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PoliticsRe: Ogun State Deputy Governor In Alleged Sex Scandal. by eros(m): 11:45am On Feb 10, 2012
Oh!!! What a bad romance


***Continues singing and shakes head out of the thread***
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 11:17pm On Feb 09, 2012
vexxed:
@ Eros
you are very dilusional, this was your thread some years ago on this same car. www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-307659.0.html it seems ever since you got the car, you have always wanted to dispose it to an unfortunate buyer, or how else can one discribe a car that the tokunbo goes for 1.3 while you intend to sell a registered one for 1.5 am i missing something here?

you are even compounding my anger the more. all i just needed was you to pick up the phone and tell me you are sorry while i was calling, who give a hoot if you sell the car for 900k or not, its your damn car for heaven sake. i am not disputing that fact, and you even made it worse by saying i might be an armed robber.
following your analysis you were trying to tell me you were busy, at your age 8 people called you for a car sales and you cant differentiate between each caller, younger folks work for telecommunication comapny, and serve as customer care, receives and atend to hundreds of customers daily.

you must have some issues with your earlobe, i was in my office when i left and started driving towards ib, my God, do you really know what that means.while i was returning a tanker was seriously burning that all the brave drivers had to take a big risk in driving past the burning tanker, in this niger road, i took an inter state journey without even telling my wife i am travelling, i got to ib and begged the workers in mobil filling station at iwo road that i am waiting for someone, that the individual will meet up with me soon, they told me i can pack while i wait. i waited for about 30 mins with no sign of you or even a comforting word from you, in this days on insecurity and bomb threat in all nooks and crannies of the country. what if the filling station security have tried to verified if i was serious about me waiting for someone, and i will keep calling and you will do justice to that by sending sms.

for crying out loud just put yourself in my shoes. a real man wont hide behind a phone and start sending sms, i dont know what your definition of a man is, and more so you said if i should see you, i wont be able to say a word. you just make me laugh out loud.
reverse the whole scenerio and tell me how you will feel, if someone did same thing to you.
i can go on and on, but i dont have time to spend typing, thats why i like doing the talk. thats what the lips are there for, i bet yours is still unused, since the intoduction of gsm, sms has been your way of life.

LEARN TO APOLOGISE WHEN THE NEED ARISES. you sound learned, you should know this! not with sms but with your godamn mouth!
[size=16pt]PLEASE AND PLEASE I AM VERY SORRY FOR STANDING YOU UP. I HOPE MY APOLOGY HAS BEEN ACCEPTED. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP STALKING ME. AM NOT GAY. grin grin grin grin grin[/size]


Just so you know, not everybody likes receiving calls because it distracts and reduces your productivity especially when one is brain-storming. I learnt this from Fela Durotoye during the little time I worked with him and his organisation. My boss does the same, so also alot of CEO's and top executives. Hope I have been able to teach you something.
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 11:57pm On Feb 08, 2012
@ Vexxed,

This is another 2000 Acura that is also for sale and the owner is also in Ibadan. You can give him a call and arrange for inspection. His car is equally as clean as mine, if not cleaner.


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-856586.99999.html#bot
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 11:51pm On Feb 08, 2012
[size=20pt]CAR HAS BEEN SOLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/size]
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 11:48pm On Feb 08, 2012
vexxed:
@ eros/ops
you are the most silly and useless adult i have had any dealings with since i attain adulthood, i have to open a new id cos i dont want to dent my meaniful id with this rage in me. i travelled down from Osun state to come and see the car you wanted to sell, i called you before leaving and you said  i should come over, i got to Ibadan and you refused picking your call only to send me an sms after 20 mins that you wer in the bank and cant pick calls, that must be very silly of you, i dont know the kind of people you deal with in real life, if you dont have value for your life and time, please other folks do.
first i had to endanger my life traveling from Osun state to Oyo state to see your vehicle. and all i get is an sms after getting to ib, i had to drive back without you having a verbal talk with me with a tenable explanation while a fool like you will have wasted about 3 hours from my life time.
may that 3 hours be snatched away from your life, in a very unpleasant way.

i have never been this pissed off in my entire life, and all because i wanted to help your situation, in helping you to buy a used car.
my prayers for you: MAY YOU BE DISSAPOINTED IN MULTIPLY FOLDS.
i'm deleting your number so i wont be tempted  to call you anymore.

your father should have masturbated away the Fluid that brought you to life, so you wont be wasting human productive   time on planet earth.
YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE ON THIS PLANET.i have never been used to splitting curses. but i just cant help it. you are too useless to be human.
[b]Whoever you are, you obviously have serious issues and I will advise you see a Psychologist for mental evaluation. How can I sell a car that has already been sold to somebody else at my desired price? You are among over 8 people that called me between yesterday and today to show interest in buying the car.

