Sexxkillz:
What if I told you right now, that christmas is a scam?! A big fucking scam.

A scam that is being kept on to drive sales of everything up, and for huge profits.

That's right. . . I don't know what the fuck_ exactly people all around the world celebrated on the 25th of december, but it definitely wasn't the birth of Jesus. . .

Let me let you in, on this scam.

If you are born on the 1st of February 1984, you'll be 33 years old, on the first of 1st of February 2017, and 33 and half years old (33 1/2) or, 33 years 6 months on the 1st of August 2017.

Therefore, if on the first of August 2017, you're asked how old you are, you'll definitely say 33 and half, and all the asker has to do, is minus the half (6 months), away from 33 and half, and he'll definitely arrive at february.

At this point, I'll like to tell you all that Jesus christ spent 33 and half years on earth. He spent 33 years and 6 months on this earth, before he died. . . Ask google right now if you do not believe that.

So, "Easter" is the celebration of Jesus death. . . Am I correct? And his death, or easter is usually celebrated in April, am I correct? If Jesus christ died in April, at the age of 33 years and 6 months, to get the month of his birth, all you fucking have to do, is to fucking minus 6 months away, from 33 years and 6 months, and you'll arrive at his real month of birth:

OCTOBER!!!

Jesus, was born in OCTOBER.

Christmas, is a scam. . . You celebrate what you do not know.

You must be feeling like some genius right now buhahahahaha. They didn't say he wasn't born in October. They put Christmas on dec 25 because they wanted to discourage the pagan big celebration of that day which Christians participated in.

duni04:

Oga wot on earth are you talking about? Zika has been known since the 70's, HPV has been around since. Why are you broadcasting your ignorance? BTW, who told you Zika is an STD?

Everything has been around since way long there is nothing new. If it is new, you won't see it because no developed country shows their new tech. The outbreak was new. When Ebola broke it wasn't new. It's outbreak was new. Stop broadcasting ignorance. There was a case of zika being sexually transmitted.

yomi007k:





I pray u mk to nxt year.


Complaint however noted.

No pity for this fool. She is ibo. So she probably followed him for the goodies. Ibo are bitches like Dah.

randomperson:
Very vague prophecies... I think it's because not all last years prophecies came to pass and people noticed... Like the one about STD and the one that says things will improve before the end of the year

But the std did come to pass. HPV and zika.


The one about the year ending well tho. It didn't happen for me

onnenka:
Is he owing Yoruba Muslims salary?

Does it matter who he owes if he is not doing a job he is employed to do? And you have access to the internet you educated fool.

AvsGot007:
and the kid made it already...
when I was at his age I can dance more like M. Jackson and Usher.R but my papa say Na earthworm spirit wan use me!
my people Na so African mentality killed my career

OK! I need to get back on my dance level but will my potbelly let me??




but amo shine when amo shine sha

lol his parents are rich. He is making nothing thàt can give him all that from his music.

okwypascal:

jus providing prayer help, don't prefer cold food

Cold food?? What's this one saying


Uhm hello people there is a yaba leftee with a smartphone

okwypascal:

this guy I reject every spirit of secondhand product operating in ur life. so u no like to dey like open show. I would pray for u specially

did you miss road?

Aniker:
Poem

Remember this quote. Don't worry. You'll soon come to recite this same poem soon.

yomi007k:
Dont worry bro I use to be like u.


When dey get to 28 dey will be loyal but for now, dey will act like dey run d world.

Abi. They still looking fine in the mirror when they check and the cream still works. When it stops working they start acting a mumu to get in

QuotaSystem:
What dazzling beauties they are.

These ones can press my mumu button all day every day...no wahala.

#ItsInTheGenes #ProudlyFulani #Lookers

Please is there a sarcasm challenge on Nairaland that I don't know is on or is this commenter blind or has he never seen fine girls before?

zarakay:
Hmmm I see
She's really endowed .

*blank face* where is the ass?

prettyboi1989:
if u want to believe moon landing was a hoax how come u dont believe that the existence of an international space station is a hoax? b4 man went into space, a monkey abi na dog was sent in first, and the space craft was controlled remotely. that same tech is obviously what's being used to conduct unmanned missions to mars. now tell me, with that kind of tech in place, who would still want to doubt the existence of moon landing?

The difference is that the moon landing was in the 60s

TruthNigeria:
Happy for babanla himself.. The diff is there... Starboy

drake is going to get the award not him. It isn't his song.

bigcp:


Really?...There's nothing wrong...just continue...Till you'll learn ur lesson d hard way.na 9ja girls u wan de gv everything...n!gga beta wise up....BEST WISHES THOUGH

Walahi you replied late. I have learnt the hardest way.


Girl looked me in the eye and said she used me.

This very morning, I read a very obtuse thread made by the user Tonybarcanista. Querying in mocking fashion, why Nigerians are concerning themselves with the US elections.
This is my reply.
When did Nigeria start caring about the US elections? Since the dollar started affecting the Hausa man's fried egg. Since a 1930 born Nigerian grandmother has to concern herself with what the dollar means. Since their policies can affect us. America is a world power. Since almost every democratically elected Nigerian President makes it a duty to visit the US government officially.

When? Since the FBI could tell us how corrupt our own leaders are. Since an American security agency could give us info about our own Sambisa.

Why do we care whether the 'Racist' Trump or the 'racist but silent about it' Hillary becomes president? Since we have more than 20,000 Nigerians leaving in the US. Since Average Nigerians started having dual citizenship of America and Nigeria.

America had the guts to try to impose their gay law on our sovereign state. So yes we care!

