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Crime / Re: The 2 Priests And 15 Others Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Benue (Graphic Photos) by eROCK247(m): 8:01pm On Apr 24, 2018
The governor has to stand up and be counted! Learn from Fayose!!!
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Sunday: "Thank God For This Bum Bum The Lord Gave Me Free Of Charge'' by eROCK247(m): 11:50pm On Apr 05, 2018
GloriaNinja:
undecided WHAT ELSE FULL THAT BUM BUM IF NOT POO, STRETCH MARKS AND FAT.?


I smell envy
Business / Re: An Overview Of Dangote Refinery Plant In Lagos - Video And Photos by eROCK247(m): 11:46pm On Apr 05, 2018
Ykman:


Is it really about monopoly? I don't think so. It's more about having a substitute & cheaper alternative to importing fuel. Its about conserving forex used for petrol importation. And it's about opening up opportunities in allied industries! Let's focus on the +ves

Are you a Nigerian? Haven't you heard of bans on import? This is monopoly brewing and if the price of cement couldn't be reduced by Dangote, how can we expect a reduction in the prices of petroleum products?

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Romance / Re: Man & His Braless Fiancee Use Bicycle In Pre-Wedding Photos. See Reactions by eROCK247(m): 2:33pm On Apr 05, 2018
They're perfect for each other...good looking guy, beautiful and sexily curvaceous lady. God bless their union.
Romance / Re: Wish One Or More Nairalander A Happy New Year by eROCK247(m): 5:11pm On Feb 09, 2018
duch12:
Happy new year to my cyber family. I love you guys die. May 2018 be our best year yet.

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Thanks a lot bro! God bless you too.
Business / Re: Female Teacher In Enugu Covers ATM Screen With Her Bag (Photo) by eROCK247(m): 5:03pm On Feb 09, 2018
FarahAideed:
She was clearly blocking out the sunlight from her rear so she could see the prompts on the screen better .

I hope so too.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Latest News And Updates by eROCK247(m): 4:46pm On Feb 09, 2018
Please a friend of mine got an invitation to Abuja for an ntax screening. The text is copied below:
NAMED BELOW ONLY, NOT TO BE FORWARDED



Dear ***** ******



Congratulations on your successful performance at the telephone interview. We are pleased to inform you that you have been selected to take part in the N-Power Tax training, scheduled to hold with details as follows:



Registration Date: 11thFebruary 2018

Training End Date: 16thFebruary 2018

Venue: ***.



Kindly note the following:



· Please come along with one of the following nationally accepted ID cards (International passport, Drivers’ License, National Voters card and National ID Card/National ID registration slip), NYSC Discharge Certificate and originals of academic credentials including birth certificate and primary school leaving certificate)

· Candidates found to be in possession of falsified document or mode of Identity will be handed over to the police and security operatives at the venue.

· Candidates above 35 years (the official recruitment age for N-power programs) will be asked to return home at the point of registration. BE WARNED!

· The presentation of falsified documents is a criminal offence.



Registration

· Check in/Registration commences at 4.30pm and closes at exactly 8pm on the registration day.

· Forwarding of this email and failure to be on the grounds at this time means forfeiture of the training slot to another candidate.

· Kindly bring along an official form of identification and two (2) passport-size photographs for this process.



Trainees should also note the following:



1. The training venue is on the outskirts of town, you are therefore advised to pack for a week-long absence from home, including warm clothing, an umbrella, comfortable walking shoes, etc due to current weather conditions.



2. Whilst your accommodation and feeding will be covered from your arrival to departure, note that essential toiletries, 2 bed-sheets, will be necessary. A transportation stipend will be paid to your bank account following your attendance.



3. Kindly bring to our attention any concerns that may prevent your full attendance at the training, as 100% attendance is a precondition of your selection. Please contact us BEFORE the registration date so the slot can be offered to somebody else.



a. Email: npowertaxteam@gmail.com

b. Phone: 09034034595, 07087416238



Note, candidates who do not complete the full 5 days of training and assessment will not progress to job offers.



Dressing

· Participants are required to be dressed smart and formal during training hours

· (7am -7pm).

· A sportswear with running shoes may also come in handy after class hours.



Transportation to Venue

Take a Bus to *** then take a bus or Keke to *** . It’s just after the *** . Both are on the right side of the road. The training academy is in the same axis as ***.



Medical Information

To ensure that we have a zero-incidence event, we require some medical information to prepare for your arrival.

It is COMPULSORY for you to click the button here *** and complete the formIMMEDIATELY. NOTE the information provided on the link is to secure your accommodation early and also prepare for basic first aid during the training, candidates who are on any recurrent or prescribed medication are strongly advised to bring them along.





We look forward to welcoming you to Orozo. Safe travels.



