₦airaland Forum

Neduzze5:
Guy, dem thief your fuel yesterday night?

lonelydora:
Pooing? Me wey dey open toilet door poo as I like while gisting with wifey who stands at the door watching me. She does same too.

Farting? Me and wifey dey use dis one do competition (fart make I fart, we go know who go tire? ) sef. Both at home and in the car. We were travelling one time like that, I was having pity on our son because the competition is always no winding down of windows. We must compete inside a/c.

billionman:
I see two ladies in the pix. One slim/light skinned, the other chubby/dark skinned.

Pipsland78:
Why are Africans always so primitive and behaving like animals? Very backward set of things!!

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Asuokaa:
This how a leader should be talking not acting like a clueless one....a leader should always talk tough it would send spin to many...

madukovich:
It doesn't, and may infact worsen the situation, as it glosses over and further cements deposits like plaque and calculus to the surfaces of teeth, which contributes to halitosis.

A toothbrush and paste remain the best options for now.

mirexxx:
last year in skul
i was on my way to the supermarket
my grandpa's mate was in a car calling on me!!
excuse me! excuse me! following me with the car!
i just ignored him!
all this old Alhajis with 10 wives still going around chasing kids!



I was like....I'm 16!
are you outta ur mind??

MaleoPearls:
For the ladies...


1. Call your husband/fiance's best friend

2. Both of you go unclad

3. Call your husband/fiance and immediately he enters

4. KABOOOMM!!! APRIL FOOL