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That's murder up there

Haveyoueatentod:
detective guguru seems you were there when it occurred. Seems you don't know what depression can cause.

Lol, you need deliverance

Little21:
Don't cry Ok. You just need a little rehab and you will be fine.

The same question was redirected to you and you went berserk. Take it easy, frustration is not a good thing.

This is what Innoson lacks. Very poor Photo ops

INDOMIE9090:
Nord A5, Made in Nigeria;

https://x.com/ayemojubar/status/1717983222053646702?s=46

NORD A5

Well its up to you, thats not slaving, thats humility

Puss360:
What do u mean by first impression?? To be slaving on first day? No thanks

Fine girl dey

eepeepook:
Fine girl no dey Nairaland.

First impression lasts longer, you should at least try to do it. Most mothers wont allow you being the first time, but respect is reciprocal.
This is only in respect to my tribe, Most yoruba mothers will give you that honor for the first time, they wont allow you else you insist.But you will gain the respect for trying

Puss360:
In as much as I am the girlfriend of her son, to her, I am a visitor, coming to her house for the first time... she should cook and serve me....
Then we talk Nd familiarise ourselves...
On my next coming, I can then see if I can assist her in doing anything I can do

I will ask her to join in the cooking, my mom is so humble I 100 percent sure she wouldnt allow her cook!

englishmart:
I will personally insist she doesn't do anything sha.

I am not here ranting about who killed who! You created a thread ranting all over the space. My question is simple and precise, did your Dad Killed your Mom? Or you are not so fortunate enough to experience parental love?

Little21:
Are you sure that isn't your case? You know anything can happen..

That's true, he is a learner and needs advice from street smart guys. Baba if I can have access to finger u, if i no lash, omo I Bleep up big time be that.
I think he should just romance her well and msitakenly dip a finger in. If it goes in straight. then na OYO OP dey

blackgold2018:
I assume he’s still a learner. He can still use his fingers to verify if she’s virgin or not(feeling the hymen)

But I’m sure she’s not a virgin. She’s just taking advantage of the gentleman

All he needs to do is earn her trust, romance her until she forgets herself completely, she wouldn’t even know when you penetrates.

That’s the only way to know if a girl is virgin or not.

Did your Dad killed your Mom?

Little21:
Dating Nigerian mens, is just like waiting around for the day of your death. And it's just gonna happen all suddenly.

Next thing you are with all the people wearing white, asking where you are.

werey dey dia dey mumu up and down.
To slap u dey hungry me. U over mumu

Opanka44:
Na ur father be mumu... Ode!

U got so far to be able to touch the clits, suck the pussssy but cant take the chance to push a finger in for verification? You be mumuuuu

Opanka44:
Hi Guys,
I've been so confused and worried lately. I have never met a Virgin girl in my life and I am not praying to meet any either. Been a virgin does not translate to being a good wife or girlfriend.
My girlfriend of 28yrs says she is a Virgin. But I'm finding it very difficult to believe it. Because,
She always wants me to be using my fingers on her clitoris without allowing me to use my dick to penetrate her. At times I wonder if she's a chronic masturbator. If I refuse using my fingers, she'd be angry at me. Why should I be using my fingers when I have a Dick?
Secondly, she always wants me to give her a Mouth Gig. I suck her pussy.
Thirdly, after sucking, she tells me to mount her while she closes her legs. While I mount her, she will tighten her legs and ask me to rub my pennis on her pussy. She will never open/spread her legs for me to penetrate.
I'm really fed up because it is becoming childish to be doing all these nonsense on bed. At the end of the whole thing, I see myself at the receiving end cos I begin to feel pains in my scrotum since I'm always unable to release. What she does is just to lie down like a log of wood. She doesn't reciprocate. I am not her first, second, third or fourth Guy so I can't understand why she claims to be a virgin. I have told her countless times that if she allows me to penetrate and I discover she's a Virgin like she claims, I'll respectably stop asking for sex until after our marriage but she doesn't want to grant me access. I feel I'm been played and manipulated here. I'm not a player and have never double dated. I am a man and can't continue like this anymore.

If I ever get to find out that she's not a virgin, I swear she's gone. I'll so mess her up for all the punishment she has meted out to me in almost two years of our relationship

Lmao, being old doesn't necessarily connote wisdom. Are you married btw? Not sure you are, cos no sane man would settle with this!

