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On the last day God shall judge Lagos TRAFFIC condition specially

WILL HIS ACTIONS MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE? WHO GO WIN GO STILL WIN PLUS HIM MINUS HIM

A THIEF WILL ALWAY STEAL ON D SLIGHTESS OPPORTUNITY,BODE DIS TIME MAYB NA LIFE DEM GO SENTENCE U OH,IF HE HAD KNOWN HE FOR FOLLOW HIM INSTINCT AND EXIL HIMSELF OH

cherylcliojnr:
Hmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mine is 4th May..........Blessed,wonderful,special n unique day!!!!!!!!! Any special mate can call on 08138350081.

Wow am a. Day earlier,reping May 3rd

Lilimax:
Determination is the key to success.
I know that one day, this young man will succeed
Mark my words!

Women telling men lies that can kill for a long time ,babe tell dis guy it wud be sucidal if he attemps to carry dat tin reach airport cant see any determination in killing ones self

D GUY MAKE SENSE AS A YOUTH SHA D BLEACHING TIN REALLY BROUGTH OUT D TRIBAL MARK,RIP TO D DEAD

govt trying to eliminate poor men for a long time,very soon garri go turn contraband too make we know say na population controll

DIS LIA GUY STARTING HIS JOB BIG WITH FAYOSE OH,SEE HEAVY WORD HE TELL D GUY,DONT KNOW WAT UNA MEAN BY DAT MANY MONEY AND ONE ACCT SO FAR NA ONLY POLITICIAN D TIN GO AFFECT AM OK WIT IT ,LIA UR NEXT STATEMENT SHUD B ON HW WE GO GET OUR 5K BEER MONEY OH

wen one jobless politician try to regain relevance they see tins were there is nothing,wen this omokri guy and the government which he served could not do anytin on boko haram issue france was one of the ist countries to render help but dey were not allowed to help becos the govt was gaining from the conflict ,unminding the fact dat facebook did not promote the bring back our girls at dat time we know how many countries promoted it still our government did nothing but deceive us till dis day,slavery is wen u are forced to put up france flag against ur will but wen u knowingly put it up u aware dat france is just one target in the ISIS list and if the world is not informed of the security tension at the moment who knows the nxt target? we cant be fooled by slave politicians dat maks statements b4 tinking

Amusaopeyemi:
The pimple face is the real me. I still look like that now, you've got a problem with that? Yes i'm an Atheist

Atheist as in ? ur beliefs sha na alien kind oh

klap4gbens:
same day of birth same month of birth same course of study same church same height

GUY U BETA GO ASK UR MAMA WELL OH IF UNA REASON ALIKE UNA B TWINS B DAT

NinaTohBadt:
GOD I WANNA MARRY AN OLD BILLIONAIRE TOO

Babe u.know watin u dey talk so ? ,if u marry young billionaire dem dey forbide ?

damton:
point of correction. Oba's in yorubaland don't die, they only transform into a new entity .
That's the general cultural consensus anyway.

guy u sound. Like a babalawo with dis kind correction Na dem creat dem self wen dem no dey die,life is in stages does olden days fairy tail even kids don't blive it again

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/orubebe-to-be-arraigned-for-false-asset-declaration/

Now I know why dis guy could disgrace himself by sitting on the ground,he got so much astake ,old news sha the new news is dat he shud have renovated prisons wen he had the time too late now

adeolazzy:
I am sure people who know me on nairaland will discover that I am a huge fan of MissTechy, like a huge huge fan. So I did a bit of stalking, even sent her a couple of mails to help me in composing this article.For those who don;t know MissTechy is arguably the most widely recognized female tech blogger in Nigeria even Google recognizes her as such, she created MissTechy. com on the 9th of February 2015 and has gained a lot of awareness from big brands like Samsung and small brands like InnJoo. See others things you might not know.

