absolutely nothing. it's like any other day

about 9-10yrs ago, I had this ridiculous Mohawk haircut on me, immediately they spotted me, they prophesied I was gonna be a great footballer who will grace the grasses of old Trafford. Only if they knew I had zero skills in football.

Democrat1c:
The eating of Amala and Ewedu by Yoruba. That creepy food irritates my marrows. The soup sometime appears like the sh*ts of Jedi Jedi patients.

I can relate. Grossly disgusting.

The Yorubas! When I was younger, I read that the yorubas are the most educated and enlightened tribe. Having spent a considerable time in the west ( Ibadan, Ogbomosho, Saki, Oyo town, Ife, Ore, Oshogbo, Akure, Ifaki and Iwo), I can boldly state that those days of being the most educated tribe are long gone.

iamjavadem:

Its morons like you that dont let this country move forward. FRSC busy doing their job and a slowpoke like you tried to escape and killed people and you are blaming FRSC. Please lend me your brain, i am building an idiot and you are the best candidate.

see finishing

decatalyst:
Nah the husband Una suppose blame.


He marry mumu still con buy am female dog...mumu raise to power two. If the dog con born more female dogs, then the man's house is the breeding home for mumu

And all of them are mumu

But if she never marry, then one needs to beware of the girls...make one no goan marry a total slowpoke.

I don't know why this comment is cracking me. lol

aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.

Why didn't Einstein supply answers concerning our existence and his very own existence? Pls save such thrash for the religion section except you are seeking for attention.

islandmoon:


that is not gut but foolishness, its more like a game of chess! Yorubas dont fight senseless fight like the igbos
even FAYOSE that you igbos adopted as a son for your presume bravery is not even a smart Yoruba man to me, wisdom is greater than power , that is what Yoruba believe in, it is hard to engage in any meaningful debate with an Igbo person speaking with past experience , they will always want to show power.

have you ever heard any IGBO LEADER made any reasonable or sensible contribution to the recent development? but you read what FEMI FANALA said yesterday.

what is wrong with IGBOS sef?

you have properties every where, yet you want BIAFRA, and you are attacking Northerners in your region, if they start attacking Igbos in the north now, you will start crying but in the real sense, you started it!! your inability to think because of your lack of emotional intelligence will cost you more! your leaders are there looking and doing nothing, while you are here yelling on Nairaland.

if igbo leaders need my advice , I will offer it at a price, but the question is do you even have a leader? look at charly boy or who again is your leader sef? you dont keep your sense at home and go to war without no sense, its a no brainer

you will never hear a word from your top politicians, I wonder how you intend to rule the so called Biafra with Kanu as your leader, because you have not made any arrangement prior to that, some hoodlum will hijack your land locked region, how do you intend to import sef? I also see power struggle between KANU ABIA igbos, Enugu, and the ANAMBRANS who believe they are the aborigines , so many unsolved puzzles.

only you have nnamdi kanu to benefit from buhari absence, still same you have charly boy asking him to resume or resign, now he has resumed
still you looking for hausa person in the bus to attack, I just dont get it.
where is your sense?

I'm not igbo

yusufobinna1:
I can. Confirm to you that a brother of mine who stays in power line street in Aba,is shop was raided and his boys that works with him as tailor were wounded with machete cut but to my surprise they are Yoruba's.

Yorubas don't have that gut!

lukman:
is like thunder want to fire this NANS. bunch of cultists

Don't mind the rascals, They will collect money from corrupt authorities in a bid to stop industrial action. ASUU strike is needed if we have to move the educational sector forward. The government is non coolant about it.

SAMBHOSS:
Transformers:The Last Knight

7.5/10

dem try wella....... and it's also hilarious

seriously? this movie was shitty

wallbuilder:
Yoruba land is 65%muslim?

I'm not surprised but I believe it's nothing less than 46%

yaki84:

bros first n foremost u r intellectuallly unfit, no pun intended. How much is official of dollar to naira by cbn? It is 306 to a dollar. The govr is not mandated to give them 40k in dolls, he can aswell give them the money in naira which is less than 13million naira.
Secondly how many civil servants, pensioneers n retired but death workers do we hv in akwaibom? Will 13million settle thier issues?

U said the stadium isnt contributing anything to d state, am sorry to tell u this but u r a joker.
So the hotel the camerounians lodge they didnt pay abi, everybody that went to d stadium to watch d match entered freely, d ticketers didnt sell d tickets but gave it out freely too?
Those nff n others that came from outside the states flew from their bedrooms to d stadium n back to the rooms without passing or patronisng outlets in d state abi?

Blue k try n use ur brain. Abi na black mater dey ur brain?

Don't mind the blue3k. very myopic reasoning. They can't see the multiplier effect of the stadium. when I saw that the author of the article was Inibehe, I knew it will be total thrash.