Fountainofyouth:
Look at this one

I was among the first nairalanders since the time of ifyalways and sugah

2012 that you gained admission to the university was when I finished NYSC, so you should know what that means, you are a newbie, next time check the moniker you are conversing with before typing trash

My last to response to you, an error moniker.

Lol You still dont get the drill. I was a reader since 2011, time of Airforce1. You may not know these monikers in their glory days. I only created an account in 2012 when I got admitted to a university.
This is a burner account and not my main moniker.
I was thinking you should know better.

Fountainofyouth:
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

It's obvious this one doesn't know this moniker and who he is talking to that he thinks he can advice me

Let me check if its a recent moniker

Just as i predicted, a last year moniker, a newbie that thinks he knows his onions 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Isreal has the right to kill palestinians but they dont!
Russia dosent have the right to kill but Ukrain have the right to defend! Lmao

Danisaint112:
Hope HAMAS and Palestinians won't start crying genocide when Isreal finally and fully launch a ground offensive?

You are still living in your delusion like an average Nigerian Girl. Anyone could use anyone for ritual either rich or poor. The name calling will not demean my points.
If you want the best of men, step up your game and stop being the NLd wailing looser. Make your own money and attract men of value and while you do that, dont be a single mother because you will still get dumped either ways. Lastly you can take the option of settling for that less and start with him. No reasonable man forgets a good woman. We might cheat and do all sorts, but a good woman is always a good one and a reasonable man wont loose such.
Its up to you to risk sampling all men or plan your life towards prosperity
All the best

Fountainofyouth:
At this point you dey wail, your bitterness dey smell everywhere, dis one still dey talk "settle for less" when the "less" fit use person do ritual, true tru you name na error, you really know the moniker wey fit your foamy brain.

Lol why kill myself ontop woman matter when you can get as much as you can with a good car and alittle flashy life? These bitches who cant settle for less would fly around just like sugar and ants And thats not body shaming up there, that's understanding your own reality. You are not the best of women but wants the best of men! I dont seem to understand the logic. In the end, of yall will be lucky to get a few men who dont have standards and the rest settle for that less or end up in Shilo. Which ever way you endup, I wish you all the best.

Fountainofyouth:
You are obviously an educated illiterate cos you lack comprehension skills with zero sense, so settling for less automatically prevents women from being used? Na only rich people dey use ladies for rituals? Between rich and poor men, who is more likely to do rituals to get quick money? And you went to school? So dull

And the bolded is usually what they end up doing when they failed in intelligent counter point, they resort to body shaming their mother, sisters, and every female in their family, that is how tactless, dumb, and predictable they are

If you like kill yourself untop woman matter, the ones that will never ever settle for less will not settle for less period, you can only cry and wail on their behalf dey no send you, when you're done, you'll log out and face your miserable frustrated life offline.

Do whatever rocks your boat. Just dont come here when you or your fellow entities gets used. You knew what you signed up for the moment you dont want to settle for less.
They come with consequences and thats one of them!
And who told you established men wants you? it baffles me when I see people who are shouting dont settle for less very ugly, nothing to offer than their over used pusssiees. You all want people who dont want you. And change that ideology that Nlders who castigates your opinions are broke and envious of wealthy men. Most of yall crying I can never do this, I can never do that have zero yansh, average boobs, not sexually appealing, morally corrupt, Maybe an handicap NCE or ND, but can not settle for less. Who told you these people want your kind of person. Well, we can just use and dumb you and lass lass u go still settle for that less wey u dey run from

Fountainofyouth:
This is exactly the stupid mentality of nl boys, it always reeks of bitterness and envy to the extent that their low IQ must always come out, who said you're poor? Is it every nairalanders that are poor in Nigeria? You think every Nigerian begging for food presently?
Are you saying there are no poor people outside Nigeria? Must every lady build up with a poor man because he's futuristic or whatever that means? Are all rich people into rituals? Your hand failed you to advise your fellow evil men to stop killing women but you found your voice when it comes to women telling them to date poor men, poor men don't do rituals to get money? Very below par morally bankrupt entities, tell your sisters to date futuristic men who are currently poor and see if there isn't a possibility they can also be used for rituals due to desperation, nonsense.

