Ericmusic(m): 6:20am On Sep 05, 2020
This comment above me is confused
Sports / Re: Victor Moses At Chelsea: One Last Hurrah? by Ericmusic(m): 11:15pm On Sep 03, 2020
This guy resembles perussi ooo shocked
TV/Movies / Re: Lucy, Erica And Prince Fight and Cuss Over Team Task. by Ericmusic(m): 9:33pm On Sep 03, 2020
StagethemTVee:
Erica and Lucy are at each other's neck over how to go about group tasks given to Housemates by Big Brother. Erica is heard shouting at Lucy and labelling are difficult to work with. "Nobody wants you on their team with your negative energy. Why didn't they pick you first. Good riddance to bad rubbish. "

When Kiddwaya tried to get Erica away from the heat and under control for using foul language and shouting, Erica went on to state that Big Brother cannot give her a strike for shouting, " They will definitely not give me strike for shouting."

Pince went on to ask Lucy: " What the Fxck is wrong with you? I am you friend and i have been telling you this ever since we got into this house".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqhsRSJBK4g
but fuel is now 151naira..�
Politics / Re: Nationwide Curfew Now 12am To 4am – FG by Ericmusic(m): 9:28pm On Sep 03, 2020
Matrimonous:
At least let Nigerians rest from police harassments.
e be like say you no know our police ooo.... They will still harass you for no reason oooo... Just fear anything in black

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TV/Movies / Re: Brighto Evicted From Big Brother House + How Viewers Voted by Ericmusic(m): 10:38am On Aug 31, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
all yorubas evicted, shame on biggie and his gross marginalization.

While Ozo, Erica, Nengi the igbos remain in the house.

We the yoruba youths will protest this gross marginalization.

Aluta Continua
what about laycon.... He's still there and there's no doubt.. he's going to win
Sports / Re: A Striker With No Goal In His 24 Years Career by Ericmusic(m): 7:00pm On Feb 11, 2020
You see your life

Celebrities / Re: Davido In Church After Older Sister Dragged Him And B-Red To Church by Ericmusic(m): 10:50am On Jan 14, 2020
HallaDaTruth:
I saw, davido in church yesterday with a Bible
me too ����
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by Ericmusic(m): 10:15pm On Jul 14, 2019
xynerise:
We don't deserve to play the final
i swear oooo
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Picture Olamide Sent To Zlatan Ibile From His Ikorodu Days by Ericmusic(m): 7:08pm On Jun 12, 2019
R2bees:
I been tell you say i rich before??.. I'm on Airtel free pass mode in case u don't know
me 2..
Celebrities / Re: Chidera Eggerue Slays In Bikini, Makes Grand Entrance Into The Pool (Photos) by Ericmusic(m): 2:05pm On Jun 09, 2019
Oluromantic:
This is not worthy of seeing let alone front page
fear not bro.... The gods are awake....
Romance / Re: Teni Goes Mad In Ghana,i Will Chew Patapaa's Testicles Before I Return 2 Nigeria by Ericmusic(m): 5:27pm On Jun 07, 2019
dis girl sef

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