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yorex2011: Any better show dey on now?. Dstv? Anyone?

asides from real husbands of hollywood,nothing else dey dstv

Alleluia:

log in with your male account and stop being re.tarded

farano: What is 2go?

this is a serious contender for world best comment

Kinkybraids: I dont feel like I asked for the impossible so I stringly believe he does exist. I wouldnt want those qualities if I didnt think I deserved them

i'll be expecting your thread in 10yrs time. With the topic. 'any man interested with a 38yr old woman in a serious relationship'

jones9ice: I think there is wikihow.com u go there and type eya so u will see the rest there,see ur mouth eya u dey think like Abubakar Shekau

your teeth wey be like taribo west hair

anneabidemi: Pls house I really need ur advice. I need to know if I am doing the right thing. I met ds guy in 2012, it was a casual thing at first until we both got serious, at least I was keen on d relationship, but he was a cheat and would never stop cheating. There was a time I saw panties under his bed, another time I saw a used condom. There was also a time I didn't tell him I would be visiting and I went, he was home and I think he had someone wt me but he switched off his phones and didn't let me in, I had to look for a place to stay. Though he did all dt, I still stuck to him, cos I really loved him and we had great plans together. He had me introduced to everyone, his family and friends, even colleagues, yet he didn't stop cheating. The last he did was to take back his ex of many years, saved her number with 'heartbear' and changed mine from 'sweetie' to just my name. I thought that was it and decided to move on. He also had a habit I really despised, anytime he offended me he would never say sorry, infact he would be the first to delete me and stop picking my calls, I would have to start calling pple to help me beg him, though he was the one who always wronged me. I didn't really tell him it was over cos I couldn't bear it, I just drifted apart from him and he too didn't call. Just after I left him I got closer to a long-time friend and we started dating. He made me know he was serious from the very first day. He made moves to know my people, at least on phone since we all don't stay in the same town. And he introduced me to his parents two weeks after we started dating. He has been all what I wished my ex would be, and we have gotten so close and inseparable. Now after two months of leaving my ex and he sees ds time I might not come back to beg like I used to do, he started calling and apologising. He gave my number and pin to his friends, colleagues and family both home and abroad. I have been receiving numerous embarrassing calls begging me to go back to him. He came all d way from ibadan to my house in lagos to apologise, crying and begging. I told him am seeing someone and dt made it worse. He won't stop calling and crying. A part of me can't bear seeing him in tears. I have been convincing myself that I don't love him anymore. When he wouldn't let go I had to start lying and playing along, but today I stopped and just told him d truth that we can't date again. He is 36 and really bent on marrying me ds year. He has displayed it on all social media, and for real I think he has changed. But I can't leave who I am seeing to go back to him. Now he is acting strangely like he's gonna hurt himself, I am scared. Though he wronged me but I don't wanna see him hurt or unhappy. He finds it hard to move on. Now my confusion is am I dong the right thing? Or shd I leave my 2 months relationship and go back to my 2 years relationship despite what he made me go through? I am in a dilemma. Pls help a sister. Thank you.

no. 1 advice. 80 percent of people telling you to do this or do that are teenagers who have watched so much romantic films they think they now have a Ph.D in romance and matters of the heart. Don't waste your time with them.

2) there is a reason why the relationship didn't work out in the first place. Don't act like a dog and start going back to your vomit.
Snoring- he can change
hot tempered? - there is still hope
but a man who cheats?
Only God can save him

Eya. So?

Kinkybraids: Good Day

Im 25 years old and am currently doing a postgraduate degree in Accounting. I am the oldest female in from my father's first wife. My parents are old school.

In the past my parents have never really told me when they expect me to be married but now they are asking me when am I bringing someone home . I explained to them that im still focusing on my studies and university isnt the best place to meet a husband. They told me no one will want me when im old.

I have dated in the past but none of the relationships were serious...and ill be honest Im not sure if I intended them to lead to marriege. I just didnt think about marriege at that time.

My question is how do I attract a serious man? My demands are not hard to please...but my brother says Im too picky. I want the following from a man:

1. He must be educated

2. He must have the potential to earn enough money to take care of me and our family even though Ill be capable of contributing

3. He mustn't be too traditional... Id like him to respect my fathers wishes and still be morden

4. Id like him to be handsome but not extremely handsom that he is a player

5. Id also like him to be open minded about sex...ie He shouldnt expect a virgin and he should be experienced enough

6. Lasty Id like him to have intergrity and be faithful

Is this too much to ask? And where do i find him
PS: I am attractive enough (but I am not a supermodel) lol... Im not slim or fat but based on my prior suitors I believe I have what most African men want (use your imagenation because am not providing pictures )

typical woman. Always wanting to have their cake and eat it. Men like that don't exsist. And women like you don't deserve men like that

Yes. Now,you can hang yourself

enomasly: Just met her on facebook we chatted alot she says she likes me am sweet and all and i like her too but she is kinda complicated i cant understand by the way distance is anoda barrier guys advise me what do i do one moment she is all over me the next she goes dull though she just fell out with her boyfriend and he broke her heart am confused

do you know that germany will win the world cup?

fnep2smooth: Someone posted this on my wall so I was thinking if you guys could comment on it.....

