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cutecommend:
What language does members of your family speak often to each other?

(a) Pidgin English
(b) Polished English language
(c) Your Tribal language.
(d) Sign language

etc.

Alright, Once Russia completely finish off Ukraine, it automatically becomes the Republic of Russia

Source - International Relations Expert

misreal:
Keep crying.
Your intelligence will not stop israel from doing what they are doing.
I am tired of talking to you because you know nothing about international relations.
Every analogy you are bringing is totally off point.
Go and read your books instead of coming online to display ignorance in the name of analogy.

That someone started doing that since 1947, What would you do?

Exceed15:
Someone Intruded your house killed your wife and children. What would u do to him ?

Lol, I thought you were logical but you resorted to your normal ignorant mode. Cry you a river when I gave you an example of your own analogy?
Anyone who supports israel is half smart

misreal:
Cry me a river

Oh, You mean Ukraine automatically belongs to Russian judging by your analogy?

misreal:
Any land seized from war is no longer yours according to UN resolution.
Even if you don’t believe the land is Israel’s ancestral land,at least you agree that they got the land from fighting the Arabs.
So rest.
If israel decides to annex Gaza now,they are not wrong because Gaza is now a trophy of war.
Next time,tell hamas to use their head before any attack.

I don't think you read that writeup at all, or maybe you just have very low IQ to understand whatever the OP was talking about.

ThatCEO:
This one looks like money laundering 101.

You sent money to the school via UK akant, but you wan collect am back via Naija akant. Aunty, it's like your head is paining you

How about another interpretation. You scammed someone in the UK and used the scam proceed to pay tuition deposit. Now you want the school route the money to your akant in Nigeria so you can cash out.

The idiott even have the audacity to drag Polaris bank into her madness.

If you are not hiding anything, tell d school to send the money back to the original UK account that help you pay the school fees. Then tell the account owner to send the money back to you in Naija.

I mean, I shouldn't have to be giving a sell acclaimed Crypto expert this advice.

Ancestral land from Biblical evidence lmao.
That means anyone can claim any land based on some written books without any available witness!

misreal:
You have been quoting me and I have been ignoring you.
The reason is,I won’t be the one to educate your ignorance.
No matter how much you wail,israel will not leave their ancestral land for terrorist.

He wrote quite a lot of valid point, and you just proven how senseless you are by resorting to judging him rather than shut him up with proofs.

This news is just formulated to justify the killing of women and children. Till today, there has not been a single evidence about tunnels in Al shifa. The only tunnel evidence provided was built by Israelis a long time ago. This was admitted by Israel's former prime minister live on TV. But you are so obsessed by the news of a nameless and picturless kidnaped victim's testimony.
Stuppidd people can believe anything even after seeing evidence, they get clouded by sentiments.

bigpicture001:
u are a terrosist sympatiser and will either b later killed of life jailed by the US...

remember ur brother Abdul mutalab...he is now about 15 yrs in jail...

u are next!!!!!

Why should there even be a two state resolution when the land is actually theirs?

Now tell me, how is this a 2 state resolution?
Are you people blind or you just chose to be senseless?

misreal:
Hamas are palestines,palestines are hamas.
The average palestines don’t want a two state solution.
They want the total annihilation of israel.
Them dey dream

Person wey no get sense, he believes in propaganda, ebenm at teh face of video evidence, eh will still find something to defend.
To be honest , you need to be inhuman to support Irael, and above all, you need to have zero sense of reasoning or just totally being ignorant

Shoodboi:
Listen to yourself Botragelad. Listen to what a grown man is saying...

You can see the video and photos up there, yet you claim the children were trying to kill the soldiers.

You claim the 15 year old, who you have turned into 16, had a rifle and a grenade. Where is the rifle and grenade in the photo or video?

You and your mod friends should keep supporting nonsense. Once they are done with the middle east, their next stop is africa.

When they begin dropping bombs on you, claiming they're bringing you peace;

Killing your women and children while destroying your infrastructure and stealing your natural resources, in order to "protect your democracy", you will understand.

Throwing stones at thank lol, its more like killing a fly with an hammer. Whatever you wrote reeks of sentiments but you wont see that. You thought you are making sense, but you wrote quite a lot of thrash. There was a 2 states resolution, but one is living at the edge while another is expanding. Even Jerusalem, which was in the Westbank is being claimed as Israelis.
I know you are blinded by religion and not a rational thinker as religion is the opium for the poor and senseless. You should take your time to decide if killing innocent people in the name of terrorism is worth it. You took someone's land and you are still shelling them. Maybe you can read beyond October 7. You can go far behind this times and see the atrocities your almighty Israel have caused. You cant keep subjugating people to hardship and expect them not to respond. To the senseless people, any form of resistance is termed terrorism. Nelson Mandela should be classified as a terrorist too.

