₦airaland Forum

denny4ril: @ poster, i agree with you oo. nairaland is full of ddifferen people sha...

d moderator decided to put it on d front page..to see hw stupid ppl can be(display of stupidity)sori if I said too much!

chucky234: From your posts I think your problem with English is severe,you need the exam more than the girl.

why nw..

fados4sure: Tell us your problem

tel u nd who..guy apply lubricant nd help urself..leave d poor sister alone..better still make a hole on ur bed..or find a goat!

fados4sure: If really i want to broke as you claim, will it be in church?

thief self no dey go church..don't dull.

preshuzpearl: Fados u talk too much abeg carry ya noise go somewhere else

babe calm down nw..pity d guy..na over konji dey wori am!

achi4u: oga poster,u be poor fellow.
u called her on sunday to fuvk her abi?

sharp boy..as if u knw wetin dey my guy mind..d gal self over kaku dey wori..sharp gal..o fe funk e up..ole..

No vex baba don dey old..make baba dey sip small alomo small small..e go help dey refreshing brain..

sylve11: Beaf and Bluetooth, I sometimes mistake one for anada.

yea u on point..I abuse d 2 of dem sumtimes before realising beaf(pomo)GEJs cleaner had d intention of peeing on his head!

sylve11: Beaf and Bluetooth, I sometimes mistake one for anada.

yea u on point..I abuse d 2 of dem sumtimes before realising beaf(meat)GEJ cleaner had d intention of peeing on his head!

Willzkid: Dayokanu= bluetooth
Beaf= pointB
Werepereli= Ijawkid
Shymmex= Brixtonyte= bittyend ( dis guy like attention sha)
Musiwa(1 to infinity)=becomrich(a)=uche2005=matemate
sijo01=bini girl
orikinla=ilaje(wateva)

calm down bruv..na differentiation u dey do!

amosy007: seun and mukina

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___|___ laff don hang me 4here Oo. (Why always dem)=balloteli..be careful no allow dem stop nairaland.

esere826: Assuming that the news is true,

Miss Otteh evidently lacks a good relationship and people management skills, needed for such a high office. But I doubt she is corrupt or worse than those that were accusing her.

What always amazes me in 9ja is when evidently very corrupt or notorious people are allowed to hold positions till eternity (eg Annenih, Diko the comptroller chap, Ibori, Tinubu, Omisere, etc)but when the chaps with some intended good in their heart(eg Otteh, Ribadu, Tai Solarin, Tam David-West, El Rufai, GEJ etc) err just a little bit they are quickly cut down and ridiculed publicly.

I support her reinstatement. In the land of the blind, one eyed ones should be given the chance to lead (no offence to d blind, sorry). When the government space becomes more honest, transperent and intelligent, then people like her can then be kicked out.

GEJ..u for mention okonjo put..mtscheww

ifihearam: If it is an islamic school or a mosque then they should proceed,please bomb more of such places,to forestall future breeding of buharis and his cohorts.

u r an appropriate and perfect definiton of a fool!when u r been asked..who is a fool simply answer dem dat u r!

kennytidistar: wait o even fashola has break the law, his he a law enforcement agent? his he the police? so why his he arresting? has the law court given a warrant for the men to be arrested see as lie dey kill us for this our obodo country, well the constitutition only permit the the NAC to discipline their member and not fashola so he should go and sleep. liar gov.

which law did he break..did u see him putting handcuffs in his hand..cos I dnt understand u..or u wanna tel me he doesn't v sss..police officers among his aides..funny hw ppl fink..moreova he clearly stated he had called der superior to lay complain nd he expects dem to take disciplinary actions against dem..wen next u see a millitary officer break d law..u can walk up to dem nd correct dem..am sure u wld receive d beating of ur life..even d police wldnt want to try dat!

Acidosis: For every persons that insulted me based on my previous comments- y'all are fool.ish.
Is it the work of a Governor to arrest people on the road? Why was this made public in the first place. The man has a thing for the military and I know it. The other day, He insulted Mr President with his commanding tune just because GEJ ordered the military into your streets to save you people from your own breeded hoodlums.

O you shallow minded people, look beyond your nose, i.diotz. Why can't he use his agbada and masquerade clothed civilian fellows in government as examples? Why the military?

I see u r a foolish person..truly a fool..tel me if brt lanes were constructed in fasholas bedroom..cos I dnt understand why u said it was made public..fool ur finking is so shallow.

booqee: [/
only d 3rd joke is funny.....d rest are stale jokes.

stale to u buh mite nt b to odas..let's v urs nd see if it aint stale

‎​A woman was having sex with
her lover in her apartment, 20
storeys high Suddenly she
heard her husband arrived.
She told her lover, 'stay like
statue and not to move'.
Husband: Who is this?"
Wife: This is a robot I bought
to hv sex with me whenever u
travel.
Husband: Ok let's hv sex now
Wife: No sweetheart,
yesterday I got my period. So
I will go & make a cup of
coffee 4 u.
After she left the husband
said "Damn it I'm so Hot, I
will Bleep this robot in the ass!
He tried fucking. The lover
started talking in a robotic
way: "SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE".
Husband: Damn! robot is not
working properly. I'm throwing
it out of the window.
The lover realised that he was
on the 20th floor so he said
"SOFTWARE UPDATED
PLEASE TRY AGAIN"...Hummmmmmmmmmm

Akpos was coming back from school, singing and dancing, the father asked him and said my son dis one dat u are happy, singing and dancing, I have not seen u in dis mood for a while now, the boy replied and said papa, u will not be buying new textbooks, notebooks and all the writing materials, the father shouted, that's my son, but wait oo, did u win scholarship or something? D'Boy said noo, I AM REPEATING THE SAME CLASS AGAIN.....=D =)) =D

*Akpors in court for a crime he
committed*

Judge: Now then, please tell me,
what is the charge against you?"

