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DAVIYJONESS:
True or false? Nigerian girls are fond of jumping from one joystick to another.

Don't even try to mention my sister I don't have one. Why are they doing so?

Show me a nigerian girl that has not screwed more than 10 joystick before marriage.

My elder brother, myself and my newly wedded younger brother all married our wives as virgins. We ourselves as men also saved ourselves till marriage. I wonder which world you live in but in mine, even my circle of close friends will not share your crazy observation. It's possible you are surrounded by your likes who play the same game with you and so you have come about this awkward conclusion. Birds of a feather flock together.

I did not have to watch too many of these cartoons to notice the sinister intent and deliberate satanic agenda in most of them. I am also not surprised at the responses you got (I. E to periloustimes). Christians have become increasingly very careless in these last days. In the first place don't you think it odd to observe that a so called believer cannot sense evil no matter the presentation? If you are a Christian who has been entrusted with a child please at least make the extra effort to investigate before sweeping under the carpet. The devil never comes straight. Remember his approach in the garden. He asked Eve, "did God say ? " The cartoons are portrayed to teach and educate but is against the backdrop of violence, witchcraft, satanism and the likes. Take time to watch these cartoons and look carefully. I have done so with my son before. Do you know that what children see in cartoons is significantly different from what an adult sees? They tend to see the 'unseen' even better than we do. I remember watching one talking about animals in the ocean. It was very 'informative until a mermaid swam across! And I asked myself, after introducing many true sea animals, what was the intention behind having a mammy water swim by without introduction! (Well some of us know better, mermaids in our region are equivalent to mammy water period. They are all part of an organised satanic marine Kingdom. No matter how it is packaged, I will not be deceived). My sons childhood would not be made or marred or defined by whether or not he watched cartoons.! He can have a perfectly healthy childhood without these subliminal programming.

starlingslimnet:
If the following happens in your fellowship I advice you to correct them and if they persist leave such fellowship.

1. They Teach Only Your Fellowship Will Go To Heaven: This is in direct contradiction with the Promise of God that says "Whoever believes in the Son will have eternal life". If your doctrines teaches that only your fellowship will go to heaven and all other fellowship will be lost in Hell. Kindly find your way out cause you are heading to Hell yourself.

2. They Teach Unless You Obey Church Tradition You Will Lose Heaven: "By Grace yee are saved through Faith in Christ Jesus" You cannot be saved by works.If your church keeps Teaching you these find your way out of that place.

3. They teach Marry From The Fold and Soulmate : Only a cult does this.You are free to marry from any fellowship you like in as much as you Love him or her.Your Soulmate is the person you love.All these are done to keep you in the sect.

4. They Teach Don't Touch,Don't Eat,Don't Use: These are pure demonic teachings.I don't have to quote Scriptures before you remember the Scriptures relating to this.

5. They Teach You Are Still A Sinner Despite You Believe In Christ: Every Christain is Righteous. If your fellowship holds you a sinner because of your spiritual level then find your way out.Christ is your righteousness.

6. They Celebrate Festivals And Do Sacrifice: I wonder what you are Still doing in such a place.

7. Visions Is The Basis Of Their Belief: I saw in the dream or God told me that.....If it is on these things your fellowship is built on Find your way out.

8. God commands You To Pay Tithe And They Are For Pastors: What are you Still doing in this fellowship, uhn?

9. They Teach Witches Are Responsible For Your Poverty: My brother you are already in one chance fellowship kindly find your way out.

10: You Don't Have The Holy Spirit Until You Speak In Tongues: A way of spreading demonic spirits.Since you will have to speak in tongues they have to lay hands on you and in laying of hands comes the transference of spirits.You receive the Holy Spirit at New Birth.If your Fellowship teaches otherwise find your level.

I have to say I agree with your submissions. Some of the points you mentioned need clarification otherwise you would be misunderstood. Mostly by those who do not have a solid understanding of the scriptural basis for the points. Especially wrt no. 8 and 10. God bless you.

Harrisonn:
But i have test 2moro

Go for the test now. Feel free, it's your choice. Lol! When you are done, submit to the Oro.

Now over 30 dollars. Waiting for the excuse they will give not to pay.

joe4christ:
Hmmm, it's funny that I actually made this same exact statement you just made above about 2yrs ago.
Well, you can choose to serve a bully as a God, and continually leave your whole life in the fear of the unknown, leaving in the mental slavery thereby fulfilling the desires of your white masters who propagated same religion to your ancestors via slavery and colonialism thereby leaving your life below average of your full potentials, you still wonder why Africa despite being a very religious continent, we are so damn backward in terms of development?
Well, your guess is an good as mine, religion...

