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Romance / Re: Differences Between Making Love In Cinema And Real Life...pics Inside! by Esdb3: 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2018
overlord29:
wink


This is poor people sex
Celebrities / Re: Being Duped Was My Worst Experience But I’m Not Depressed – Yung6ix by Esdb3: 10:39am On Nov 18, 2018
Yahoo boy feeling bad he was scammed ���
Romance / Re: Konji Girls On Twitter Proudly Show Off Their Boobs,as They Compete Bigger One by Esdb3: 8:56am On Nov 13, 2018
haykes:
ya father corrupt hoes
and these are the girls you dream of banging
Romance / Re: Slay Mama Caught With Charms Round Her Curvy Waist by Esdb3: 4:49am On Nov 10, 2018
dairykidd:

Guy this isn't the ordinary waist beads u know... Make una dey hear word! Its like an enchanted object like ring & u will be saying its just a ring... Well na u sabi. Who no go know, no go ever know undecided
what if she isn't woman

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Michelle Obama Had Miscarriage And Used IVF To Conceive Daughters by Esdb3: 6:03pm On Nov 09, 2018
surestodd77:
winnings are great , we doing it again today, call or whatsapp to confirm.
if you are really making that amount of money you won't bother selling games online. Find a seat bruh

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Michelle Obama Had Miscarriage And Used IVF To Conceive Daughters by Esdb3: 6:02pm On Nov 09, 2018
Aaronsrod:
Family of Satanists!!

God judgement is upon them.

Praise God for Trump!
the truth is coming out bit by bit. Michelle is not the mother of those kids because Men don't give birth. Michelle Obama is a tranny and That fashion police women was killed for revealing that dirty secret

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Education / Re: #oauvsunilag : OAU Students Sets Twitter Ablaze As Unilag Students Got Consumed by Esdb3: 3:44pm On Oct 19, 2018
puwoyefutu:
o ma wa ga o

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Regina Daniels Smoking by Esdb3: 10:26pm On Sep 30, 2018
Airforce01:
The sprite she's holding got codeine syrup in it trust me..
Sprite and Lacasera , the best mix for codeine .



Girls her age in my area are already full blown prostitutes so I'm not surprised.

Hi, wanting to engage in sexual intercourse and engaging in it, is not prostitution Thank you. In a country where honest hardwork can't make you successful, slut shaming girls trying to survive is not great.
Career / Re: What Can One Do With N42k Salary? by Esdb3: 12:52am On Sep 19, 2018
anochuko01:
i jokingly tell people that they can become wealthy even with a 5k job. No matter how low paying a job can be, as long as you can spare 2k monthly to buy books on financial literacy, investments and personal development, and carefuly study them, then youre on your way to great success....

try this for six months, then youll see that even 42k is even too much to start something that'll turn big.
and let me guess you sell those books?
Politics / Re: Twitter Community Amazed By Bukola Saraki’s Interaction With Young Professionals by Esdb3: 4:39pm On Sep 16, 2018
Metuh:

Saraki left that state and position since over how many years ago? I know you don't even know. grin


Free your mind and get enlightened. Not everything you read online should be believed.

you are the one who needs to actually enlighten yourself. any body who knows ilorin politics know Saraki owns and still controls kwara and ahmed is just a puppet. Even ahmed knows this. I live in Ilorin fyi. Been here for more than 18 years. So I'll enlighten you on kwara politics not you enlightening me. Saraki is a greedy mofo. Are we talking about a man who made a law of sort in kwara that any Governor who has spent 8 years in office in Ilorin should get a house built for him and after ahmed built this house Saraki asked for the house to be sold and the money given to him instead and has rumours had it, he bought that same house he asked to be sold for 70% its value and still collected his so called after office due. Please Mr man shut up about things you don't know because we in Ilorin suffering all the effects get to the edge of suicide reading all you dummies on twitter. Ilorin people stoned him for Bleep sake!!! Saraki is still a senator in kwara and you said he has left office since way back. you sound so dull!
Sports / Re: FIFA Releases 3-Man Shortlist For Best Player, Lionel Messi Excluded by Esdb3: 5:12pm On Sep 03, 2018
Jokerman:
Lol... the so called goat.... grin

goat it's fifa best not puskas. an award of two years ago that's like purposeless because it is based on the champions league only the puskas aspect makes sense
Romance / Re: Does This Thing Still Exist? [PICTURE] by Esdb3: 4:53am On Jul 17, 2018
iLegendd:
One of the haters even called my brain a 2MB brain. As a good child with 2MB brain, I have to make use of my 2MB and show those haters who probably have bigger brains (2GB brains) that it's not about the "size" but how good you can use it.

A man with 2GB memory card may fill it with po.rn videos, but a wise man with 2MB memory card will have it filled with 2 great books of 1MB each. The Richest Man in Babylon is 1MB and so is Think and Grow Rich. Both books are 2MB.

In this case, the person with 2MB brain is wiser than the person with 2GB brain.

