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If her parents catch you eh? Hot water and cutlass woundr would leave a lasting impression on you

Yes. Broke up with her

Lol

You can bond with your family by watching james bond movies together with your family. Worked for us when we were growing up

iamord: bless u..when I watched star treck.m there was a uuniversal rule to the aliens.. That they must not reveal themselves to humans or interfer in their dealings.. They come to earth.mand have bases under the sea.. Under ground and in thick forest.m our fore fathers saw some of them and called them gods and all that.m till today american gov establishes contact with them.. We as africans hare yet to reach that stage of learning.. It only few individuals that harness that power

seriously? Movies? Dafuq?

CityNG: Please stop playing with words and meanings.

Who exactly said that? You or are you going to submit quote?

bro. I know you understand what i meant. I don't have the energy to start exchanging words over such trival issue. Good night

CityNG: Says who?

Now we're getting into the ridiculous zone.

you obviously missed the 'is considered' part

Guykhena: *sighs*
African Girls would put on FAKE hair
African Girls would put on FAKE eyes
African Girls would put on FAKE assets
African Girls would put on FAKE skin(bleaching).

And yet they would be the one saying "I Want A REAL Man"? .

can you blame them? Everything they do is to look beautiful so you can love them. Or are they doing all these to amuse themselves? No. A beautiful light skinned wife/gf is considered the ultimate catch a real man can make. Lets not act like hypocrites here. Most would agree with me that the lady pictured above looks far more better after bleaching

Shinelle: And you think quoting me unnecessarily will make u get noticed right?.... alright, You're duly sighted...
btw I weep for your future!

*starts slow clap*
that was a moving speech. Thanks

henricson: Your last statement is whack!
Since when does singing about bitches, money, drugs an sex become best lyrics?

leavd reta.rds alone. Lil wayne? Lyricist? Someone please shoot me

olubukato: chop knuckle..... Ur head dey dia joo..

leave this kids alone who started to listen to rap in 2008. Lil wayne? Greatest mc?FOH! . Same kids would say phenom and young6ix are the best rappers in nigeria.

This is a joke. Right?

Lucario007: Homosexual behavior in animals is sexual
behavior among non-human species that is
interpreted as homosexual or bisexual. This
may include sexual activity , courtship,
affection , pair bonding , and parenting among
same-sex animal pairs. Research indicates
that various forms of this are found throughout
the animal kingdom. [1][2] As of 1999, nearly
1,500 species , ranging from primates to gut
worms , have been observed engaging in same-
sex behaviors; this is well documented in
about 500 species. [3][4]
According to Bruce Bagemihl , "the animal
kingdom [does] it with much greater sexual
diversity – including homosexual, bisexual and
nonreproductive sex – than the scientific
community and society at large have
previously been willing to accept."

Source wikipedia.
And if mere animals that cant control their conscious thoughts can be gay, what more human beings?
Yes, people can be born gay. which is why the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah was pointless and a waste of human lives.

and if you do your research well you'll discover most of this animals posses both male and female reproductive organs. So technically,it can't be discussed under the same parameters as the gay issue of humans

Lucario007: Homosexual behavior in animals is sexual
behavior among non-human species that is
interpreted as homosexual or bisexual. This
may include sexual activity , courtship,
affection , pair bonding , and parenting among
same-sex animal pairs. Research indicates
that various forms of this are found throughout
the animal kingdom. [1][2] As of 1999, nearly
1,500 species , ranging from primates to gut
worms , have been observed engaging in same-
sex behaviors; this is well documented in
about 500 species. [3][4]
According to Bruce Bagemihl , "the animal
kingdom [does] it with much greater sexual
diversity – including homosexual, bisexual and
nonreproductive sex – than the scientific
community and society at large have
previously been willing to accept."

