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royalvalentine19:
heheyheyhey.. I love this ..thats actually me

indict yourself in t name of having fun.m

AFI baddest..HML..The police is your friend..

Tega4B:
Ok.Tx for Reading.

Av been in a relationship with my so called bf for about a year nw. Heaven knws I love him, about a month ago I got pregnant and he insisted dat I kip d pregnancy.

My problem is,after much questioning on y he's finding it so difficult to tell his parents,he opened up to me dat he got bck with his x nd dey are planning on getting married in December shocked .

Am frm a very responsible home,if my mum gets to find out she would insist dat we get married(I dnt want it to look like am forcing him on me).
Am jst few months old in my first job after school,still tryin to settle.If my boss gets to find out its a 50/50 chance of me loosing my job.

Being a baby mama is nt an option for me. Do I keep dis baby n go to his parents or Get rid of it n move on with my life.

what if something goes wrong when trying to terminate your pregnancy?? And what if the whole thing goes wrong..so many things are at stake here..Your life..Your future..what if u take dat decision and u can never bear a child again as a result of dis..Think carefully..Think deep..Its not d end of the world..My advice to you is that the only solution to this is by telling your parent 1st and your parent should insist on telling his parent too..bye for now!!

Very shallow thinking..How possible is it to islamatise Nigeria..The world is too civilized for such thing to happen..

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Always USA..Gay marriage..Corporate terrorism..Well Packaged Corruption..

IamNawty:
Same story everyday. Wev heard this story like a million times alrdy.
If dis topic shuld mke fp I promise I will deactivate my account

Modified: calm down guys, I will surely deactivate but let's vote..
Hit like if u don't want me to deactivate
And share if u want me to go
I promise afta dis vote aw do d needful

the share is more than like..we are waiting.. or you want to rig this vote again?

IamNawty:
Same story everyday. Wev heard this story like a million times alrdy.
If dis topic shuld mke fp I promise I will deactivate my account

Modified: calm down guys, I will surely deactivate but let's vote..
Hit like if u don't want me to deactivate
And share if u want me to go
I promise afta dis vote aw do d needful

Please do th needful or Apologize for saying what u won't do..don't want to see u deactivate though..

i hope FFK's brain will be reset when next he visits here and that ponmo governor that love taking pictures rather than performing his duties as a governor.

I expect WIKE to fight back..Shall we begin??

Cute..love black ladies..

ChelseaDotCom:
If this scrap there cause any surprises, that means Ibadan is populated by illiterate. Nairaland should stop glorifying this kind of thread that would cause international world to laugh at us. Rubbish!

lol..you will see sumfin similar to dis nonsense at ikeja close to CV..People just walk by like it's nothing

It works abeg

Hunger will teach him a lesson..

Muafrika2:
Google connected directly to bank account? Sounds like an opportunity for fraudsters.

Good one but Nigerians would use it d other way round trust me..

True Reverend indeed..

cruzita:
when e reach that part,I will just TOOK my leave







or fast forwarding things go take place

or make pee worry u.. ;Dor sudden cough..lol

Drew0:
I don't see anything funny here.

Gbam..exactly my thought..The nonsense is too rampant on NL..mtscheww

splenzard:
this is what you get when the legislature isn't totally free from the arms of the executive.. my poor judge doesn't want to hear stories about his salary

AND A JUDGE IS PART OF THE LEGISLATURE?? LOL I TIRE OO...

LOL..HIGH WAY TO HEAVEN..

Saraki dey fin offa people sympathy. nonsense

I love bolt..He never dissapoints.

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

Lol I can't stop laughing..d gal dey vex + hungry..make I teach u wetin to do?

Nice 1

Idiots

Try mixing Eva with Baby Oku..It will reverse the whole thing..sorry.

Berlyn:

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so guys i would like to share this with you all my experience with a pocket picker

the crowd was so much and they were only few vehicles at the the garage, it was late i had no choice so i board a very thight bus i had to manage the squeez, all through the journey getting to my bustop, as i was trying to alight from the bus, suddenly a lady stepped forward pressed herself against me as it was such a crowded area i tried to shrug her off ,but didnt mange to, An elder female about 40 suddenly hit me from behind i lossed balance i tried to glare at her but my attention was distracted obviously some one deeped hand into my bag i felt it i tried to force my self out, afterward i realized my money had gone wow! I immediately ran towards the lady as she was really walking so fast... I stopped her, greeted her i thought it was something we could handle amicably not involving anyone else i spoke to her politely
'Ma i knew you deep your hand into my bag and made away with my money' awww she shouted 'e be like say u dey craze which money you see me? Ah she said some things in her language ' gosh i was confused i still couldnt believe my eyes before i could raise my head she started calling people explaining shi to them i have a tiny voice so my voice couldn't beat hers everyone paid more attention to her cos she speaks the language they all understood, omg i was dudumbfounded i spoke to few people who advised me to let her go since there was no evidence.. But i saw her even as at that moment the money was in her hand no one believed me she had crews who defended her i gat vexed and i left the place!! It was really a horrible experience ...

Lalasticlala abeg help move to fp

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I feel ur pain..shit happens dear..wish I could fight for u!!

Girls.. RIP

Africanman123:
I overheard some of my colleagues talking about the main reason why we work. I also raised the same question to my Palmchat followers. To be sincere I work for both, because I have passion for my job. But can you answer sincerely, what do you really work for? Passing or pay?

if you work for passion..employers will take every advantage of you..use u and at the end u gain nothing..Nigeria is the only country where they expect you to work with passion but they are never ready to recognize your hard work and extra hours they make you put to your job..if you complain they tag you a rebel..

By striving to become a bigger boss..

It doesnt