And who said Im poor! Lol. You think every NLder are poor?
You dont want your sisters to build with a futuristic man because he is currently poor but you are warning them against men like that who are rich You NL females' are confused bunch of clowwwnnsss. If money is your basis for relationship, I dont care if dem use u do Asun

Fountainofyouth:
Encourage your sisters to settle for less na, must every woman settle for less? You nl boys keep showing your envy for rich guys it's so obvious.

Why this APC urchins no just get sense. Aboki FX were banned a long time ago, what difference did it make to the rate fluctuations?
No difference!

Validated:
Sometime in the life of last regime, the former CBN governor said that Abokifx was a contributor to Naira decline. People, especially a section of the country went frenzy with accusation of ethnic bias.

Then they blamed Emefiele for it, now Abokifx has closed its parallel (black) market report. Noone is talking, but when Emefiele said they were part of the problem, ethnic champions went to market.

Soon they will come back to their senses. Dollar is now N1300 and I hear that Black Market has been outlawed. My question has been, was Black Market lawful before?
Was Abokifx not committing an economic crime for publishing Black Market rates?

Why have the operators of such a website not been arrested by DSS? Who is going to police the black market now that the government have woken up to its responsibility?

But you encourage same women not to settle for less! Very confused Gender

siofra:
Men should be classified as wild/dangerous animals because what is this

This poor, little girl brutally slaughtered and wrapped in cellophane bags like it is normal?

Nigerian men please change! Stop doing Yahoo and other atrocities, don't let anyone intimidate you with wealth. Have dignity and integrity. And ladies these are things to look for in a man. Please, character first before money.

One thing I'll never let anyone do is oppress me with money because I have my own path to walk in this life. I don't even like to worry about it, even when I don't have (and this happens a lot). Because money is nothing. It's important but you should never be desperate for it. Be patient and work for it the right way.

I was just like this girl in my 300 level, same body size and everything. I was even dating a guy I've been dating since my year one and I trusted him too just like her.

This could happen to anyone. Please be careful out there. This world is too evil😭 MEN ARE DESPERATELY EVIL

No, come to the west for a better understanding
Rituals is beyond being poor

Slaveman343:
She dated him for acc balance yen yen yen. Does that guy up there look rich to you? Was he not trying to use her to get rich?

Are the majority of guys doing rituals not poor? Is the ritual not for them to get rich?

That apartment speaks rich. He was caught, he is not there for a photoshoot

Slaveman343:
She dated him for acc balance yen yen yen. Does that guy up there look rich to you? Was he not trying to use her to get rich?

Are the majority of guys doing rituals not poor? Is the ritual not for them to get rich?

Where were you when naira was 216 to USD? Werey lo poju ninu gbogbo yin shaaa

StOla:
I love this smart analysis from the OP.

The ambivalence from those buying this dollars is quite puzzling.

Surely not the MLS team that is below Kano pillars in FIFA Ranking

Nahunger:


Against walahi talahi FC 🥹🥹🥹

😂😂😂

Its pathetic

AllenSpencer:
That’s a man’s world!

Look at today, despite all the efforts of the dad to get him to that age, people still castigating the man and celebrating the woman that was absent!

The society never appreciates the sacrifices of men.

Thank u oo, there was this song he said he didnt see his mom for 10 years but his dad managed to send him to poly, but he didnt study, he started yahoo
I dont know why women try to get undue sympathy

AllenSpencer:
Silly excuse!

Dumped the boy for over a decade and now now dancing with his death.

The dude has already lost touch with you as a mother while he was even still alive, he was just kind hearted to still be a good son.

But everyone knew his father under same circumstances.

Thesame mother wey no see am for 10 years! lol women and unecessary sympathy!

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adenigga:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/09/23/mohbad-was-afraid-i-would-be-kidnapped-singers-mother-narrates-sons-ordeals/

Prove me wrong!
I dont think any senile yoruba man would write that crap. Family is priority for us and we dont see everything as transaction

talented321:
When i'm communicating i don't involve tribe, if you don't understand my writeup then have a good day..

True, you must be an Igbo man, because only those people see verything as transaction

talented321:
Suffering is a lesson to those who want to learn..