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fijiano202:
I prefer Viber

jagunlabi!!!! Always going underground when people are going to the four cardinal points.




Who asked you!

FriedPlantain:
If after reading her well written write-up, this is all your brain could muster, then I gotta admit your brain is as useless as the Q in queue.

Too many kids(mostly boys) in this romance section, one reason why I hardly visit here. You think I'm wrong, check out the comments made by all the guys above.....not one single intelligent comment.

dude check her profile picture before you crucify him

EroticAngelina:
lol yes na agape z the purest love.

you want agape love yet you 'almost your' cooch is your profile picture. Agape ko aga-ape ni. You better stop deceiving yourself.

Asisat Oshoala!!!

She is also the Youth player of the year.
She really deserves it. She was sensational.
A very quick and adroit player.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2010249_b63nzhkcuaenft_jpeg25da2f86524f9e987f1296167336b8ee

Other awards include.

Yaya Toure(ojoro...just kidding)
African player of the year.

Es setif(algeria)
Club of the year.

Women's National Team of the year.
Nigeria.

Team of the year
Algeria.

Refree of the year.
Papa bakry

Most promising Talent of the year.
Yacine brahimi.

FrancisTony:
If you can prove the existence of your God.

Maybe

. He will show you. Oh boy he will and you will not be alive to tell anyone. #MarktheseWords#

FrancisTony:
Says who? Your biblical God?

We have been hearing these same lines since centuries ago.

we shall see.
And by the way you've lived centuries?

He only came out because he his hiv+

6. Tv Bag.

Hmm cool

4.Hamster heels.

Are those hamsters alive?

3. Jean Slippers.

Now that is improvision.

2.Hairy tights.

Someone wanted to fool her dad? (Esau)

This accessories are just weird. I can't believe someone thought all these up.


1. We have the contact jewelry.

So spectacles aint enough no more?

Beesluv:
No probs. Nice collections though.
The drum bed is wow, but I'l prefer the wardrobe bed for this cold season. Expecting it.....

I want it to

If you ask me na who I go ask

I saved these for last. Apparentlyy the guy pierced or cut off his jaw-area and inserted a magnifying glass.

A man pierced his uvula?

I saved this for last. Apparentlyy the guy pierced or cut off his jaw-area and inserted a magnifying glass.

More.... Metal mohawk.

Hollow ears.

More...

5-pound piercing(How does the guy even eat?)

Lip zip. Wtf!

This piercings are out of this world. I can't even describe them.

I'll try though. From extra mouths to mouth piercing to long knives in nose to back piercing this is just bizarre.

Akosbaba:
Konji o Konji

I read it like the wizkid song zombie o zombie. Is that it?

Beesluv:
sorry, i didnt

sorry for my outburst. People just ask dumb questions here and it has been frustrating.

The last beds. Nepa bleeped up yesterday.

Beesluv:
why don't you just maintain a thread for the same topic

ha ha didn't you read my reason? Why do you people just ask foolish questions

A barrel bed! Like wtf!

A cadillac bed y'all

I don't know what happen nairaland won't let me continue my post. Anyways here is more.

Let's roll them out.


1. This bed is definitely not for anyone like me who fold up their bed spread before waking in the morning.

You know what?
Just enjoy the picture am stressed out.

TrueFcts:
please nairalanders, is possible to injure a breast?
i was in the front seat of a taxi and a guy entered to join me and before i could adjust properly, he had sat down and rest his hand on me.
i dont know if its on purpose but my right breast was paining me and i didnt know how to tell him to remove his hand. now am having aches there.
if you were in my situation, what would you have done?

he has squeezed the glory out of your boobs..... Snap it let me examine first before I conclude

Pilots on international flight identify themselves in english no matter their country of origin.

Leonardo Dicaprio got his first on-screen kiss from a man.

The average led pencil a 35 mile line or write 50 000 english words.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

You can't count up to the no. 1 trillion.

You can't tickle yourself

There is a town in france called condom.

Grasshoppers are more nutritious than beef.

For Men.
67.5% of men wear briefs instead of boxers.

For you Ladies.
Most lady hair-bands are made from recycled condoms in china.

emmysoftyou:
no...bro
Make up makes a woman beautifful to behold...

ok good. When you wake up after the wedding night and your wife says "darling you almost killed me yesterday" looking like this......





Don't say nobody didn't warn you. And don't go wash your d*ck

Bossforeva:
so to criticize someone for something that is not good is now Hate and Jealousy. because everybody or so called "celebs" are doing it, means that it is now right. SMH when i see people lost in the world.. think about how ur whole being came to be for a moment

those ones are stewpid fa. People who have been bought over by the devil. People who are so much of a white fanatic, if oyinbos start making chains out of poo they will tell you its dope. You better don't waste your mb on them.

Bossforeva:
so to criticize someone for something that is not good is now Hate and Jealousy. because everybody or so called "celebs" are doing it, means that it is now right. SMH when i see people lost in the world.. think about how ur whole being came to be for a moment

those ones are stewpid fa. People who have been bought over by the devil. You better don't waste your mb on them.

BabylonCruise:
His hand on his "crouch" again.....dis boy

its called 'crotch' you dumb dull genius.