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Crime / Re: Three Cocaine Smugglers Arrested At Lagos Airport (Pics) by Esdb3: 7:39pm On Aug 12, 2016
Let them transport this substances abeg. Since culprits have been getting jail time, the number of smugglers have not reduced neither has those. Of cocaine users. people want cocaine let them have it. The planet is for everybody!

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Education / Re: Secondary Students Fight With Cutlass In Ibadan (Photos) by Esdb3: 7:36pm On Aug 12, 2016
blackberlin:


Animal, how many people from your tribe have successfully killed themselves with machetes this year? You're not even ashamed of yourself. Teenagers are wielding machetes and you're there being blood thirsty. . . Eranko ni e!

And to the students, they just lack home training. No child from a good home will start flinging machetes unless their parents set such negative examples. Truly, Ile lati n k'esho r'ode. . . Charity begins at home.


Your over hairy father that impregnated your beastly mom is an animal! How does that picture depict them fighting?!
TV/Movies / Re: Two Lagos Girls Having Fun At Elegushi Beach In Lekki by Esdb3: 7:34pm On Aug 12, 2016
Did these ratchets just make videos of them at elegushi beach!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Identical Twin Sisters Miriam&michelle Reveal How They Got Their Sexy Curves by Esdb3: 7:31pm On Aug 12, 2016
Double trouble. Do you see that naija girls?! It is not gotten by. Waist cinchers or whatever you call them. Shit I can't even pronounce that just like the unpronounceable shits you've got under your clothes!

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Romance / Re: When Another Guy Is Always Sleeping In The House You Rented For Your Girlfriend by Esdb3: 7:29pm On Aug 12, 2016
After the first day I discover, I'll get a local band to go visit my girl and our song will be "ewa ma lo ile yin o" and for the girl they'll sing "te ba fe ma lo ile yin e so fun won kan ma wa lo ile won"....


I'll be doing it for instagram likes btw.

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Phones / Re: I Have A Budget Of #30k. Which Phone Would You Recommend by Esdb3: 7:26pm On Aug 12, 2016
What I would suggest is that you keep the 30' somewhere you won't be tempted to spend outta it and get an addtion of 4k so you can go for the L8
Celebrities / Re: Actress Myde Martins Looks Beautiful In Makeup As She Poses With Singer, 9ice by Esdb3: 7:25pm On Aug 12, 2016
Op is a greedy son of a biatch!
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out What A Guy Planned To Do After Giving A Girl 20K by Esdb3: 7:21pm On Aug 12, 2016
Staged convo. Lala can't be fooled.
Celebrities / Re: Top Female Celebrities That Their Quest For Hotness Overshadowed Their Talent by Esdb3: 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2016
See op. You think if they didn't show off their body we would listen to their songs to even care if they've got talents?
Jokes Etc / Re: Skit by Esdb3: 7:13pm On Aug 12, 2016
Pele. Wa blow so gbo.
Nairaland / General / Re: Download-sexy Lexzy "Struggle To Survive" Feat Blacky Prod By Tigerman by Esdb3: 7:10pm On Aug 12, 2016
Lmao! @ Tigerman. Tigerman ko Tarzan ni!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Condemns Indonesian Anti-lgbt Statements by Esdb3: 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2016
Us ehn! We are living a condemned life here in Nigeria and they are busying themselves with who eats whom's pussssy.
Food / Re: Man Dies In His Sleep After Consuming Illicit Liquor(photos) by Esdb3: 7:08pm On Aug 12, 2016
Who send am?! Abeg is anybody seeing what fuckery Shakhtar is trying with me?!!!!
Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Suspended For Manchester United Opener by Esdb3: 7:02pm On Aug 12, 2016
Emmaxman4best:

dnt get u?

Buhahahahahahaha you can't get me.
Science/Technology / Re: Five Strongest Metals In The World by Esdb3: 7:02pm On Aug 12, 2016
And whatever the dick is made from.



Lol! They are all just trying beside brother diamond though. One for covalent bonds!!
Education / Re: 4 UNILORIN Accident Victims Die by Esdb3: 6:59pm On Aug 12, 2016
MrLekan95:
if u have nothing to say, then just read and remain silent, for that will do u more favor instead of u just blabing and condenming a school u bearly know anything about..... abeg show me school wey student no dey die or wey accident no dey occur abi na how many incident occasion dem don record for unilorin nw?