A lot of men act like they are doing a
woman a favor by asking for her hand
in marriage but let's think about this:
She changes her name, changes her
home, leaves her family, moves in with
you, builds a home with you, gets pregnant for you, bear ur children for
you, pregnancy destroys her body, she
gets fat, almost give up in the labour
room due to the unexplainable pains of
childbirth, even the kids she delivers
bear youw name. Till the day she dies, everything she does benefits you.
So who is really doing who a favor?
Dear Men appreciate your wife today
because it is not easy to be a Woman.

Bing a woman is Priceless!!!! Too bad
so many women of today don't even know their value.

you see a 54 yr old man with a hot girlfriend-- '' that is a real nigga doing shyt like a boss ''

you see a 54 yr old woman with a hot boyfriend-- '' yeye woman. Your mates don marry born pikin for house,you dey here dey do sugar mummy. I bet your parents are proud of you ''

moral lesson - men are doing women a favour by getting married to them. End of story

Freewoman: This drive me crazy most time, even within N/L family, you read mostly from men complaining about women, without looking at their blind sides to worked on them, wetin women do una aaaaaaaaaah

because you women are wolves in sheep clothing

kuyola: [b][/b][color=#000099][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
We have dated for just two months, i love her very much and i know she does too. She is still a virgin (17) and she told me the only way to prove to me that she really loves me is for me to take her virginity but i am not ready yet. So she said she would give herself to someone else.

What should i do?

17? I pity our generation. This one that getting disvirgined is given more priority than getting educated

Gpac123: i everyone pls i need ur advice. I'm keeping a
relationship witvd girl dat i really love and i
want to spend d restvof my life wif her and i
believe she loves me too. We ar in d same
school. The reason i'm asking for ur help is
dat we ar in holiday nw and we hardly see
each other nd every day without her is lyk a
million years without the sun. I always tel her
to see each other even though its once in a
week but its very difficult to see Despite the fact we are in same city. Have only see
her once since we are in holiday. She is
resuming back to school in January nd i'm
resuming in november because of our IT
program. Seriously my heart is breaking cos
i'm unable to see her and any tym i asked her
to find tym to see me she is always tel me one
story or d other. I knw her dad is strict nd i
knw she is busy at work. But dat doesn't mean
we should nt find tym for each other. I
complain all d tym nd its really affectn our
relationship. I dnt wanna lose her, i love her
so much. Nw i'm emotionally disturb i dnt
knw wot to do. She doesn't lyk if i get angry nd
i'm tired of complaining too. But my heart is
hurting. I knw she loves me. But i tnk she
should find tym to see me but i dnt tnk see
want to go extra miles too see me and i'm nt
okay with dat. Pls i need ur opinion on dis
matter cos m in pain nd a confused man. Pls
help me.

type like a literate and you'll get replies.

Different strokes for different people. Fat is a no for me

freecocoa: You better wake up from that dream.

why this one come dey form rambo? Mtcheew

17hr only to get 'cake-zoned' . God forbid bad thing.

klins4213: Please post this for me and hide my ID, last year i and my gal frnd had a problem which led 2 her 2 having another guy apart from me... And these our qureel lasted for 4 months b4 we resolved d issue and when i learnt about dat she had another guy i was so angry and i confronted her and she confessed dat she accepted another guy during d time we re not in good terms because she doesn't want 2 hav a heart break and during this period, she use 2 visit d guy and spend weekend wit him and she is swearing 2 me dat d guy didn't F*ck her but they use 2 romance and he has sucked d guy and like wise d guy has sucked her 2. My question is this, is it possible for a gal and a guy 2 spend 3 to 4 weekends 2getda bath 2getda, suck each oda, without actual penetration of d guyz dick inside d lady?

my advice. Fvck her and dump her. Chikena!

klins4213: Last night I was charging my phone in a neighbour's room and he was giving me sign to leave his room cos his Gf was around..No way! I wil not allow fornication to happen. hope it was the right thing to do?And still thinking of going there again tonight...

and you're still alive? That your neighbour must be a God fearing person.

