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LiteratureRe: Get This Free Ebook: Entangled Affair, Directly In Your Mail by Escapevelocity(m): 11:57pm On Dec 23, 2015
am my email ''ijasperolisakwe@gmail.com'' tnx
PoliticsRe: Foreign Students Scrambling For Selfie With Jonathan - Pics by Escapevelocity(m): 8:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
Okaka27:
IF NA JONATHAN B DAT MAY THUNDER STRIKER ME.DEAD !!


Op grow up and get a job !
#wailingLiars
has the thunder not striken you enough?? After buying fuel for 250 per litre??
Abeg check my signature for sense
PoliticsRe: FG Debunks ISIS Figures On Recent Boko Haram Attacks And Killings by Escapevelocity(m): 8:12pm On Dec 21, 2015
sometimes i blame gej for conceding defeat and giving this Daura President power.....smh
FamilyRe: I Am In A Dilemma by Escapevelocity(m): 7:17am On Dec 18, 2015
my guy wait lemme go to monday bible study i'll reply in good time...... -i didnt know threads like this exist *in amaechi's voice
CelebritiesRe: Davido Expecting 2nd Child With A Sexy Model With Big Butt? (Pics) by Escapevelocity(m): 9:58am On Dec 12, 2015
i hope #gej wont be blamed for this?....
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Oge Okoye's Sporty New Look As She Step Out In Cavalli, Gucci & Prada by Escapevelocity(m): 7:16am On Dec 11, 2015
Daminaj1:
designers!!!! embarassed embarassed

Source: http://www.daminaj.com/2015/12/oge-okoye-step-out-in-style-as-she.html
somewhere in north korea carvalli nd gucci re given to charity organisation....nigerian celebrities sha #fake #fake #fake
Nicki minaj's snickz is their yearly income
In lasisisi 's voice ENDTIME CELEB

PoliticsRe: Buhari With Robert Mugabe At Johannesburg Summit (Photo) by Escapevelocity(m): 7:47pm On Dec 04, 2015
vivianblog:
Lovely men , keep it up , hoping for better results from you.


President Buhari with President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe at the Johannesburg Summit #FOCAC. 4 Dec.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheGreenVilla/status/672784138504572928
mugabe be like ''so bubu after all i've done for you,you still went ahead to fine mtn??'
Buhari go be like ''my hand no dey pfor ziz i sweat to almighty allah''
PoliticsRe: Obiano Reacts To Pro-Biafra Protest In Onitsha - Vanguard by Escapevelocity(m): 7:13am On Dec 03, 2015
hypocritical ppl........nobody talked about the churches burnt down in kano,maiduguri,etc now a devils house is burnt shameless xtains re condemning the burn-ees
When will the xtain mind be emancipated from deceit and hypocrisy?? When will xtains rise and see the truth about islam? Biafra goes beyond a country! It encompasses religion as well!......the islamic caliphate is expanding seriously yet when a region want to pull out of a country ppl scream out why! If crude oil were in kano we knw what would hv happend.....
Give 3reasons why biafra cant go nd i'll cut my tongue
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Shoots At Usman Dam In Bwari, Abuja by Escapevelocity(m): 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2015
when money is involved ladies always find a way to coin how they met the guy
PoliticsRe: "Blame Northern-Nigeria Muslim Elites For Boko Haram" - Bishop Matthew Kukah by Escapevelocity(m): 8:28am On Nov 30, 2015
THE TRUTH IS THAT BOKO HARAM DID NOT HIJACK ISLAM!,THEY SIMPLY TOOK IT SERIOUS!
A RELIGION OF PEACE THAT LEAVES PEOPLE IN PIECES.....JUST VISIT MITCHIKA,SAMBISA,ETC AND SEE HOW A RELIGION TURNED A ONCE ELEGANT TOWN TO HALF CHOPPED PIZZA
EVEN IF OUR POLITICAL LEADERS WHO BY REASON OF CHEAP AND SHAM POLITICS CANNOT RISE AGAINST A RELIGION OF DECEIT WE THE ORDINARY(EXTRA-) CHRISTAINS WILL AND MUST.....
*Removes toothpick from enigurl hair and removes suya remnant *drops mic nd walk down the stage
FamilyRe: Should He Forgive His Brother Who Abandoned Them After He Got A Job? by Escapevelocity(m): 10:21am On Nov 29, 2015
blood is thicker than zobo!! Forgive without blinking forget after blinking.....
CelebritiesRe: Angry Woman Made D'banj Prostrate Before Her At Enugu Airport by Escapevelocity(m): 8:44pm On Nov 28, 2015
ObiOmaMu:
Story as shared by D-One Ayekooto on his Facebook page earlier on today...

