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Ebonyeyes:
Teehee. Cats and babies are better than useless men who want me to die before im 40

Ok fair anough, can I ask how far away are you from 40 nah?   ,
Dildos  dont have thier own minds  and they dont spit  plus they are predictable and oh, U can run out of battery  lol,ABi they ones dey now wey dey recharge themselves?

Ok sagamite, I feel you, but may I ask, better than some Men in what regards? tell me what Job of a Man at home that a woman can do better that the Man?

Ebony, you B oyibo now abi? wan adopt and own cats lol U funny die babe.

Sagamite,
Guy you harsh oh, women are lower than men oh, women will try and argue  but in reality, they truly know thier place, I think sometimes the boast of what thier Men can do for them amongst thier friends  lol its an Ego thing, it was when I came to the Uk I realised  that as a man if you cant change a light bulb  then you got a very serious issue at hand  lol funny but true, do woryy ebony we all always agree at the end  lol

Ebony chill, U still loves us

lol Nah wah, sotey  one gy open him mouth say his Bross marryw Oyibo wen B lawyer and they are not liability to the Govt, nah wah oh,ignorance nah big sickness, he no know say nah the oyibo give am kpali if not nah deport straight B that,he claim say he dey 9ja  but get up to %70 info of how guys dey live abroad,  lol I laugh in Urhobo,guy U know wetin dem dey call kpeke? , and for the ladies, a man got to do what he got to do,in my own opinion, I got what I call Man Programs, thats strictly man Job  and woman program strictly woman Job.if you wanna know what it entails ask away  

@switch
U remind me of my folks back home, I have to xplain everything to them for them to at least get the gist of what life is like out abroud, did you bother to ask you guy how he got married, is he legit or not? is thebabe legit or not, cos if one of them aint  they cant marry here cos of new LAWS, can you immagine if you aint a british citizen you got to apply for a permit to marry in the UK?  and you have to prove that both of you are legit if not, your marriage aint registered and legalised, you feel me,LAWS here dey make guys and babes do things they would never have thought of B4 dey leave 9ja
Just to tell you how bad it is, I  withnessed 1st hand how  one guy and him babe dey live together with the guy whitee, he tell whitee say the 9ja babe nah him sist, wheras nah his babe, is that not sickening?nah kpali cos am oh

guy I ire oh lol Ok, Im responsible oh, where all the responsible babe nah,* Where dem dey eh?*

"\@switchmax8
You are totally wrong, every woman wanna settle  down, i think its a kind of pride thing to them, ask you brother again,  and let me tell you, You dont get red Kpali when you have a baby even if you like live in the Uk for 500 yrs,go and read the new rules, the stopped it in the 90s, not even the baby can have his or her kpali till she is above16 yrs Old oh,read my post above, you will see the delema guys  and girls got to go fru on here, there are genuine couples on here  but Kpali matter dey DULL things oh brother,its a big problem.hence you see people dey carry whitee come 9ja, guy use No6  to code wetin I dey yan oh.

@kobojunkie
You make me laugh too,it means you are new to taxation,
let me break it down for you, now to prove your income is a Term  institutions often use here to valuate howmuch you are taxed, now if I want a police officer to prove his/her income all  they have to do is produce thier pay slip for the last financial year and you can calculate howmuch tax they have paid to the govt,once you see that as a tax officer  then you let them go cos they are clear,Now if you own your own Biz  then you are adviced to bring in your Books, that includes all your financial books, bank stats, purchase ledger,expenditures etc, payment ledger for staffs so on, all them books would tell the tax officer howmuch you earn  and they can deduce tax from it,Now witht he private Biz, it dont have to come to that, thats why as a Biz man you got to register your company with an accountant who sorts all that out for you  and you pay a fee to them, do you now understand?

