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peacefull:
Very cute
Do you have toilet for cat in your house? Like a box and sand. If you have, put her poop there and teach her there is toilet. Cat can learn fast where is toilet.

Please don't give her onion, chocolate, sea food like shrimp, squid etc... Some foods like poison for cat. 

I hope it can help you!!
I'm sorry for my English. I'm not English speaker. I had a cat who lived almost 19years.
Please take good care of her and love her

Seconded

mcfynest:
Hi guys.. I just got my first cat.... I don't even know what to name her yet.

Any advice on how best to take care of her, what she will eat and hpw to make her know were to poop and do her things?

Also i am thinking of spaying her latet in the future ..

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

name suggestion if you into Adult anime & its Male I suggest Stewie from family guy
and if female I suggest Missandei from Game of thrones

lionlee216:
Since I have been here, i have met two american ladies and seriously i wasnt used to all these kind of life. I wouldnt blame all our Nigerian ladies that do watch Nollywood and want all these romantic guys opening car door for them, breakfast in bed etc lol.

I met one wonderful lady and we have been going well until she asked that powerful question. She asked that do you eat pvssy? I sd No!. The next thing was "You are a nice guy but i dont think i can marry you since you cant eat pvssy, its one of my main requirements for marriage". She just locked up for me. So I told my friend that has been here before me and said You dont say you dont eat pvssy and i asked him if he does eat pvssy and he smiled and sd "My Brother, You see my girlfrnd likes me alot, it because i eat her pvssy well well" i was dumbfounded because he is the least person i will think he will do that cos i know how prayerful he is back in naija. So i lost the lady.

So i met another and i told her I dont drive and she was ready to xome pick up for a date. Then i went to my seniors to ask for orientation and i got all the necessary orientation. So she came, picked me up from church and on our way to our nice place for date, she sd she doesnt know how long it will take but she will like to get some stuffs at the store. So we gisted till we got to store. I quickly called my people to tell me how to behave at the store and asked hope i wont be the one reaponsible for the shopping, they said no. Na so i dey initiate another topic wey i don plan to talk about when we get to our place of date and you need to see me pushing trolley beside her, she boughts some items while i collected them from her and arranged inside the trolley, i dey do like person wey don chop vegetables.. i packed all the stuffs inside 8 nylons, pushed the trolley to her car, offload everything and she sd she will like to drop them off quickly at her apartment. Na so i follow her to her house. I carried all the nylons to her apartment, she was just smiling and said " You are very nice and caring", I smiled and replied " All africans are nice especially Nigerians". So we got to her apartment, i sat down and she started preparing lunch while we started a conversation. I talked and talked and exhausted all the topics i have crammed for that date. Mehn, Americans sabi talk. She told me she dated a Nigerian before and even pronounced his name properly, she pronounced abuja, warri and lagos well and damn, this lady got manners, i guess that nigerian taught her some of our culture. She also told me about one nigerian that lives in lagos that she met on facebook and she has been helping to come over here. immediately i heard that, i knew she has been scammed lol... Well long story short, we had our date in her apartment and it really worth it. We went to a friend's of mine, carrying her bags and all kind of stuffs and she was just smiling. At the end of it all, i chopped a deep kiss for being caring. She is even planning vacation with me, seems like i don hit jackpot lol.

I enjoyed carrying her bags, holding her hands and the shopping stuffs though and i anytime i go back home, na to dey do all of that to my future wife oo. I think it makes love stronger. I only watched them on nigerian movies in Nigeria but in America, I practicalised it.

Life is good in America, if you wan cross road, car go dey wait for u make u cross, You dont need to run, try that for naija, na OYO u dey but this people are full of fake smiles though. Whoever tells u not to come here na enemy of progress.

Franknetter, thanks for this thread once again. No uncle fit bobo me say seat dey for airplanes' wings.

#drop mic

I was so bored of life today and work no pay off plus the current Heat in Naija i guess ginger the boredom.
I remembered this thread and gradually was Reading From page one I stumble unto this your Post

Chairman I hail oooooo!

daaaamn She Tick!!!

impressive

ibrahimovic303:
I can’t count sef...but the most recent was some old people refusing to be in same elevator with me...they spoke in Finnish not knowing I understand the language

You go Fear na.
You for just tell them Thank you for whatever they say.
so that e go shock them to the Core.

Nonsense & ingredients

autojosh May God bless your Hustle!