Typing...

you had to show 'those haters'? thought you said haters don't exist
Sports / Re: Facts About Nigeria's Goalkeeper, Francis Uzoho With Pictures. by Esdb3: 2:30am On Jun 20, 2018
TheSuperNerd:
Ever heard of Acromegaly? This could be down to the lad being somewhat Acromegalic also because right from his early teens, he has been a big kid. His Growth hormone and other growth factors must have worked in some form of overdrive.

We have kids looking like this and yet are so young. Even some are as tall as 6ft 5inches before they are 18.

Look at this kid below from Brazil who recently joined what I assume to be your team (judging by your moniker), Real madrid. His name is Vinicius Jr and he is just 17. Would be 18 next month.


He should post his birth certificate simple. 19 my foot!
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Reacts After Her Boyfriend Shaved His Beard (Photos) by Esdb3: 10:59pm On May 29, 2018
eezeribe:
With all the swags and well groomed beard... So he was still a job seeker turned new employee... SMH
Boss for body, slave for account..
We have people like him so many in Nigeria,both males and females... They call it packaging.

I don't understand. He should look like homeless dude because he has no job? what is the correlation? I hope you know he is not a Nigerian and him being jobless doesn't mean he is a hopeless screw-up like you who I'm sure is employed!
Romance / Re: How Two Slay Queens Disgraced Me At An Eatery This Evening. by Esdb3: 12:47am On May 25, 2018
stupidity:
Been asking this bae out and she finally agreed to go out with me today on the condition she’ll come along with her friend. I said no wahala.

I got to TFC before them and they came in 2 minutes later. We ordered drinks at first and chit chat a little, then ordered something to eat. All these while they were snapping photos like they some kind of celebrity. As we were about to leave, I asked if they wanted take away. One of of them suggested shawarma, the other girl said same but she doesn’t want “hotdog” included.

Her reason, hotdog is made of dog meat!! shocked .

Then the argument started. This babe nor wan gree, she said she’s very sure it’s made of dog meat and if she mistakenly eat hotdog, boil will catch her in her armpit. And to make matters worse she didn’t keep her voice low. All eyes were on us and laughing as well.

This same babe is using an iPhone with a valid subscription which she was prolly using for Instagram and the likes.

Finally told her to go on google and do a search. At first she refused. Said she knows what she’s saying, later she did the search and still wasn’t convinced. Even before we left there, she stood her ground. Hotdog is made of dog meat.
it is called sausage not hot dog
Politics / Re: Read This If You Are Among Those Criticizing The IGP Over Transmission Video by Esdb3: 1:21am On May 21, 2018
Rotjijatau:
I Want The Public To Take This Piece Into Cognizance Regarding The IG Of Police's Speech Blunder

1. The speech in question was doctored

2. Even if it was not doctored, nobody is above mistake

3. If you have been following The IG's trail or watched him speak before, you'll know that he's intelligent & grammatically fluent.

4. People were complaining why he was promoted from a commissioner of police straight to an IG of police instead of following protocol. Well, that is GRACE at work...... Grace disqualifies the qualified in order to qualify the unqualified. God doesn't follow protocol when he wants to promote you.

5. If we channel the intellectual flexibility (making T-Shirts of Transmission & videos just to mock him) into more productive things, we would have been richer than we are.

6. The difference between Nigerians & Americans is, while they channel their brain to more productive things, we are busy using ours to trend someone's mistake.
that is Grace? You are a fool! There's something called standard fool. You are very stupid for this comment. Church-going fool.
The difference between us and Americans are there are too much fools like you around. CHannel what to what? to watching corrupt officials loot money? Fools like you are what needs to die off in this country. Your IG cannot read and you are here making foolish comments. Nobody is above mistake is the excuse you want to make for a person who kept repeating transmission transmission like a billion times? You are completely stupid.

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Sports / Re: AS Roma Supports The Super Eagles For World Cup Glory by Esdb3: 1:03am On May 21, 2018
kingkakaone:

Did u see what I wrote?
It is obvious u have already made Ur choice.
But please, people rise everyday in this nation u called such a name, those people don't have double heads.
Some were born into a poor background while others grew up in a worst area than the pics u posted but they decided to see beyond their present predicament.

If I tell u where I grew up from, u will say I'm lying again.
Someone once told my sister that it is impossible for a person like me to grow up from that area, that's to tell u how damaged people think that place was.
so now you are at the top eh? You are at the top? You don't even have access to good electricity or quality education for your kids or affordable internet. Your government is run by looters and you are at the top eh? You can't buy a good phone at a sane price, you can't afford a brand new straight-outta-the-factory car and when you can you can't drive it on a good road. You spent how much on boreholes? and when you are cheated you can't get affordable unbiased justice. How much do you pay for satelite tv? So you are at the top? Your oil producing nation sells fuel at an exorbitant price then the officials loot the proceedings. You are at the top yyou say? Air travel costs a fortune. You have to be rich to travel by air. You have to be rich to wash plates with morning fresh. Dish washers are luxuries, washing machine is for the wealthy and your country is alright? dude go and sit your stupid mediocre ass in one place.

