Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,194,105 members, 7,953,370 topics. Date: Thursday, 19 September 2024 at 03:07 PM

Ermacc's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Ermacc's Profile / Ermacc's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 19 pages)

TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Ifu Ennada Profile & Biography | Bbnaija 2018 Housemate by Ermacc: 11:16pm On Feb 03, 2018
OldBeer:
To the mods banning people anyhow, go and ask the former mods who were around during the famous Garri War on Nairaland what their eyes saw.

Ask Se.un what Garri activists turned his forum to before he had to open a thread to call a truce.

Shebi to open new moniker dey very easy. Dont worry, we will soon reach 3million members.

Una never see anything, keep pushing useless threads to frontpage.


hahaha, I remember the garri gang. #freethederailers
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Princess Tries To Kiss Rico, He Refuses (video, Pics) by Ermacc: 8:03am On Feb 02, 2018
If spots were to be switched, some ladies will call it sexual harassment

3 Likes

Romance / Re: He Can Suck For 30 Mins , Am I Wasting My Moans ? (read My Story) by Ermacc: 7:24am On Jan 26, 2018
you need a doll.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Fighting Back Because He Is Corrupt, Says Reps Chief Whip by Ermacc: 8:14am On Jan 25, 2018
If I talk, I'll be tagged a wailer

Politics / Re: "Fulani Planning To Attack You": Ben Murray-Bruce Receives Text Message (Photos) by Ermacc: 8:12am On Jan 25, 2018
what happens when a carpenter is given a private jet to fly.

129 Likes 9 Shares

Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Rappers Are Unknown In South Africa - Cassper Nyovest by Ermacc: 3:46pm On Jan 17, 2018
who is he?

3 Likes

Travel / Re: FRSC Presents Goods Of Crash Victims To Relatives (Photos) by Ermacc: 1:21pm On Jan 17, 2018
Amirullaha:
Good...

I was in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! �" I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand. When I dashed �� into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my lovely neighbour inside her sitting room and other neighbours joined me. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you witch snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night so, I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with a red eye. Then, i said if count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! ��� Then, Peeeeeeeewm! The light went off ��. We all started screaming in the dark because the door was closed so, no way to run outside and the snake was inside the room. We nearly killed ourselves. If someone touches me, I will hammer the stick on him thinking that it was the snake. If I touched someone too, I will receive a strong beating. As am talking to you now... We all are in the hospital because we injured ourselves with the wood instead of the snake. I have stopped helping people�.
Honestly bro, this is driest joke I've ever read. I need the 47 seconds I spent reading this long bullcrap.

12 Likes

Family / Re: Types Of Men You Should Never Marry by Ermacc: 12:47pm On Jan 12, 2018
grin
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Removing Hair On The Ear With Fire by Ermacc: 9:41am On Jan 12, 2018
aminu790:
Can you analyze your statement please? As in what sense?
I'm sure you have access to a dictionary.

12 Likes

Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Removing Hair On The Ear With Fire by Ermacc: 9:34am On Jan 12, 2018
aminu790:
You want to live a life without rules? Chai
Those rules are too rigid, robotic and ridiculous.

12 Likes

Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Removing Hair On The Ear With Fire by Ermacc: 9:28am On Jan 12, 2018
Na wa, this people get rules for everything. Ruling on eating agbalumo, ruling on farting, ruling on buying charger

25 Likes

Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Causes Outrage After Posting Photos Of Female Circumcision(photos) by Ermacc: 4:25pm On Jan 10, 2018
we are the the most educated and civilized region.

Pets / Re: Snake Killed Beside My Compound. by Ermacc: 3:23pm On Jan 10, 2018
lol
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Addresses Her Birthday Dress Controversy by Ermacc: 11:55am On Jan 10, 2018
If I were the bride, I'd sue the designer

8 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Have Been Impatient With My Music Talent- Efe (video) by Ermacc: 11:52am On Jan 10, 2018
instead of you to open a fish or poultry farm

Romance / Re: At First She Said No But When She Wants To Say Yes,the Guy Was Off. by Ermacc: 8:43am On Jan 03, 2018
it's really annoying cause I tend to lose interest after that
Family / Re: How Much Do You Give Your Parents As Monthly Stipend? by Ermacc: 9:46pm On Dec 25, 2017
just here to read lies from those who are still collecting pocket money

4 Likes

Education / Re: The Many Woes Of Postgraduate Students At The University Of Uyo by Ermacc: 12:28pm On Dec 22, 2017
kimbraa:
What do you have to say of my personal experience since my ex is a liar?.
Maybe it must have happened once or twice, but not enough to make such generalisation. At U.I, lecturers often make jokes in Yoruba to loosen up the class, that doesn't mean they lecture in Yoruba.