Skynumba1:
I think this list is based on the poster's preference.
But it baffles me how people come up with their own rankings when the facts are right there before you.
1. How do you rank madara above hashirama when hashirama defeated madara clearly even when he combined susano and the nine tails together? Do u know that hashirama possesses an ability that makes him heal almost instantaneously. So how is madara stronger than him?
2. I know some people may come for my head on this one but I will say it anyway �. Is naruto stronger than nagato? Personally I think the creators of the entire naruto series just allowed nagato to go down against naruto because he is the main character. Let's look at it carefully. Pain would have killed naruto immediately he caught him with chakra rods if he wanted to. Secondly, a pain that was able to evade a point blank lightning blade from kakashi was unable to avoid a thrown naruto clone with a rasengan? This was a real let down on the part of the creators. Except there is a proper explanation for it, if yes I am waiting
3. we tend to over hype itachi because he possesses susano, sharingan, etc. Let's not forget that these abilities is no assurance of victory in a battle. We have seen people with these abilities lose eg izuna, madara. So rating itachi over tsunade, jirayya, really shouldn't be.
4. U omitted 3rd hokage 4rm ur list, someone who fought orochimaru, tobirama and hashirama though he lost his life he was able to save his village.
5. Where are the akatsuki members in this ur list?
U forgot kisame who almost killed bee and his eight tails single handedly or Wen he alone caught the monkey tailed beast . Kisame is also another character who was killed off in a wrong way by the creator.
Wat about kakuzu? U placed kakashi yet he almost killed kakashi if not 4 shikamaru. Or sasori who kidnapped a kage and who 1 touch 4rm his puppet can end a person.
6. Sauske over hashirama, tobirama, Minato etc is really laughable. The same Sauske that was almost killed by deidera if not 4 deidera's nature affinity and orochimaru's pet.
Brother I can go on and on and on but like I said earlier it ur preference. To me d top 3 shinobi are:
1. Hashirama
2. Madara
3.Tobirama
Others follow but naruto and Sauske should not be in the top ten. �

You can't compare end of the series naruto with the one that fought nagato. eos naruto is a beast, you even feel tobirama is stronger than sasuke? wow! what episode are you in? I finished the naruto series months ago and I'll say the top10 are
1. Madara.
2. Naruto
3. Sasuke
4. Hashirama
5. obito
6. Itachi
7. Nagato
8. kakasi
9. Tobirama
10. Onoki.
I intentionally left kaguya, Indra, Ashura, Hagoromo, Toneri cause their abilities were based on reputation, no actual combat.

Southpark, brickleberry, regularshow, adventure time, naruto

ITbomb:
I see it, Jamie is once again going to be the Kingslayer aye Queenslayer.
Next time they meet in King's Landing, one of them will die

Arya is destined to kill Cersie, the hound is destined to kill the mountain.

MaziOmenuko:
What nonsense were those stark myopic daughters thinking executing little finger like that? The series has thought us that everyone deserves a better judgement, it's his right to stand trial. Infact, in previous seasons, some had demanded trial by combating and despite it being against the wishes of their perpetrators, they were still granted their wishes. This was not a fair judgement, this was murder!

And how the fvck is queen ceisei wrong with her background plan? She seems the wisest of all the people in that meeting. The danger from the night king is coming from the north. It's best for her to sit back and watch the night king terminate the northern kingdom before it gets south. Who knows, b4the war gets to south, Qyburn may learn a thing or two from the dead Wight and figure out something for her. Yes, it sounds cruel because we love Jon and are indirectly rooting for his team, but if we are all neutral and tries to give everyone the benefit of doubt, then her plan is genius to say the least.

He was tried and was found guilty of murder and treason.

Toeyoursea:
Beautiful couples.

By the way, I think the Mayweather fight was fixed.

you are not the only one. F or letting McGregor win three rounds, for letting it span till 10 rounds, it's obvious mayweather was playing a script

presidency:
Ratification

That's all I can see

This is asking for too much Mr Kanu. hahaha

sarrki:


Ipob is the most dangerous terrorist group in the world

Created by ipob miscreants

always massthurrbating over Ipob matter.

Buhari is incompetent. He is a puppet and thus should resign.

This sort of people give Christianity a bad name. Even though I'll also love to blame the lady, I won't! Desperate times calls for desperate measures and stupid things are often done.

where is the energy to read this long epistle about the brave Lt. col. Oscar Ibibibio? Why couldn't Abati make it short and funny like FFK.

Jesusloveyou:
IPods and PDP

I can't believe they are still zombies out there, despite Buhari's humongous fail! This is not about pdp or ipob. Receive it!

High fuel consumption.

Buhari is clueless.

Mosesbutez:
please, can an undergraduate work as a DATA ANALYSER to support himself in the University financially?

yes you can. Thats how i had balled in my uni days. Money for clothes, phones, shoes and of course, the ladies all came for my data analysis hustle.

peacettw:
Finally... A topic I can relate with. To learn spss, you must first understand statistics. Learning spss thereafter will be a piece of cake. Best of luck

exactly. Detailed interpretation to your analysis is key. If you can add other statistical packages like eviews, stata and deep excel, you are good to go.

talk2hb1:
Tribalistic Statistic

exactly

I'm not an atheist, so i'll let them answer for themselves. But pls, what do you mean by half deist and half humanist?