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There are 8 types of men in Nigeria
1. Calabar men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .
2. Igala men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.
3. Ibibio Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love their mother most.
4. Igbo Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.
5.Yoruba Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ibadan Men)
👣👣👣👣👣👣.
6. Ikwerre men
They have 1 wife and more than 10 girlfriends but they love their females tenants most
7. Ijaw men
They have more than 4 wives but only one lives with them, more than fifteen girlfriends but they love and date their friends daughter most.
8. URHOBO Men: They have 2 wives and 4 free baby mamas and they are strict and very tough on all of the women. They love NONE. They see women as hand luggage that can easily be dropped when it becomes too heavy. They also prefer to Live alone in order have their peace .They only love their ogogoro water.
🤣 😂

porthouse7:
mumu public announcer

Yeah. At least am good at something. Since your unfortunate mother gave birth to you, what have you ever been good at?

porthouse7:
who ask you

You are more of a Porthole than a Porthouse. slowpoke.

Didijiji:
you be chams staff?

Report talking about flutterwave you Dey here dey Cham up and down

Just talking about those Fintechs already in the market. Or does the President also have selective amnesia like you do?

Chams and eTranzact are two notable players in Nigeria's fintech and payment solutions space.

Chams is a leading Nigerian fintech company with over 38 years of experience in providing innovative technology solutions. They have four subsidiaries, including ChamsSwitch, CardCentre Nigeria Limited (CCNL), ChamsAccess, and ChamsMobile, each offering unique solutions for individuals and businesses.

On the other hand, eTranzact is a pioneering mobile banking and payment services company in Africa. They offer a range of services, including mobile payments, agency banking, and USSD services, making financial transactions more accessible and convenient.

Interestingly, both Chams and eTranzact have been recognized for their innovative solutions and contributions to Nigeria's fintech ecosystem. Chams has received awards such as the ICT Company of the Year, while eTranzact has been recognized as a leading fintech solutions provider.

In terms of their presence in the Nigerian stock market, Chams is listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE), while eTranzact is also a publicly quoted company on the NSE.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/776232-tinubu-pledges-support-for-fintech-firms-as-flutterwave-seeks-listing-on-nigerian-exchange.html

Appointment of Stanbic IBTC Stockbrokers as the official Federal Government of Nigeria Stockbroker by the DMO on February 20, 2025.

Peter Obi should keep quiet for once. Atiku and Kwankwanso also lost the election, but they do not comment on every thing in Nigeria.

augustine77:
The Department of State Service (DSS) has threatened legal action against DAAR Communications Plc, owners of African Independent Television (AIT), and Channels Television for running news stories that their operatives, on Monday, invaded the Lagos State House of Assembly.

In a letter dated February 17, 2025, the DSS, through its lawyer, Chief Ayodeji Adedipe, SAN, demanded a retraction of the story and apologies from both television stations, stressing that the stories portrayed the Service in bad light.

Entitled "False, Defamatory andalicious Publication Concerning the State Security Service (aka DSS) Regarding Their Presence at the Lagos State House of Assembly on Monday February 17, 2025," the Service demanded retraction of the story and apology.

Should the media houses fail to within seven days of the receipt of their letter run apologies in their respective news channels five times a day for three days running, said the senior lawyer, the DSS would be faced with no option than seek redress in court.

According to counsel, even when it was clear that fears were rife that hoodlums could attack the lawmakers, and the Clerk of the Assembly consequently invited the DSS and police to help secure the Assembly, the media houses still went ahead to run reports that their operatives invaded the Assembly Gestapo style.

Recall that the DSS had in October 2024 withdrawn charges against OrderPaper and nine of its staff members, after they publicly apologized for publishing false information about the DSS invading the National Assembly to back a purported plot to remove Senate President Godswill Akpabio from office.

https://thereporterspen.com/dss-threatens-to-sue-ait-channels-over-lagos-assembly-story/

Prominent Nigerian broadcasters, Africa Independent Television (AIT) and Channels Television, have both issued apologies to the Department of State Services (DSS) over their coverage of the recent events at the Lagos State House of Assembly.

On Monday, February 17, 2025, AIT broadcast a news item reporting the presence of DSS operatives at the Lagos State House of Assembly. However, the station has since acknowledged that aspects of the report may have been incomplete and could have misrepresented the agency’s presence.

