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Omoluabi1stborn:
Its not a lie tho.

Very Apt.
Oba, Osun, and Oya were sango wives.
Funnily enough, the three wives became rivers.

Sometimes we really need to learn, unlearn and relearn

Are you saying these rivers were not in existence until they turned to River? I'm an African to the core but there are certain things we need to do away with and a good example is this. I mean, how can somebody turn to River?

joyandfaith:
That's why I always say Awolowo lacked foresight. If he was really wise as people claim, he would have fought for independence of yoruba people.

Awolowo didn't lack foresight, in my opinion. I think he is rather a selfish man who wanted to rule a unified Nigeria at all cost even at the detriment of his tribe and ethnicity. I have read enough about him to reach this conclusion

To give judgement is one, to obey is another.
We all know how things like this play out in this obodo, no one will pay him any money and no one will publish any apology anywhere. They'll meet at "their political meeting" and laugh at the judge and Nigerians for our foolishness.

All the things way you write, abi na copy u copy am sef op, na story. For this naija wa we day, just know 1 big man shikina

could be helpful

seriously the way some people take some things needs to be investigated. For goodness sake what is bad in hugging someone from behind. Sick people everywhere

RichYoungNigga:
Anambra state is the smallest state but has the highest number of individual self made millionaires

can u pls back up dis ur point with empirical prove

Ikwokrikwo:
The Afonjas will cry blood on seeing this.

Nnamdi Kanu is a living legend.

Far greater than Awolowo

we all know u don't av sense at least pretend u du av hediot

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EggovinMma:
Seriously, the best to do is to be an "Open book".I hate pretence, that's why I'm very open and outspoken. It gives me enough time to read people's character to see them really for who they are.


Sometimes it's really sexy to allow someone change some aspect of you in a loving way .Not scared one bit of discussing my past, after all I no kill person.

Wetin I won even hide? ?
I don fuccck
I don thief before but I no carry weapon. My parents are eye witnesses. Na dem still the police and judge with jailer for my stealing cases.
I don cheat
I don cry
I don fart for crowded place, lock up like say no be me.
I don drink drunk sleep vomit put for road.

Which past again person one hide? Who I kill?

ur honesty is on point...kip it up plz

I love this and I thought sharing it with you will make you feel good.
A professor was teaching about Proverbs 15:1. He asked his students, why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?
The students thought for awhile. One said,because we lose our calm.
But the professor asked again,why shout when the other person is just next to you? Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you are angry?
The students gave some answers but none satisfied the professor.
Finally,he explained, "when two people are angry at each other, there is a distance in their heart psychologically. To cover the distance,they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are,the stronger they will shout to hear each other through that great distance.
Then the professor asked,'' what happens when two people fall in love?
They dont shout at each other but talk softly,why? Because their heart are psychologically close. The distance between them is very close.The professor continued,"when they love each other even more,what happens? They don't speak, they only whisper and they even get closer to each other in their love.
Finally,they even need not to whisper,they only look at each other and that's all...so next time you shout on a loved one know that you are creating distance between your heart and that person's heart.
Proverbs 15:1 says gentle answer turns away wrath,but a harsh word stirs up anger...Pls share with as many friends as you can.You maybe healing a hot tempered person today... Enjoy every moment, life is easy.

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dkronicle:
Apc army looks like fashola

Na fashola fada broda sis cozin son pikin

[quote author=INTROVERT post=37482271]The OP dosent watch news... Half of what he stated were started by GEJ and even buhari acknowledge it personally.
Datz d problem wit Nigerian dat just write witout prove #change #saiBuhari
ES OH JAY

Let's nt take anytin away frm GEJ he strtd dis electricity dat we r enjoying nau, d truth is itz jes d fear of PMB dat made us strt enjoying it almost immediately...credit shud also go 2 GEJ...#change #saiBuhari
ES OH JAY

My advice chop hiz money n dnt go any whr quite wit him da waz wa I did 2 1 dat disturbd mi lik 6yrz ago

fajani:
every guy does

Nt evry guy, cos I dnt

Shoro niyen

Op ue emphasis on failure 2 much na by force 2 fail

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Cud dis b true

Beverly Johnson writes about sleeping with Mike Tyson and Eddie Murphy

Supermodel Beverly Johnson recently released a tell-all book where she talked about her past male lovers which included Arthur Ashe, Mike Tyson & Eddie Murphy. Below is how NY Post reported it
Tennis star Arthur Ashe called her for a date after winning Wimbledon in 1975. The two went out for a while, and Johnson says that Ashe’s “four-hour, hot-and-heavy tennis matches developed endurance muscles in every area of the body.
“We had all-night lovemaking sessions,” she writes. “I was forced to pull out a bigger book of tricks to help him get to the point of no return sooner, or risk some serious health issues of my own. Swinging from the chandelier [every night we spent together] was taking its toll on my well-being.”

Johnson finally found success at moving Ashe along when she showed up in “a seductive cowgirl outfit” with a sheer top and a denim skirt “with nothing on underneath.”
Johnson had a “short encounter” with Eddie Murphy, then at the height of his early success, which “hadn’t gone well.” Johnson was put off by Murphy’s ego, especially after, at a swank party, Murphy had his bodyguards tell Jagger to leave the bathroom so Murphy could use it alone. (Sadly, Johnson does not share Jagger’s response.)
Her relationship with Mike Tyson was more satisfying. The two met just before Tyson — then 20, 15 years Johnson’s junior — was scheduled to fight for the heavyweight championship of the world. Tyson “gushed” about how much of a fan he was of hers, telling her “how beautiful I was,” and asking her on a date.
The two spoke on the phone constantly, and just before his big fight — which, if he won, would have made him the youngest heavyweight champion in boxing history — Johnson blurted out, surprising even herself, “If you win, I’ll give you some.”
Tyson won, and showed up at Johnson’s door 19 hours later, an impressive feat considering that the fight was in Las Vegas and Johnson lived in New York.
Johnson kept her promise.
“Our first time together was nice, if not the most passionate of nights I’d experienced with a man,” she writes. “Mike was young and still learning how to please a woman, but I very much enjoyed it anyway. Mike was so full of excitement and vigor that it was actually contagious.”