Ode I school there. The number that drip centre called a clinic killed in the last 3 semesters is sth appalling!
Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Daughter Adama Indimi Releases Stunning New Photos To Mark Her Birth by Esdb3: 6:57pm On Aug 12, 2016
I think it should be a syndrome what I feel when I see these girls. I feel they deserve the best instantly and want to go out with them because I don't want the to be hurt by the wildlings of men that fill this country.
Celebrities / Re: Osuofia, Chiwetalu Agu At Bianca Ojukwu's Mum's Burial (Photos) by Esdb3: 6:53pm On Aug 12, 2016
The mother of the pussy the coward that almost broke a nation because of his dumb ego came in at Night.


Now that's a perfect description. I'm proud of myself.

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Sports / Re: Azeezat Oshoala Visits Bolanle Ambode by Esdb3: 6:49pm On Aug 12, 2016
Smh for the ftc guy. You are promoting tribal conundrum. She is a Nigerian first! But I excpected more from Oshoala's career tho. Why do we disappoint on the big stage Nigerians?!

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Crime / Re: Man Sentenced To 6 Strokes Of The Cane For handling Woman's Buttock In Abuja by Esdb3: 6:47pm On Aug 12, 2016
Jonji should be Jailed!
Health / Re: Reasons Why You Should Eat Bitter Leaf by Esdb3: 6:46pm On Aug 12, 2016
It's just too bitter. The name is one thing Nigerians actually got right. Maybe there is hope for us.....
Sports / Re: 'that Ain't No Woman!' by Esdb3: 6:41pm On Aug 12, 2016
Lmao africans! Backward people. She might actually be a Boy. Awon eyan chichi Igbo
Education / Re: Secondary Students Fight With Cutlass In Ibadan (Photos) by Esdb3: 6:37pm On Aug 12, 2016
Smh for the poster above me. Yoruba people. I don't see no fighting here. I see two groups holding things that look like cutlasses and doing the "oya pa ile baba mi re to ba to be"(pass your boundary if u dare)

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Education / Re: Secondary Students Fight With Cutlass In Ibadan (Photos) by Esdb3: 6:36pm On Aug 12, 2016
Smh for the poster above me. Yoruba people. I don't see no fighting here. I see two groups holding things that look like cutlasses and doing the "oya pa ile baba mi re to ba to be"

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Man Breaks Guinness World Record In Bayelsa (photos) by Esdb3: 6:28pm On Aug 12, 2016
Ori iku Solomon
Education / Re: 4 UNILORIN Accident Victims Die by Esdb3: 6:24pm On Aug 12, 2016
johnsonjosbles:
I totally agree with you, we don't suppse to be afraid of death again, those who pray not to die are always 1st to die 1st, these students die in their service to God, they are beter than most of us alive sef. May their soul RIP.

I would as Seun to give you beer but you seem like a GOOD person so Seun and Lala abeg 2 cartons of Five Alive for this Human being.
Education / Re: 4 UNILORIN Accident Victims Die by Esdb3: 6:20pm On Aug 12, 2016
anselm791:


For the power of life and death lies in the tongue

Well Mr Religious, technically your bid to scare me with that quote won't scare me or stand here as I 'typed' with my fingers. Unless you are my mom I don't think you read out as you type like me also.


But still did you find in that, a person cowered at the mention of death?

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Fall In Love Easily With Handsome Guys That Ignore Them? by Esdb3: 6:16pm On Aug 12, 2016
Exactly the way poor people fall in love with Gold they can't afford.


It is true. Though. I was going to say it happens with boys too. But it don't happen! A fugly boy can fall and make a fine arse girl fall in love with him.
Education / Re: Is This True? If Yes, Why Is It So!! by Esdb3: 6:11pm On Aug 12, 2016
Nigerian medical students write like that I'm sure lad. That's a bleeped up handwriting exactly like their medical careers in this country.
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Did Not Pay For Dream Team Hotel Bill - Dalung by Esdb3: 5:19pm On Aug 12, 2016
You fools should face winning the contest goddamnit!!!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Rejects 50,000 Pounds For Performance by Esdb3: 5:18pm On Aug 12, 2016
Wizkid and arrogance.

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