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and Prince William never travel on the same
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*Your body is creating and killing 15 million
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*The king of hearts is the only king without
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*The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It
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*The most popular first name in the world
is Muhammad!

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*One car out of every 230 made was stolen
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*Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks
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*The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three
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second!

*It takes glass one million years to
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*The two-foot long bird called a Kea that
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*The first product to have a bar
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mystiqueDZ:
Crawling out I see...welcome..

stfu I've been around just been busy

Nneka123:
like me ke? No! he can't stand me

And incase this is the girl in the picture.... You want to really wow people? You gotta calm that pride....

dechandel:
You dont know how to appreciate compliments? Na person tell you say make you fine?

You believe that's her cause her picture isn't real as yours the quality and all.... If I find out nneka 123 doesn't own that account chai!!! I will frustrate her on this NL ehn!

LajaLaba:
Comrade wats going on?why are u so angry

as in that bleep of a boy was calling a girl ugly so I said I don't think whoever owns the account is the girl in the picture cause the girl is fine but the way the account owner defends him or her self does not seem like how that kinda girl would respond and then he asked me to shuut up... As in u r calling sm1 ugly definitely you want nothing to do with the person right? So why ask me to shut up if not for him wanting t be friends in the first place. Buh why he gotta form hate to get a girl?

mystiqueDZ:
All I see is a boy ranting....MEN take risks!
Marriage is not for the faint hearted...

risk? The life of unborn kids is a 'risk' to you? Getting married and ruining your future is a risk Wtf! The word is so mild and so cold to be used.

And I guess you are a woman.... Let's see you manage (what you called a) risk when you get there. How can you call something so serious a risk

mystiqueDZ:
Boys rant......it takes one to defend one.....

that's your comeback ? Boombay just plugged in the diss of the century in your butt-hole and you aint got shit to say?

GIYAZZ:
Shutup

eh! Thought you were calling her ugly so you actually like her and that is your angle of trying to talk to her this are the kinda pple girls screw over. I wish more screwings than u've alrready had.

Tashaamania:
im sorry, does it look like what you think matters now?

yyou don't need to add the 'now' its nt like it mattered before too. Oh but it will matter someday.....I said so

Wrote that comment out of lack of things to say to you cause you duller than a latern at its lowest burn.

GIYAZZ:
Your name dey my mouth? Na food??


Shawty, I was just saying you're ugly and you don't deserve them hypes you been getting. That's all

dude!!!! That is not her. Whoever owns that account doesn't own that picture! U shld be able t deduce that your self now!

Nneka123:
You can say what you want! you can as well blab all you want!, i don't fucking care!, mitcheeew!

that's tautology 'saying' in that context is blabbing already. And its mtcheww hw d fuuuck d u pronounce 'mitcheww'

Tashaamania:
Trash!

I was about to say you are fine but youu don't gget that anymore you are getting you are trash not because you called the article that but because you are one of the girls who does this

NickiRoman:
..It's obvious he escaped from yabaleft

eh! its your dad that ran fa. Ok sit down there you better call your mum...oh I've forgotten she couldn't comprehend the failure she birth so she lost her senses when she wasn't allowed to kill you.. Ehmm ok call your uncle,,,,ohhhh my bad he is in kiri kiri..... Look, I think its better you just leave all of them you self will soon follow suit so don't bother.

dammywapes:
There's lady that I love so much
She's always on my mind, night and day
But people told me she's in love
With another guy in town
This news makes me so sad
I'm confused, I don't know what to do about it
How will I know if she loves me
I'm confused
How will I know if she loves me
Does she really care for me
How will I know if she loves me
I'm confused
I've tried to get her off my mind
But the love she gives to me, draws me every time
I've tried to get her off my mind
But the love she gives to me is so strong
Each time when we were together
She use to tell me that I'm the only guy
{I felt this myself to this woman}
Now I'm so confused
People told me she's in love
With another guy in town
This really makes me so sad
I'm confused
What am I going to do about it?
Oh God
Does she really care for me
How will I know if she loves me
How will I know if she loves me
I wanna know oh baby yeah
How will I know if she loves me
You know she's the only one for me
How will I know if she loves me
Does she really care for me
I need her by my side
How will I know if she loves me
I wanna know oh baby yea
How will I know if she loves me

some people be trying so hard to show talent. How are we sposd to knw the tune to that thing you wrote

Nneka123:
What is wrong with you? Are you mad? , leave my hair jor, go and tell your sisters to take off theirs!

The bolded has proved the following:

The individual in question does not own that picture. She is allowed to post another picture with that face holding am a NLer.

The individual if by chance is really the girl in the picture,,,, is lame as fuu.uck! Your hair The hair of dead people poor indians poverty-stricken russians is "your hair". The devil really is a genius(in deception) she doesn't evn knw real from fake anymore that explains the padded-bra abi those are your "BBreastssss" too?

softysparky:
I think you are drunk.

that thing that is dating you is the one drunk on your punny juice useless padded-bra wearing idiiiot.

Nneka123:
lol, this one is strong o

iffa hear say you are the one in that picture!

Woman Player of the year....Nadine Kessler

ozoigbondu:
You know deep in your heart that messi is no where near cr7

mtcheww leave award messi is way better

Processions are going awards are being given here are the awards in pictures.