HajimeSaito:
Sorry for the disappointment, bruv. You see, I can only rise to the challenge when I encounter a worthy adversary and not one with a sub atomic brain. But I'm sure with a name like "error" you're already used to living with disappointment.
In other words, your parents did not commit an error when they named you error, although it would have been nice if they had specified the nature of the error.

Was it a burst condom? Or maybe a botched abortion? Whatever the case is, it produced you and your life as a grown man who goes online to ask for medical advice on itchy ballz sums up the kind of IQ you possess.

The above is why I called you a Sadist, As usual you don't have anything to offer.
All am trying to let you understand is just stick to whatever you feel is Right and let others be, Or is that too hard for you ?
you kept mentioning my Moniker been Error
Don't you have any worthy mention than My moniker been Error or I created a Thread on Itchy ballz ??

HajimeSaito:
Well if the cap fits then wear it. I would say that anyone who refuses to acknowledge an inconvenient truth is an idiot of the highest magnitude.
No wonder you call yourself error. I thought it had something to do with a birth defect, but now I see it has more to do with how you were raised.

listen here is what you need to know if you don't have anything to contribute to the Thread I just won't Allow you bring your Religious bullsh1t here.


At the Bolded is that All you can come up with ??
I thought you were better than this.
but well I now understand you're nothing but a Sadist!

this should be my last reply to you, unless you spew another Religious Bigotry you don't deserve my attention.

so do have a lovely Evening.

HajimeSaito:
Point your stupidity in the right direction. Point it at the man who created this special brand of lunacy:

LoL how funny I only said you should Crawl back to your Cave but in your reply you had to call me stupid just for correcting you not to divert the Thread to your Religious bigotry
now tell Between you and I who is more stupid ?

HajimeSaito:
I can never settle in any country with a large muslim migrant population. They bring crime, extremism and rape gangs along with them.

And when the white extremists in these countries decide to give the muslims a taste of their own medicine, they sometimes end up targeting even blacks who are not muslims.

So 80% of the countries on this list are no go areas.

Please go back to whatever Cave you Crawl from!

Julius2214:
Only domain name is about 4k. Hmmmm

Tell am O

killed you ?
he almost Killed No Salah Also!

who else

hardbody:
One idiot asked what I was going to do on Kenya and i retorted, what is exciting in Kenya to attract me? He asked how much I had in me, I brought out my course invitation letter that states that my trip was all expenses paid. The conversation ended.

The next time I got a similar silly question was in Heathrow. A co.ck.y english girl asked what I came to do, and I told her I was there to review documents and agree terms with my colleagues in her country. That rubbed off badly. She then asked red faced, how long do you intend to stay, I said if I can get this agreement signed today, I will leave with the next flight out of London. She went on, why the urgency, I said I had a job to go back to. She did not look up, just stamped and handed over my passport.

Now This is Savage!

OLUWABIG:
No no sanchez is always better than Iwobi

Better how ? someone going into 30's and iwobi in his mid 20's, no sane coach would pick current Sanchez ahead of iwobi!

omooba969:
Alexis should return to Arsenal.

we no longer need him, Iwobi has taken over his position!

peacefull:
Wow!! I have learned a lot today. Thank you so much! Everybody have different language?

Actually the languages in Nigeria are up to 500+ and yes if I am not mistaken all the tribes speak different languages. unlike Japan where everyone speak only Japanese.

ibrahimovic303:
I can’t wait for summer!

Mr man its like you no know the kind heat wey currently de for Naija!
see Heat wey if you relax your back for wall na like Oven, come mixed with No light, for Abuja(kubwa) I de stay inside 24hrs we no de see light wey de reach 10hr.
Night go reach make person rest from hectic day Hustle! but Guess what ? Mosquitoes sef de on their own matter for vengeance on Blood. if you de think about Flit to take kill them hehehe the mosquito for naija de immune so the next thing Na malaria.
They no born you well make you take blanket cover body because na inside matrass soaked in sweat you go Wake.

in conclusion the Cold you de feel currently sef na Blessing wey plenty of us de wish to feel.
AfterAll your Eyes no de feel the kind toxic Smoke wey de float around Caused by Generators everywhere wey go come turn person eye Red like Tatashi mixed with wan kind Air wey no de breathable.