Botragelad:
You're talking a load of rubbish, mate. Israel has released more Palestinian prisoners, including some who were involved in deadly attacks against Israelis .

Why does Israel have so many Palestinian children in prisons? Maybe because they're involved in terrorism and violence, like throwing stones at tanks, stabbing soldiers, or joining Hamas . What type of country imprisons children? A country that has to defend itself from constant threats and attacks by its enemies, that's what.

But then, it is better for a child to be in prison than to be shot, you say. Well, maybe you should ask yourself why these children are being shot in the first place. Is it because they're innocent victims, or because they're trying to kill Israelis? And who is putting them in harm's way? Is it Israel, or Hamas and other militant groups that use them as human shields and recruit them as fighters.

You say that two Palestinian children were assassinated in Jenin yesterday. That's another lie. They were not assassinated, they were killed in a firefight between Israeli forces and armed Palestinians. One of them was a 16-year-old boy who was carrying a rifle and a grenade. The other was a 9-year-old boy who was caught in the crossfire. It's tragic, but it's not Israel's fault. It's the fault of those who started the shooting and endangered the lives of civilians.

Jenin is a hotbed of Hamas activity and a source of many terror attacks against Israel. Hamas has a strong presence in the West Bank. Israel has arrested dozens of Hamas operatives in the West Bank in recent weeks, including a spokesman and a senior leader. Were you asleep when all these was happening?

Don't give me that nonsense that Israel is the problem.

Keep shut! 2 attackes shot dead. That's fair. But in a situation where you shell 10,000 women and children because you want to annihilate people who are less than 10% of the population is collective justice.

See this mumu crying victim, Annihilation of Isreal who has subjected the true land owners to an open prison and claiming a land based on biblical evidence. Thats insane

misreal:
Killing the innocent is freedom fighting ba?
These guys are free to have cars,
Free to buy guns,
Yet they think they are not free.
They just want the annihilation of israel.
But they are dreaming

These snakes are venomous and not poisonous.
Venoms are injected while poisons are ingested/

NowYouKnow:
Number 5 : King cobra. LD50: 1.28 mg/kg
https://ainhypho.sirv.com/C2/King.jpeg
The king cobra is usually shy and avoids humans. It is the longest venomous snake in the world and it can deliver a large amount of neurotoxins that can kill an elephant in a few hours. It is widely distributed in South and Southeast Asia.

Number 4 : Banded krait. LD50: 0.2 mg/kg
https://ainhypho.sirv.com/C2/bk.jpeg
This snake has a venom that induces paralysis and respiratory failure. It is often active at night in the forests and fields of Southeast Asia.

Number 3 : Saw-scaled viper. LD50: 0.15 mg/kg
https://ainhypho.sirv.com/C2/V.jpeg
This snake causes more human deaths than any other snake species due to its wide distribution and frequent contact with people. It is very aggressive.

Number 2 : Inland taipan. LD50: 0.025 mg/kg
https://ainhypho.sirv.com/C2/It.jpg
Relax. This snake lives in the arid regions of central Australia.

Number 1 : Hook-nosed sea snake. LD50: 0.02 mg/kg
https://ainhypho.sirv.com/C2/S.jpeg
This snake can be found in the Indian Ocean and the Arabian Sea. Just 0.02mg/kg of its venom is highly dangerous to any living being that gets in its way.



These snakes 🐍 were ranked based on their LD50 rating. However, please note that the LD50 rating is not the only factor that determines how dangerous a snake is. Other factors include the amount of venom injected, the location of the bite, the availability of antivenom, and the medical condition of the victim. 🧐

These snakes are very dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. As dangerous as they are, killing all of them totally would be a terrible mistake because they are fascinating creatures that play important roles in their ecosystems. 🧐

nlfpmod
Mynd44

So that makes it right? I am ashamed of the kind of stupiiid people I have to respond to on here

Omenlon:
oya, carry fight go there house because you are fighting for justice for mohgbad. Jobless people, do you know how many people that are being bullied everyday in Nigeria?

Mobad was bullied life on video and you are saying thats not a problem. It speaks of the kind of person you in reality!

Fuckingmallam45:
Why should anybody following them be part of the problems? What problems are you even talking about?

tell her to pick a venue next time, or list 2-3 places to pick. Better still, book uber and pick her at home

You should do this just to get the access, you can stop this process once you off the pant!
You need to give complete attention and show care at the start. You can disappear later.

Stephen2324:
I told her the venue of the date and that's her response,what is your taught about it.

