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Travel / Re: Having A Brother As An American Citizen! What Are My Benefits? by Esdb3: 12:41am On Jan 14, 2020
CaptMarvel:
I'm just curious to know.
I would like to be more enlightened on this.

If my brother, I meant my own blood brother becomes an American citizen, I as a Nigerian, what do I stand to gain from it?

Will it increase my chances of traveling to America, will I have better chances to gain from institutions there, or and what other benefits do I stand to gain.

Dear entitled Nigerian,

Your brother's American citizenship is HIS citizenship, not yours. It holds no benefit for you automatically.

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Visits Motherless Baby Home In Lagos, Nigeria With Lots Of Gifts by Esdb3: 3:53pm On Dec 08, 2019
Newguyhere:
so celebrating an exe prostitute is now something to be proud of

Sorry non-prostitute. What exactly have you done to help people?
Religion / Re: Having Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Is Not Just A Sin But A Sickness by Esdb3: 3:50pm On Dec 08, 2019
Just look at what this one is using the computing power of his brain to care about.

Nigeria is dead.
Romance / Re: The World Is Raising A New Breed Of Harlots And Calling Them Women......... by Esdb3: 10:15am On Sep 01, 2019
Ilekokonit:
These scantily clad, tattooed, immoral, shameless and haughty Jezebels are responsible for birthing and raising the next generation.

God help us all as the future looks bleak.
what future looks bleak exactly?! The women dressing how they want is why the future looks bleak? The bleakness of the future of your country is because people like you exist. You are worried about how the women dress and not how men are ruling your shitty country.

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Health / Re: My Head Is Getting Bald And It Is Making Me Feel Depressed,pls Help! by Esdb3: 1:45am On Aug 22, 2019
tayebest:



Just accept it. This generation is so weak that everything can go for depression! cry


Imagine someone committing suicide because of baldness, WTF angry

You and the 96 people who liked this are completely stupid. You know nothing about human psychology. Image insecurity is what you are here talking crap over? Who told you people didn't kill themselves over worse in the past? I hope all 96 of you die.
Health / Re: My Head Is Getting Bald And It Is Making Me Feel Depressed,pls Help! by Esdb3: 1:43am On Aug 22, 2019
tayebest:
Weak people everywhere cry I don't know how baldness could cause depression.


Biko, we are using this word too loosely! angry


OP, get this straight, baldness is hereditary, it can't get cured.

The real issue is who the hell gave birth to people like the guy I quoted? Who decided it should be a human and not an animal?

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Celebrities / Re: I Can Give My Husband MouthAction - Ibukun Adeleke by Esdb3: 6:28pm On Jul 21, 2019
Davash222:
Women and Sexx!!
i wonder who they door with
Literature / Re: Soyinka: Much Ado About Plane Seats By Deji Yesufu by Esdb3: 6:18pm On Jun 26, 2019
Deji Yusuf is a fool. A man is untaught because another man doesn't understand the concept of booking seats.

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Romance / Re: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by Esdb3: 9:33pm On Jun 07, 2019
GT07115:
Hi peeps, I am in love with an 18 years old lady who is from a very poor background as mine, I will be 30 this year and I intend settling down maritally this year or early next year, I would have loved her to gain admission before doing anything marriage with her.

I have discussed going back to school with her and getting a trade along, by her consent to it I have gave her money to enroll for jamb and NECO exam which will make her secure admission this year, the jamb result is out and OK pending NECO exam which will start next week.

My problem is the parent are financially handicapped to contribute a dime to her education and we are not married that means the whole stuff is on my head, I would have loved to marry this year if she was already in school or a graduate, I am the first son with responsibility of putting my younger ones through school. I feel I will be shouldering a lot of responsibility, the relationship is just one way sided and the parents don't give a breathing space whenever she spends some hours late in my house, like reminding me we are not married, the whole thing is that I love her, she is a lady I can talk to, and very young and beautiful.

Avoid hurting yourself guy. You will send her to school, she will see a new life and she will follow another man. She will discover her value. RN, she is poor and her environment is not allowing her see how valuable she is. She will get to school and the way boys will come at her will make her reconsider you.
Celebrities / Re: “I Need Money For Baby Formula” – Joke Silva’s Daughter-in-law Response To IG Be by Esdb3: 8:36pm On May 31, 2019
ReneeNuttall:
Most of these online beggars are lazy people who do not want to labour but want to enjoy from the benefits of others who have laboured for their money.



Pls who can help me with the title of this animation? Thanks pls.
go and work for the title bloody online beggar.
Sports / Re: If Man City Gets 3 Points Over Burnley Fc Today I Will Stop Watching Football. by Esdb3: 5:59pm On Apr 28, 2019
Christmasdon:
yeah! its alright. I lost honourably. i know what happened.

Stop watching football don't come ND talk shit here
Romance / Re: Why Do We Have So Much Lesbians Among Our Ladies by Esdb3: 5:50pm On Apr 28, 2019
Biglittlelois:


We do that just for the fun of it, not like there is any attraction or feelings attached to it.
This is exactly what we are saying. I can't kiss a boy for fun. Boys don't do that
Romance / Re: Why Do We Have So Much Lesbians Among Our Ladies by Esdb3: 5:37pm On Apr 28, 2019
ubunja:
you really don't get it do you?

2 women is NOT the same as 2 men.