Enjoy and don't forget to hit the like button.


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mayapop:
Op go take your meds please...

you are sick tele keep fuckingg peopple over

kilokeys:
lol.. d guy dey form Vex...

im fit vex pass Samson for bible?

... before the end of today, he would be lolling and lwkmdying from "delilah's" LAPtop..

#yinmu...

f...uck you I will soon call her self.

tuffgongjo:
Man u fans will soon come for u.

I will be sitting in this thread wearing my "Arsenal" Jersey.

The best in the world of football is about to be chosen.

Messi,Ronaldo,Neuer.

These three have shown they are special by performing feats that make you cringe in submission to their amazing adroitness. But who will be the best of them all.

Ronaldo.

He has played 26 matches this season, in 5 different competitions, scored 35 goals, with 10 assists and 4 yellow cards in all competitions(national appearance not included). Please note that he has appeared in more competitions than Lionel messi.

Messi.

He has played 25 matches this season, in 3 competitions, scored 25 goals, assisting 10 times with just 3 yellow cards

Manuel Neuer

He has appeared 23 times for bayern this season and has been the number one choice for bayern Muunchen for a long time. He won the golden glove award at the world cup and was also named FifPro XI best goalkeeper...

It'll all be revealed this evening. Who do you think will be crowned the BEST!

just Amazng!!! Have a lovely monday!!

I am just tired! I have read countless stories
on Nairaland on marriage issues, courtship problems the latest is the dhensity's. Imagine he said he could vouch for the girl yet she treated him that way. I have seen homes broken, wrecked, lives destroyed from failed marriages. Am tired o I am just tired! I have a girl currently who I can vouvh for but now its 'who I can almost vouch for'. I am a very emotional and loving person(to ladies. To men am a dick-head kinda.) I don't pick interest in girls often, but when I do, ha I love-up like crazyyyyy. But with all this stories, I just want to get a girl pregnant pay her or take care of her raise up my kid, die and make heaven.

But come to think of it. Girls!!!! Why can't y'all just listen and stop being bitches you claim boys are evil and have done things in the past to y'all. So many boys are learning from this(me being one cause I hate it when a guy talks about a girl and go like "that orebe","that pussiee" and shits like that) and we are ready to change but Y'all just keep acting like cock-suckers! You are now the reason must boys are getting mad and playing girls! You claim you want men to love you, care for you yet when you see a boy rocking blings, i-phones, mohawk you fall faster and flatter than Jericho.

Am prepping for the war with my parents later-on because if am not a 100% sure, lobatan! Fucccckk marriage finish!

To all the ladies:- STOP BEING BITCHESSSS!!!!!!!!!

I made front page and I didn't even know. OMG!!!!! I did it!!! Whooooooo yesssssssssssssssssss.Rockvicie where is your ass

EroticAngelina:
abeg clear!!!!!! Useless thing.

na your brother be land labourer wey dem dy always shout clear at. Na ur papa get useless thing for giving putting such a rotten egg in ur mama gutter.

obongproff:
Dis is d main reason why some of us are scared of marrying under d "no-sex-before-marriage" umbrella. I can barely handle d frustrations of sexual incompatibility in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. Na for marriage way I want come manage am?

OP, ur hubby has a very very low libido and very very little interest in sex, plus he is very very selfish. Howeva, u shd find a way to make him stop being selfish and try to satisfy u, at least with his fingers and tongue.

On d oda hand are u sure u have not grown too fat dat ur present chubby state could be irritating him? Maybe he does not know how to say it or he's saying ur too fat via his actions but ur not listening. Have u even considered dis at all?

Also, how can u live with a man for four years and ur yet to learn how to put him in d mood? Me thinks u still hav a lot of homework to do. How can u not know how to seduce ya hubby? Some men are easily aroused, odas are difficult to get aroused. But most men have a sexual breaking point, and I think ur yet to discover dat of ur hubby's. His own my not be via bum-shots and skimpy clothes, but u still gotta find it.

Meanwhile if u can successfully put some viagra or konji-stimulating agents into his food or tea without him noticing, I advice u give it a try. When konji hold am, in go find u come.

Divorce shd only be considered afta all options have been explored and der has been no improvement. Madam, u made a big mistake by talking to ur mom and sister abt dis, d fact dat ur close to dem does not mean day will give u right counsel. Na only correct pastor and sex therapist way u fit tell dis kind tin.

you deserve 1billion likes. Am dwelling on the chubby and fat area. If I later later say I will marry thÉn she must be hitting the gym every saturday, working out every morning. If I see small tummy ehn! The divorce papers will be signed ni kia kia. Me wey be say I don watch porn I don see big white booty and slim stomach with pink pussy. You now want me to come and lick your (first of all + am having a hard time deciding if I should marry a black woman) black pussiee with tommy join am. Uhn yama!

EroticAngelina:
what does my pic have to do with this topic? Wetin carry u there?
U better start typing good english and stop viewing the profiles of monickers u see with (f) sign. Goat.mtcheww

so you are a boy.

And simple omission of 'r' is what your dry head can't deduce. If you don't know a typo when you see one how do you know all you wrote isi-ewu.