Should I change the venue?

If doctors leave, there are replacements. The unemployment rate is still 33% the last I checked, Everyone was once a novice too, they will catchup

EconFinance:
You no go understand
You really won't

na to japa go right o

Lol, no effect will be felt, what will be felt is the diasporan remittance, think positive, millions of jobless graduates are still out there. If you cant afford it, then stay there in nigeria exchanging your 1150 to 1usd in peace

tuoyoojo:
The effect of this brain drain would be felt by all in a few years time

As we have refused to do the needful to our health sector but choose to pay lip service, countries who value what we take what we have

As long as politicians can travel abroad at will for their healthcare, no one would develop our hospitals for us

And how about indians? do you think they dont have high number of immigrants too? Is it a bad thing if Nigerians excel in other countries. because you cant afford it does not mean you should wish others who can do that bad.

iHart:
If they don't stop it, one day uk will become an extension of Nigeria. Nigeria will fill up their parliaments, government agencies, military, police and even become prince, Princess, King and Queen. We are dominating them and will soon recolonise them

lol, is egusi igbo food?
I dont think so?

Ofodirinwa:
A 1 canopy backyard cookout of 20 people caused all of this noise? How many Yoruba people are eating Egusi as I type this?

sold to Nigerians in Diaspora
That's how it works

1Alex:
Do you know how many landed properties that have been sold to facilitate the movement?

have you forgotten that we are up 200 million? If 50 million people travel today, 150 million is still remaining.

so others dont have virtue of merits even though we are not born equally

Naijaplos:
There is nothing for which they can be punished, they cannot go to hell.
Infant gain heaven thru God's mercy and grace, they seem to escape hell by virtue of merit. ps 127:3, isa 65:8, rom 5:14

Read my comment very well, this time, read it slowly with full concentration. You dont have to be a genius to understand my point.

talk2hb1:
But You Support Israel killing all Gazans because they live in Gaza.

Dont be surprised if he is an Efulefu always crying that Nigerian army is burning shops of innocent people in the east.
Collective judgement is not good for the SE but its best for Palestinians, afterall a 5 year old belongs to Hamas

talk2hb1:
So All 2million people in Gaza are Terrorist?

I was raised by teachers, I told my parents point blank that I can never be a teacher.
Glad I stood by my decision

HellVictorinho6:
Thats why itz normal 4 teachers to be attacked 4 every error or failure or problem of the students.

They earn less than everyone else.


They have no right to complain about anything they are asked to do.

Either they stay or they quit.


They are also expected to solve problems that are hereditary.



They are expected to provide answers to questions even when those questions are not expected to come from them.

No matter how hard you try, the fingers can never be equal. I live a good life, I have quite enough to sustain me and my family for now and the future. But not everyone are opportune to have thesame.
Are you saying they shouldn't get married because they are financially down? There are alternatives to these things and things will get better with time. Just one kid is enough in poverty and with handwork, they will scale through.

Jewessgratitud3:
So you plan for your children to go through what you went through?
Times have changed and the children we are birthng these days are different from us.

During my own time my dad bought us NAN and it was the big size like the size of big bournvita of old because we are twins. My Mom said he used to buy it every week then at 1.50k. this one no be say Dem tell me, I saw one of the tins of NAN baby food being used for keeping Needles, thread and buttons after I was grown. Me I will give my baby the best o. I no drink pap, why should my baby take pap?

You can live within your means.
I grew up with locally made diapers with milk and pap. Heaven didnt fall and people still go through this practices. If you can have on child and take care of him the best way you can, within your means, that's fair enough

Jewessgratitud3:
A man has planned to run away from his wife and baby after he was seen pricing baby food and diaper and started sweating inside AC after he discovered the prices.

He called his family members right away blaming them for forcing him to marry, that now he's the one facing the heat and none of them is here to help him out.

Now check out the phone the man is using, not up to 4k. Check out his shirt and trousers.. is that the person you think can afford that kind of food? I'm not trying to degrade him. I'm just trying to say, make sure you can comfortably cater for yourself and one more person before going into marriage. This is exactly what the so many men who abandoned their family passed through before deciding to take to their heels.

Marriage is a beautiful thing. let's stop making it look scary and undesirable with our myopic approach. Do it when the time is right not for public commendation or validation cos when you start facing the heat, non of those people cheering you on will come and help you like the man rightly said.

Lol, why not?

Olas121:
GTB won't do this kind promo

lol, u made front page in just 3 days. you organized the thread well. some threads use years before mods even notice them

TempUser:
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You are good writer bro. Simple, organized and funny, everyone can easily relate with the post. its more reason it made it to front page fatser

TempUser:
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