1. MissTechy is a designer. If you visit MissTechy's blog a lot you will discover that she designs most of her images. herself. I also confirmed this,so this is 99% true.

2. She is a good photographer:; I know most off you might not see this as amazing since everyone is a photographer these days, but MissTechy is also a very good photographer she currently has 2 DSLRs

3. MissTechy is an extremely shy fellow and by xtremely I mean someone that might probably cover her face to take pictures. I met her at the Android one launch event and goodness me, the babe is extremely shy. Asides that you can also tell from her videos, she hardly shows her face in her video

4. MissTechy is a giver, prior to the time people misuse it, Missstechy gave out freebies and by freebies I mean 5000 recharge card on her blog and now she has started a phone giveaway.

5. Misstechy is also a digital strategist by the side, Asides blogging MissTechy works as a digital strategist for a digital agency in Nigeria.

6. MissTechy is actually very short, there is a thin line between Misstechy's size and a dwarf.

7. MissTechy is a covenant university graduate, she graduated in the year 2012. She studied Banking and finance.

8. MissTechy is a die hard Manchester united fan and by die hard I mean she is one of the few ladies that go on twitter to talk about football.

9. MissTechy stays in the Ikeja part of Lagos, I got to know this at the Android one launch

10. Finally, MissTechy is beauty and brains packed in one little package. and by the way, her full names are Oluwatobiloba, Dorcas Tope Ayeni. took this off from her Linkedin and Google.

cc lalasticlala

Ps. she designed this below

Guy dat number six sha tells dat u are really.really bad ,lovely profile sha ,i admire her works

bukatyne:
How did Hello Food and Mama Cass start?

Trust me, If KFC introduces Banga rice to their menu, we would rush it.

looks like the we got lot of banga rice crew here ,if d op shud consider dis banga tin its sure his ist customers are already waiting ,not a bad idea sha but kind of funny ,mayb d op go take d banga rice comedian to kip the place loud with laughs as a comedian as he dey hot

IceDude:
OP have u considered banga rice business? People are used to stew, jolof and fried rice. Selling banga rice will make u different 4rm other food vendors.....U can print a polo with the inscription "MR/UNCLE BANGA RICE". Just add swag to it and u will be surprised with the way people will patronise u. "The difference between kpekere(plantain chips) and bole na packaging"

HAHAHAHA,GUY U ARE A BAD COMEDIAN ,BLIKE U DON TOO EAT BANGA RICE OR U DON TOO EAT D OTHERS AND PLANIN TO CHANGE DIET TO STRICTLY BANGA RICE?

missbronze:
of course, I am May 3rd.

Ok birthday mate ,thought u were joking

missbronze:
Wow,

u are looking at 3rd may sweety.

Are u really may 3rd?

MAYB D GUY JUST BOUGHT SHARES IN THE COMPANY PRODUCING THE BOARD ,SMOKING TOO MUCH INSPIRATIONAL WEED CUD STILL BE A FACTOR FOR D SHOWMANSHIP SHA

[quote author=handsomeyitayo post=38419074][/quote]Yemen

halfrica:
Since u no buy ram she kukuma turn u to d ram to chop leaf

Lol babe u are ultimately wicked

AND ONE YOUNG IGNORANT GUY WILL STIL BE CALLING HER SWEET NAMES FOR ONE CORNER ,WEN WOMAN DON TOO STRONG SHE SUPOSE GET PROMOTION TO MALE TEAM

kestolove95:
Ojukwu d rebel...see gowon dey cum..hahahahaha..ojukwu go don pick race for inside him grave now as I call gowon...mumu rebel, I knw blame u..u b Igbo sha..d drug pushers of nigeria

babe if dos ibo nigas catch u ehmmmm ,see as u use mouth scata their most respected ojukwu ,u better no cross onitsha brigde oh cos ur pix will soon be dere as most wanted