Source wikipedia.
And if mere animals that cant control their conscious thoughts can be gay, what more human beings?
Yes, people can be born gay. which is why the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah was pointless and a waste of human lives.

last time i checked,humans were higher animals with an revolutionary sense of thinking and massive amounts of brain power when compared to our cousin primates.
With this you'd think we would be able to apply our intellect to foster the movement for the greater good of man. And here we are,acting with our pre-homo habilis sense of reasoning. You say animals are gay(which i disagree with but for the benefit of doubt),but they still know that they have to mate with a female counterpart to reproduce. The natural order is male + female= offspring. Anything else is out of context. When you were two or three,you could play with a 3yr old girl's vagina and nothing would happen. Why? Because you know nothing. The urge to mate is imbibed in us. When nurtured in the right way,you 'develope ' (key word is develope) feelings for females. When nurtured wrongly,you get gays. It's simple as abc

triola: Do you agree with this? •You need empt.com/

alcohol is the solution to all problems

robinhoodd2: hi guys!
I will be meeting my girlfriend of about 6 months for the first time ever in a couple of weeks. all correspondence have been on the phone and via social media.what gift can I get her, when I eventually meet her?
thank you all in anticipation of your mature response.

mind blowing sex. Nothing beats that

akitijackson: Pls u guys shld help me out wif dis situation I'm in nw. I hav dis neighbour, we attend d same uni. I stay alone in my house cos my family is nt currently in d state I'm in.
My neighbour is always in my house nd I hate it so much! Very early in d mornin b4 I even washup, she's already knockin at my gate! She talks a lot dat's d worst part. I dnt even have my privacy anymore in my own house!
There was a day she came to d house, I locked myself in nd pretended asif I was nt in, she knocked nd knocked nd started callin my name to come out! I stayed mute till she went. Afta some minutes she came back! God I was so angry! I dnt like her kind of person at all. She's too materialistic nd boast abt every single thing! There's no day she doesn't come to my house. The d suprising thing is dat I dnt step my foot in her own house.

Pls I need help on how to politely make her stay away.

simple. Next time she comes,try to force yourself on her. She would b.itch-slap you but it's worth it. Na she go carry her leg waka comot

Magnetor: Hello friends, I have been thinking about this for a while now. Can true love be found online? It seems that most people online are fake. Online relationships also seems unreal (facebook,bbm,dating sites etc). When online you meet a lot of people posing with wrong identity. If you eventually finds one is either she's a gone past age, not so beautiful,runs girl or scammers. A lot of dating site lead to nothing serious(I may be wrong).Guys what do you think? Has any one here made or is making headway in online relationship? Pls let's rob minds. Looking forward to hearing from u. Both ladies and gentle are invited to share pls.

possible but not adviseable

nationwide24: Love- 99% of so called love is lust; usually fades into thin air of illusion.

Money/wealth- may not always be there. Hence, why many relationships hit rock when the source of money is compromised.

Beauty/handsomeness- Like love/lust naturally certainly depreciates.

Just learnt it and felt I should share it on this lovely forum. Thanks to Seun Osewa.
Opinions on what can make a relationship a lasting one are welcome. I will be back with the ultimate answer after service. Happy Sunday to everyone!

a 'long' d.ick and a man who can 'last' in bed

Boland: Can someone really be "born gay"? Is there a "gay gene"? Does b?

nobody was born gay. Same way nobody was born a racist,or a christian,or an athesist. When you're born,your mind is a 'tabula raza' (a clean slate) . No knowledge is innate. We pick this things up as we grow. Those that say they were born gay are living in a state of denial to protect themselves from public backlash and discrimination

OohMpa: [color=#808000]So you're that Amaka

Oya pronounce "Red Lorry" 6x[/color]

what? Hahahaha
*falls of eva longoria and starts rolling on the ground*

Preciousgirl: i dont know if i am in love or i have a crush on this married man

miss yuzedo,is that you?