Well, it's your choice to live a mediocre kind of life, but I Joe choose to live life to it's full capacity and exploring my full potential without causing anyone harm.
If there where to be a creator, he will be more concern of fixing the world and the problem of the world rather than rewarding and being Judgmental when he himself did far worst unimaginable things...
Well, live and let's live!

Oh Joe4christ. I had taken my time to write a decent response to you before I read the above. Had I read this prior, I probably? I wouldn't have wasted my time with all that. I can infer from your remarks that you are either atheist or agnostic. In your opinion to believe in God is to be mediocre? It's one of two things I presume. You are either incredibly ignorantly transferring your vexation with God through your remarks to others or you are actually deliberately (even unknowingly) part of a group (in case you don't know this, you are also religious, and what you are preaching is not new to me) who is out purposefully to deceive people into focusing their whole attention on this transient phase of life with the intent that the people you succeed at deceiving miss out on eternity. Let me tell you in all sincerity, there is more than meets the eyes. There is more. I have personally been privileged to experience things in this realm and the next. I am not a pastor, I have no special title or portfolio. But know this, you will give account whether you like it or not, whether you believe it or not, whether you expect it or not, it's a day of reckoning. And on that day when you stand before God you will discover the limitations of man's wisdom, how those permutations, inferences, conclusions, philosophies, ideologies you think now to make sense would be foolish and inconsequential. I pray you discover this error before it's late. I have nothing more to say to you Joe, I will not be trading words with you, we are not on the same path.

joe4christ:
Just listen to yourself, your God is anything but just, you tag the bolded justice, how? What about our politicians who have done worst, looting our treasury, what has God done about that??
What about the pastors in the churches using the name of God to loot the congregation and others stealing from the offering box, what has he done about that
What about those who after committing their evil crimes still swear with the bible and the name of your christian God and yet nothing ever happens to them. Do you still see your God as one of justice if he could kill a couple cos they lie in the church and yet millions are doing far worst in the church today yet he chose to shorn them, then he is not just, he is either dead or unjust, and needs to apologize to that couple he sneeze life out of.

Religious people are the most fake, irrational, dumb and hypocritical set of beings that ever lived, and that is why despite Nigerians being religious people, yet we are the most corrupt and backward set of people in measurement with the resources at our disposal as a Nation...

It simply goes a long way to show that Religion in nothing but a scam.
The truth is, anything established on a faulty foundation will always be shaky - and so is religion!

Eya you have it quite muddled up my friend. You talk about being religious or religion. See what the Bible says about it. James 1:26&27. That someone is a pastor or goes to church every Sunday or answers John doesn't qualify him for the religion God approves. The kind of religion you observe in Nigeria that does not translate to morality is not it. It's just a show off giving people like you a reason to ridicule. If you are referring to the preponderance of the religion we see in Nigeria, I agree with you that a whole lot of it is indeed scam, in fact I wish you had read some of my other write ups on the issue. But that something is fake doesn't mean there is no original out there, however scarce. As per those thieves you mentioned, who in your opinion should suffer a worse fate than Ananias, I have this to say. In my understanding, One of the reasons God is such perfect judge is that he sees both action and intent. We can only see action, the deed and from there draw our judgement. But only God sees the heart. Also I want to say that when God deals with such people you mentioned, you may not be there to see it. About pastors looting church money are you aware that the Bible talks about them? 1Tim 6:3-5. You wish to seat in the judgment seat with God and determine who should be punished and what punishment to be served? God is holy and for us not so the case. Indeed any holliness or righteousness we can lay claim to comes from Him. How can sinful man like you and I be judges. Don't be distracted by fakes, seek the original before it is too late.

brainbox2014:
On the point of God being evil I'll like to rephrase. It's relative. One of the definitions of the word evil is an intention to harm or punish. Humans who do wrong will see God as evil when he decides to punish them. That's my point. So while you see Him in the nice, all-loving picture, do not forget that He is a consuming fire who can consume those who do evil. It is in that context that He appears evil to those who do evil. For example, he consumed a whole city of Sodomites with fire. So God is not harmless. He can cause great havoc and He owes no one any explanation. Neither does He need anyone to defend Him. People sometimes define good as nice and harmless, and that's where they get it wrong with God.

