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Yungwizzzy: I don't know if to say I'm confused but I really think I know what I'm doing

I'm one of those lucky kids who got admission so early and graduated in their early 20s, I was youngest during my NYSC

I got my appointment letter few months before I got discharged from NYSC!! i'v been working and into a serious relationship for two years now

tho I'm currently doing my masters, I just want to settle down. I've not proposed yet but I know is deff a yes!! I love my girl so much and I know she loves me too

I just want to get opinions if they is any other reason not to get married at this age?

you're 24? Lol. Then my grandmother must be a virgin

MissWhy: Why do you go from thread to thread displaying your stupidity? Are you bored?

lol. Someone is in need of a Love Machine obviously

Agilityf: Before u marry a lady, invite her for dinner,
eat
together & watch out for the following;
*If she starts eating the meat before u it
implies that,
she would have planned for ur salary/
income b4 u collect it.
*If she wants to share the meat equally,
she
won't be
obedient to u, she will always question ur
authority.
*If she asks for juice and water, I am sorry
for you,
she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on
voicemail.
*If she has a bigger spoon than u, it
means u
can't
win any argument with her at all and she
may end up beating you one
day!
*If her mouth makes noise while eating, it
means she
can't keep secrets.
*If she asks for extra fufu, nna, you will
need blood
tonic to survive the marriage!

and if you belive anything here,you are more reta.rded that the OP

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onila: sadly I have

I just came back from visiting my friend in another city

before going back home, I decided to go to mcdonalds

some old white guy just shouted from his sit-- you are so beautiful, beautiful


he left his table and came to sit down with me on my table

he told me, his 48years of age and the mother of his children r from cameroon although they are not together anymore
he said he really loves black girls especially the ones from Africa

he begged me to follow him to the coffee cafe, later he requested I shld follow him to the casino
I knew I will never date him, I was just bored that day

he was quite interesting, very educated, wealthy and humble
he also had some connection in Africa which was nice

I had no problem following him out but the looks I got from pple was quite discouraging
lots of bad stares
some pple thot I was a prostitute or something

I swore never to talk to any old guy that approaches me anymore
I used to live in a retirement area so I usually got approached by old white men . .. anyways bla bla lol

yeah right. I bet if he approached you in a limo you would have spent the night at his place

BRAV0O: I meet her online last week she ask for r-cards today ,I dunno no if #200 naira is too small or okay or I shouldn't send at all so she won't started taking me for maga

no. It's too small. Send 2500 so she can subscribe

once a mumu,always a mumu

Princelyod: Ok i kinda miss this guy's writeups and replies...inspite of how silly he might sounds,he had a way of cussioning a tiring heart into laughter after a tiring day and a moody face eventually sparks up with slow stars of smile.

andyblaze has finally decided to deactivate the accout ran by his re.tarded female alter ego

swallu: of recent i have noticed that a large number of girls now have pot bellies.the amazing thing is that lots of these ladies i see with potbellies are young girls(from the age of 19-25) and the single and they are not pregnant.so i very curious.what really is making our young nigerian girls have potruding stomachs.

they are storing sperms. The blowjo.bs distribution rate is the cause

melly94: Let's play a game of honesty, Hmmm I'm curious... Say you were courting a girl or a guy that you really were into. What would she/he reveal from the past that could/would hinder the relationship from reaching the alter?

A) I'm not a virgin
B) one

dry as fvck

bilexg: I'm at present a 300 level student of a university in s/west Nigeria. My last relationship ended after secondary schl and ever since then i hv intentionally and unintentionally been in different ladies "friendzone" and still in LOTS!!!

But my ish z ds, What's bad about it? Ds ish hz been trending here on NL for a while now & i feel i shd express my candid opinion

Being a true friend with a girl z not bad, except if you r a self-servicer that only thinks with his D. Over my friendship years with gurlz i hv understood dem more, made dem happy, & achieved landmarks togeda.

i also know that I'm better aimed for a relationship wen it eventually comes.

To many others like me, pls keep up d gd work of BEING SINCERE FRIENDS TO GIRLZ, cos someday they wd b some *niccurs* moda!

nice try. This topic has been dealt with. It is now stale. Try again

To cut long story short. Ladies,it is good to fvck your man. Thank you

Next

Next

Brace yourselves. The 'you will go to hell' comments are coming

I'm just commenting in case this gets to fp

Johnnny: Perpetual Messi Haters

You are no more routing for C. Ronaldo, abi?

I always knew someone will come up with a thread like this. Even if Argentina had won the world cup, a thread would have created asking if they deseved it.

How many of those other players you are mentioning can carry a mediocre team like that always with four, five players on him to the final.

argentina a mediocre team? I quit. People like you will see the truth and still would'nt admit it. Only spain and germany,maybe brazil had a better team on paper than argentina. So what are you saying?

Lol. Messi would never be in the same category as maradona,pele

tlanry: She takes her clothes off and walks towards him...

BF: Put your clothes back on dear

GF: why dear

BF: nothing, just put it back on. (stands up to help her put her dress on)

GF: (grabs him and whispers in his ear) u dont love me, right?

