₦airaland Forum

Eureka123:
I'm not in Nigeria.

Where then. Southie??

Redoil:
If you agree that anybody including a sinner should pay tithe so as to move the ministry to permanent site click like.
If you agree that not evrybody should pay tithe click share

Eyah. No like or share for you ole!

Jollyjoy:
like seriously, you open a thread for this?

The real question is... it made front page?

usbcable:
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Old enough to tell you how silly you are for asking that.

SAMBARRY:
Yes o we must. Reasons

I'll gladly lick her ass(the ppic u posted).





#IDU

deriod:
guy she lived in a dilapidated mud house in sagamu ogun state ,she goes to party to beg for leftovers,but when she died street were close ,u need to b there to c how money was spent ,over 10 cows were killed it took d intervention of elders to stop d youths from disrupting d party &destroying things ,Yoruba s& Igbo are mostly guilty of this.

That was not her family definitely just people who have been longing for a party.

RickRichards:
I never set out to make any sense with that post, so the jokes on you, boy. Trying to come across as alpha on a faceless forum. Lol...grow up.

Buhahahahahah @thebold there are expressions to use that in this is not one.

And you didn't try to make any sense with a comment? What does that make you? Senseless(just asking)? And who are the 6 dummies that liked your comment! Lord!

agarawu23:
single dad

Either this is a lie or you are like one of those kids in mount zion movies that sneak out for parties and don't listen to their parent.

deriod:
guy I'm talking from what I saw & no ,one of such cases is a woman from my home town ,she's dead for three days before neighbours found out .

That doesn't mean her family is poor. By ur rudimentary post you made it sound like a poor person's family killed 5-10 cows.

KingTom:
Mumu.com, apart from this season when last did Man u spend wastefully? The wasteful spenders in the EPL are Chelshit and Man shitty

This season has covered for all other seasons. You spent £220m and you can't even boast of going to the ucl. Man-u bought shaw for £23m(around that) shaw?! You would have bought Falcao if his juju did not quickly expire.

nnachukz:
maybe you don't know that Chelsea spent less than what city, arsenal or man u spent this season and they still carried the cup. My dear live in the present and not in the past.

Where did you get your info from? Lie.com?
Arsenal transferred only sanchez this season for around 17m man-u spent 220m they are wasteful spenders everybody knows, chelsea brought cuadrado for 24m costa around that price tag and fabregas too. You better start living I don't care if it is in the past or present just LIVE for starters.

chimerase2:
any one
Specialist in failure wan carry league

Specialist in failure? He bought anelka, nasri, fabregas, rvp, henry, adebayor, vieira, petit, overmars for £42m and sold them for £206m while chelsea needed abrahimovich's fat account to survive................ Sorry how is he a failure??

edorhe14:
Hmm...Yeah men..Buh no disrespect to anyone tho
#Onelove

You are still quoting that one that doesn't know. Abuja is now the capital of Nigeria not Lagos

ladygogo:
I'm not a fan of this nonsense either. Its a waste of money.

The Northern muslims need to be emulated when it comes to burials.

God forbid!!!! The whites can be emulated not the northern muslims

deriod:
African needs to start changing some of the so called culture &traditions ,how do you explain a man dat died of hunger/malnutrition bin buried with 5 /10 cows ,million of naira wasted for nothing ,African like to show off unnecessarily.I pray we get it right soon ,Africans needs total reevaluation.

You need to be realistic cause a man that dies of malnutrition has never been buried with 5 to 10 cows haha!!!!

moca:
Yep, sis rant all u can o

I just finished with mine or should I say, I'm still ranting.
We just finished with one last two weeks.
Did we spend money?
Yep,in millions.
Now what was d money used for is d question.
Mind u,it was a one day thing.

Let me break it down.
These r not within d bugdet giving to us by our people.
The priest conducting d rite said not less than 100k. According to him, this is a big man so big money should be paid on his behalf.
Even d 100k, he wasn't happy. Just reluctantly collected it.

All of us where made to pay tithe levy by d same church again. That they can't find our name.
Now, reverend said we should support his wife's program.
Hope u r counting.

Then, money distribution in envelopes. In thousands to more than 10 groups.
Infact, at d end of d day, we spend extra 200% from d initial budget.

I don rant tire.
See useless demands.

The thing never give me mouth to talk.
Do u know at d end of the day we were fined.
The obi and his cabinet members said we overdecorated the room and bed.
Wetin concern us with decoration?
That we... I no fit rant again.
Our fine was in thousands too.
Meanwhile our uncle is the second iin command at d palace and all of them where present.
After eating and drinking, they now fined us.

So check;me and u who suppose rant?

You wish to, if my parents die, you think I'll do all these? Sure I pray they grow old and I'll celebrate them. But me pay all the above ehn? Iffa hear.........

FynBabe:
I love the muslim's way of burial. They don't do all these things. I wish christians can learn to bury in the muslim way and the money spending would become a thing of the past.

Obviously you don't know what you are saying. Muslims are crying for their own practice to be changed. You call wrapping a loved one in white cloth and putting them in the ground without a coffin a 'practice'. What about cases where the presumed dead awakens days after.

babyosisi:
Why do we spend this much money on funerals
Why must people break the bank ,go a-begging and a-borrowing in order to bury a dead relative?
Why do Nigerians think this way ?
A relative dies leaving nothing to his name and the living have to go through hell just to put the person into the ground.