43-year-old virgin gets new 8in inflatable bionic eggplant

A man who had his penis ripped off  when he was 6 years old has been fitted with an 8in bionic manhood which inflates when you squeeze the testicles.
43 year old Virgin Mohammed Abad, lost his penis in a road accident in Huddersfield but now, for the first time, he has a fully functioning package complete with "on" and "off" buttons.

And he says he's ready to try it out.
Mohammed, who appeared on Embarrasing Bodies in 2011, told The Sun: 'When you want a bit of action you press the "on" button.
"When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds.
"Some ladies might want to try it out."
The ingenious design is fitted with two tubes inside the shaft, which pump fluid from his stomach into the penis by pressing a button on his scrotum.

Another button then drains the fluid.

It took surgeons at University College London 3 years to mould Mohammed's new member using skin taken from his arm.

He underwent 100 operations in total, including an 11-hour procedure to attach the device.

Mohammed, from Edinburgh, is newly single.

His wife, who he wed 2 years ago without telling her about his condition, left him last year.

He said he would be be upfront with any future partner.

Dnt judge a tribe/people cos of d foolishness of 1man, and again u ll find ppl frm oda tribe doin d same tin...ES OH JAY

cool

(This is reportedly based on an actual
experiment conducted in the U.S.A. by Dr.
Harry Harlow and his associates at the
Primate Laboratory of the University of
Wisconsin. )
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of
the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of
bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.
Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder,
all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water,
which makes them miserable. Soon enough,
whenever a monkey attempts to climb the
ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting
to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up.
Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever
attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed,
and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing
the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why
none of the other monkeys are doing the
obvious. But undaunted, he immediately
begins to climb the ladder.
All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat
him silly. He has no idea why.
However, he no longer attempts to climb the
ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and
replaced. The newcomer again attempts to
climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys
hammer the crap out of him.
This includes the previous new monkey, who,
grateful that he's not on the receiving end
this time, participates in the beating because
all the other monkeys are doing it. However,
he has no idea why he's attacking the new
monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are
replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the
room. None of them have ever been sprayed
by ice water. None of them attempt to climb
the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically
beat up any new monkey who tries, without
having any idea why.
And that is how traditions, false religions and
erratic systems get established and followed.
"Think twice before blindly following anyone
or anything. Especially ideas or ideologies
that have to do with religion, or affect others
or the community.
Make sure you understand the basis of it,
based on clear evidences and their
explanations and reasons etc."

A friend said he's afraid that Buhari may take
us back!!
I replied him that i would be happy if GMB
can take us back because it's always good to
go back when you've
lost your way and your destination is no
longer visible.
GMB Should take us back to the era where.
1. One Dollar to 54 kobo.
2. Everything was on first come first serve
3. There was zero tolerance for corruption
4. The OIL REFINERIES! Port Harcourt, Warri
and Kaduna were built and operational
5. Anybody with questionable wealth was
afraid to show up
6. There was Zero tolerance for indiscipline
7. Everything was in order
8. Nigeria had no debt,
9. Neglecting your children was a crime
10. Littering the public place was a crime
11. 20 Oil depots were built and functioning,
PTF was managed with transparency
12. Western world cant interfere into our
business
13. Chad invaded and we sent them packing
and decided not to harness their Land
14. When our economy was NOT running on
generator
15. Everybody can sleep with their eyes
closed
16. Countries like Indonesia and Malaysia
need not use Nigerians to set example on
how to deal with drug pushers.
Pls: GMB take us BACK! take us BACK!! We
can't wait!!
Take us BACCCCKKK!!! to the good old days
of this our great Country.
God bless Nigeria
#change

yes let's wait n c

Just reading through late Andrew Azazi's brave
declaration that some PDP big wigs were behind the BH insurgency. Nigeria can't b fooled if at the end of 6weeks some chibok girls are found and perhaps BH is said 2 have fled Nigeria for safety. All these are politics since "he who pays d pipper dictates d tune". Its only a fool that will believe that what the military under GEJ cant do in 4 years will finally b done in 6weeks. Nice prank Ebele but we Nigerians are wise.

NIGERIA: INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
DATE:...14TH FEB, 2015
KICK OFF:...10AM
VENUE:... ESTADIO D' POLLING BOOTS
(capacity: 68million)
REFEREE:... ATTAHIRU JEGA

STARTING XI:
PDP Fc:
5-3-2. As the Defending Champions, this is a defensive formation in the bid to defend their title..
LINE UP:
1 Jonathan Patience(Gk),
2 N Okonjo-Iweala,
3 David Mark,
5 Edwin Clark,
7 Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card),
8 Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro),
9 Adamu Muazu,
10 Goodluck Jonathan(C),
11 Namadina Sambo,
15 Gabriel Suswan,
17 Olu Mimiko)

Meanwhile, APC Fc employs a diamond
formation of 4-3-3 with attacking options and
prolific strikers, leading the attack.
LINE UP:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bola Tinubu
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari(C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10 Aminu Tambuwah
11 Bisi Akande
17 Adams Oshiomole
23 Yemi Osibanjo

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Observers

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