In an official statement, AIT stated:
“AIT News wishes to apologise to the Department of State Services, DSS, for the news item broadcast during our bulletin on Monday, 17th February 2025, regarding the presence of DSS officers at the Lagos State House of Assembly. Our intention was not to malign or embarrass the DSS, an institution we hold in the highest regard for its critical role in safeguarding our nation.

“Our reporting was based on eyewitness accounts and information obtained from sources at the Lagos State House of Assembly. However, we recognise that the report may have been incomplete and unintentionally misrepresented the service and the presence at the State House of Assembly. We hereby regret any embarrassment this may have caused.”

Similarly, during an interview on Channels Television, former DSS Director, Mohammed Ngoshe, addressed the matter, suggesting that the press may have been too quick to label the DSS presence at the Assembly as an “invasion.”

“It’s maybe the work of the press,” Ngoshe remarked. “I think the press jumped to a very hasty conclusion to begin to give it names such as invasion, it was this, it was that.”

Seun, a Channels TV host, also acknowledged the mischaracterization of the DSS’s role at the Assembly. He noted that subsequent revelations confirmed that the Lagos Assembly Clerk had indeed requested DSS protection.

“If you look at the video, it was made to appear as though the lawmakers were fighting to get inside and they were shocked that DSS was there,” Seun explained. “And I think it’s right to apologise to the service to say, I mean, the use of invasion might not be the right word to use.”

Further clarifying the legal authority of the DSS, Seun stated:
“You know, clearly you’re stating, and from what we even understand, that DSS has the power under the law to move into any place as they deem fit. Is that right?”

In response, Ngoshe expressed appreciation for the clarification and the acknowledgment of the DSS’s role, while also calling for official apologies to be communicated directly to the agency.

“I hope the apologies will be carried to the DSS officially. Because we need to stop some of those things,” he stated.

The interview ended on a note of appreciation for the dedication of security personnel across Nigeria, with Seun commending officers for their service to the nation.

“We care, and we love, and we respect, and we salute your bravery, wherever you may be,” he said. “You might be in the interiors of Adamawa, or Borno State, or Benue, or in fact in Ekiti State, or Kwara, or in fact in Akwa Ibom, wherever you may be in the country, protecting the peoples of this country, we salute you tonight. Well done.”

The apologies from AIT and Channels TV mark a significant step in addressing concerns over media coverage of security operations, emphasizing the need for accuracy in reporting events involving national security institutions.

This is why she doesn't pick your calls most times, she's not yours alone; so far she's not your wife, even if she's your wife, she's still not yours alone.
When a vvọman leaves your house, it's another innocent man's turn to have a taste, don't get carried away like Sabinus and focus on her kpekus, pipe smokes out of her and toss her back to the streets.
Don't go and try to privatize a public property my brother, what others had for free; some even lied to her, piped her and gave her tap water then it got to your turn Instead of you to dispense and disappear, ejaculate and evacuate, cvm and go, bang and bounce, dig and dodge, fill and flee, pipe and swipe, pump and dump you want to wife her; why?
Are you that foolish?
A vvoman that other men are even tired of her, a vvoman that has done 3some, 4some, 5some and rimmings, a vvoman that has given blow jobs than Nigeria government has given job; why you?
There will never be any happy ending for you when you make a street vvoman your wife, you'll cry.
We recommend you check her phone tonight if you don't believe me, search her damn phone my brother, it's better you know than had I know.

What your vvoman goes through whenever she leaves your house; love of your life is being handled roughly by another innocent man;
When we tell you not to trust vvomen but thrust them instead, you will think it's joke; I want you to do something, please check her phone, check WhatsApp, text messages, contacts, gallery, Snapchat, Facebook, X and more.
Trusting a vvoman is like trusting an ekuke dog with your balls. Don't be a foolish man because one day she will infect you with what you don't know.

They more older 33+ vvomen become the more their kpekus loses it's natural lubrication and you'll see them walking around with lubri-cants 🤡🤡
The kpekus loses lubrication due to excessive frictions, wear and tear. Imagine kpekus that has been at work for over 20years 😭😭
It will now look like a fly over is being constructed down there with the way it will be like caterpillar has dug everywhere, if you mistakenly enter you get drowned my brother; not just that, frustration sets in and their desperation skyrockets to 200% 🤡🤡
Stay away from 33+ vvomen, else you'll cry.

Dangerous pipings occurs in the village 🥴
If you still believe that all village girls are angels and saints, you are about to shed unending tears...

