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There are 333 paper squares on a toilet paper roll.

The national orchestra of Monaco has more people than their army.

More than half of the people of kenya are under the age of 15.

"Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for 'General Purpose' vehicle "G.P".

Tokyo is the largest city by population 35million people.

A yellow colouration on your tongue signifies you may have a stomach problem.

The word tip comes from 'to insure promptness'.

The phone number of the white house is
(202) 456- 1414.

Your liver is 96% water.

Your ring finger is the weakest.

Your nails grow faster during pregnancy.

Blondes have more hair than dark haired people.

The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve chicken bones.

The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

There is naturally no blue food.

3 teaspoons make a table spoon.

Moisture not air causes superglue to dry.

Hitler was claustrophobic.

If at the time of the birth of christ someone spends a dollar every second till now that person would have spent less than $70billion.

Fan is an abbrevation of 'fanatic'.

ifeness:
Ask Yahweh to give you that.

Mtcheww thought you were ready to die.

Afrok abeg corner me for the second forest this animal no even get liver.

easy4beno:
I still don't understand how and why english is too complex for some to comprehend..its very simple, if u feel its wrong to pay your tithe..ignore it and don't pay..or these pastors that you're mentioning, how many of their members have come to you to lodge any complain ?or how many times have the pastors forced tithes out of their member's pocket?where did you read from above that its a do or die affair..pple like you should just watch it and stop unnecessary propaganda all in the name of I must comment..

I love you and that reply so much I can save a roach's life at the expense of that biitttch's.

gsparks01:
where's the correlation?

that one is a fool jare abeg ignore.

ifeness:
Lets try this : Use your bible to curse me. Call your pastors,including 419 Adeboye ,you guys should do it for 20 days that i should die. If I don't after 20 days, Jesus is a lie. Try it!

Please give me your full name and your mother's name too.

Liability:
adeboye and oyedepo stop the collection of tithes.....it is evil.


Thief thief pastors.

. You must be a fool. Are you? They should stop the command of the bible of collecting tithes. Yet if they stop you this animal will come here and say they are not real men of God.


Ha ha eh! Omo some people are stuupiid o.
Some people's brainpower can't near a cockroach's brain power. Ha ha!

See you jjust need to take a knife and do the required cause you are not fit to walk among men(human beings) you this bush baby(iwin. Yoruba people knows the meaning ask them).

There are 333 paper squares on a toilet paper roll.

The national orchestra of Monaco has more people than their army.

More than half of the people of kenya are under the age of 15.

"Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for 'General Purpose' vehicle "G.P".

Tokyo is the largest city by population 35million people.

A yellow colouration on your tongue signifies you may have a stomach problem.

The word tip comes from 'to insure promptness'.

The phone number of the white house is
(202) 456- 1414.

Your liver is 96% water.

Your ring finger is the weakest.

Your nails grow faster during pregnancy.

Blondes have more hair than dark haired people.

The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve chicken bones.

The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

There is naturally no blue food.

3 teaspoons make a table spoon.

Moisture not air causes superglue to dry.

Hitler was claustrophobic.

If at the time of the birth of christ someone spends a dollar every second till now that person would have spent less than $70billion.

Fan is an abbrevation of 'fanatic'

ALAYORMII:
Thantophobia is the fear of losing someone you love.

don't worry tommorrow I'll do one on phobias here.

falcon01:
that is patrick ogbahiagbonication

hmmm. I need to learn that.

falcon01:
Where those crinkumcrankum higihaga and retort of a rakpatorichalrekpaty

what language is that

Samakinr:
Good.... griffolage... Lmao. thanks for adding to my voc bank

its *griffonage*

Visage- Let's say someone tells a lie or you shout on a person or something, his or her visual countenance is called a visage.

Collywobbles- when you feel butterfly in your tummy.

Nibling:a non gender speciific term for nephew or niece.


Griffonage: an unreadable handwriting.

Agraffe: do you know that weird cage your wine cork is locked in well its called that.

Dysania- now I know everybody has felt this. That feeling you have early in the morning when you just can't get out of bed?

Rectal Tenesmus- ever after going to take a dump feel you still have some poo left in your anus. Its called that.

Ferrule- that metallic part of the pencil that holds the pencil and eraser in place.

Diastima- the gap between the teeth of some people. Its called 'eji' in yoruba.

Malapropism- this is the incorrect use of a word often arising from trying to impress.

Spoonerism- do you know when a rapper goes like... "Yo am in the queer old dean , with the dear old queen " he is being spooneric. Or a 'blushing crow' instead of a 'a crushing blow'. When you deliberately transpose or accidentaly the initial letters of two or more words when speaking.

Aphthong - the silent letters in words.

Mondegreen - when you think you heard kanye sing 'am going to london' when he actually sang 'am going and long gone'. Primally just misheard lyrics.

Philtrum- there is a space triangular between your upper lip and nose. Its called a philtrum.

Keeper- now this not a football goalie no, this is the metal ring you put the over-fold of your belt in.

Interrobang- a lotta people don't know that if you put this '?!' at the end of a sentence it has a name.

Totty- there are some women who when 90% of men see all that comes to mind is how you are going to lay them. They are totty.