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/guy-narrates-how-angry-woman-made-dbanj.html
whats the moral lesson of this story?? Smh......
RomanceRe: What Happened To This Woman After Accepting A Drink From An Ex by Escapevelocity(m): 8:30pm On Nov 28, 2015
confamgist237:
Someone shared this on Facebook. According to him, the unidentified woman, who was at a nightclub with her new man accepted a drink from an ex. Unknown to her, the drink was spiked. The result is really messy...Read his post below:

"News reports have not identified the woman or the nightclub but photos show what happened and it was not pretty. When the woman, who was at the club with her new boyfriend, accepted a drink from her ex she did not realize what a mistake this was. The drink was spiked, and the woman ended up leaving piles of poo all across the floor, her legs, her underwear, and her fashionable dress. The ex was probably in stitches watching the woman desperately trying to hold it and being unsuccessful. This is a warning to everyone, your ex may have more in mind than a truce, so don’t take that drink"

http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/11/see-what-happen-to-this-woman-after.html
grin
confamgist237:
Someone shared this on Facebook. According to him, the unidentified woman, who was at a nightclub with her new man accepted a drink from an ex. Unknown to her, the drink was spiked. The result is really messy...Read his post below:

"News reports have not identified the woman or the nightclub but photos show what happened and it was not pretty. When the woman, who was at the club with her new boyfriend, accepted a drink from her ex she did not realize what a mistake this was. The drink was spiked, and the woman ended up leaving piles of poo all across the floor, her legs, her underwear, and her fashionable dress. The ex was probably in stitches watching the woman desperately trying to hold it and being unsuccessful. This is a warning to everyone, your ex may have more in mind than a truce, so don’t take that drink"

http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/11/see-what-happen-to-this-woman-after.html
newsmen:mr.buhari what is the cause of this??
Buhari:Godluck....
Newmen:how do u intend fighting this profane act of senselessness??
Buhari:by fighting corruption.....
*removes dirty bandana and wipes face,calls lasisi crew to do the needfull
RomanceRe: What Happened To This Woman After Accepting A Drink From An Ex by Escapevelocity(m): 8:20pm On Nov 28, 2015
vikkeee:
Abeg what kind of drug can induce such?
badt guy grin
vikkeee:
Abeg what kind of drug can induce such?
badt guy .....i hope u nt planning on using it on someone
RomanceRe: Kano Bans Pornographic Movies, Blue Films Seized From Shops & Set On Fire (Pics) by Escapevelocity(m): 10:16pm On Nov 27, 2015
Angama:
We shall know them by their names. Receive sense
u should receive sense yourself..... Ur brain is on recess

LiteratureRe: Friday The 13th-Assassins Creed by Escapevelocity(m): 1:17pm On Nov 26, 2015
therock5555 choi ur story is captivating....
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PoliticsRe: This Buhari's Tweet On Fuel Scarcity Under Jonathan Has Got Everyone Talking(pic by Escapevelocity(m): 7:09am On Nov 26, 2015
TimothyNkenu:
Yea Jasper. Me again.
change change change
PoliticsRe: This Buhari's Tweet On Fuel Scarcity Under Jonathan Has Got Everyone Talking(pic by Escapevelocity(m): 7:45pm On Nov 25, 2015
TimothyNkenu:
Now I wonder who's actually clueless.
u again!!
LiteratureRe: SHADOWCORP (The End of Tyranny) by Escapevelocity(m): 10:26am On Nov 25, 2015
kai i komot vap Kayjay.....u 10much I d follow u like smoke
CelebritiesRe: See What Omotola Wore To Ghana Event Yesterday (PHOTOS) by Escapevelocity(m): 8:00am On Nov 23, 2015
ELVISHOT:
[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L2Zhc2hpb24xLmpwZ3w2NjA=[/img]
Nollywood actress, Omlotola Jalade Ekehinde, sure knows how to make a statement anytime she steps out for events.