Akpors: I was caught shopping
very early.

Judge:That doesn't seem like an
offence to me.

What do you mean by "very early"?

Akpors: Well, your Honour It was
before the shop was open. . .:-

Felix lost his cheque
booklet and went to the bank two
days after to report.
Bank manager: I warned you to
be careful with your cheque book
Mr Felix, because anyone can
forge your signature.
Felix: I am not a fool. I have
already signed all the cheques, so
they won't have space to forge
my signature.

CONVERSATION BTW GOODLUCK & PATIENCE:

GOODLUCK: I wonder what's going on next door.
PATIENCE: It's a birthday party!
GOODLUCK: Whose birthday party is it?
PATIENCE: I'm sure it's Tuyu's birthday.
GOODLUCK: How do you know?
PATIENCE: I heard them singing ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!'

exxell: Must you guys always show yourself? This is a world wide web (www) for crying out loud and not yoruba wide web (yww). Must you guys always talk in your native language? How do thousands of viewers understand what you just typed above? Nawa o.

why can't u just shut up..d post wasn't meant for u..it was clearly stated @ops..moreover u cld read wat she said..no comment regarding d thread wat d Bleep is nw ur prob..@ least some1 wrote sumfin in ijaw.mAyiba oo..u didn't cry abt dat why r u barking abt dis maggot..gay..u make me feel nausea..

domdolly2050: When she cries,she looks like sometin dat is abt 2 b offered 2 some god of ugliness,even mad man go run if he see dat face!

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___|___ laff don hang me 4here Oo. Dancing alanta nd siping alomo wif swag..

Corruption has eaten deep into d life of an average human being..we only tend to blame those who are caught..an average Nigerian is corrupt..corruption is all over the world. just that the level of corruption varies from country to country..continent to continent..even a new born baby knows what corruption means..lol..my question is what would the world look like without the word corruption..is it going to promote peace..love among us..is it possible to have a corrupt free society..what's the future of this country if corruption persist..what should be done to reduce the level of corruption..what's the cause of corruption..do you see a corrupt free society(Nigeria)in the nearest future..your opinion please. I see no hope..

Don't fucking care if a post get to d front page or not..where is it stated dat trending issues shld make frontpage..we v topics better than what we see on d frontpage nd stil remain in der thrash bin..most times we see unreasonable topics in d frontpage nd I log out faset..why must 1 mods stories always be in d frontpage..d most annoyn part is sumtyms u creat a thread that has not been created buh before u knw it..its already on d frontpage wif some1 else name..I wonder d kinda politics dey play here..no wahala my own website self go start soon

edwindprof: He that prays 4 another mans death must be a sadist! ... Al thiefin politician is sombody's mother or father, even smbody's sister or bro... Lets just pray 4 God not to alow such tragedy to happen like d man of God has instructd.

yea its true...not gud to wish oda ppl death..buh d same politicians dat steal money which belong to d masses..money dat r meant to build gud road..water supply..eletricity..health sector..buh dey sponsor terrorist..touts..hmmm dey v destroyed livs nd so many ppl v been sent to untimely grave due to der greed..hmmmm..dey v no conscience..dey dnt care if we all die for dem to stay alive..hmmm..well if its true..won't pray for der survival or d plane crash..GOd knws best!

timmy1999: What u just said now if now christian mention ur mohammed name like dat..na problem..but pple like u will alway want to cause wahala wit ur words..
What u just said now if now christian mention ur mohammed name like dat..na problem..but pple like u will alway want to cause wahala wit ur words..

wats d correlation btw tb joshua nd mohammed or religion..tel me even d name jerie sounds mor lik a xtain or igbo name..so wtf r u talking..u just a fool.

kindabigg: Submarine cable

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al dis fin self na science(juju)

amosy007: We are on top of the situation.

People shouldnot panick and go about their normal businesses

*munching cassava bread*

lwkmd

pompori king: Rubbish why complain..pdp had their chance for 16yrs dey did nofin.acn 4yrs tins dey change.

not al abt d party bruv buh ur willingness to serve d ppl nd to let d will of ppl decide who dey want..dey dnt need to buy vote..

[quote author=Okija_juju]Na Bukky a.k.a Oluwabukola[/quote]yea u r rite but wen enebele(nt sure of d spellin)was sick it made d frontpage..buh ppl get sick everyday..nonsense if u dnt v anyfin to say..kindly suck ur poo..