₦airaland Forum

obowunmi: Okontami

lol obowunmi..obo?

No offence peepswhich name do u consider as very stupid here on Nairaland..for me its...I shit for body..wats urs?

SimonAndal: They Will Not Force Us
They Will Stop Degrading Us
They Will Not Control Us
We Will Be Victorious!

IDIOT u r here here chanting thrash..go out der nd chant dis rubbish!foll!

Lemme just shut up..if I talk nw..sumfin else wld hapen here..mouth sealed!

badmrkt: i forsee another impossible goal from Cisse just like what i saw last season!!

shut up..beefers dnt beef us!oloshi ppl!

cutievik: OCCUPY THE SOCIAL MEDIA!!!.It's high tym we rise aganist these partisan economic policy,by using wat we have to get wat we want,first nd fore most let's keep our HATRED,ETHNICITY,RELIGION,TRIBE ND BELIEFS aside and prove to the whole world that wen it comes to what affects d ordinary Nigerian we can all stand together as one and fight a common enemy.MY PROPOSAL-Let's use the social media to educate our friends and family why dis policy should not stand,the present demerits i see outnumbers d merits i hvn't seen therefore i call on all Nigerians to make do wit their Bim,facebook,tweeter,2go nd even the MTN free messages come in quite handy,enough of the cursing let's all get to work.Together it is Possible.

I support..

Elueme: This is good.. Pls more should be found in other states of the north so we can have peace...

nice1..sum senseless ppl wl just cum here to say thrash..we want peace in Nigeria.

[quote author=sting_224]“When we didn’t get any money from her, we tied her mouth and strangled her and then we abandoned her in the hotel and fled.”

[b]
When the suspected killers strangled Cynthia, they deposited her corpse at the mortuary of Isolo General Hospital in Lagos.[/b]hey read again.read d thread dat was posted dis morning..d management of d hotel deposited her body..nt dos criminals.heartless igbo guys!smh[/quote]

htajz: why are you people poluting this thread, this is not the first case of cannibalism we have seen in nigeria, there are many cases including the recent one of two brothers that ate their sibbling in lagos 2 weeks ago. i wonder why this cliford orjis own is always making headline they should give it a rest, the news is just disgusting.

he brought d issue of cannibalism into limelite!

werepeLeri: you think too much of yourself if you think Prezzo is moved by all these stoopid insults you diss on him .

hesz not bothered but why the apology nd for wat!

sweetcocoa: He won't be taking it in the next olympics,i will.

Oops I'm a woman,i forgot

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Lordave: shut up! This one na advanced boko haram.

wtf r u!

Were r d foolish stupid and daft idiots who always link everyfin to boko haram..am sure dis boko haram p again..or mayb boko haram is sponsoring niger delta millitants..nonsense!

Billyonaire: It cant be Davido, Stop all these blackmails. There are holes allover the story. First, you picked a girl at Mobolaji Johnson, Lekki Second Gate, Mobolaji Johnson is not Lekki Second Gate, the Estate is at Marwa. Then, you took the girl to a Hotel in VI, why would Davido go to Hotel in VI when there are numeous hotels in Lekki where he lives. and you had 100k in your car. Sounds like you met the wrong Davido, and not the Star.

wtf r u sayn..must he lounge in lekki..because u reside in area means u shld hangout arnd derm.u r making no sense bruv..

The millitants for niger delta no use pass dat 1..shut d Bleep up!

azezola: $6 million naira on christian terrorist waooo.

bloody criminals..terrorist..dey wld cum nack nd start der armed robbery job soon!

The Looters’ Anthem

Arise O Lootatriots
The looter’s call obey
To loot our fatherland
With greed and zest and verve
The booties of our looters past
Shall never be recovered
To steal with patience and vigour
One nation ruled by bandits
Crooks and bribe-takers

O God of subsidy
Protect our bribery scams
Guide our looters right
Help our greed the loots to steal
In debts and terrorism we grow
And looting day and night
Fat foreign reserves plundered
To build a nation where luck
And cabals shall reign.