When a man sees two women make love, he mentally inserts himself as number 3 and it's sexy. More pussy for him. But when he sees two men make love it's a different scenario. He can't even begin to put himself in there. Only a woman finds homosexuals fvcking a turn on, for the same reason that it's "more dick" for her mentally.
women don't find it a turn on
Romance / Re: Why Do We Have So Much Lesbians Among Our Ladies by Esdb3: 5:33pm On Apr 28, 2019
Obainoneandonly:
yes but most of them still date guys. only a few percentage of dem dat are born with it don't do boys. am currently dating one and fvvcking her partner as well. they told me all their secrets and signs
I love them
Romance / Re: Why Do We Have So Much Lesbians Among Our Ladies by Esdb3: 5:33pm On Apr 28, 2019
Omnibus:
Shut the hell up

You shut the hell up! How is it your business?! Women have same sex tendencies. They are very sexual. That statement is facts why are you acting like they downloaded it somewhere

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Celebrities / Re: Victor AD: 5 Years Ago I Tried Like 25 Times, Lost 23 Times by Esdb3: 5:17pm On Apr 28, 2019
JoanHicks:
Enya

It can only be delayed but can't be denied
dey there dey talk yeye over Yahoo success story
Business / Re: Dangote Is Selling Dangote Flour Mills For N130 Billion ($361.11 Million) by Esdb3: 6:46pm On Apr 23, 2019
ahiboilandgas:
which enterprise u don create loss or profit making or sme or u still dey write jamb
you are stupid
Webmasters / Re: 7 Untold Dumb Mistakes That Won't Make Your Blog Last Long by Esdb3: 7:33pm On Apr 12, 2019
godwinstringed1:




Get your belt tightened and take blogging as a real deal biz

Regards!
Godwin Oluponmile from the source

Look at this one that can't write a line of code talking so arrogantly talking about blogging like he even understands the technology behind those tools. Disgusting. Felling like God's grace

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Health / Re: Gynecomastia help needed.. Photos attached by Esdb3: 12:14pm On Feb 23, 2019
koppa:
Gonna make this short....

Started feeling pain exactly a year ago during NYSC at Kano on my right breast, did some online inquiry and suspected Gynecomastia, as i wasn't so sure, i went to the community hospital and the Doctor said it's what i suspected, and said it was as a result of Hormonal imbalance, he gave me drug prescription, which i took to the Pharmacy and sadly they had just one of the three, as i wasn't sure of taking an incomplete dosage, i didn't buy the drug... Sadly while packing my stuffs at the end of the service year i left the drug prescribed for me at Kano, now it seems the Gynecomastia won't go, although there as been no real increase in the size, but i still can't wear tight hug shirts like i used to...... need an advice on what to do, and by the way am 23.....
although a medical friend said it will go away with time, he's still a medical student though..

Pictures attached
is this person serious? Go work out
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Bottle Flip Pepsi Advert (Video, Photos) by Esdb3: 7:28pm On Feb 09, 2019
manlikeboss:


Oga Simple Sense should tell you That You can't flip a full bottle.. haba
please flip your own half filled bottle
Romance / Re: Why Would You Want To Get Married? by Esdb3: 2:46am On Feb 06, 2019
Can't get married because it is morally wrong and selfish to have kids. You and your wife are the ones who wants a baby. Does the baby want you?

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Romance / Re: Why Would You Want To Get Married? by Esdb3: 2:44am On Feb 06, 2019
Regiinald:

you dont want children from your own sperm?

Why do you want children from your own sperm? Why?

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Akpororo Disgraced Himself At Buhari's Gala Night. by Esdb3: 12:22am On Jan 28, 2019
ezteem:
hey, ur more disgraceful, you are here doing the job of a critic and you ain't getting paid. He got invited to the gala. I bet my life you weren't, and after watching it at your neighbor's, all you can do is look for attention. "Oya nah" we don gree say you sabi detect dry jokes... See where his dry jokes took him. And if I quote akpororo "If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian" . Trust me nigga, u really need to look into that statement.
a dry joke is a dry joke
Thank you.
Education / Re: Students Of Unilag I've Got A Question For You Guys by Esdb3: 12:04am On Jan 28, 2019
Ggg
Education / Re: Students Of Unilag I've Got A Question For You Guys by Esdb3: 12:03am On Jan 28, 2019
davbravo:
Yeah, it's true. For first class students though and it's for every session provided the person's CGPA as at the end of that session is 4.5 and above..... they also give student leaders, disabled students and sportsmen/women,etc
Unilorin pays 90
Romance / Re: Why Do You Regret And Feel Ashamed After Sex? by Esdb3: 1:16am On Jan 14, 2019
olsome:
A guy undresses a lady before sex, but the lady dresses her self after sex. A guy begs a lady before sex, but becomes boring after sex. A guy gists alot with a lady before sex, but after sex, they talk like strangers... And sometimes ladies feel ashamed after sex, and some guys regret after ejaculating.

Why do you ask for forgiveness after sex? If it is good, just go on now ABI ..

it takes marriage to have peaceful sex
you are the only one who thinks like this. You and all your religious friends
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Addict Do You Wish To End In 2018? by Esdb3: 12:27am On Dec 28, 2018
musicnmagic:
Ok lets share which addict we all wish to stop in 2018

Mine is addiction to my phone/social media

I'll be thankful if this gets to the permanent site.
the one where I have to correct all silly grammatical blunders likethe topic of this thread

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