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Allylic:
lightening cream..why not buy nature essence,the original one I tink they sell it for 4500..it won't lighten your skin but I bet u will enjoy and love your skin..

lionlee216:
All is well. Infact e no easy. I must tell u

lionlee216:
Patiently waiting for update the story

Bro what happened to Blowjobs thread? You seems not to update on any matter as you normally contribute Hope all is well?

generalstingz:
Your data is waiting to see some quid from you to fly oh.

kinkybunny:
bullfrog

generalstingz:
Hmmmmm .

Romeo3:
Runs girls are heartlessly heartless...

Only a heartless girl who knows the kind of business she is into, that will still keep a boyfriend.

I dont get their logic, at all.

So you see a fine girl and approach her. she doesnt look runs girlish. You toast her and she agrees. You go out on dates and snap instagram photos. She allows you fall in love with her. But she knows the truth about herself.... how do these girls do it? how do they willingly enter a relationship with someone they will always lie to, and deceive? Wht cant they just face one side?

That was how i was taking girls to parkview estate from ikeja one evening... From their discussions, they were going to go and service a client who wanted a 3sum.... Now, one of them begged me to lower the music volume, so i kukuma off am for her. Next thing, she calls her boyfriend:

Baby...(yawns) i am soooo tired. you know i have been with wendy since morning and we have been having some drinks (yawns). i think i am a little tipsy and i cant go home tonight.

in my mind i was like, wtf!!! i held the steering wheel tighter mehn. trust girls at your own peril.

she continues.... and you know i told you their light isnt stable so i will switch off my phone now so i will have battery to call you tomorrow morning (yawns) i love you baby... hope you had something to eat...






why why why why why?!

now this is Epic!!!! like Wtf mhen.
@op more energy to you and more smooth rides tof your destination.

Keep the legit work Going

kzubyar:
. See the little analysis I did

Do u know that marriage is the cheapest way of having sex? According to my research. ‪U pay N50000 bride price once off and you stay with the woman for 20 years which is N2500 per year. Meaning per month, you are paying N208.3 and N52. per week while daily, all you pay is N7.4. So why would men pay Prostitutes for N5000 or more only for one round of sex, When you can get N7.4 per day for as many rounds as you want. This is a big discount

BlowJobs:
it is even way easier than Nigeria. However, you know that persistent chase we do in Nigeria, always wanting the girls number by force, always wanting to "chat her up". Don't do it over here, you will be labeled a stalker.

one thing you need to understand is that young adults (ages 18-30 in this case) don't do calls, we text all day (my wife and I always texting each other. she only calls if i'm not replying or text me to tell me she'll call me). So, don't bring the naija mentality here and start calling everyone you have their number, we find it annoying.

Most people nowadays meet each other online (social media is awesome, people don't even know how to date anymore just meet online, hookup and move on. i did it in my "prime" days here ). Be open minded to meeting dates online and not expecting it to be perfect.

and lastly, we don't really "toast". we just talk about things that unify us like a movie, a game, work, social life etc. Don't be boring, always find an exciting thing to talk about like a book or an idea (talking about politics on a first date is a bad idea most of the time). I would also advise you find out what she likes (movie, food, the acrade, bowling) so take her to the movies or something and/or a restaurant after (don't woorry much about the cost people here split the bills but we naija men most times dey foot the bill why we get the "cookie" 99% of the time )

The general rule is just don't be "boring", dress nice and SMELL GOOD (very important) and use mouth wash/mint candy/ fresh breadth, you might get a kiss that night you don't wanna risk it for a mouth odor.

Additionally, don't bring up sex except you both are already talking about it. Be a gentleman. Let it be her choice. Some ladies just wanna have sex. If you're not that type, you decline the offer. If you want sex too, you accept. it is a win-win situation. The probability that you won't text each other anymore is 80% anyways.

Update: Every lady loves a guy that can make them laugh. Know how to make someone laugh without sounding ridiculously stupid. Also, learn how to give compliments, "nice shoe, lovely smile, you drew that? Omg it is awesome, you have an amazing voice, your eyes are gorgeous, your phone case is beautiful, where did you buy it".. Those things help with conversations. Before you know it, you both have spent 2hours talking and next thing she's asking you when you'd like to come over or if you live alone


Those are just my experiences. I am retired now.

the bolded tho.



Tuale!!!! baba o I hail

lanre316:
Airtel all the way. I am among the lucky subscribers who get double bonus. I subscribe for 10gb with just 2,500 naira. No other network can beat that.


Edit: for those asking for code, dial *144#. If your sim is among the lucky selected, you would see something like this...

BlowJobs:
Bro. I have a question.
What sorta birth certificate did you submit?. It seems my NPC birth certificate isn't acceptable.

I got my biometrics letter today. But from what i have been reading and what my oga Lionell told me our naija birth certificatw na error404

Kindly inform me what cert you submitted. Thank you

BlowJobs:
All the best brother. 2018 na your year. �

Wilfem:
How do I successfully configure this with Ucom pad for the GTA V game on Windows 10 pc?
If I connect the pad to the laptop, the GTA V game will not open and it'll give errors. But when I removes it and open the game it'll open, but the ucom pad won't work. Please help me out. Thanks

Bro go get a wired Xbox360 controller. (Got mine at 5k as at 2015) then connect the pad before lunching GTA V

NB: All those 3rd party pads are Bullsh1t.
as far as Pc gaming is concerned Wired xbox360 controllers are the real deal, any other issa waste of time

for more info on games that do support Xbox360 controllers
www.cs.odu.edu/~salam/wsdl/inforet/wikihtml/List_of_XInput_games_359d.html

Goodluck.

TheManOfTheYear:
That's for you!
A lot of Nigerians love rap including me. And yes we miss our Nigerian indigenous rap. So unfortunate our so-called rappers have metamorphosed into singers

BlowJobs:
Yes, snow are heavy when filled in bags. its just like bag of garri.

from my personal experience without consulting google. Snow is frozen rain but so light it falls from the sky like feather. You know that Ice that easily dissolves when you touch the inner part of your freezer, that is exactly what we have falling from the sky.
The problem is that the temperature is so cold that when they fall, they don't easily melt. They accumulate.

Just like we have heavy rainfall in Nigeria (between June to End of september/october), you know the rain that starts slowly (not heavy) and won't stop for days, that is the bad part about the snow. They accumulate everywhere and cars cannot easily pass and it also reduces visibility.

The other bad thing about it is that Days after a snow fall, temperature increases and the snow melts. Then, temperature drops and the melting snow fuses together and become ice. Now, ice is more dangerous that snow cos you'll definitely fall walking on ice and cars will skid off the road driving on ice. Also, it is harder to get rid of the snow when they turn to ice.

you know what happens when you touch a hot object like "hotplate", same thing happen when you touch a really cold object (especially metal like Ratchet used for changing tyres left outside in the cold), it gets so cold, it will burn your skin.

The only good thing i have seen about winter is the first snow, everyone is happy and then the pictures you take are so beautiful no matter how ugly you look . Everybody hates WINTER. i've never seen someone that liked it.

ps: it gets so cold that your fingers are toes start burning to a stage while you can no longer feel them and then advance to where you can't bend your fingers. you'd can literally freeze to death within an hour.

UKmigrant:
New year treat...

before and after

LoL, this kind Food sef how african man wan take belle full