Beazy: Which Naija Songs Do you Want To Be Played At Your Wedding? Post Your comment

maheeda - lasgidi chic

vonn: They've bin frnds for 2yrs. He likes her alot and she does too. He finally finds the right time to ask her out but she has her rules/principles.
No sex.
No lip kisses.
No handling.
No cooking for him.
No trying to make her what she's not.

But he can:
Hold her.
Study with her.
Study the Word of God.
Motivate her.
Have outings with her.
Help in times of need.
Respect her and her religious belief...........
And ofcourse she would do same.
(What would you do if you were the guy)

if i want to marry her,that's fine. If not,she must tell me the supplier of marijua.na

Ansell: I just graduated from the University and I'm waiting for service, hence i thought it cool to spend some time at my family-house - one that my dad insisted must be built to accomodate neighbours so as to avoid it being too lonely and generate rent. Funny enough we've got just one neighbour.

The Man is handsome and his wife is pretty but there is this one thing she does repeatedly: she baths with the bath-room doors open. I can't fathom why. At a point, I was about to enter the bathroom to ease myself, not until i heard the sound of water splashing on the floor did i realise that my Neighbour's Hot wife was in there and had to turn.

Like seriously, has anyone of you out there ever lived with this specie of women? Pls how do I cope with this situation? I certainly can't even think of telling her husband.

Your suggestion will be appreciated. Thanks.

Mod, I don't mind this making F.P. This is serious for me o!

i don't normally do this but...
Picture or i don't believe it!

ILoveLanicky: I'm missing Lanicky like I'm gonna die tomorrow. Sweetheart where are you

*looks at the pix of lanicky*
*starts shaking head*

Like seriously? Posts like this make me ashamed to be put in the same category as these idiots who call themselves 'men' . Smfh. Where is the love?

Shinelle: Some people Will soon land here, leave the matter at hand and start criticizing d school's structures n eventually blame GEJ for everything.... lol
Buh datz non of my Bidnez.......

you think writing business as 'bidnez' makes you cool bah? I weep for the present generation

JustCare: but we can dig out a lot of flaws still from those laws, though we ain't here for that.

the concept of big bang ain't fringe if studied from a metaphysical standpoint which will definitely contradict pure science! This is the only problem science have...the inability to examine reality which lies more in the ethereal.

sorry, this might not make sense to some people especially mordern scientists

and all of a sudden,you've lost me

purpinkx: isn't it obvious that you're in motion with the train ? And not trying to jump to the front of the train or jump to before the train moved or jump to your destination ? You'll end up on the tracks I guess

then it's safe to assume that we are in relative motion with other parts of the universe and if paradventure,time travel is made possible. There is a high probability that we would appear where we want to without the place moving out of place. All our movements are in sync with each other. From living things,to non-living things,to extra-terrestrial bodies

purpinkx: Time travel is impossible !

They say matter can neither be created nor destroyed . if you travel to the past, the mass of the universe will increase by you ( you in the past + you that time travelled) and I think that has consequences , besides you cannot possibly travel to a future that has not been created.
If I ask you , will you eat and you say no , our next conversation picks up from there ... Like , why not , you think I can't cook etc ...
If you say , yes I will eat , our conversation takes a different turn ... Let me warm it, we can eat together etc
As it is , the future depends on what your answer is . You can't travel to before creating that future !


Even if time travel should be possible , remember the earth , sun , galaxy , milky way are all spinning or revolving !
If you jump from point A 5mins ago , there is no guarantee that where you land is point A' 10mins before cos the earth,( in fact the universe) would have moved !

So my people , #All In or #Nothing

i beg to differ. If you jump inside a moving train,you land back on the spot you took off from. How? Not magic. Just basic relat ivity principle

JustCare: All would still rest under the confines of weather pseudo or genuine science!
Besides if examined very well, big bang theory ain't fringe science.

the big bang theory is extremely flawed. It makes a sh.it out of the law of conservation of energy and completely disobeys newton's 3rd law of motion