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MissMalia: 4 d 1st tym erthaenigma go support ladies

believe me. I love the opposite sex. Only problem is most of you like to take advantage of us due to our 'weakness' . And that puts us on the offensive

Them dey do you from village

jayedu108: Hello ladies my gf complains I nag a lot anytim I try to correct her am jst tired as a lady pls advise hw do I make her love me more and also stop her from complaining abt ma nagging attitude.I nag cos I care about her but she don't seem to understand.

shoot her in the head. That should solve the problem

psychologist: “Do you know Okafor?…lol I find his law very funny but probably applicable Okafor’s Law States that once a lover,always a lover” This law emphasizes that irrespective of time,place and distance,once you have made love with someone before,there is a 90percent probability that it will happen again if you meet them again. This law however does not say if it is applicable to only men or both.


Has Okafor's law ever played out in your life?gist us abeg *wink*

eh? Is that so? How about akpors theorem

That guy is very stupid. Other girls no dey this world ni wey him go die. Mtcheew

Yungwizzzy28: You the best thing that can ever happen to a real man!

You so sweet that any time I have you I just scream mmmm

Bless jesus......!!

In every thing I search in a woman it's you I see

I go carry gun for youuu

Thif to have you

Kill again to have you again

My papa wants you
My mama wants you
My family all want you

I love you so much Sexita Adams

You the best woman for me, my princess!!

Mmmmmmmmmuaahhhh

na true say lahm don retire from football?

That's the problem. Don't do it everyday unless the flame would eventually die out

Smfh

The girl is dumb,the guy should be in the zoo

Lilswaghanxum: How charmin i'm i? No insults please.

this is what happens when the devil sire's a child with miss yuzedo

Yawns

ib55: I have been datin a lady for more than a year and we were talkin about marriage. we had a fight about a month ago, which was partly my fault. she said I was knowing her too much and I said its up to her how much she wants me to knw. she got angry that I should not have said its up to her. After some days she said we should brake up. I asked her to forgive me which she did but she said she needed so much space. please what is the meaning of so much space? its a month tomorrow and she still does not talk to me.

it means she would be f**king another guy but she would consider you if that guy screws up

golor: a pleasant morning to u all,now let me throw d question to u all,if u ask a girl for a relationship nd she said I'm not saying yes or no for now,let just see as it goes what does dat mean?nd how do I get her to b more attracted to me?

new friendzone level unlocked
'' true or false-zone '' .

realGURU: Hello my fellow nairalanders am 23, i have 3 girl friends at 22, 23 and 20 years of ages.
My plan is to get married at 27 or 28 after i might have graduated and secured a job.
But my problem is that all these three girls are disturbing me about marriage. I know for girls 22 or 23 is the optimum age for marriage but i am not ready to do that now. What i mean i want to be abit older and financially settle before proposing any marriage issue which i am sure these girls will not accept that[ wait for me till 28]
Now should i quit these girls and look for younger once @ 15, 16 17 or what should i do.

i have one unborn baby girl looking for a husband

Cecediva: Can true love exist in poverty?

I have asked people around but nobody seems to give me a direct answer.

Your opinion please

no because in a typical naija girl thesarus
true love=money

SAprincess: They seem to have a lot of doubt about South African women its really frustrating.

una no fine reach our women

timbes: i would be bashed for this but as long as u advice me, idc.. i have been dating this lady for a while over 4 years to be precise and its has been with its ups and downs but middle of last year i did something very stupid, i cheated on her and she got to know. she almost broke up with me but after constant pleading and apologies, she finally allowed me back into her life.. fast forward to today and she is still mad and angry for what i did to her (cant blame her for it) and still holds grudges that i might do such again in the future if we eventually get married. she keeps referring to it every now and then and its really affecting our relationship. she is also about to travel out for her masters and she feels i would do it again because i might be come lonely cos of the long distance and cheat on her again. am at crossroads here? how do i convince her that i am genuine about my love for her and would never do such again? i ave tried all i can to make her see reasons with me, even done away with all most all my female friends buts its still hard for her to accept i wont do such again.. i really love her so much and i would go to any length for her but the constant reminders about my infidelity is really making me sad. one thing is clear, i dont want to lose her

move on. Believe me,as she dey enta yankee,you are getting relegated from the first team

fados4sure: Please, house I have this beautiful blonde that I have been going out with for quiet sometime now. Today, she said she need love and care. Please, what does that means

she means don't spare the 'rod' . She needs it

Vikky014: Dey fink wtout dem we can't survive,dey fink it is a must 4 us to marry dem,dey always ask dis silly questn(do u fink any man will marry u wt dis type of character?)Add urs#Winks#

who dey hold you? If you like no marry. Na your wahala be that

Swaqwiz: Hi Nlander, i met a girl late last year and we start talking and we became friends any way i asked out in february and she finally accept last month, buh when she visit me cos she is in lagos and i ask her for sex she always tell me no sex that she his a virgin abeg how do i believe her sef mba na only kiss she can give no tourchin of boobs ass etc, and u won marry me!

use x-ray scanner.

