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priscaoge: Shey e de purge u ni?

purge? Far from that. E dey tickle my fantasy

priscaoge: 1. Call him by a pet name
2. Allow him exercise his
authority as the head of the
family.
3. DO not challenge him when
he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry.
You can go back to him in his
sober moment with apology and
explain why you behave that
way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry
dear" when ever you offend
him, petting insist on his
forgiveness, appreciate and kiss
him when he does.
6. Speak good of him before his
Friends and siblings.
7. Honor his mother
8. Insist that he buys gift for his
parents and so be sure that he
will do same for your parents as
well.
9. Surprise him with his favourite
dish especially when he has no
enough money at hand and
never delay his food.
10. Do not allow the maid to
serve him food when you are at
home. Because you may lose
him to them.
11. Give him a warm reception
with an embrace when he
returns, collect his luggage and
help UnCloth him.
12. Smile when you look at him
and give him occasional pecks
when you are out socially.
13. Praise him before your
children sometimes.
14. Wash his back while he is in
the tub or shower.
15.Don't starve him either food or sex,always give him mind blowing sex.
16. Phone and tell him that you
miss and you love him so much.
17. Dial his number and on
hearing "hello" just tell him I
love you.
18. If he is a public figure or
politician gently wake him at
the early hours of the morning
and romance him to the point of
demand. He will not be entice
by any other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are
to have him as your husband.
20. Give him a hug for no
reason.
21. Appreciate God for the
Adam of your life.
22. Always remember to pray
for him.
23. Implement this law that
your family will wake up early
in the morning to pray together
and also pray together before
going to bed in the
evening...May God bless our
relationships/ marriages.
Add Yours!

biko,what is it with you and mind blowing sex? Your husband go try

Spotless180: is it a crime if they cover it. Or is it a crime to dress well?

dressing well is an objective phrase.
A woman might wear trousers and feel she's dressing well. Another woman might wear trousers and feel she's not dressing well because some ret@rd told her wearing trousers would take her to hell,or maybe because of personal disinterest in it

[quote author=][color=#000030]person. is my girlfriend's acct. . . Choke on that, b1tch! [/color][/quote]i don't know what's more suprising. The fact that you admitted that it was you or the 'unconfirmed fact' that you have a girlfriend

[quote author=][color=#000030]Irony - Fcking a girl 4 times in 4 months without permission, but now requiring permission to buy her a phone. But then, it's just none of my business. Sips tea. [/color][/quote]jamie 87
nkem 88
you think we won't catch you abi! NIGGA ALERT!

toby2: It'll be more lovely to keep herself till marriage, there's no need for d rush. If she gets popped, i swear she'll get loosed. So to save her dat, let her remain intact. K and besides WHOSOEVER DEFILES THE TEMPLE OF GOD, GOD HIMSELF WILL DESTROY DAT PERSON

destroy? And you say you are a religion that preaches peace. What differentiates you from the islamic extremists blowing people to oblivion

priscaoge: Godly wives don't just speak in
tongues, they cook great
meals,raise kids,dress
beautifully,give mind blowing
SEX and still make heaven!
#True or #False?

mind blowing sex?
You mean 'holy sex' ? Abi?

seunpayne: 3 Not so romantic moves in Nigeria
I recently saw a movie where the protagonist was given one week to prove his undying love for the love of his life. Some of the things he tried were drop dead romantic and some where...well...not that much. I started thinking what would it be like if a guy in Nigeria was faced with this challenge?

Sorry sha, I'm not about to give you seven romantic ideas to prove undying love but I can give you 3 romantic ideas that have the opposite effect.

This is no form of generalisation. I know not everyone is the same so this isn't valid for every woman you might meet but at least you would know enough not to try them anyhow.

1. FLOWERS: I still don't even get this one but there is that smile that comes to the face of a woman when a guy shows up at her door with a bouquet of flowers or even a single rose...at least in the movies anyway. Now I'm not really sure why but it doesn't seem to elicit the same reaction over here. Maybe it's the wrong type of red rose. Maybe we don't have the right glands to find it appealing or maybe you simply would be considered thrifty...The point is over here flowers are just what they are: flowers. They belong in a garden and that's where she wants to see them; not in your hands.

2. ROSE PETALS, RED SHEETS, SCENTED CANDLES: This one should have been romantic but thanks to nollywood you can kiss it goodbye. Imagine getting to a girl's house and finding an open door with rose petals on the floor leading to a semi dark area just around the corner. Once in the first thing you notice is her lying down on a bed with red sheets surrounded by scented candles...well?
I asked a few people and one word kept coming up and I think you have the word in your head by now: RITUALS. Some guys might argue that they won't be bothered and maybe they won't but I just think if you don't want her running back and screaming "he wants to use me for blood money", I suggest you on your gen.

3. THE NIGHT DRIVE:
So those Americans down south grab a truck full of Beer, drive to the country side and park in a nice remote spot with a good view of either the moon or the town...sometimes both and they have a good time. Oya wake up. Try that rubbish here and you will be lucky not to fall into police hands. If that wasn't deterrent enough, which kind mumu country side wey get remote spot no go be armed robber hideout? There might be a few exceptions but the general rule...especially with the current security challenges we face is not to be in funny places in the day talk more of in the night. Besides if the girl has any sense at all...she no go gree follow you.