Next time, google what World Power means maybe you would have saved me brain power from trying to extirpate your ignorance.
Btw, Soyinka is a Nobel laureate of course people know him in America. Who knows you? I doubt you have ever even stepped the US embassy.

orijintv:
Better Kids With Good Future !! At least Im Certain Dis Ones Wont Evn Have Time For CU , Talkless of CuCuMBER

But beauty pageant has more money. BBA encourages cucumber am pay more serious amount.

AfonjaStinks:

I only know one thing about Christ

1. He doesn't exist

Religion is a scam

Lemme guess because you don't have a picture?

warmachine:


Lol ...the only unpardonable sin is regarding the Spirit ...every other is pardonable!... Kai hu told you dz lies

Go read about the sin of homosexuality and other sins and compare the context they were both described in

warmachine:


God doesn't hate homosexuals....He loves all.....but he hates the act of homosexuality... Its just like loving a woman bit you hate it when she nags but yet still love her and want her close...God's love is deeper than that..... He sent the Christ to die for sinners and homosexuals alike....so that they can change....contact for more info bro....I love you okay!

Two sinners are written to be hated by God. The one who sins against the Holy Spirit and the homosexual. Read the verses that concern homosexuality before you quote me again. Clearly you haven't. I you had, you wouldn't compare a nagging woman to grievous homosexual sinner.

herbie27:
And if you're blameless in anyway cast the first stone.

Uhm hey I hope you read the part where lesbians are so damn hated by God. He is filled with love but he freaking hates homosexuals. I hate all you this church goers.

Now I know what you are thinking. Nigerian kinda of song because this is Nigeria. But no. The kinda of songs I write are not for the main stream. I'm having an issue with finding a producer because most are shayo beat makers.

I write songs that I hope will make bill board success not win headies. I haven't made any demos before. I've gotten to a place I think the songs will do well if studio recorded.

Serious persons who knows Sean tizzle is not a real rnb artist and who has a fairy tale of being a Nigerian yet ranked on the bill board who also has a very good voice can message me on whatsapp 07062483979.

I could have sung my own demo but I hve a bad voice. It would help if you have experience in this sorta thing.

skitcentral:


Well, she's not just like any girl. She's a hard worker, owner of a production company and an intelligent woman.

I see what she's producing up there alright. You def have a crush. She is not just like any girl? smh.

Bossmd:


Thats just the truth. The dollar has made buying a flagship phone an almost unwise venture. Buying a mobile phone for almost 300,000 to me is not wise.


Just imagine your Galaxy Note 7 of 400,000 catching fire

You can consider S6 edge plus. Its battery is much better than the regular S6

That is why I asked you to think before running your fingers! The Note 7 has started exploding in people's pockets. It's the tech news that made rounds yesterday. An over expensive phone which is the good one in your opinion.

Bossmd:


The question I want to ask you is "What is the difference between using iPhone in Nigeria and using it abroad"? With due respect, you are very local.

that you don't know the difference shows you are the un-informed irritating ostentatious person who spends money for no other purpose than to show off. Offence meant!

There are so many reasons why it is not suited to this country. 1. Is the inability to buy it on contract like most people in America do. There are so many features on the phone that you can't use here like there. You certainly can't play pokemon Go on it in Nigeria. How many Nigerians care about cloud storage to use the feature on ios. The i-phone needs you to constantly use data. Over there they have a lot of wifis around so your phone is mostly connected to the internet through wifi and mobile data is cheaper and there is also rarely cases of poor reception in the metropolis.

It is easier to download paid apps there and apple certainly didn't make i-phones to be 'charged and used' like we do here. Having an i-phone doesn't make you international you giant Arrow. It is just a device like the infinix or gionee. The fact that it is over-priced, doesn't mean it is better. The blackberry porsche is one over-priced bullshit and it is bullshit.

I-phones were not built for your poverty stricken under-developed country. I mean have you seen the ratings of your surfing speed in the world? American averages 15mb south korea is on another level. The entire africa can't boast of an average of 2mb. That in my lingo is defined as shittt! And shittts don't get good things. Don't get me wrong the i-phone is shitty but doesn't mean it is meant for your shitttty third world! It is an expensive shitttt! And that song was sung by one of your shittty artist in your shiittt filled music industry.

Finally in a country and continent where HBO doesn't have a channel, where Show time doesn't give 0.5 fucccks about setting up a channel, it is going to be hard for you to watch your favourite tv shows! You'll need a phone that can download them. Guess which phone is best for that...... Not the i-phone! To watch ur series you'd have to get and android or any other, download the series then download i-tunes onto ur laptop(god help you if you don't have one) and then transfer the videos there before u can watch on ur i-phone.... I'm sure apple wasn't making the device to make life impossible for people.



Think before you run your fingers!!!!!!

mordtonia:
Oh no!

I know it is MTN

Pprovost:


You mean you dislike the people feeding the country I don't understand you o

Please don't criticize the Hausas if you have never lived among them before. They are so resourceful but unlike southerners, humble

I mean I dislike people who will boast they feed they the country

Smellymouth:
Change..

Cc tuneZTv. I tweeted sth like this to a musician. Her name is Alessia Carraciollo not some trsh like kedike. Don't waste ur time bruh. Listen to real talents.

ekim004:
e make sense na. Buh some people still gon hate, it flows in their blood

I would buy but I might not because of the way arrogance of the ibo people. Next you'll hear is we feed them. We can kill Nigeria off by poisoning 'our' rice. They don't have a sense of unity. We never sey hear word over crude oil. Let them keep their rice abeg. But if I don't hear the noise, I'll buy. Because unlike them, I support every part of Nigeria except the hausas.