Mumu. Why do you have a p.e.nis then? Mtcheew

SpaceGoat: insalt ? pleas this thread is female only!!!

don't worry. Your grammar has chased me away

Akinife: U dated a lady for over 5yrs.
U met ha when u are in 300l and u PPI dated till u
graduated. And u met ha a virgin and u people agreed to keep it till after ur wedding night.
But after 3yrs of being jobless,she later secured a job for you in one big company where u are earning a heavy salary per month.
Things are now going well with you. You finally proposed marriage to her and she accepted.
After the proposal,tears begin to roll down her cheeks and you shockingly asked her what the problem is and
she confessed to you saying:
"I GAVE MY VIRGINITY TO UR BOSS BEFORE HE
ACCEPTED TO EMPLOY YOU IN THE COMPANY CUZ
THAT'S THE ONLY CONDITION HE GAVE ME IF YOU MUST BE EMPLOYED OR YOU WILL
CONTINUE TO REMAIN JOBLESS".
Assuming you are the guy,would you still go ahead with the wedding
REMEMBER:
SHE was the one that changed ur life.

i've watched the film. It is titled 'could this be love? ' . Mtcheew

vybzkartel: i met this girl for the first time yesterday and i noticed she liked me.
I tried engaging her in a chat and i felt once again she was quite accomodating me, though there were others around.
Today i was at her work place (a very wide place) and lo and behold, she came to buy something at where i was standing (i think it was deliberate to catch my attention), i simply called her "small girl" and she simply replied "i am not a small girl". I told her i was at her office earlier looking for her and she asked ''what time?" and later replied 'ok". Later on in the day, i spotted her again, asked for her number and she did not hesitate in giving it to me. I have not called since, but do you think this girl loves me or likes me or none of them?. I am asking this because i have other plans. need your comments

love ke? She's ready to die for you

mumu

SpaceGoat: You finally found out a new male guy and youre afraid maybe he is in experience? this question is always ask by female girls everytime.
this thing call virgin is really bad but virgin male guys can be very trickish to spot. i will reveal their secret

1. You will see hole on his bedroom wall and on his bed
this is the ultimate numba one cue !! whenever you pay the next visit to youre boyfriend look at walls and bed in his bedroim if they have hole then he is virgin !! that is where he stick is thing inside evertime he is alone. run for you life!!

2 He will be suprise when you wear bra and pant
next time youre with you guy test him like this "wear bikimi and come to him" normal guy will say " why did you wear bra and paint ?? " virgin will say "aah you wear bra and pant" virgins dont recognise clues of sex hint

3.Fear of cockroach and lizard
is their one reason why virgin male guys has not get girl to have sex? Fear !! these will manifest in all their daily life. if lizard enter youre room and he ran that he cant kill it o this is a big virgin indication!!

4.you see many empty vasline
male guy virgin will always have vasline!! its their numba one asset, if you see vasline in his place ask him what it is fo?" he will normally say i use it to cream cos its good on skins !!! lie lie lie

5.His boxer will brown
scientis as found out virgin male guy dont take care of their prevate part because they know nobody is going to view it, these being why there boxer is always brown from dirty especially there boxer. ladies beware

these are the cues to note to no a virgin male guy. tank

Op,thanks for telling us more about your pathetic life

sosiqdude: In here say who you wish you wonna date with....who you wish you can kiss with but you can't...say who you wonna toast...and you gonna get some reply

guy,abeg how much man u wan buy vidal?

*yawns*

Wale112: Nigerian girls usually dont take their bath often - maybe like once in 2weeks that is if RAIN even decides to fall
you see them run into the rain and bathe under it.

The last nigerian girl that walked past me was smelling ADAM's air fresher used for pit toilets and bathrooms
The type sold for N50/N50 around Afisco international 7 Pound road Aba, 24 Ebinpejo lane Idunmota or 72 Iweka road Onitsha

bro,it's simple. You are retarded

SpicyEve: ANYBODY CAN BE A VICTIM OF RAPE: adult, children, elderly, and even MEN!. Most of the time, the rapists are people we trusted and never imagined could do such a thing!
I want this thread to be as objective as possible. Let's share how we managed to escape from rape so that other people can learn one or two things and avoid being sexually abused. Thank you!

NB: I'm sorry for putting this in the Romance section because there's nothing romantic about rape. I put it here cos NL has no crime section. The mods could help me.

almost got raped in high school. So i put 'werepe' on the senior's p.e.nis. Turns out to be the day he'll never forget

Wale112: i have noticed this a number of times.its mostly the very ugly nigerian girls who put on airs
u try to be polite to them and them dey think say na toast u dey try to toast them.they are so arrogant and full of themselves.the other day i saw this naija girl with k-leg and duck eyes and i as i was trying to say hello to her she just snapped at me and opened her duck eyes at me saying, "shuo! wetin u wan dey disturb me for".i was taken aback.imagine this ugly lookin duck eyed naija chick snapping at me because i was just saying goodmorning to her.abeg some of u wowo naija girls too dey arrogant

another pained,broke worwor guy

Mtcheew. My definition of 'breath taking' is being nude. Oh well

Abeg when premier league dey start

farano: Wow! mathematician are you for real?

better leave person hubby alone