Don't be greedy, after marking your register on her kpekus refer another innocent man to mark his own register.
It's called body counts extension, carry out the industrial piping let her do the community service full time; pipe and refer this time please, don't swipe because there are thousands of innocent men out there that needs to taste the damn cake.
Am I communicating?
Don't pipe and swipe, pipe and refer.
Most importantly, Don't go and try to privatize a public property because it will end in tears, Don't try to take away pump attendant that is attending to innocent men's pump on the streets.

Your serious girlfriend or wife may be somewhere now being piped recklessly by an innocent man,
Don't trust her but keep thrusting her; trusting a vvoman is like entrusting goat with your yam.
Don't be a simp, she may be a CCB and FPA, check her phone and emails, check her WhatsApp and everywhere. Fail to do so you'll cry!
She either use you as a stepping stone to take care of her main man then discard you when she's done or she infects you with God knows what.

As a man, focus on important things, don't be this feminine guy, focus on things that adds value to your life; don't be found doing nonsensical things.
Find your purpose and focus, leave feminine things to foolish men to do, low self esteem is when you begin to pay attention to stooopid things, trying to impress people that doesn't give a Bleep about your poor life and doing things that doesn't matter as a man; don't be an ediot.
Focus on making money, a handsome man is a wealthy man, a man that is not wealthy is a loser.

Until you successfully und-ress a 33+ vvoman you'll never know why we always say you should stay away from them, it's all packaging. So, don't be over excited until you und-rezz her.
Bwess has fallen like a flat tyre, sagged with stretch marks all over, kpekus is looking like Pitbull. There's nothing to enjoy where 33+ vvoman is;
33+ vvomen are vandalized, ruthlessly, dangerously piped, kpekus and anvs is completely destroyed, 33+ vvomen are totally damaged beyond repair; Flee my brother.
The moment you even see most of them after they und-rezz and take shower they'll be looking like ghost, iron condemned, piped by battalions of innocent men and rejected.
They're always frustrated, in mis-ery, always desperate because they want to escape their mis-ery and abject poverty they're into.
Useless pump attendants, they have nothing to offer you but a kpekus that has been through alot, a kpekus that has been through excessive frictions.
Marry any of them and you will suffer, believe me you will cry, there's no happy ending for simps.

Please, don't pipe and swipe. Pipe and refer Instead; after piping her kindly refer another innocent man to her. Let the national cake reach everybody.
She belongs to the streets, she's for all men and to none, she's "our wife" and don't try to privatise her.
It's just your turn so pipe and refer don't be greedy my brother, other innocent men are waiting for their turn; be generous enough to be quick.
Carry out her body counts extension to another level, the goal is to make sure the queue of men that piped her will be longer than Ibeno beech and river Mississippi combined together.
It's public property and trying to privatize it will end in tears my brother, don't be a foollish man.

After grinding tomatoes her kpekus will be grinded in a daangeerous way; forget all this she's doing is just acting and camouflage, it's all formality.
There's a particular lady that usually sells oranges then in my street;
After the lady finish selling oranges in the evening when it's dark one of the bad boys in that area will openly pipe her on the street behind one abandoned Volkswagen bus, they will be about 7 to 8 men and all of the innocent men will take turns.
In the day time you will see the lady looking all cool and innocent by in the night she collects preeeqs wotoporiously and rigorously,
This is why I tell you to do your due diligence whenever you're involved with any vvọman before taking her serious Investigate her, her past and her personality. Pity pump attendants at your own peril and try to save them you'll cry!

You go and waste your prime then you expect an innocent man to carry left over.
Guys, avoid liabilities.

Ned Nwoko allegedly piped Chika Ike and left evidence after running out of vaageens then Regina allegedly found out and fled to London to cool her head, she further deactivated her Instagram;
Somebody that knows Regina should call her to order, she should behave herself, other wives of his lordship Ned Nwoko was there when she came in and none of them behaved this childish but welcomed her with warm arms.
Onye arara ya puo na uzo ka ahu uzo raa ndi ozo!
In English: "anyone that got piped should make way for others to be piped!"
Don't be an obstacle to another vvoman, why are you angry? Eh? Fine girl, it was just your turn and now it's someone's turn so be matured enough to make the call and congratulate your fellow vvoman
I thought it's "vvomen supporting vvomen?" Anyways, more kpekus to our dear brother; his lordship Ned Nwoko, the number one billionaire with the highest fleets of wives worldwide.
As a man try and make money like my brother, and leave gossips and too much talk for VDM and gist lover, you see the difference? A billionaire is involved, had it been it's one local actor you would have heard "I refuse to be numbered"
You see? Vvomen make rules for poor men and bend it for wealthy men, so. Make money, make more money, make obscene money, stay rich and leave Cho Cho Cho!