The actress sometimes has words for the media through interviews she grants or through her fashion and this time; she made a fashion statement when she stepped out in Ghana for an event by Ghandour cosmetics.

Omotola proved to her fans that she is truly that beauty to behold and deserves the name ‘Omosexy’ given to her as she stunned in a monochrome cut out dress.

Source :http://ndubuisiude..com/2015/11/see-what-omotola-wore-to-ghana-event.html

c
so whats special 'bout this.....smh
PoliticsRe: My Take On The Missing 105 Nigerian Soldiers - Cramjones by Escapevelocity(m): 6:48pm On Nov 19, 2015
[quote author=FREEEMANAN post=40198041][/quote]okay..

PoliticsRe: My Take On The Missing 105 Nigerian Soldiers - Cramjones by Escapevelocity(m): 6:43pm On Nov 19, 2015
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PoliticsRe: My Take On The Missing 105 Nigerian Soldiers - Cramjones by Escapevelocity(m): 6:26pm On Nov 19, 2015
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PoliticsRe: My Take On The Missing 105 Nigerian Soldiers - Cramjones by Escapevelocity(m): 6:14pm On Nov 19, 2015
[quote author=FREEEMANAN post=40195276][/quote]gerrahere

PoliticsRe: Two Lawyers Battle To Represent Nnamdi Kanu - Pulse.ng by Escapevelocity(m): 6:09pm On Nov 19, 2015
superstar1:
flat.hea,d orangotang nyamiri is still talking.

You should have been disposed off as monthly period.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
if not for ''nyamiri's'' u would hv been somewhere near sudan with ur cattles da.nburan uba sheke,daniska.....zakachi kindin shakiran uwarka.....u irritate me like ur descendants genetal warts
PoliticsRe: My Take On The Missing 105 Nigerian Soldiers - Cramjones by Escapevelocity(m): 5:20pm On Nov 19, 2015
FREEEMANAN:
You Dont need to insult a former CinC to make your point....


And moderators couldn't edit before putting it on FP... Sometimes I wonder what these guys moderate....


Integrity at stake...


Nice one Op... We must show strength...
the moderators gv ppl like u who hv nufin to say audience
PoliticsRe: Two Lawyers Battle To Represent Nnamdi Kanu - Pulse.ng by Escapevelocity(m): 4:58pm On Nov 19, 2015
superstar1:
another waste of 9months.

i feel sorry for the dumbos present at your naming.


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
u re a huge insult to a sane community of homo sapiens....u can go nd join obj in the zoo with his fellow homo erectus....
#spermmisroad like u
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet, C.O Mohammed Weds Young Lady (photos) by Escapevelocity(m): 4:44pm On Nov 19, 2015
my brethen is that lady in love??
PoliticsRe: Senate Summons Arase Over Kidnapping, Others by Escapevelocity(m): 4:43pm On Nov 19, 2015
when i say jonathan is saint i dnt mean spiritual sainthood i mean political and moral sainthood!....all this summons and sermons re geared to one ''banzalical hood'' -elimination of potential threats by the apc led touts
SportsRe: Rivers State Athletes Protest Over Unpaid Allowances (photos) by Escapevelocity(m): 4:40pm On Nov 19, 2015
end time atheletes.... Amaechi why??
PoliticsRe: Two Lawyers Battle To Represent Nnamdi Kanu - Pulse.ng by Escapevelocity(m): 4:20pm On Nov 19, 2015
superstar1:
Ordinary representation of their client -- The Ayatollah of alaigbo, the Lunatic Albino god of the Igbos aka The Dilector, is what the disorganised people from the jungle of Biafra are fighting on, how much more greater things?
hater gon' hate potatoes gon' potate.....do ur landlord call ur father those names u mentioned above....dnt take it personal!...ur brain is on recess
PoliticsRe: Diezani’s 14yr-old ONLY Son Asks: Is My Mum Going To Die? As Husband Breaks Down by Escapevelocity(m): 4:10pm On Nov 18, 2015
Caricapapaya:
Lies from pit of hell. Its all make up. Chai, this woman wants to do plastic surgery to change her identity. But no matter how hard you try, your opolo eyes cant change.
mister man re u sure u re okay?? Na oyibo d sue am no be naija

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