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Sports / Re: AS Roma Supports The Super Eagles For World Cup Glory by Esdb3: 12:56am On May 21, 2018
kingkakaone:

I'm not against u being aggrieved for the nation but u should stop using such language in a place that u live, does it mean u are cursed? Which I know u are not.
Let me tell u, in this nation, people are getting jobs daily, others are buying cars, some are building houses while some are going to overseas for vacation. What u should know is that these people are not even politicians or related to any politician.

Even in a cursed place, people enjoy blessings, Shell give jobs without preferences, other Multinationals does same without man know man, even some people are becoming entrepreneurs daily.

I believe u may either be working or looking for job, so let me ask u this...

How can u enjoy the blessings of a place when u are always laying curse on it?
I believe u may be a Christian believing God for a miracle, but Scripture says, as a man thinketh in his heart so is he.
Is this one describing a Nigeria of 70 years ago? In which country are people getting what job. What an illiterate. I don't blame you your country has no stats to show you the nonsense that goes on there.
Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Invites Kanye West To Visit Slave Ports In Africa by Esdb3: 12:07am On May 05, 2018
what the Bleep is this one's business. Is he hot one of those keeping us tied as slaves to poverty with his allowance?!
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman's Prophecy Fulfilled 24 Hours After! by Esdb3: 2:35am On Jan 03, 2018
Zzyco:

Bros, if you don't believe hide your face. God tells him what to say, he can not determine the fate of your failed President. You guys always find something negative to say even if the truth stares you on the face. I don't know where his source of power/grace is from but let's come to agreement that this prediction/prophesy came pass in less than 24 hour's .

Guy sop this nonsense.

Your Apostle who said God told him something about two worldly musicians.

Your apostle releasing prophesy on kardashian famil. I bet he masturbates to her pictures.


STOP THIS GULLIBILITY

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman's Prophecy Fulfilled 24 Hours After! by Esdb3: 2:30am On Jan 03, 2018
farem:
Apostle Suleman's Prophecy Fulfilled 24 Hours After!
God cannot be analysed, He can only be believed and obeyed. From the time His instructions are released to mankind by his prophets, something will definitely take place.






Barely twenty four hours after the servant of God, Apostle (Prof.) Johnson Suleman, released prophecies for the New Year 2018, the effects are already manifesting as one of the 50 divine messages released by God through him during the 2018 Cross Over service at his ministry, Omega Fire Ministries (OFM), became fulfilled.

That was the New Year eve, Sunday 31st of December, 2017.

On number 12 of the prophecies, Apostle Suleman said precisely that “many bloggers will be arrested and detained”.

On New Year day, Monday, 1st of January, 2018, a popular online journalist, Daniel Elombah, was arrested by the police at his home in Nnewi, citing ‘order from above.’

Earlier in April, 2017, Apostle Suleman had foretold the victory of former footballer, George Weah as the next President of Liberia in the country’s keenly contested presidential election that went into a run-off.

The prophecy was fulfilled in December 2017.

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2018/01/apostle-sulemans-prophecy-fulfilled-24.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+/AqSJb+(S.T.E.L.L.A'S*new*G.R.O.O.V.E)&m=1
bro if he didn't say it still. will bloggers not be arrested? A ,ot of bloggeers were arrested last year. One even got more people's attention than this one you are trying hard to publicise.

Every year bloggers get arrested. last year ending unilag olodo was almost arrested for rape case. Stop this gullibility.
Romance / Re: I’m Always Wet Thinking About Her’ – Nigerian Lady In Q With Senior Brother’s Wi by Esdb3: 2:12am On Jan 03, 2018
is thus joro credible?
Phones / Re: We've Been Charging Our Smartphones Wrong All This Time. by Esdb3: 2:05am On Jan 03, 2018
Fourwinds:
BY ALAN LOUGHNANE
TECH |
Take note...
No matter how good the battery is on your smartphone, if you're using it heavily, it will barely last you an entire day.
For some people the reality is even worse, with an old iPhone 5 I used to have, if I managed to get eight hours of life from it, I'd consider myself very lucky.
Things got even worse as the battery aged.
But, there's a long-held belief that charging your smartphone in short bursts will cause long term damage to the batteries, and you're better off waiting until they're close to dead before charging them.
But this isn't true according to a site belonging to battery company Cadex called Battery University .
They argue that leaving your phone plugged in when it's fully charged (like say, if you put it charging overnight) is bad for the battery in the long run.
Once your phone reaches the desired 100% battery when it's plugged in, it receives "trickle charges" to maintain the battery at full charge. This keeps the battery high-stress, high-tension state that wears down the chemistry within the battery and is bad for it in the long run.
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Therefore, you should plug out your phone as soon as it's charged, and don't leave it charging overnight, which we guess about 98% of the population do.
You don't even need to charge the battery fully every time you use it.
"Li-ion does not need to be fully charged as is the case with lead acid, nor is it desirable to do so. In fact, it is better not to fully charge because a high voltage stresses the battery," according to Battery University.
Basically, anytime you've a spare few minutes, you should try and plug your phone in rather than doing one mammoth charge at the end of the day.

we charge full because in Nigeria we don't know when next we'll get electricity

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