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Sixfeetbelle:
If they have their own room, and you lock your door when you're busy (to unlock when you're done), they'll definitely need to drag the door knob before they can enter, which will alert you. Even if the door knob doesn't do it, their whining for "mama" will alert the couple.

Also, baby monitors exist for this reason. Since obviously the couple won't be too loud in their activity, any external static noise alerts them on the fact that the child is awake.

oloriooko:
the plan exactly!
i believe BAT incited them to do this

Killermamba:
Na James bond style I dey use pass, my nigga must wake anytime I wan touch him mama , e come be like say I borrow money from the guy put for him mama head oooh, when I mean am, I go play with the guy him go sweat tire, come sleep like say him take something, that time even if I shake the whole house down him nor go wake or hear anything

seetomorrow:
Abeg ask him ohh. A lot of people are so bitter within themselves these days

brutal1:
😂, na our 6th year we dey and only once, and na for sitting room for night , the lights were off (intentionally) we thought they were fast asleep until one strange body touch me(I disconnected and took off but the mom didn’t run… she just carried him and took him back to bed..(end of the show for me…when she came back..fellow nigeria don rest) as in ehn and anytime they come in. The first question is what are you doing? In my mind , you go tell me how e take concern you.

djon78:
I remember a very funny story my friend told me about him and his son

They were living in a two bedroom apartment

There only child a boy was always sleeping with him and the wife since he was a baby

When he was around three, still sleeping in same room with his parents
My guy was knacking him wife and she dey moan
This 3 years old boy get up go and on light, begin rake him Papa
Say why he always makes his mummy cry every night

My guy say he was so embarrassed
And they were naked

He said the kind beating he the boy. And banned him from sleeping with them
Banished him to his room
The boy was begging that he was sorry and scared of sleeping alone
Him Papa said Lai Lai
That was how he began sleeping alone

He was now telling us his guys
The kind laugh we laugh that day

Now the family relocated to the UK like 5 years ago.

Very funny indeed

mastermaestro:
A child that can turn on the light should be able to sleep alone in a room. Unless something is wrong with the other rooms. Besides you don't seem to find any suggestion useful. Is this a fun thread? I am guessing it is.

Coleman7:
Akuko which friend? 😏 😏 😏
You’re the one be sincere.
Meanwhile Fling the baby in the next available room and make una have nice time.
But I'm having the feelings is only one room divided with cotton to form bedroom and sitting room🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

superCleanworks:
how many toddlers do they have in one room?

Exmilitant:
In movies kids sleeps in a cot in a separate room.
Shouldn't it be so in real life?

Exmilitant:
You dey live for one room?

EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.

MrBrownJay1:
tell "your friend" to wait for baby to go to sleep, carry the baby in his cot or place it on the floor and then have sex on the bed QUIETLY to not wake the lil one... or better yet, leave the baby on the bed and smash on the floor,

Sepukku:
The video is self explanatory even to a 12 year old's thinking abilities.

Watch it again.

Samantha124:
Firstly, where on this forum does it states that only Nigerians are allowed?

Secondly, where does it states that ladies on nairaland are seeking for Nigerian men's attention? I didn't know this is a dating site..

And lastly, if you have issues with me being here, why don't you contact Seun and ask him to banish me from here forever?

I mean to make matters easier, the man is active on this forum and you're free to go and cry to him like the cry baby that you are.. ... If you like, you can have me banned like your sister did on the romance section..

Unlike you, my life doesn't revolve only around men, there's more to life than always thinking about men... That's why your Nigerian sister is busy advising you ladies to double date because without men, you don't see your worth in this life.

If you want me to leave this forum like your family is the one who founded it, then make me..💃💃💃

Samantha124:
Desperate for what? Lol... Keep deceiving yourself..🤣🤣🤣..Why would I be desperate for your men's attention when I'm content with my SA men?

One of your Nigerian sisters even got infuriated by the level of loyalty I have for my man on this forum and unfollowed me because she doesn't know what it means to be in love and loyal... She believes that every lady is single until marriage, even if she's in a committed relationship or engaged... For her all it takes is the slightest attention from any man and she'll immediately start open her legs for him.

After she tried to convince me to accept your brothers' advances and double date, but failed, she ran to the precious moderators and had me banned from the romance section because she accused me of double facing her for disagreeing with her.. .. Come to think of how I used to defend Nigerian ladies whenever your men would trash talk you guys, but now it's like I need to step back and mind my business.

No wonder your men call you cheap and only worthy to be used as sex objects... Even when they come to SA, most of them go for the street ladies because they're used to the ones they left back at home..

Samantha124:
Just because domestic violence is not recognized in your country as an abuse, but it's seen as a man disciplining his girlfriend or wife, it doesn't mean Nigerian women don't get abused and killed by their partners or spouses every single day.

I've been on nairaland long enough to know that you guys get abused and killed by your men and they would not even be ashamed of it because in most cases they know that they'll get away with it because it's like your lives don't matter in your country... Female teenagers get abducted, forced into marriages, and get raped until they learn to enjoy the rape... While some female teenagers get abducted and are turned into baby factories... Yet you ladies don't see it as an abuse because it's a normal thing for you guys there to a point that even your government doesn't care...

Most of your men would even shamelessly come online to defend their fellow abusers, I've even read stories here of some nairaland guys bragging of how they beat up their girlfriends or spouses, yet nothing happens to them because you ladies have already accepted your roles as their punching bags..

KingCold:
LMFAO
1. The beauty of South African women doesn't require Nigerian validation

2. Being on this forum has nothing to do with being obsessed with you, y'all ain't that

3. South African women are way more than the ass, it's the curves in all the right places, in good proportion, it;s the beautiful skin and the complexion, it's the variety of women from different ethnic groups, it's the spunk, the rhythm, I can go on and on...you'll never compete

KingCold:
No no no, Where did I mention ass? I'm saying people are generally attracted to beautiful things and South African women on general, are very pretty and hotter than Naija girls.. it is what it is, it's life, just like Naija have better footballers than SA
I'll ignore the other gibberish, you know what they about jealousy...It makes you nasty (whispering)

KingCold:
They're just hotter, that's there to it. Capiche

JaceBlaze:
I know that you're rattled but could you at least stick to one subject matter at a time.Your comment is all over the place I don't even know what to make of it🤔🤔

omooba969:
Here we go again.

You've got a chip on your shoulder...definitely!

Lionessza6:
LMFAO, says a Nigerian woman whose sisters are known as the dignified *** pussssy traders of Africa. Get out of here with your bleached face tryna make your silly self feel better at our expense.

iHateFraudsters:
Asking for myself.

I need to know.

I go just propose to a girl, then when I get to her house, I'll make sure everyone knows I want to marry her.

So, I'll lash the girl and her aunt, even lash the mama join.

Then I'll break up with the girl and on to the next one.