Crapulence- I felt this on christmas. That feeling you get when you eat too much is called the above.

Snood- I've always wondered what that fleshy thingy on a turkey's neck is called. Now I know.

Vocables- when wizkid goes 'oh na na na' or any song goes yeee la la la or a good example is shakira's 2014 world cup song ' la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la'
Its called vocables.

Barm - the foam on beer.

Overmorrow- you can just say this instead of saying the day after tommorrow.

Rasceta- the lines on the palm of your hands.

Petrichor- if you've stepped out after rain falls you should perceive an odour of dust cold breeze of some sort. Well that odour is known as the named.

Phosphenes- press your palm to your face. Yes do it press your palm to it... Did you see tiny lights? Ok you just saw phosphenes.
Stay put for more.


Minimus:the little toe or finger.


Nurdle: a dab of toothpaste


Wamble: every ajebo has heard this sound. The noise your stomach makes when it is tired of being starved.

Aglet: the plastic coating or part on your shoe.

Chanking: don't know if its in the normal dictionary, but urban dictionary defines it as spat-out food amidst other meanings.

Tines: the pointy metals on the fork.

Auscultation: the sound of beating organs in your body heard usually through a stethoscope. AND FINALLY FOR THIS PART.

Scurryfunge: The time you run around trying to make everywhere neat just before or as a visitor is arriving.

Real Madrid loosed to Valencia this evening in what looked to be a sure win for Madrid after the first half. But Valencia dazzled the los blancos at the second half scoring twice to snatch away a 3 point lead from madrid. Messi reacted to this via a picture. Scroll down to see his reaction which was rather hilarious.

Buhari at a thanksgiving service. what will politics not do.



Meanwhile, some christians will say he won't attack christianity with this. Eyin ode.

AfricanApple:
u wouldn't have been banned if you had let sleeping dogs lie. as much as I know that the mods also have their fault, I will still say you should try to obey rules even though others are breaking it. stop putting your attention on what the admin is doing right or wrong, I believe its not because of them you registered this account, so I say just forget them, if you open a new accnt, no need bragging about it so that you wont be noticed

word! True shii. Aight gurl. Thanks

They call them 'ibon' mostly common in yoruba land. Ibon wo lu(ibon entered the town) is what they say when it happens.

They are said to be tapa people who come into the land armed and kidnap people for sale. Kingdoms who don't want their village destroyed select people to give to them. They said when they come, the safest place for villagers is the forest. My great-grandmother said one time when they came and everybody started heading for the forests, there was a woman with a child who was crying on her back. Seeing the child would draw attention to her she took the child off her back and smashed his head on a stone.

A lot of people dont know their true origin because ibon displaced there ancenstors. Up till date a village in kogi called iyara has two groups of people-the indingenes and the ibon-displaced set of people. The latter cannot marry the former yet when you go there you can hardly distinguish them.

I just thought to share this.

Tapa people sha. Commiting wicked acts since 1855.

Tundeiab:
The guy above is afraid of being banned!!! Lol

wtf!! Ma nigguh I've been banned 4 times. If I was scared I would not make it known that am the same person genius. I just want Nairaland to see its blunder.

tuffgongjo:
She be like Statue.

he be cause he still has his dick

juianne95:
Warrisdis

a boy

Please I plead with you to read all the way down

Afrok, Africanapple you won't believe this yeye moderators banned me again. This place is just proving more and more to be handled by kids and nothing near mature minds. They banned Esdb1 for rule 19. Which says don't create a new profile if banned.
But both Andyblaze and FNN are still on nairaland after clearly violating Rules 8.(Don't post false information on nairaland).

A lot of users have violated rule 2 infact I've been a victim of it when someone threatened to charm me and my unborn kids. It was so realistic that day I had to annoint myself and pray. Nobody banned that person.

Even the mods are guilty of rule 13.(Nobody should post in capital letters or gif)

I still saw rule 18(don't advertise in the wrong place or post the same content twice) being violated yesterday.

A guy broke rule 10(don't reveal or post a nairalander's identity without their consent) yesterday by talking about ireneony. He didn't get banned. The mods even moved it to the trending page. (They have now made a site used by thousands their play thing. Its like when you leave a whole mansion to 13years old. They move stupid topics to fp like that "hilarious questions your kids have asked" which was so poorly lettered too.)

Do you know how many people have broken rule 15(don't try to misspell censored words).

You can ban this profile again its your funeral. I wish this was America you'll be in jail right now seun with the multiple law suits I'll have filed against you or rather you'ld have made me rich from the damages you would have paid.

Once again the hypocrisy in Nigeria. You all shout of our leaders enforcing laws that suits them, being bias and all. You come here hoping you can lend your voice and you find out the same poo(and I spelt it like that) is going on here and nobody is talking. Have fun seeing Nigeria get better in the nearest impossible future.

I repeat all this happened to my original 'esdb' account just because I called for Seun Osewa to change the fact that christians must take an oath before posting in the islamic section. He replied saying we must tolerate each other. If we must why should we swear before we post in thir section and them not in ours Ma Nigguh if you go to hell tommorrow you went for this!