Which others come to your mind?

lol. That is how it works there. Here is the naija equivalent
1) blackberry.
Appear at the doorstep of the babe with the latest blackberry and you don turn knight in shinning armor. Strictly blackberry. No waste your money on LG G3, HTC ONE OR XPERIA Z2. To them,blackberry is life

2)Condoms,nepa and white bedsheet.
Wetin concern naija guy with rose petals?
Put gold circle from door to room,make sure light dey on and dey lie naked with white bed sheet. The message go enter inbox sharpaly

3) night drive and dash the car out.
No naija babe go follow you to go dey look moon. You drive her around,drop her at her house and give her the car keys saying 'it is all yours baby'. Na marathon sex you go get that night

Xyge: That's the question. How you vent your anger on folks of the opposite sex? For the guys, does your expression of anger differ from male to female?

Xyge: That's the question. How you vent your anger on folks of the opposite sex? For the guys, does your expression of anger differ from male to female?

when i'm pissed by a female, my d.ick stands erect and start's glowing red. And any woman i find desireable at that moment should get ready for hot sex. Luckily for me. I rarely get angry

myspnigeria: Give him a Mouth Action

...and expect nothing in return. Many women don't like giving blow jobs. That said, you'd have a hard time finding a man who doesn't love getting one. Give him an unexpected Mouth Action (for example, early in the morning before work) and don't expect or demand anything in return. Do it like you love it, even if you don't.

she does this to you? She's a keeper

4times? Lol. Go buy the phone jawe. At least you better pass some mumu wey don buy 3 phones and still dey chop 'THANKS DEARIE,YOU'RE THE BEST'!

chisong: i have these type of body shape ; and can i get a girlfriend or do i need to do body build up ? no insult please.

nigga,my advice
1) become gay
2) join the nigerian marathon team. You can give those kenyans a good run for their money in the upcoming olympics

OBIORAA: My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word.

A few minutes later, another call came in and when I checked, it was WIZ-KID calling. I was a little bit nervous but I remained calm.

Five minutes later again, another call came in from IYANYAN. I said to myself, "omo! My girlfriend is a celebrity o!'"

Something struck my mind and I decided to dial my number to see what she saved mine with. As I dialled my number, the name I saw made me numb for a few seconds.

She stored my name as 'LATE SAM LOCO Callling.'

Abeg people, what should I do to the girl? Help me answer in the comment box below...

hahaha. See me lol-ling at your r.etardedness

Lol. You no sabi jawe

obongproff: I was chatting with a chic dat I've been toasting for a while now. Evrytin was going on well until I asked her abt her age. It almost spoilt d entire day. I had to quickly skip it to let peace reign.

Wots d big deal abt chics revealing dia real age to guys? Is it an insecurity problem or wot?

Ladies mbok can u kindly tell the house what ur reasons are for concealing ur age, and pls be frank abt it.

Tanx a mili.

it is wrong. And don't ask me why. It is just considered inappropriate to ask a woman her age. After all the spa,massage and make up she puts on to make her look young,you go still dey find trouble

Attention seeker

All these guys with female accounts sef

Most annoying thing is that people that are saying it is wrong don't have a tangible reason or a well grounded fact to support it

When you have money and you know how to spend it,you can never be friendzoned. I had one girl like that,always telling me to buy something for her when coming to her house. Everytime i bought brandy(knowing she doesn't take alcohol) and bigg's meat pie.
Na so before i start daddy and mummy play,she'd be like gimme meat pie nah. Me too i'd be like gimme something nah. Na so we go play until i chop my meatpie,down my brandy and she no go taste anything. By the time this happened 4 times. The babe no gree call me again. When her parents or mumsy pisses her off,na me she go call. Na so me go comot school go dey console babe. Soon e graduate go buy me this dress,buy me that dress. Then it went to i want to suscribe,my data plan is exhausted. I just dey laugh the babe. Money wey she chop for my hand no reach 500.

Mutaino7: abeg make we hear word..abi is it not d same white that nearly crucify will smith for allowing his daughter to take a photograph with a half naked twenty year old friend of hers that's even known to d family.. D outrage was so mush that social security officers had to come visiting for questioning fo 2wks or so... Dats d modern world for u even innocents gesture can land u in trouble...

common sense. How does this even connect to the topic. Can you allow a 20yr old 'friend' to enter your daughter's bedroom? For africa here? Epic fail

Hotdiamond: op check well.

the specs are as follows
it was reportedly released in Kenya

5.2 inches FULL HD AMOLED display
3030 maH battery
16mp rear camera with flash
8mp front camera with FLASH
Android 4.4 kitkat

full HD AMOLED DISPLAY? And still 220ppi? Lol. Keep on deceiving yourself

cbrass: Why hug in the first place Isn't greetings enough? Make my wife no try that one with me o...else na Cossy I go go hug sharp sharp

african mentality. Oyibo wey them don kiss their wives cheeks tire nko?
And we wonder why the whites are always ahead of us

thegoodjoehunt: There was contact on the left leg but ROBben dived as if there was a tackle on the right leg. Flinging his leg high. It was analysed on SuperSport studio after the game and the six pundits all said the evidence showed he dived.

Concerning the parking his scenario, Van Gaal knew they were better than him and had to use a negative strategy to win. That shows he is human. As I said, he is brilliant but should not be overrated. He has only one Champions league medal.

He was sacked at Bayern because of poor form. It is hard to sack a coach in top form.

So Van Gaal should not be overrated.

bro. I can match you word for word if you want to start this. But all i'll say is he is doing a great job with the netherlands team. Give him all the credit he deserves. 5 substitution that turned out to be match winners? Abeg. I've seen enough to tell me i'm in safe hands. And all these talk of him needing to build his team. He won trophies with ajax,bayern and barca in his first season so scrap that. Good night