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Semisolasola:
Read through the convo then come back and make a case,I don’t get you ,somebody is giving a woman who chooses to birth her kids in the country of her choice advise..I didn’t ask for Any advise,he came at me and insinuated that I was making a bad decision by having my kids in non English speaking countries .so I should let someone insult my decision as regards my family..wonders shall never end

LoL my bad.

Semisolasola:
SO mind your business ..I Dey born for country wey I feel like you wanna die...I lived in Argentina for how many years and it didn’t have issues with language ..oga it’s not my fault that you are impatient and can’t make anchor babies..if I like I born in all the coutries in the world..you are still gonna get a high bp

Hello, please are you sure you're Nigerian ?
The way you just kept spitting out those your words is just on another level like seriously most you sound Harsh just because someone gave you Advice you don't like ??

Angela777:
Lol, lady, I traveled all over the world and lived in many countries, I speak 9 languages and some of them at the professional and native level, I did business in many countries with many governments too, now retired. But it's ok, disregard my advice and do what housewives do, making anchor babies. Enjoy, apparently you know all better.

This Reply got me cracking

ibrahimovic303:
There are two approaches: online and offline now online, you gaz dey real and persistent and let her know you’re a crazy neega, send her nudes if possible , follow her up bumper to bumper, sha if your sending nudes make sure say your kalashin dope, so sha persistence and patience na the key words online...Now offline which is face to face, I’m the Zlatan here , use Finnish or Swedish as applicable and target her when she is slightly tipsy, not DRUNK oh!!! Cos that one na wahala oh...If the vibes dey go well then kiss her in public and tell her say you dey feel am, say make una go her house or your own, usually in the bars are the easiest routes for these, many neegas like us have scored 30 goals from 31 games in bars across Scandinavia even

You gaz give the chanda correct head and make sure you knack the toto with the aim to give several orgasms...Shift the womb...You gaz take my Festac tip of Jack Daniels

The bolded ;
Na now I believe say Your Name nobe for Joke!
na this kind of update I de expect from you tay tay

Angela777:
Peacefull, I see what topic in Travel section you are talking about. It's good to read the real Nigerians talking between each other, you see how is the real life and what is it important to us, marriage, love, mutual support can be easy used by Nigerian immigrants and it's an easy thing for them, to convince a Japanese or a foreign woman, to make her fall in love, to marry and get the legal residence. Maybe in the process they fall in love and stay married to a Japanese lady or maybe not, you never know but all I learnt it's Nigerian men (not all but many) sooner or later go back to Nigeria and marry a Nigerian lady because coming from abroad they look rich in their country, can get a young naive lady and they believe, Nigerian ladies are submissive and don't claim the cheating and many other women in the life of the husband, not all but many.

This is so True.

ibrahimovic303:
My people how una dey? I want comments on what I and other Finland based Nigerians should be discussing and amending to move this thread forward ....I know of pictures, and I always try to do so, next month I will be covering 5 Schengen states on a massive football related movement, so this thread go hear am sha with photos etc


So guys pour your hearts to me like say I be babe wey you wan knack for the first time

We de here steady like POLE!

TheManOfTheYear:
My gee thanks bro.
The thing is I just met the babe last month, marriage is very far from my agenda now,we're just on the casual side.

She's Yoruba and definitely not religious minded.
But I just felt what if this relationship goes all the way? Well no issues, I guess we can always go our separate ways if we can't go further.

Such is life.

Then What you need to do is Ask her this

Will her parents accept the relationship.
make you no go de swim for River wey No get Ending!

TheManOfTheYear:
Met this girl last month and we've gotten along pretty well.
However, she's Muslim and I'm Christian.
But I love her irrespective. We've been going good and we understand each other. What do you guys think?

Can you be or have you been in an inter-religious relationship?

The solution to you issue is Viz.

(a) Is she Hausa/Fulani ?
(b) is she from other Tribe i.e Yoruba,nupe,ebira etc
(b) Are her parents also of a mixed religion ?

then here is where it get intense

if your reply to (a) is YES then sorry bro forget Her esp if she's in her early 20's.
Reason is her Parent won't even listen to you, just forget even trying to convince them.

if your Reply to (b) is YES then their is probability it might work out let's say 70/30.
this is No assurance tho because at times this case can also be Hard like option (a)

if your Reply to (c) is Also YES then congrats bro she might be yours that's if you play your Cards Right!
but if the Reply Was to say NO well let me not just conclude because you would still have to reshuffle between option (a & b).

Do have a nice day.