lol this is funny,
I can understand why so many of us are suprised,the issue of tax is foreign to us as someone clearly stated above,no what the Lag Govt has done is realy clever, you are forced to declare ur earnings or source of income one way or the other weather you lie to reduce it or not you will have to pay tax, now the big payers would now be the big companies who tax thier staff heavily and dont remit the correct amount back to Govt, so guys chil, this has little or no effects on any one person, if you are gainfuly employed all you have to do is produced your pay slip and you are on PAYE, if you own ur own Biz then you are forced to register with the accountants and declear you income in the right way by the book and then you are forced to pay tax,Now if you dont work, and have a car you have to prove how you came about it,trust me it aint too hard to find out plus you already pay tax on ur car, thats the licence you got to buy at the licencing office yearly so your car is not subject to impoundment as most of you think,they are just trying to use something we got here in the Uk but not speeling the small prints out, all you have to do is go read the rule of taxation in Nigeria and you will make your own deductions.

funny at all, I have read fru every post n here, everybody is shying away from the fundamental truth we as 9ja people or immmigrand from Africa face here, No we all know a blind man cant lead a Blind man, Now tell me oh, Mr A no get kpali and he loves Miss B so much and he can die for her, and Miss B no get kpali too, now honestly tell me the way 4ward for both of them, both cant plan a future here in Uk, and if by mistake a baby comes along then, its a bigger trouble for them,No In the Uk we got lovely babes who would make wonderfull wives oh, dont get me wrong, but if both No get kpali then nah bad market,however if one of them get then thank baba God, but at thesame time if one of them get kpali nah straight to 9ja to get a fresh 9ja babe or guy, thats the sad reality on ground, i stand to be corrected here,I dare anyone to quote me wrong.

what next now?does this all mean the paper is more than the value of which is printed on it?thats if there was money to be made from printing new ones.

tunnex190:
@puskin, i'm currently posting with emptyN

Guy how you manage nah?, kindly post me the know how I beg oh,helep a broda

Well I think the Nigerian Police force should be dicentralized, ie,Every state should have its own Police force,just like we have in the Uk and America and then we should have the Federal Police alongside, but the indigenous job of security should be tackled by the state Police and national threath should be tackled by the Feds,
There must be recruitment of more police and age/standards should be set,not all them big pot belly men who cant jog for 5 mins.

Good Idea,wrong implementation/Circumstance.

someone upng stuff out the MTN stuff up and running, is that anything near true?

aieromon:
And the mad rush back to eMTyN begins

Guy how you mean, ?yellow dey sway now?

@iz2much
you are not alone oh, no worry guy, these are the last hudles in ur life,nothing good comes easy oh if its too easy it goes away easilly too,this new week will be a new and better newsy week for all of us you are there already.

@Genuflect
Im still in that delema i told you about in your Email, when I try to open the OM in my phone it ends with the error message *no network connection*I stil feel thick in all these though, guys help a broda oh

@german007 yes nah,Im 9ja bred lol anyway,Im at teh SW16 area of London, as a matter of fact,Im in 9ja at the moment eating Banga soup, so wazzup where r U in London? or you they the german side?

skyone:
You can easily tell when a London street boy is yerning.

True talk B that, lol anyway, ask that guy, he knows his Onions trust me, he aint no Joke, if you are doing anything VW or Audi then halaluyah or anything German.

and checkout my snail speed with my roaming
http://www.speedtest.net/result/592057377.png

tunnex190:
Lol, don't mind him.

lol OK, anyway, Im using Tmobile Internet, it roams into MTN or Glo here in 9ja, cool though but it cost me £1 a day, so I dont mind the Zain thingy, so did you get that mail you where expecting and could you plz 4ward it to me, oh by the way, any light on ho I can get my Opera Mobile browser 8. xxxx to work on my Nokia N95 8GB?

.dot,
who U dey reffer to? cos on here yu got to ?

AMEN and Amen

lol, NO, I dey 9ja at the moment guy abi am I not allowed to come back again Oga tunnex190?