I just needed to make that clarification. If you look clearly at my post, you would notice I have not portrayed God as the all nice person you seem to have read. Maybe you saw that in some other post. In fact I mentioned that He is God is a good God and that He is just. These are factual statements, there is no 'rising in defense' here. What then does justice mean? What does judgement mean? Chose your words carefully and you will not be misunderstood. The main point in my response is centered on your apparent claim that God does evil. Well now you have clarified. God does no evil, we suffer from the consequences of our actions. How 'nice' is this? You did not even need to go as far as mentioning the sodom and gomorah fire and brimstone account. What of Ananias and his wife Saphira in the new testament, early church? They were struck dead! Thats justice. He is a good God.

brainbox2014:
Talking about after-life, Muhammad Ali has got something to say (watch here >>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QE9XBovMk0 ).

Back to the subject of God being evil, well, maybe she's not very far from the truth, just that she's got a jaundiced view of the facts. The fact is, God is an absolute God capable of doing both good and evil. He is God be it in light or in darkness. He remain God regardless of what you think of Him (we are just like tiny dots that will make no difference if we all decide to speak against his sovereignty. He ain't no democratic leader). But the question is; when (and to whom) does he decide to be evil. To those who do good he'll be good and to those who do evil, he will 'punish' (a term you'll consider as 'evil' when you're on the wrong side). However, God has been more tolerant in this dispensation of grace unlike the time of the law and prophets when he used the mosaic laws to judge people almost instantly. But be not deceived however, his tolerance is giving you the grace to ammend your ways so as to avoid eternal damnation. Pulling out some verses from the old testament is not sufficient to have a holistic view of God's personality. What you need is an encounter which you can freely get through the salvation offered by Jesus.

When I read posts like this, my first inclination is to simply ignore. But when I read your response, I discovered my job had just been reduced. I would have liked your post except that we disagree on only one point. I believe God is a good God. He does no evil. He may allow or permit evil but He is never the originator. He is good God. The issue is when we are faced with the unfavorable results of our actions, we wonder why, then suggest God must be wicked or evil. He is a just God. I am so happy you noticed that the op quoted verses from the old testament and the error is quite apparent. The old testament reads like a poem. It usually cannot be interpreted without a clear understanding of context. I used to be confused until I understood. As a boy, my first bibles thankfully were KJV's so I learnt to read carefully from a very early age. The old testament is referred to as the 'shadow' of things to come which of course was revealed in the new testament, which is Christ Jesus. It all points in the direction of Christ Jesus. Is the old testament God's word? Yes by all means, we would never have understood the new testament and the work of grace if there was no old Testament! But we must always read it with understanding that comes from the new Testament because now we have the 'image'. Finally I want to say this, if a man has not encountered God personally, there is not much he can know about these things we write about. I have had marvellously tangible experiences that I cannot explain in mere words and how I wish every Christian has had these sort of experiences. I have been at the crossroads before believe me. I am not one of those who are Christians today simply because I was born into a Christian home, as is my privilege. I have a very critical and restless mind, I could easily have made sense of all the anti God theories. But this God, He is my God from now even unto the end!
Thank you for your response, I respect it.

And to those who still believe God does not exist, I feel really sorry for you. Truly. I wish I could help. You remind me of the man who swore by his life the other day in a bus that there is nothing like HIV! As a medic, I have come face to face with the virus and seen first hand how it has devastated lives and families. But how can I help such a man? Let me suggest to you a very effective solution. Are you at that crossroad? You want to know God, if He truly exists? It's simple. Ask Him to reveal Himself to you. There is no special prayer format. Just say and mean it from the depths of your heart. God if You are real please reveal yourself to me and show me the true way that leads to you. Be ready for the shock of your Life!
God bless you.

emusmith:
Some Appalling Things Our Ladies Now Do Just To Be Identified As "Beautiful".


At first, I was doubting it but just this evening I confirmed it myself as a friend on a social network complained bitterly.
Trust me, I get facts before opening a very sensitive thread such as this.

Forgive me ahead as I'll hit the nail hard and fast

The unethical quest to "become beautiful" has turned sour and disgusting. Most ladies have thrown caution to the wind as they have decided to do "all manners" just to be termed "Beautiful". Shey na by people calling you "fine" go turn you to Cinderella?

"Self esteem can go to the trash", they say. Hmm!


My advice: As long as you're trying to look like Adaeze, Aisha, Anabel or Abimbola who are naturally beautiful, you'll NEVER accept yourself or be happy with your. When you're not happy with yourself, no one will be happy with your real inner self (though, they'll happy with your "body self".

Quickly, lemmie list some:

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1. They use the DPs of other pretty friends of theirs on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram.