BF: I love you and thats why i'm gonna wait for the right time...

GF: so, this is not the right time?

BF: No

GF: (scoffs) when then? ur just doing this cos you don't love me

BF: when you have your clothes on,I see right inside of you and the beauty i found there in, is the reason i am so in love with you...
G.F eyes lights up as she zips up her dress.
B.F hugs G.F and whispers: the right time will be our wedding night

GF: ( screams in delight ) I Love you honey.. so so much!

DO SUCH GUY STILL EXIST?

'' The moment you realize that somethings can only happen in nollywood,you take a giant leap in your quest for wisdom

- Gen. Sanni abacha

Naetochukwu: Not my fault that you are short...

it's broke people that are insecure about their body. If you are rich,you ain't gotta worry 'bout shyt! . Continue growing taller while i'll continue making money.
Bless

JigsawKillah: just becos he said it in his bars doesnt make it true.....yea some did not all
look at their styles, they differ


SAW

why i'm i even arguing with someone who started text rap in the year 2013. Bye bye

JigsawKillah: coogar stays number one unless ibime puts him down which i dont see happening
besides apart from siddogg and ibime and coogar/ who amongst them is/are still consistent? None!


SAW

what is this one saying? Your so called 'vets' perfected their skills from studying ibime's rhymes.

RapDevil: Nairaland's rap section is a dungeon of lyrical warfare and creativity. As an avid observer in the last 8 months I felt it is essential to pick out the best 5 lyrical monsters on the forum. My criteria centred on achievement, consistency, impact, quality of the opponent, battle frequency and skills.

The task was not easy but here goes the top 5 lyrical wizards of Nairaland in my own opinion.

5) ThePrekky

Ever since his emergence in 2012, ThePrekky has become a very consistent rapper. During that time, he has stayed relevant and he took some heavyweights on his way to the top. Granted, ThePrekky lost against Ibime. But at his best, ThePrekky is an entertaining, lively and captivating textcee whose freestyling abilities are full of heavy bars, humour, punches and conviction.

4) DBR

DBR is the type of textcee who could easily be number one if he was more active. He has faced tough opponents and he has dropped classics after classics. More than anything, his style of rapping is very unique and highly technical. There have been whispers he has hung pen and pad. The battle rap community hopes he bounces back from his retirement.

3) Siddoggg

You would be making a big mistake for thinking Siddoggg is a newcomer in this battling terrain. He entered the fray as far back as 2012. His last performance against Mikuz in the Brutal Combat Series got him a huge respect from every quarter - like the emergence of a new star, a textcee who could rap circles around his competitors. Yes, his verses seldom lack structure but he has improved a great deal since the early days. Over the past year, it’s very plausible that no textcee stock has surged as much as Siddoggg. He's unfuckwithable!

2) Ibime

Ibime is the most influential battle rapper on Nairaland. His DNA is all over the present day battle culture in this forum. I have studied his lyrics over the past few weeks and he always brings deadly material to the table. In some respect, a string of unfortunate events kept Ibime from the top spot. He suffered very few losses in the last 12 months. Either way, one can expect him to bounce back and claim his spot before 2014 wounds up.

1) Coogar

The trajectory of Coogar's career has a very bizarre perspective. He came from nowhere, started the year taking shots at DBR/Ibime and just recently, he defeated Mikuz in one of the biggest matchups of 2014. Love him or hate him, That is a murderer’s row of battle talent. Coogar is different as he doesn’t dilute his stature with weak matchups. For that, he deserves credit.

He has proven he’s one of Nairaland's most versatile battlers, capable of switching between hilarious content and vicious bars with ease, all while taking a very direct aim at his opponents. ever disappointed. Coogar's pen game is the best on NL in the last 7 months, imbued with solid pop culture references and street-savvy lyricism, and delivered with his trademark comedic expressions.

dafuq? Better put ibime as number one and quit this obvious @ss licking of ibime. And where is streetwize?

lynpetra: While your own might read,"My wife left me because I can no longer satisfy her"

*starts slow clap* hilarious. You could make a living doing stand up comendy ~ijs

I'm commenting just in case this makes fp

LaurelP: If you were in a situation to save the life of either your lover or your mum, who would you go for

Note: you can only save one of theM

none

faithugo64: Most ladies believe it is a man's responsibility to apologise when there is a misunderstanding. Some guys also believe that it is a woman's responsibility to humble herself and apologise when things go wrong.i know of a couple that can stay away from each other for a week or more when they are at loggerheads,each waiting for the other to apologise first. Fellow nairalanders what is your take on this?

you should apologize simutaenously. How?
69 BAAAABY!

Naetochukwu: Ok I grew up with the mentality that short people are aggressive people, and ready to pick a quarrel anytime.
But signing up on NL before it crashed made me realize that almost all NL's are short people especially with the way they reply Threads , talk about ladies and attack anybody Whose views differ from theirs...
Everybody seems to be aggressive here so please I just wanna know if we have tall people here who are slow to anger.
Thank you
Btw am 5'11 and an easy going person

you forgot your most important quality. You are re.tarded