₦airaland Forum

OldBeer:
To the mods banning people anyhow, go and ask the former mods who were around during the famous Garri War on Nairaland what their eyes saw.

Ask Se.un what Garri activists turned his forum to before he had to open a thread to call a truce.

Shebi to open new moniker dey very easy. Dont worry, we will soon reach 3million members.

Una never see anything, keep pushing useless threads to frontpage.

hahaha, I remember the garri gang. #freethederailers

If spots were to be switched, some ladies will call it sexual harassment

you need a doll.

If I talk, I'll be tagged a wailer

what happens when a carpenter is given a private jet to fly.

who is he?

Amirullaha:
Good...

I was in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! �" I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand. When I dashed �� into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her sitting room and other neighbours joined me. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with a red eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! ��� Then, Peeeeeeeewm! The light went off ��. We all started screaming in the dark because the door was closed so, no way to run outside and the snake was inside the room. We nearly killed ourselves. If someone touches me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking that it was the snake. If I touched someone too, I will receive a strong beating. As am talking to you now... We all are in the hospital because we injured ourselves with the wood instead of the snake. I have stopped helping people�.

Honestly bro, this is driest joke I've ever read. I need the 47 seconds I spent reading this long bullcrap.

aminu790:
Can you analyze your statement please? As in what sense?

I'm sure you have access to a dictionary.

aminu790:
You want to live a life without rules? Chai

Those rules are too rigid, robotic and ridiculous.

Na wa, this people get rules for everything. Ruling on eating agbalumo, ruling on farting, ruling on buying charger

we are the the most educated and civilized region.

lol

If I were the bride, I'd sue the designer

instead of you to open a fish or poultry farm

it's really annoying cause I tend to lose interest after that

just here to read lies from those who are still collecting pocket money

kimbraa:
What do you have to say of my personal experience since my ex is a liar?.

Maybe it must have happened once or twice, but not enough to make such generalisation. At U.I, lecturers often make jokes in Yoruba to loosen up the class, that doesn't mean they lecture in Yoruba.

kimbraa:
Then you're lying. My ex schooled there, and he confirmed it.

sorry, your Ex is a liar.

profolaolu:
Who are U to tell us what we want, keep ur miserable life to yourself

stop catching feelings

which one is big ass challenge

BiafraBushBoy:
I have known Deeper Life Bible Church, and it is over twenty years. Tho I don’t often attend church services that much due to hustle on Sunday, but I have some Facts to make known to make.

I thought as a deeper lifer, you are to stick to keeping the Sabbath day holy.

BiafraBushBoy:
Pastor W.F. Kumuyi has corrected some of his mistakes in the past as regards doctrine

Does this mean his doctrine wasn't founded on the word of God, if he had to correct them?

BiafraBushBoy:
In a bid to maintain strict discipline during the early days of the church, a lot of strict doctrines were introduced. These doctrines didn’t come with consequences like people portrayed, but were just preventive measures to some common sins.
The television was banned, not because it was bad, but because it would give room for the devil to corrupt the mind.

“If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off, and throw it away from you.” Matthew 5: 30.

Right now the Television is now used to transmit the pastor’s message all over the world. He realized that God gave humans the spirit of “FREE WILL” and he urged members to make use of it the right way.

Going by his television and sin relationship, if you critically examine everything in life, he may as well ban them all.

BiafraBushBoy:
Several Church Laws have been abolished by the General Overseer
In his recent messages, Pastor W.F. Kumuyi has preached against the enforcement of church laws that have no root in the Bible. Popular examples remain the Turban being worn in the church, the financial capabilities of a man before he gets married, and many other relating to technological advancements.
In many of his recent messages, he has preached against church leaders enforcing laws on members that would force them to drop their faith. His main focus was on the marriage committee of the church.

These laws were first enacted by him and now that he has realised his errors, his followers deserve an apology. This further buttresses the fact that some of his doctrines are not founded in the bible.

BiafraBushBoy:
Deeper Life doesn’t sing and dance on Sundays because…
If you have been wondering why the church service on Sundays doesn’t come with dancing and singing, the answer is simple.
“It will weaken the body; make people fall asleep and tired when the real message about going to heaven is about being preached. We have a day to praise God for singing and praises, and that is during the Thursday revival service” Pastor W.F. Kumuyi explaining to BBC World.

We both know this is a joke

vain

she was a criminal

so that they can brag about being the fastest growing religion

NwaAmaikpe:



I still remember his humble days back in Enugu. Folks didn't believe he was in a tertiary institution.. When students struggled for buses from Campus 2 to IMT, they always offered to lap him.
That was about when he got an entry into Enugu Nollywood.

Happy birthday Chinedu
It's been a long time coming,
Fame and fortune yet no inner happiness;
such a wasted 40 years.

Do you have to prove your stupidity on every post?

This man is already turning outto be a colossal failure. keeping steady pace with the likes of okoroacha and ortom.

same Man that claim he doesn't like money.