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Thanks for the piece. But how long do we have to wait for d next episode?

osaslord500:
Go bring the saf na, manage Watin u get

I dey manage so naaaa...na im make d tin dey pain me!

MrLexander:



Tomorrow is my birthday

MrLexander

Happy birthday bro! Jah bless.

Waiting...

Watching Manchester United play today, it struck me how much has changed in d three(3) years that Sir Alex Ferguson last led the team. With people making comparison on every turn I thought it wise to put up something on this ish. So, here goes:

1. Under SAF Man Utd always played with 2 wide men who derived joy from running at defenders n making inch perfect crosses for the strikers to convert while LVG's wingers seem to prefer short passes.

2. Under SAF there were obviously no sacred cow, anybody can get the famous 'hair-dryer' treatment but LVG seems to favor some players eg Wayne 'Wazza' Rooney.

3. With SAF united were known to grind out late wins(Fergie time). 5 mind of extra time seemed to last so long then...u either concede a goal from play or dead ball situation.

4. Under SAF d RB n LB seemed to provide options on d wings but with LVG it's an entirely different story.

5. Under SAF there were some games where united would go all out to score....long balls, long range shots, dribbles, crackers, penalty appeals, mind games, etc but with LVG a higher possession seems to be satisfactory.

6. SAF always got up to spur on d players, shout out instructions and call d ref's attention to certain anomalies but LVG seems connected with half-time talks.

7. With SAF there were some games that u just knew United MUST win but with LVG na draw sure pass.

8. SAF had a penchant for spending little and converting prospective n average players in superstars while LVG somehow buys stars n leaves them worse than they were.

9. A trophy-less season under SAF was a disaster but with LVG a top 4 finish is a accomplishment.

10. I would not for the life of me miss a united match under SAF(win or lose there were always moments of excitement) but under LVG united r simply boring.

NB: LVG=Louis Van Gaal while SAF=Sir Alex Ferguson.
Corrections and contributions to the piece is encouraged.

Nor b suicide.
1. Y would he dress up if he wants to kill himself?
2. What's that black stuff around his neck?
3. Y is he so close to d floor?
The young man is practically standing! Abeg gimme beta story jor!!!

Where is d venue in Delta State? Gimme better address

StephanieEzeh:
Complete which story? I just said what I experience and you are saying sumtin else

Show me ur picture so I can tell u d possible reasons behind his actions.

salisy:
Mr man am a graduate of ATBU, a masters student in atbu. I paid 17k as a fresher and 11k as a returning throughout my studies. They increased it in 2012/2013 session.
Their accommodation is the cheapest @4090

What's d full meaning of ATBU pls?

Presently in Benue o. In case u r coming n need directions

Jollyjoy:
Op the situation is not limited to delta state,go to some part of lagos you will wonder if that is not the same state some of the timbers and iroko of our country reside...


Btw who says there is no streetlight herehmmm wonder how many communities you have been to here self

It wasn't a comparative study! And yes, dere r streetlights in abk, NONFUNCTIONAL streetlights!!! They just constructed d 1st drainage seen in d town(d new road connecting ekrejeta to abk-obiaruku road). DTSG needs to do something abt that town!

lagmostkuit:
Sorry bout that.. t'was a wrong smiley!

U aren't Lag's most cute but u r definitely cute!

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Seems like only a few of us were posted to Benue o!

here

GMan650:
I chose Benue as third choice tooo....... I don't think people know much about this thread oooo. OP maybe you should change the topic, we shouldn't drop our contacts but we should meet and talk here. We don't have much time

I've done that bro. Thanks for d suggestion. Do u knw anything abt life in the state?

So, I picked Benue as my 3rd choice(with Ogun and Bayelsa) and was posted to Benue. What good thing does d state have to offer? What is their welfare package for Corps members? Who am I going to share camp with? Pls let's meet

ogasman:
u schooled @ delsu right

Yeah bro. U?

Was posted to Benue. Anybody going there with me?

Actually, there's no nid for divorce or seperation cos the marriage was conducted under false pretences. It's getting an employment thru falsified documents. The marriage shoud be RECTIFIED and d man penalized.

stupidity:
Una see why I don't spare any p*ssy that comes ma way? Testing mode#

U chose ur moniker wisely.

Have u read that portion of the bible where Christ said: "...first remove the plank from ur eyes so u will see clearly to remove the speck in ur neighbor's eye!"

This would never happen in DELSU Abraka. Na pure water n wine/drinks dem dey pour.

Naijasinglegirl:
After all said and done, I was handed a pair of bathroom slippers and whisked back into my keke napep.
Why always me?

Wild imagination, beautifully constructed writeup...I like!

zeembab:
COCONUT HEAD LIKE YOU.....WHEN OBJ REFUSED TO GIVE LAGOS STATE ITS SHARE OF FEDERAL ALLOCATION, DID WE NOT SURVIVE ? YOU GUYS CAN GO AND DRINK YOUR OIL FOR ALL I CARE....SINGAPORE, KOREA, MALAYSIA ARE EXAMPLE OF BIG ECONOMIES THAT ARE NOT BUILT OF NATURAL RESOURCES. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN IF YOU GUYS DECIDED TO LEAVE NIGERIA FEDERATION.

We the youths of Nigeria have better issues @ hand than throwing tribalistic missiles @ each other. If our forefathers could put aside tribal sentiments and push this country to high grounds, why can't we(the self-acclaimed civilized n jet-age generation)put aside tribal differences n face more pressing issues on ground?

Armaggedon:
When an idiot rules a nation there will be protest everywhere.

Must u ignite a political argument

ahckmedkosy:
Enugu, Akwa Ibom, Anambra, Edo, Benue, Delta

please kindly state reasons. Thanks

otunsman:
Guyz please let's stop making this girls feel so special that we have to spend our hardearned income in order to get in-between their legs.They enjoy sex as much as us.

Actually, i fink it's d 'hrt' they're talking about here. in today's world, sex is cheap. But loyalty/love, now that's what u have to fyt for...

Rapmoney:
Am patiently waiting for the 'social media good face' to come and share some lies with us how some broke guy they know married Pius Anyim's daughter! Orue!!!

Urhobo?

vfactor:
That's what they always say: I will kill myself! When she was sleeping over she didn't know she would kill herself? When she switched off her phones, she didn't know she will kill herself?


Its just like "I can't live without you" and the next thing they are married to someone else and living happily - without u of course!

Speaking from experience

Chelseafan1:
I want to even know cos I'm gonna miss it, I can't be travelling 12 hrs joni back to Kebbi state now...

I was around all thru July, d useless people did not come, now that I went home to visit my people, they now want me to come for one yeye headcount.....I just hope d consequence is not more than the 19k

Hoping ain't enof. Would be safer if u make inquiries... wouldn't be wise to have a problem with NYSC. For a bride to attend with her gown...gotta be hugw

How important is the headcount?