adecz:




Sewer and soakaway rat❗️❗️🤢🤢🤢

Have you seen how your carrots 🥕 were plated Ase nię

MrHighSea:
Nigerians now combing the forests

Na una dey live for forest

Quality20:
Are u gonna eat this one? Is this not d type that digs d burial grounds and eat corpses?

Rat wey dey chop my cassava and corn 🌽 for backyard abi?

A rat?

koning:




The stew dey enter eye though.
Most people will eat it with hot rice before they notice it's made with rat meat.

I doubt that's the rat meat in that stew

kaludestiny10:
This your stew make sense my brother.

I doubt that's the rat meat in that stew

TempUser:
9. Cut into pieces...
10. Add your seasonings and cook thoroughly for about twenty or thirty minutes to avoid those bad belle curses on this thread make e no work. I even used African Basil aka African mint leaves aka Ossimun gatisumum
11. Drain the water and stew it up!

That's how to make okete stew


Happy birthday Davido

are you sure that's the rat meat in that stew?

zinaunreal:
Na main rat you dey chop like that nothing like bush rat.After voting Tinubu see what this one decided to eat for the next 4 years while your mate Ghana just ate balanced diet break fast this morning. You're doing yourself

You see where hatred pushed you to, people have been eating bush rat even before tinubu was born.so those that order bush meat are poor too.mind you those meats are even cost than your regular meats

hakeemhakeem:


You see where hatred pushed you to, people have been eating bush rat even before tinubu was born.so those that order bush meat are poor too.mind you those meats are even cost than your regular meats

Youre a rat 🐀 eater...

Larrydollarz:
I bought four big ones for 6k lately and my wife use it to make delicious pepper soup😋

makes me drooool 🤤

TempUser:

That shi is fast when removing the hairs from the big bush rat... It takes less than six minutes so it's no ish boss...

If i smoke my loud come high up, me and u will fight over that rat 🐀 😋

Chetas81:
4uck you by calling this big bush rat, because you don't know the name

You knew nothing about animals, okete us still big bush rat. Sharaaaap!

Chetas81:
4uck you by calling this big bush rat, because you don't know the name, why don't you called it desert rat, POUCHED RAT 🐀 AKA OKETE IN YORUBA LANGUAGE

Abi were lelei ni. Ofe soriibu abi?

mastermaestro:


Never mind, he said AI told him not to worry that it was very safe to consume. Thanks to AI, no need to dread diseases anymore.

You don't know nothing, do you? Who mentioned say AI guide me, you know not about sarcasm, do you?

SeriouslySense:
They have finished them, soon rat will be scarce.


One day, i wont be surprised, if its human meat. The way things are going.

Unless after they say to them, cultivate your meat in farms and if they listen. Perhaps, they will not finish rats too.

You mean I should leave their family to continue destroying my half plot of corn abi? Eleribu

Natbrowny:
I hate rats but with this current bullshit condition in naija.


I think I'll need fufu of 600naira with vegetables soup mixed with that well prepared sexy rat inside for chow.

😂

All people shouting poverty can not match my expenses on opay. Make them dey mumu dey go

kaludestiny10:
This your stew make sense my brother.

thanks boss.

SweetDipBenny:
If i smoke my loud come high up, me and u will fight over that rat 🐀 😋

cos the feeling is different 😂

TrustNone:
are you sure that's the rat meat in that stew?

of course sire

Error401:
You are good writer bro. Simple, organized and funny, everyone can easily relate with the post. its more reason it made it to front page fatser

faster kę, soup wey don finish since

Okiton:
you mean to tell us say u carry rat make stew, anyways, that's a rat stew for u

I'll grill the next and make a post I promise you

TempUser:

You don't know nothing, do you? Who mentioned say AI guide me, you know not about sarcasm, do you?

Why are you agonizing?

lol, u made front page in just 3 days. you organized the thread well. some threads use years before mods even notice them

TempUser:
faster kę, soup wey don finish since

Hunger bad na..

Lord Putin will say:

In za bible, mothzer's ate thzeir children...

We gotta thsank dza Lord for providing thzis palatable and portable meat for our OP...

Zonefree:
You martyred the poor rat on a N1,100 per kg gas?

TempUser:
Follow the following steps my people.

My trap caught a big one overnight ☺

1. The trap that did the job
2. The bush rat unalived
3. Even my AI camera recognized it as food in case you're an advocate of the rat, I get Al Jazeera for aos
4. Ready to burn the hair off the hairy rat

This is called rabbit not rat. They are different. They don't eat rat... it's bush rabbit they eat and this is rabbit.

TempUser:

Abi were lelei ni. Ofe soriibu abi?

OMO GUTTER HAPPY WEEKEND, OLUYA 4uck off my profile 🐔

Mcslize:


This is called rabbit not rat. They are different. They don't eat rat... it's bush rabbit they eat and this is rabbit.

if you identify rabbit 🐰 and Pouched rat 🐁 you can know the different

TempUser:

Let's call it medium sized cos na female and she never born before cos she had small teats
I used that knife 🗡 and sink to scale it in the picture boss. E big small, let's call her biggie small 😂

lols

Zonefree:
You martyred the poor rat on a N1,100 per kg gas?

everyone isn’t broke like you .

BTW, you broke men should stop eating rats!!

Puke!!

Before COVID, I found this interesting. Not again. If no be full-fledged animal, I no dey interested.

Okete ... omo I miss my days in Bida, Niger state

hakym619:
Good day all. Pls I need help from people who have secured a state government job with recommendations from top state level politician/ top public servant etc be it directly or indirectly.

Being a health care worker, I have applied severally for advertised and unadvertised government jobs to state hospital CMDs and in the Lagos ministry of health but I have not been once called. Painful!

Please I need to secure a government job for peace of mind, to avail me time for personal pursuit, exposure and growth. I have no one in government to give me recommendation.


I'm nearing 30 now so age is no longer on my side. please help.


I'm ready for private chat.

Your mates dey find work for multinational, you dey find government work. What a very lazy youth you are