Yours Sincerely,

The Npower Tax Team

Please is it genuine?
Literature / Re: SPEECHLESS:A Story By Marianneada by eROCK247(m): 11:31pm On Jan 28, 2018
marianneada:



"Ooooh, thank you so much dad"George said

"Now come here you two, kneel down and receive our blessings"his mum told them

The elders blessed them and prayed for long life, prosperity and Happiness.




THE END

Couldn't have asked for a better ending. God bless you Marianneada
Literature / Re: SPEECHLESS:A Story By Marianneada by eROCK247(m): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2017
marianneada:





His eyes were wide open, he was surprised

"God, i've been hallucinating!!!!!!!" He thought to himself

"Where's Gift?" He asked

"Who's Gift?" His mum asked in surprise

"Where's uncle Gabriel?" He asked

"He's in Germany with his family" his dad chipped in

Where's aunty Chinwe?"

"We dont know who she is" his mum replied

"George you're still weak to talk, you need to rest now, save the talking for tomorrow" the doctor said

The doctor examined his pulse and nodded in excitement

You can all go outside now, he needs to rest, get him something to eat, "the doctor said


They all went home to prepare a delicious meal for him, as directed by the doctor, Debbie went to her mother's restaurant to break the happy news to her.


" I still have a lot to ask, where's Thelma, Was my mother a wayward woman?Who's Queen?, what about Whitney?, i have a lot to ask, God please i cant wait to leave this place and find the answers to my questions because i'm already going crazy"he mutterred to himself



Good night my family, heart u all smiley smiley smiley






Jesus! Wow! Just... Wow!!!
Literature / Re: When Hell Overflows. Story By Ufuoma Seunnla by eROCK247(m): 9:30pm On Dec 21, 2017
Nice storyline

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Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by eROCK247(m): 1:05pm On Dec 07, 2017
TheBlessedMAN:

And to you death, well continue o...be killing good people and be avoiding the bad ones, maybe you are scared of them ni o, ah no know...anyway don't worry, I promise you one day, nemesis will catch up with you. And Karma,(a b!tch) like you will join him in rendering you powerless. St*pid fool!


Below is a picture of him.

May his soul rest in peace
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by eROCK247(m): 8:20am On Nov 30, 2017
TheBlessedMAN:


He's suppose to clock 30 on the 19th of this month and to get his Call-to-bar on the 21st of this month also when he would be finally be able to wear the wig and gown he'd laboured so hard for but all death could do was to snatch him from us at such a prime time. 8 good years of studying Law just vanished into thin air. Tears*.


Such is life bro. Death is simply a mindless reaper. May his soul RIP and may God grant his loved ones fortitude to bear the loss

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Literature / Re: The Wick by eROCK247(m): 2:02am On Nov 30, 2017
duch12:
Let me call my people. Hey guys,better haff land.
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Thanks bro. I don show
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by eROCK247(m): 3:25pm On Nov 15, 2017
souloho19:

Pa Kenneth smiled when the young man downed the contents. He was pleased when people started requesting for palm wine.
The ones who had gotten cups were waving them frantically, requesting a fill.
ha-ha..begging for poison
He looked at Bartholomew's charred remains, still burning and smoking up to the sky. your death would be avenged son..he promised quietly

Thanks for the update. Hope this plan of his won't succeed o!
Literature / Re: SPEECHLESS:A Story By Marianneada by eROCK247(m): 11:55pm On Nov 12, 2017
marianneada:

Guys, who do you think George will end up with?, ur opinion is needed pls.heart u all smiley

Don't make him go back to Thelma. He has to make up and marry his fiance biko
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by eROCK247(m): 2:15pm On Nov 10, 2017
Apollux:
“Who this enemy is, I don’t know for his has refused to show himself or act directly but had used others like puppets to drive his own goals and seeks to stop me. Of course you are aware of the strangers that came in unlawfully into this temple to steal the magical items I secretly brought in. Well with time the identity of this person will be known to me, nothing stays hidden from me for too long. Have I allowed my self to use my divine power, I would have discovered his identity immediately, but that will be counter productive. So I will seek that knowledge as a man, using other means.
“Besides my plans have already reached fruition, so my enemy’s interference is of little consequence. “
Walking ahead out of the shattered council chamber, Mibazar indicated that the Arc priest should follow. “It’s time to start acting, I’m bringing down the shield soon, you have a lot to do. Ghemmaria is seeing it’s last free days, for the days of the conquest and the kingdom of Nemphis are near at hand. “

Epilogue

The sink hole they had come out of lay long behind them, the sun was already high up in the sky, buffeting them with torturing light and already warming the desert air into a heat blasting wind. Their strength were really sapped, they had become so dehydrated, that even the harsh heat was no longer drawing out any sweat from their dust caked skin. Soon their bodies will begin to burn out and their tongue will swell because of prolonged thirst.
Thrace was leading them at a North westerly direction, stumbling with each new step, claiming that it connects to a little used trade route that still have a functioning well. Jarrael was behind the acolyte, accepting the discomfort stoically as if it is just a nudge behind his back. Despite the difficulty of moving, Gamba still carried the bag containing the retrieved relics.