1 Like

Education / Re: The Many Woes Of Postgraduate Students At The University Of Uyo by Ermacc: 10:32pm On Dec 21, 2017
kimbraa:
Then you're lying. My ex schooled there, and he confirmed it. grin
sorry, your Ex is a liar.
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Buys Car For AbdulSalam Idowu, A Physically Challenged Lawyer by Ermacc: 8:05am On Dec 19, 2017
Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church: Facts No One Would Tell You About The Church by Ermacc: 11:07pm On Dec 17, 2017
profolaolu:
Who are U to tell us what we want, keep ur miserable life to yourself
stop catching feelings
Romance / Re: Photos From The “big A$$ Challenge” Trending Online by Ermacc: 2:44pm On Dec 17, 2017
which one is big ass challenge

1 Like

Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church: Facts No One Would Tell You About The Church by Ermacc: 11:13am On Dec 17, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:

I have known Deeper Life Bible Church, and it is over twenty years. Tho I don’t often attend church services that much due to hustle on Sunday, but I have some Facts to make known to make.
I thought as a deeper lifer, you are to stick to keeping the Sabbath day holy.

BiafraBushBoy:


Pastor W.F. Kumuyi has corrected some of his mistakes in the past as regards doctrine
Does this mean his doctrine wasn't founded on the word of God, if he had to correct them?

BiafraBushBoy:

In a bid to maintain strict discipline during the early days of the church, a lot of strict doctrines were introduced. These doctrines didn’t come with consequences like people portrayed, but were just preventive measures to some common sins.
The television was banned, not because it was bad, but because it would give room for the devil to corrupt the mind.

“If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off, and throw it away from you.” Matthew 5: 30.

Right now the Television is now used to transmit the pastor’s message all over the world. He realized that God gave humans the spirit of “FREE WILL” and he urged members to make use of it the right way.
Going by his television and sin relationship, if you critically examine everything in life, he may as well ban them all.


BiafraBushBoy:


Several Church Laws have been abolished by the General Overseer
In his recent messages, Pastor W.F. Kumuyi has preached against the enforcement of church laws that have no root in the Bible. Popular examples remain the Turban being worn in the church, the financial capabilities of a man before he gets married, and many other relating to technological advancements.
In many of his recent messages, he has preached against church leaders enforcing laws on members that would force them to drop their faith. His main focus was on the marriage committee of the church.
These laws were first enacted by him and now that he has realised his errors, his followers deserve an apology. This further buttresses the fact that some of his doctrines are not founded in the bible.

BiafraBushBoy:


Deeper Life doesn’t sing and dance on Sundays because…
If you have been wondering why the church service on Sundays doesn’t come with dancing and singing, the answer is simple.
“It will weaken the body; make people fall asleep and tired when the real message about going to heaven is about being preached. We have a day to praise God for singing and praises, and that is during the Thursday revival service” Pastor W.F. Kumuyi explaining to BBC World.
We both know this is a joke

27 Likes 3 Shares

Celebrities / Re: Davido Rock In The Club,hushpuppi Bath's With Champagne(photo+video) by Ermacc: 11:12am On Dec 17, 2017
vain
Romance / Re: Say The Truth, What Seperated You And Your Ex by Ermacc: 11:08am On Dec 17, 2017
she was a criminal grin

4 Likes 1 Share

Religion / Re: Why Do Most Muslims Give Birth Recklessly? by Ermacc: 11:08am On Dec 17, 2017
so that they can brag about being the fastest growing religion

5 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Chinedu Ikedieze (AKI) Celebrates His 40th Birthday Today by Ermacc: 9:13am On Dec 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I still remember his humble days back in Enugu. Folks didn't believe he was in a tertiary institution.. When students struggled for buses from Campus 2 to IMT, they always offered to lap him.
That was about when he got an entry into Enugu Nollywood.

Happy birthday Chinedu
It's been a long time coming,
Fame and fortune yet no inner happiness;
such a wasted 40 years.
Do you have to prove your stupidity on every post?

54 Likes 3 Shares

Politics / Re: Weeks After Governor Godwin Obaseki Spent Millions On This Park by Ermacc: 8:26am On Dec 12, 2017
This man is already turning outto be a colossal failure. keeping steady pace with the likes of okoroacha and ortom.
Politics / Re: Amaechi: "I Was Broke, My Friend Gave N200m After I Prayed, Fasted For 3 Months" by Ermacc: 7:59am On Dec 12, 2017
same Man that claim he doesn't like money.

3 Likes

Literature / Re: Why Are There No Millionaire Fiction Writers In Nigeria? by Ermacc: 7:15am On Dec 12, 2017
kayo80:

Yes, Nigerians don't really read, but someone like NaijaSingleGirl was able to capture a lot of Nigerians with her humor and controversial subject matters. But since she released her book (29 and single or something like that) two years ago, the book has sold just 800 copies on Okadabooks. I was really disappointed in her sales, judging from her popularity and all the promo she did before the book was released, I was expecting it to have sold at least a couple of thousands of copies.

We have a population of 180 million. And in Lagos alone, there are like 20 million people. What can be done to turn things around so fiction authors make a good living from their works?
she only started selling it on okada about a year ago. she mostly sells it in hard copies.

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 19 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.