For Pete's sake you never told me you were traveling all the way from Osun state just to inspect the car, if you had told me then I would have made arrangement to meet you. When you called me, I was at the office resolving some urgent work that suddenly popped up. Then I had to pick my daughter from school and then another potential buyer called me to meet him up at the bank and lo and behold he paid me N900,000k.

Now tell me, how did I wrong you or deserve the curses you have laid on yourself, family and generations yet unborn? You don't know me and I don't know you and you are so bold to lay curses without knowing the after effect.

I was polite enough to have "APOLOGIZED" to you and also inform you that somebody else had already paid for the car. Besides, for all I know you might have not bought the car. More so, you might have been an armed robber and you somewhat proved that by consistently calling me even after I had told you the car has been SOLD.

Dude, you need to get a grip of yourself and learn to communicate better with people. I will never do business with someone like you and boy how I wish you had met me in person, you wouldn't have dared spit the trash you just did above.

God Bless you and stay safe.[/b]
AutosRe: Gone by eros(m): 8:40pm On Feb 08, 2012
ROCKSTAND1:
Never thot a white car could look so nice!
Nice is an understatement. This ride is beautiful.
PhonesRe: How Much Can You Pay For This Phone? by eros(m): 6:28pm On Feb 08, 2012
Na wah oooo!!! And to think everybody was making noise about BB Porsche
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 4:57pm On Feb 08, 2012
wyseautos:
Hi Bros pls if you re serious about selling your car pls do come down a little with your price
Bros I don't appreciate dudes spitting dust on my thread and for your information car has been sold N900,000 CASH PAID. cool cool cool wink wink wink

So dude I am serious about selling my ride and if you doubt it, I can scan the bank teller and receipt issued to the new lucky owner. tongue tongue tongue tongue
AutosRe: Acura 3.2tl 2000 Model Reduced @830k by eros(m): 10:08pm On Feb 07, 2012
@ kenazuu,

I will advise you not to rush in selling this machine. At the right time, her rightful owner will come. Those that know the true value of the Acura will gladly pay 900k for this ride.

I own the 2001 model and its also on sale here. Just like you, I am also upgrading God-willing to the 2008 MDX or 2009 TL. I travel alot and its always fun showing other drivers on the highway who the boss is when it comes to speed and my Acura TL has never disappointed me. The car is a speed demon and very smooth to drive.

I wish u speedy sales.
AutosRe: 2007 Avalon (limited Edition) For Sale ---cheap! ( 2.5m)SOLD SOLD SOLD by eros(m): 9:54pm On Feb 07, 2012
This rid is truly cheap.
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 9:47pm On Feb 07, 2012
I just read through the thread below and realised this Acura is a 2001 model, instead of a 2001/2002 model.


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-369397.0.html
Car TalkRe: Identifying The Year Of Your Vehicle by eros(m): 9:46pm On Feb 07, 2012
Great post.
Car TalkRe: Teaching Your Wife How To Drive by eros(m): 9:34pm On Feb 07, 2012
Its wonderful that this thread was brought out of the archive.

Boy oh boy!!! Teaching your wife how to drive is one thing no man will enjoy doing, no matter how they pretend to like it. My experience was a very fearful one. She had been following instruction and driving very well, when suddenly she started turning in circles. I guess she enjoyed driving in circles, than driving in a straight line.

Then it happened, shocked shocked shocked a little shouting and scolding and my madam pressed her leg on the accelerator so hard that I thought we were both going to die because she was headed straight for the fence and all my shouts to step on the brakes fell on deaf ears. Until, I stretched my legs and stepped on the brakes.

Good God!!! That is one experience I never want to have again.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Wants To Dialogue With Fg by eros(m): 8:29pm On Feb 07, 2012
Guys we all know that retardeen will negotiate with the boko boys. So lets save our breath and watch how events unfold.
PoliticsRe: FG Appoints Nuhu Ribadu As Chairman Petroleum Revenue Task Force by eros(m): 8:13pm On Feb 07, 2012
Odechukwu is finally listening to good advise. He can do better by placing these men in offices that they can operate with more power to control and lock up offenders without going through him.
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 5:01pm On Feb 07, 2012
Fhemmmy:
Really Neat, will be mistaken for a mint import . . . Happy Sale, Chief
Thank you Boss. The car has been good to me, so I had to be good to her in return by always taking good care of her.



I still haven't forgotten our discussion on the truck. As soon as the company is ready, we will seal the deal.
AutosRe: Naija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op): 4:48pm On Feb 07, 2012
More pictures for your viewing pleasure.

AutosNaija Used 2001 Acura Tl For Sale by eros(op):
Hey Guys,

Up for sale, is a Naija used 2001 Acura TL. This ride is currently been used by humble self and its time to let her go so that another can take her place.