Most times, these friends aren't aware these girls "stole" their pix to claim fake popularity in a particular social network. I'm pretty sure there are some girls on NL who are using the pix of friends on Facebook. They may steal like 10 of it so you'll never know. Gross! FYI, a friend lodged a complaint on Facebook on how a fellow girl was impersonating her. #i already knew but needed a proof like this #
Don't go for face surgery please. Someborry loves you that way!

If you're guilty, CHANGE!


2. Expose Delicate Parts Of Their Bodies

It beats my imagination; what's the connection between Beauty and "Going unclad"? Funny, that's what most girls(fine or unfine) have resorted into doing. Ok, the one that is "unfine" is even worst; she reveals her cleavages so the guy doesn't see her "twisted" nose but look "where her necklace plummets into"- Hope it ain't the cross?
Some fine ones too can be annoying. You're fine and you now wear make up that makes you look like masquerade. Hmm! #I better stop here#

If you're guilty, CHANGE!


3. They open their legs

Psychologists said, "An AVERAGE lady will give sex for "love"..."

What that means is, an average Lady can allow you in her if only you can praise and keep praising her enough- calling her beautiful and all that.

Even the "James Bond" ladies sef, still fall for this scheme.

CHANGE is at the door!


4. They Change Their DPs Incessantly

As one NLer once asked in her thread, "Is it a sign of immaturity to change DP every two minutes?
Yes it is. Immaturity owing to Insecurity!
To me, only girls who arent sure of themselves change DPs incessantly. Especially on FB, you change it and tag the whole world.
Girls who are really truly pretty don't attach so much relevance on those things...yea.



5. "Pouting" on a selfie

The celebrity that introduced "pouting" didn't do well even as it's been misused. FCO, Pouting doesn't make anyone look more beautiful than they already are na. To me, its just a pre-kissing posture.

MODIFIED


6. Bleaching Their Skin

This is where the desire to become "beautiful" graduates to OBSESSION.
FCO, who will you see when you gaze at the mirror? Yourself or your bones?
#Some girls be bleaching their skin as if that's the certificate to heaven#



7. Putting on of "Mirage" Materials

"Mirage" gives a FALSE impression of something. It lies. It "makes up" for something that is lost.

What do I mean?
Fake eyelashes, bum pad, butt pad, fake fingernails and toenails, fake hair etc.

The list is endless...

Change, I say CHANGE.


LAST BULLET: If a guy must love you, let him love you for who you really are (I don't mean presenting your "raw" or "unprocessed" self to a man). Let him be sure that your eyes are yours and not someone else's.

Who fine, fine. Quit excessive making up just to tease guys to think you're Kim Kay. Teasing is sequel to getting laid, remember?
At the long run, you've ruined everything. "A piece of shit", he'll call you. He may be tempted to think he is right..

Deal with it that you are the way you are for a perfect reason: flat big nose, small b**bs, robust body, big b**bs, slimmie-, k-legs, short etc. Deal it with and focus on the major!
The earlier the better, in terms of many things.

Moral Lesson: Nobody can treat you more or less than you treat yourself

Truth be told. You nailed it. Every single point is on point. Unfortunately, the wise will add to their wisdom while the foolish? Well they will never CHANGE.

Dharey55:
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I'm sorry but my whatsapp has not been active for a while now but once I solve the issue I will do so.

Eronmosele:
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Demigods:
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Thank .me later and thank God.

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Something in my mind tells me PMB might have preferred if it were possible another political party. That man seems to have aspirations for a better Nigeria and a personality type that is not compatible with the APC. I like the way he is confronting the realities on ground. I pray his party doesnt make it difficult for him to do what must be done.

[I agree with you. I was wondering if it isnt the same Nissan (Primera) my mother drove for 11 years without ANY issue. Within the first month she drove the Honda she was embarrased. Within every car make, I think there are brands to be more specific about. Making generalizations like, all Nissans are problematic is not a correct analogy. I was involved in buying a Nissan xterra 2003 model for a friend of mine about 5 yrs ago. The car has performed excellently well in Benue where it has been on farming trips and all manner of driving terrains. Its good to be specific; make, model, year, even engine type. quote author=BTT post=36000086]

Brother, Pls pardon me sir, but you don't know nothing about Nissan.

I have 2 Nissan products. And I will buy another after another.

You should know.[/quote]

Dont you get it yet? What you say is right, looking at the surface. But do you sincerely think Nigeria will last as long as 16 years if the the events that have played in your just 30days should continue thus? Thats how I see it.

Rawani:
"Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better" - Samuel Johnson

Fani Kayode has reclaimed this moniker and has continued his PDP campaign director role online.

Nigeria is hell to live in after 16 years of PDP rule, not after 30+ days of change.