A relative I love so much called me asking for monetary help to bury her sister ( they are my dad's cousins)
I would have felt better if she was asking me money with which to pay her rent or feed herself since she is now retired
But money for a funeral?
For a sister that has children?
I will send it because I love my aunt, but it is such a waste IMHO
What exactly do they intend to do there?
If you didn't keep anything for your funeral,why should the living go through this much stress to bury you?


I appeal to the younger generation,this stupidity must stop
Don't carry on this ignorance of the generations before you
There is no common sense behind it
Please voice your opinion,I am getting sick and tired of all this hoopla over funerals.
People have even turned it into business ventures here in the USA
Doing fund raisers for family members they never gave a dime to when they were alive

It is to show how much the fellow was loved and how happy they are that he will make heaven and rest somewhere else. You just want copy the whites in everything! Ha. Ha! Smh..... It won't stop because we are not them, it is what makes us 'us'. Do you know there is a place in the world where before they settle a grudge they fight publicly and then share drinks to people? They are themselves that is how they are. Because white people are on the global scene does not make them right.

OluMighty01:
Dude, I have read ALL THE BOOKS you are quoting from. I even have a motivational book published in Nigeria, and several under my other pen name published on Amazon, but nothing seems to be working any more. I am depressed and suicidal.

The problem is you have read them and you try to act them in order to get something believe me when you get those things you'll change. You have to live them be them not act.

OluMighty01:
I don't understand why Nairalanders always have to joke about everything. Well, it is not you guys fault anyway. I am the sorry ass that is suicidal. I wish you never get as depressed as I am right now.

You are doing it wrong. You have to not worry about your problem and act like they don't exist don't ask me how.

ivyT:
Op is right, but its way too long a write up

Yes, not composed and a bad topic. Emend this, and it has a fp future.

omonnakoda:
I have Gone and buried my mother,

Good of you! Now it remains you.

Krasid:
Don't try reasoning with that one.He is an 'avid' football fan who said Messi is regarded as arrogant and proud while CR is termed open and friendly.He also thinks Arbeloa last scored in 2010.He should consider watching cricket.

Bitchhh where? I'm done reading your post I avow. This one is definitely commenting from 2011 mtchw

stefanlover:
Da fuq is she suppose to wear at a pool party?

She slayed the hell out of that outfit.

Mind you she came from her house like that. She won't change when she is bout to leave

omonnakoda:
My mother is a disease. She will wake up with diseases and go to bed with diseases. Diseases will never leave her side. When she dies, disease will follow us and our house for ever

Eyah!! Lmfao!!!!













Am an african btw. And I was talking about africans generally not you.

omonnakoda:
What do you mean by that remark?

What do I mean? What does the world take you to mean? They call you third world, they regard you piteously like you are a disease mtchww aand you are giving opinions.

simpleseyi:
Deuteronomy 20:10-15
"When you approach a city to fight against it, you shall offer it terms of peace. "If it agrees to make peace with you and opens to you, then all the people who are found in it shall become your forced labor and shall serve you. "However, if it does not make peace with you, but makes war against you, then you shall besiege it. read more."When the LORD your God gives it into your hand, you shall strike all the men in it with the edge of the sword. "Only the women and the children and the animals and all that is in the city, all its spoil, you shall take as booty for yourself; and you shall use the spoil of your enemies which the LORD your God has given you. "Thus you shall do to all the cities that are very far from you, which are not of the cities of these nations nearby.


Exodus 22:18-20
"You shall not allow a sorceress to live. "Whoever lies with an animal shall surely be put to death. "He who sacrifices to any god, other than to the LORD alone, shall be utterly destroyed.


Deuteronomy 32.39-42
“See now that I myself am he! There is no god besides me. I put to death and I bring to life, I have wounded and I will heal, and no one can deliver out of my hand. 40 I lift my hand to heaven and solemnly swear: As surely as I live forever. 41 when I sharpen my flashing sword and my hand grasps it in judgment, I will take vengeance on my adversaries and repay those who hate me. 42 I will make my arrows drunk with blood, while my sword devours flesh: the blood of the slain and the captives, the heads of the enemy leaders.”

Fool these were commands to the warriors of israel when every other nation were pagans did you see muslim there? Go to the new testament(a.k.a the 'christian' book) and show me a place where christ asked for muslims to be killed. You won't even research well mtchww.

Oklander:
Things were peaceful, then a re.tar.ded hypocrite woke up to provoke, insult billions of people and call it freedom of speech, and we say we want peace… smh.

Christianity says "if they slap you, turn the left cheek" 2. "Don't defend me(when that disciple tried using his sword to fight when Jesus was about to be arrested)" and "christianity" wasn't even derived from any word that relates to peace.

Islam says "the word islam was coined from salam(or whatever) meaning peace." 2. It says "peace is my watchword" yet its followers kill, destroy and vandalise to protect one of its supposed prophets.... Abeg who is fooling who?? Clowns!!!

idu1:
Why can't they leave muhammad and islam alone?

Why can't islam stop causing trouble because am sure they did that out of the frustration from things happening in the middle-east. Must islam answer I thought islam meant peace...... Clowns!!

sexybaby22:
these people just dont get it. You can mess with JESUS but you cant mess with muhammed.

What does that mean?

You must be feeling like you are bad-ass or somn
If you are a muslim thanks for coming out plain. Muhammed is just a man that needs defending, Jesus can defend himself. We don't need to kill for him.

Bloody jokers!! Muhammed the great prophet that needs defending and care about trivial things like cartoons lmfao!!!!