The only reason I am selling the ride is because another one has taken its place. No faults and no repairs to be done on the car. Just buy and drive.

Year/Make/Model : 2001 Acura 3.2 TL
VIN : 19UUA56671A025045
Odometer Reading/Mileage : . . . . . . . .
Body Style:    SEDAN 4 DR
Engine Type:    3.2L V6 PFI SOHC 24V
Manufactured In:    UNITED STATES
Transmission : Automatic Gear with shiftronic
Exterior Color : Green
Interior Color : Buff

ASKING PRICE : N950,000.00

Features/Options:
- Air conditioning
- AM/FM stereo
- Cassette player
- Loader CD player
- Cruise control
- Power steering
- Power windows
- Power door locks
- Traction Control
- Leather seats
- Anti-lock brakes (ABS)
- Dual front airbags
- Alloy Wheels
- H.I.D. LIGHT



[b][/b]

EducationRe: Picture Of Oyibo Cheating In Exam by eros(m): 12:10pm On Feb 05, 2012
Hmmmmmmm!!!!!
RomanceRe: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by eros(m): 10:52am On Feb 05, 2012
Nairaland oh my Nairaland!!!!

Reading through this thread was more than hilarious. Na God go deliver all these men and women wey go wake up for morning, on computer begin dey diss themselves.


Well, for the dudes that appreciate a real beautiful woman, here is a picture of what I call a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.  kiss kiss kiss kiss


Take it easy while you wa.nk away.  grin grin grin grin grin grin

AutosRe: Urgent Car Purchase! by eros(op): 7:30am On Feb 05, 2012
Praise be to God, for His mercy and grace upon our lives.
AutosRe: Neatly Used Nissan Altima 2002 For Sale: by eros(m): 7:44pm On Feb 04, 2012
How much is the ride going for and why are you selling just after 4 months of use?

Send details and more pics to emee30384@yahoo.com
PropertiesRe: Production And Laying Of Interlocking Stone by eros(m): 5:49pm On Feb 04, 2012
This OP must be the dumbest business man I have ever come across. angry angry angry

Oh!!! Sorry, OP prolly just learnt how to use the Internet and he thinks he is at the market where you don't tell your competitors how much he sells his wares.

Bros, you better carry your market to another site, because no market for you for Nairaland. tongue tongue tongue tongue
AutosRe: Urgent Car Purchase! by eros(op): 1:41pm On Feb 04, 2012
A big thank you to the seller's who called and the cars we inspected. God-willing, the buyer should make up his mind and we will be sealing the deal.

Is there still anyone out there who's got a naija used or tokunbo car for N500k?
AutosRe: Urgent Car Purchase! by eros(op): 6:41pm On Feb 03, 2012
ANY SELLER OUT THERE?
RomanceRe: What Are Some Creative Ways To Say 'i Love You'? by eros(m): 5:45pm On Feb 03, 2012
d_surrogat:
I opened her bag,stole her money n replaced it with a condom n left a note "just to say i love u see what i bought 4u, cheers"
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Na wa for your type of love ooooo

Logic Mind:
Love is very creative.
Some creative ways people have tried:

-phuck her other holes.
-tie her up and slap her silly
-bring another babe to join you two in bed.
-tie a rope round her neck and walk her like a dog making her eat from a plate on the floor.
-kneel her down in the bathroom and piss on her

there are many more but those may be censored on nl.
Dude you need a mental evaluation ASAP. Haba all this to prove you love the babe. Omo you pass PERVERT OOOOO.
BusinessRe: $600,000 Stolen In Raid Of Bureau De Change At Airport by eros(m): 5:38pm On Feb 03, 2012
valacious:
Wow. New folks just joined the millionaires club. Congrats to the robbers. Guess no life lost.
grin grin grin grin Guy no let those malo catch u ooooo. What a sense of humour over a situation as serious and traumatizing as this.
PoliticsRe: Lastma Official Push Bus Conductor To His Death (photos) by eros(m): 9:08am On Feb 03, 2012
Fashola please do away with LASTMA
AutosRe: Urgent Car Purchase! by eros(op): 8:57am On Feb 03, 2012
Have cars become so expensive that one can't get a naija used or tokunbo for N500k?
AutosRe: Clearing Vehicles From Cotonou To Lagos. by eros(m): 8:26pm On Feb 02, 2012
A client of mine needs a clean tokunbo car and his budget is N500k, plus Customs duty. What car can he possibly get?
RomanceRe: What Will You Give Your Partner This Valentine? by eros(m): 7:17pm On Feb 02, 2012
opribo:
My girl has not been close to me since last December, she only started calling me last week and I know it is because of Valentine. I am waiting for her that day. I know what to give her it is in my mind. A special gift I dare not mention it until the D Day.
Hmmmm!!! Sharp bad guy. No kill person pikin oooooo

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