I hope this is not how you want to end the story o! Please come and give this drama a befitting end. Thanks
Literature / Re: A Kaleidoscope Of Short Stories. by eROCK247(m): 8:36pm On Nov 09, 2017
purples25:


Oh I will still write others here. The short story set isn't finished yet, so you can expect more coming soon.

Kul. Thanks a lot

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Literature / Re: A Kaleidoscope Of Short Stories. by eROCK247(m): 9:37am On Nov 09, 2017
purples25:
The last story has been updated. Thanks for reading.

Last story? So u won't be writing another story?

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Literature / Re: Borno by eROCK247(m): 6:45am On Nov 09, 2017
5th November don pass naaaaas
Romance / Re: I Lied To My Fiancé That I Am A Virgin, My Wedding Is In December. Help by eROCK247(m): 12:30am On Nov 06, 2017
Bibi294:

Please tell him... Quilty conscience is something very difficult to deal with...
You won't want to keep that for the rest of your life.. Just tell him everything cos if he gets to know later, that's doom....
Tell

Easier said... OP u didn't ask for our opinion before u lied ro him, u didn't ask for our opinion before u miraculously lost ur virginity to him, y r u asking for our opinion now? Biko u have come this far, u don't need our advice.
Business / Re: Which Short Term Business(3 Months) Can I Start With 170k? by eROCK247(m): 2:52pm On Nov 03, 2017
JoyceMeyersFan:
You can think about selling Christmas clothes for women or children. Or find something that you can buy and supply to a company.
Thanks a lot
Business / Which Short Term Business(3 Months) Can I Start With 170k? by eROCK247(m): 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2017
A friend of mine needs me to help her save 170k till February next year so I'm thinking of investing it in a business that can yield something before the time it'll be needed. Please every reasonable suggestion will be highly appreciated. Thanks.
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by eROCK247(m): 5:11pm On Nov 01, 2017
Nice. The updates are never enough
Romance / Re: I Need A Penmate by eROCK247(m): 8:28pm On Oct 31, 2017
Do u have a pen pal already? Always wanted one too
Literature / Re: Borno by eROCK247(m): 8:51am On Oct 29, 2017
duch12:


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A teenage Kanuri girl is rendered homeless by Boko Haram. Rape by her savior,rendered a widow on her wedding night,captured and married off to a Boko Haram Commander,used and impregnated by someone she trust. Gumsu have seen the negative side of life. The story starts officially On 5th of November.


I can't wait! #5thNOVEMBER
Literature / Re: Borno by eROCK247(m): 8:46am On Oct 29, 2017
Present!
Car Talk / Re: The 2017 Mazda Vision Car Is The Most Beautiful Sedan You've Ever Seen (photos) by eROCK247(m): 12:06am On Oct 26, 2017
MaritzaNL:
The car go well, me likey.
i love slim gals. Can we be friends?
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by eROCK247(m): 8:37pm On Oct 23, 2017
There's a disadvantage to catching up with a writer. Now I have to wait for updates...this is a very captivating movie o! Nice work.
Romance / Re: I Want To Spend My Night In A Guy's House by eROCK247(m): 5:02pm On Oct 22, 2017
boiwithswag:

HIV lipsrsealed shocked, am not planing to sleep with her sha, i only approaached her cos of her innocent looking apearance...

U approached her and she invited herself to ur house...How conveniently CONFUSING
Literature / Re: SPEECHLESS:A Story By Marianneada by eROCK247(m): 4:57pm On Oct 22, 2017
Finally an update...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Morning, If You Have Collected Your N-power Samsung Device Get In Here!!! by eROCK247(m): 1:22pm On Oct 19, 2017
Mckandre:
Npower agro enugu, i ve collected mine nd its been nice.
Abeg is it possible to flash this thing nd remove every npower stuffs I would like to dash it out or sell it.


How much did u get this pouch. I really need it to protect mine o!

I've collected mine and it's heavily fortified with learning aids. Now I can read and watch lecture videos on everything, almost everything, i need as an agricultural extension officer. God bless PMB! God bless N-POWER!! God bless Nigeria!!!

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Couple Who Met At NYSC Camp. From Camp Boyfriend To Fiance by eROCK247(m): 8:51pm On Oct 16, 2017
biacan:
GOD bless the union.......but this guy don oldoooooo

as for me old men isza NO NO.......... young guy will be welcome #TEAMYOUNGY

Gimme ur contact. I'm single and ready to mingle

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