This probably the best write up had see in a very long time.4tumbled upon this on a friends page..nd wish to share it with you all..take your time to read dis.. My name is Dayo. I’m a typical Nigerian guy and I cherish my Fridays
a lot; I get to hang out with the sickest guys every Friday night and
secondly, It’s another escape from my nagging and boring wife. I
get confused sometimes on whether she’s my mother or my wife.

Don’t get it twisted; I love her pieces. It just gets complicated; like I
wish we never got married…marriage has turned her into
something that doesn’t amuse me. I wish she was still the
adventurous, charming, high spirited lady I dated for five years.

A lot of people say its unethical for married guys to be found in a
club, but I wish everyone won’t be too quick to judge and
understand that people look for fun to run away from their
problems; they just want to breathe, like me.

I forgot to say that I work in Guarantee Trust Bank along Lekki, I love
my job and my job loves me, maybe its because I’m the senior
banking officer. Lol. This particular morning, a lady breezed into my
office. My heart raced faster because I had not sighted anything this
beautiful in a long while. She wasn’t the typical slender Barbie, in
fact, she was a bit chubby but her smile, cuteness and…I was
tripped.

“Hi Good morning! Your ATM has swallowed my card!” She laughed,
unlike a typical customer that would ram you.

I just tried to form Boss laughter…

“Good morning, You know what? I’d personally make sure they get
it out for you, but not today. Can you wait till Monday?” I smiled
“GTB shaaa! OK, can I just drop my number so you could call me up
or just text when its ready so I don’t come twice? Please? My name is
Nancy” She blinked her eyes in a funny way.

“Sure” I smiled

We exchanged numbers. What a lucky Friday!

So it was 10:00pm and I headed to the club…as usual my friends
were chilling for me. My wife had called a couple of times, I just
ignored it. She knows I’m never home Friday nights.

“Look at you!” I heard someone say. I raised my head and it was the
ATM lady-Nancy.

“Wow, look at you too!” I was surprised to see her but I was happy I
didn’t have to wait till Monday to see her again.

“Happy Friday!” She screamed because of the noise, “Wanna dance?”

I didn’t even have the chance to answer, she already pulled me to
dance floor. I really suck at dancing but she helped me; she was a
great dancer! I had fun! At some point we decided to go to a private
area and we talked, ranging from work, business to personal life. I
tried to hide my ring as much as possible, I certainly didn’t want this
to end now.

“You are a really wonderful lady. You are so interesting…any guy
would want to be with you all day” I said.

“I wasn’t always like this but I have learned the hard way that life is
just too short to be sad” she sang
Then her phone rang…

“Hey baby! Yeah I’m at the private lounge, I’d like you to meet
someone…alright boo” she talked excitedly as usual.
I was in shock until this tall handsome man walks up to her and
kisses her.

“You were late. Meet Dayo; I met him this morning, he’s helping
with your ATM I told you got swallowed and Dayo this is my B to the
O-O,” she laughed “Meet my husband Kolade, we only come here to
dance every fortnight Friday; away from work, stress and kids.”

“Wow, a pleasure” I managed to shake him
Then she stood now excitedly holding her husband’s arms.
“Why don’t we invite Dayo for Mimi’s 16th birthday tomorrow?” Her
husband said
They have kids too? How long have they been married and they look
like a couple just dating!
“Silly me, please come for my second daughter’s 16th tomorrow. It
would be an honor” She brought out an I.V from her purse.
I began to feel so ashamed of myself…this was another guy like me,
getting it right with one woman.
I collected the I.V and promised to be there.
“See you tomorrow! Have you had something to eat Kolade?” she
talked and dragged her husband along.

They left and I kept staring at the thin air like I had seen a ghost.

They come just to dance together every fortnight Fridays? Why
didn’t I think of that! Temi loves to dance…she also likes long walks,
she loves to talk…she loves jazz music, there’s this vivid picture I
have of me putting her hand on my chest when we danced at a jazz
club on our first year anniversary…I found myself typing all the
things I knew Temi loved to do on my I pad and I realized I had
denied her of all…I had made her the old woman she acts.