Goodboiyy:
Urhobo People

https://www.freshangleng.com/articleimg/90a6908e-0e8e-432c-ab3e-819ab37e1704.jpg

https://www.naijastories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Urhobo_Dancers.gif

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2101257_711_jpege059080017ecd44b607625311d147613

https://reformeronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/DSC_0162-300x201.jpg

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2237656_makasheibrukayodeawogborotraditionalweddingaugust2012bellanaija059403x600_jpeg7e7105cc0e95f6162fd029a763b49ea4

Itsekiri People

https://www.itsekiriculture.org/img/culture.jpg

https://www.itsekiriculture.org/img/okparan.jpg

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/itsekiri5.JPG-600x336.jpg

https://www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Itsekiri-day.jpg

Ijaw/Izon People

[img]http://4.bp..com/-MkovTie2TK4/URWYhCROeAI/AAAAAAAAMsk/CJ6B8A87xM4/s280/tumblr_luk74iPFg91qjz7u4o1_500.jpg[/img]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/592786_kalabari_ijaw_jpg7b20a67d36edc7841680a2763a046b71

[img]http://2.bp..com/-RNUsOhVPoUA/URWU7mMQ01I/AAAAAAAAMsU/ePfz1K4Cy4E/s1600/Isaiah-Inara-Anthonia-Bayelsa.jpg[/img]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/575026_ijaw_cora_jpg6a95cb1f33c7c103c82dc88458ce722c

[img]http://www.nacd.gov.ng/Abj%20Cnval%20'07%20163.jpg[/img]

Photos Compiled by Ayo A.k.a Goodboiyy

Credits: http://www.itsekiriculture.org/culture.html

http://kwekudee-tripdownmemorylane..nl/2013/02/ijaw-people-nigerias-aboriginal-water.html?m=1

http://www.nacd.gov.ng/Bayelsa_State_Fashion.htm

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God bless The Big Trio

Uniqueness at its peak ,proudly urhobo

Over feeding at work ,wen dem freeze all ur illegal militant accounts ur eye go clear like dvd and then we go see were ur loyalty lies

pyyxxaro:
When a masquerade wears a mini dress

Who are we to complain




With her strong yansh like baboon own

Guy u are blooody bad ,

rosy4u:
ok dear....

I was just worried over nothing .. lol

StephanieEzeh:
This is pure old school can't remember the last time I set my eyes on this car! Ladies, can you go out with a guy on a date in this type of car? If you see a guy driving such car, just know its "papa dash me"

NA THE CAR DEM DEY MARRY OR THE GUY? GIRLS WILL MARRY D ONES WITHOUT EVEN BYKE TALKLESS OF THE ONE WIT MOTO,LOVE ,MARRIAGE IS ALL IN THE HEART

ROSY IT IS ALL NATURE AT WORK ,DONT TINK IT IS A MEDICAL ISSUE ,SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST FREE DOING SOME THINGS IN D PRESENCE OF OTHERS AND IT HAPPENS WHEN ONE MIXES UP IN A BOARDING LIFE STYLE FOR D IST TIME ,BEING SHY CONTRIBUTES TO IT TOO SHA

DAT NO 4 FUNNY SHA

kokolinxum:
Sean Tizzle has ‘revealed’ the secret to his new pink lips which a lot of people have said he got through a minor surgery, but Mr Sean says no, that’s not true, here’s what he did. According to him,
the only thing that changed the colour of his lips was that he woke up every morning to brush his lips like he brushes his teeth. He then applies a lip balm, and alas a pink lips came ALIVE.
”It is simple- you put your lips together and brush them gently to remove the dead cells that may have accumulated overnight or the residue from drinking beverages”, Sean Tizzle said.

Source »» http://suretunez.net/sure-gist-my-new-pink-lips-is-as-a-result-of-brushing-my-lips-not-surgery-sean-tizzle/

dis guy but u can lie,so brush dey bleach lips now abi meaning me for don turn abino from continous bathing with sponge na