honeymix77: Good day my people, need advice on this issue cos it is really bothering me, we have been dating now for close to 4 years and we hope to get married this year, she has always had that attitude, though not as bad as it is now, but I thought it would stop, she gets angry at every little thing, she is stubborn and she doesn't listen and so impatient, we don't live in the same town, so we don't see often (I thank God for that cause she really gets on my nerve, and if we stay too long apart we miss each other like crazy), even on phone we quarrel. Whenever we have a fight if she's at fault she apologizes and within minutes I forget it, but if na me I go beg tire. I really love this lady and I know she does too, she has qualities of a good wife, but this one problem is really giving me concern, the last time she came we had a quarrel and unfortunately it resulted in a fight, and people had to separate us, I was really ashamed. I have sat her down and talked to her about this, even prayed, she promised she would change but it keeps getting worse, Please matured advice, thanks

pour hot water on her whenever she gets hot tempered. That should cool her off

aro1: Fellow nairalanders,there is a issue bothering me which i will like to share with you,i currently stay in ado-ekiti,here in ado,i notice almost all girls are difficult to date,they tend to pretend so much and form,even when a lady likes you,she wuld still play hard to get,i heard other tribes are not lyk that,so i wuld like you guys to share your experience of trying to date a yoruba lady.Thank you so much

because of their tribal marks?

temigracie: if na me, i ll adjust or change how i walk, check my face using my fone screen as mirror, quickly moisten my lips if its kinda dry, hold my head high and waka like miss world ......d most annoying thing is dat,my heart usually skips a beat weneva i c cute guyz...

lol. It might stop beating entirely if you see me be that

Smartiegurl: Some guys will agree with me that they love drinking nd as well smoking and possibly the enjoy this habit of theirs! Along the line, a guy might start loving some girl who doesn't really like guys that drink but somehow because of love she decided to date you with the hope that she might probably stop those habits of yours! On a very good day the big request comes asking that you quit drinking.......what would be your reaction regarding her request?? Let's hear it......

for every bottle i refuse to drink,i get one round of 'mind blowing' sex from her? Then yes. If not,make she go fvck herself

ayoodeji: There is this damsel of a friend who i love so much. Yet, i have decided not to woo her despite the green light. (she told me she would not never say no to any of my request). I think mine is because of the high esteem (respect) i hold her. Kindly share your reasons too?

there was a girl i loved once. She was everything i wanted. But she deserved someone better jare. She was too good for me

Yooguyz: I meet this beautiful girl recently, we exchanged numbers and called it a day. I called her the next day, took her out on a date, it was fun we talked for hours and she was into me. I called her to my place the next day * i was actually joking, since i didn't think she would want to hookup with me at the first date*. To my shock she came. She was like a dynamite waiting to explode i have never seen someone that wild before. After that day (on monday) she didn't pick any of my calls, didn't respond to my texts. I tried calling with another number, but as soon as she hears my voice, she hangs up.

Now am confused! Is there anything i did wrong?

she asked cortana. And that nigga told her to dump your asss. Sorry bro

Beazy: Ave been thinkn all dhiz while mayb It is ryt to request for mai fiance social network password while I qive em mine tu...

wetin you wan take am do?

ahmedonia4real: can I reveal my account balance to my wife? Your advice please.

no.

Olayemie: Women are the most wonderful
creature
I have seen on Earth, but am yet
to
understand why some men are
busy
finding faults upon faults on
them.
Ok, lets look at them this way and
tell me
if am lying
1) Women are the only creature
that can
change their original surname
just for the
sake of love.
2) They are most easiest creature
to
convince.
3)They are the only creature that
loves
from the bottom of their heart.
4) They are the creature that can
prefer
to go to bed with an empty
stomach, just
to make sure that their children
feeds
well.
5) They are the only creature on
Earth
that cries very easily, just to
expose their
inward disposition.
6) They are always awake even at
the
dead of the night just to make
sure that
their children are protected.
7) They can even sell out their
cloths just
to buy food for their children, and
also
see them smiling.
They are always ready to
sacrifice
their lives just to save the lives of
their
children.
9) They are always in the kitchen
inhaling
the smoke without complaining,
just to
prepare something for their
children and
husband to eat.
10) They are the only creature
that can
abandon their biological family
and start
up a new home with a stranger.
11) Even when they are battling
with the
pains of
pregnancy, yet, they are busy
looking
after their husbands and
children. e.t.c
Infact If you love your Mum, TYPE
MUM I
LOVE YOU.

you obviously have not seen a mermaid

claireshan: minus me plus ur gf

continue telling yourself that

snadguy007: Lol. This is how it always start

just dey watch

claireshan: thank God u said ur last gf and not Claireshan


well done ooo

you're all the same

claireshan: hey mister am not single

oh,you have a bf? My last gf too had a bf. I was her bf. I also shared the title with 3 other guys so i understand your point