What the hell was I doing here! I didn’t even tell my friends
goodbye, I walked out of the club into my Jaguar. Temi’s call came
through and I picked at first ring.

“Temi?” My heart raced

“I know you are not coming home…”

“I am, stay up so we can gist. Been a while” I decided to do
everything on that list and to even add many more for the rest of
my lifetime with her.

“Are you alright?” She was shocked I suppose
“And I’d like us to go for a birthday party tomorrow. I want you to
meet this amazing couple”

“You sound different Dayo”

“Maybe I’m different”

“Don’t say it! don’t say it! when you come we will gist very well” she
laughed
She laughed!!! In just that laughter that I hadn’t heard in a while, she
sounded like the lady I married six years ago…

Dear reader,
I wrote this natural piece just to remind us that creating memorable
moments with our partner matters. Do you know that little things
are the sweetest things? Just creating time to gist and laugh with
your partner, having a day in the week that’s exclusively for you
both-No friends or kids allowed.
Lady, when last have you told your partner he is so darn hot? Guy!

When last have you told your lady she is the sweetest thing? When
last have you whispered ‘Thank you’? When last have you been
quick to say ‘I’m sorry’?

Do you even have a clue on what your partner loves to do?
When you ignore little things, they are the little pieces of rocks that
build up to become a mountain you can’t easily break down.

Pay attention to little things, believe that they work and experience
new bliss!

Ganys: We are not Muhammedans, We are Muslims....

shows how daft he is bruv..

tunshe: I think Muslims on nairaland should ignore comments from ifihearam

Please treat him as a "DRUNK".

who's dat prick called ifiheaRAM..his name sounds more like a botanical name..probably dat of a cow._ better return d phone u borrowed for browsing..idiot hw possible is it for u to leave ur house as early as 5 to slip wif lovepedlers..oh nt sure u v a wife or folks..fool..ur sense of reasoning is so low priick!

bright007: Implying that d lovepeddlers are christians is really fallacious of you.To you it means....anybody who is not å muslim is å christian....slip of reasoning,right?
FYI we have lots of non-muslim and non-christians in naija.

wtf r u sayn..let's d sum probability here..nd sum statistics..using Nigeria as a case study..pls tel me d major religion we v in nigeria nd d percentage of people dominating each of d religion..u wanna tel me traditional worshipers r up to 10%..Bleep it babe..to b sincere dey even do service in der hotel..u knw its tru!

gurujoe: what do u undastand by christiian? I don't blame u. U hypocrit

wat d Bleep r u sayn asshole..dnt even wanna knw wat ur fucking religion is al abt!

Billyonaire: How do you know this ? Oh Okay, you are a frequent customer.

mayb u patronise der wif ur folks..can't u use ur brain add 1 and 1 fool..

[quote author=Brand_new]Lol! Does that mean a larger percentage of their client base a Muslims? [/quote]yes oo..nd al d ashewos are xtains even der president..lmfao

Billyonaire: Is it only mohammedans that support bedmatics ministries ?

abi..where 99 percent of d ashewos are xtains..

Dey r always striking few hours b4 he leaves d country..so dat dey can steal enough money which wld nt b accountable for al in d name of boko haram..on his arrival dey wld share d money..GEJ is just a thief like every oda fool in his so called daft cabinet!

semid4lyfe: YES. . .he played some great footie towards the latter stages of last season but I'll never use the word brilliant to qualify Mikel as a player. BRILLIANT was Makalele (at Chelsea)



Question is, is Mikel the only player playing this "underrated" position in football?



If other players playing exactly his role score goals, why shouldn't he?



VERY TRUE. . .and I couldn't agree more. In fact, it's what he does best.



[i]FA FA FOUL. . .big lie . Mikel no sabi tackle, intercept & win balls and break down opposing attacks. He's always running after opposing players when they've passed him. He's only good at collecting the ball from the back four, holding on to it & keeping possession and making short passes.

All in all, Lampard is just being a good team mate.

wtf..d last line u highlihted..wats d diff btw wat u said nd wat lampard said..u sayn trash!