Asshawo 33+ vvomen sl€eps with 10-15 different men daily, Let's assume she has been doing this 15 years and she started at the age of 20 but now she's 35, bring out your calculators let's calculate;
We will be using simultaneous Equations, Surd, Probability, Latitude & Longitude, Algebra, Law of Motion in Physics, Mode, Almighty Formula to calculate her body counts (penile mileage).
15 men daily x 30 days in a month = 450 men monthly. (15×30)
450 men monthly × 12 months in a year = 5400 men annually. (450×12)
5400 men annually × 15 years in service. (5400×15)
= 81,000 Body counts.
Now lets assume each men did 2 rounds each, then, if I apply Margin of Error to each rounds, you can agree with me that each rounds last a minimum of 500 thrusts before the man could cum in each rounds.
1 man
2 rounds = 1000 thrusts
So since it takes 1 man to go 1000 thrusts in 2 rounds, how many thrusts will it takes 81,000 men in same 2 rounds?
The previous calculations was just with BODMAS, we will be calculating this with Quadratic Equation, Mean, Median, Ohms Law, Boyles Law, Charles Law, & some Further Maths formulars which have not yet been developed.
So bring out your scientific calculators, cuz one calculator might hang and ruin your calculations.
Now,
81,000 Body Counts = 162,000 rounds.
162,000 rounds × 500 thrusts in each rounds
= 81,000,000 Thrusts.
Brother, imagine the wear and tear?
Imagine the Law of Diminishing Marginal Productivity?
If she has used 81,000 men to train, what makes you think she can pair bond with you and that she can stick with you alone? What makes you think you can maintain the mileage?
Each different men has left a blueprint on/in her that you can't erase no matter the quality of erasers you use.
Their sizes, penile sizes, ferishes & idiosyncrasies deposited in her body and in her mind are incalculable. Even the Almighty Formula can no longer solve her penile mileage.
Why will you an Innocent Man try to solve it by marrying her? Did you quarrel with enjoying the good things in life? Even if it's your village pipo, why not rebuke it and tell them you deserve better?
Do you imagine the pain & trauma?
Imagine the damages you're causing to yourself?
Even if she was given to you for free, why not ask yourself "What have I done to deserve such massive discount"?
Why you brother?
If you like go and marry ashawo vvoman, nobody will stop you. You can take this gospel or leave it nobody will force you but remember there's never a happy ending for simps, don't be a simp because you will learn the hard way like they always do.

Stop giving vvomen money, unless she's your sister or mom don't give her money, even if she is your girlfriend. There can also be an exception for your wife, I know you're wondering why, I'll explain;
Most of the vvomen that asks you for money are richer than you secretly but you don't know and whenever they slide into your inbox to beg you for money you will be sympathizing with them but guess what?
Each of these vvomen that are always begging men for financial assistance don't really have those problems they claim to have, it's their own fraudulent strategy to reap you off your money and each of them have 20 - 40 men they extort money from so here's my break down of why they might be richer than you;
She will bill all these 40 men 10K each and if you calculate it that will be 400K monthly, some of those men the ones that pipes her on regular basis that she is claiming relationship with may even send more than 10K to her, some may send 50K to her to do big man. So let's calculate further.
Now let's say she extorts 400K from these men monthly and if you multiply the 400K by 12 months that will be 4.8Million naira yearly; they're earning 4.8Million yearly more than a civil servant for doing nothing and just by begging!
Now you see? This is the reason why I said you should stop sending them money unless you want to willingly be their mugu then good luck being a foolish man bankrolling them, good luck trusting then while they're getting thrusted by other innocent men out there.
Continue sending money to these vvomen don't invest into your life, don't buy land, don't build house, don't upgrade your business and double your hustle whenever you run dry these financial vampires will leave you; if my billionaire brother was being this foolish he would have been in Borokiri slum by now suffering.
According to my fellow prophet Jibberson Perez Al-Maktub he'll say "Learn or periish the choice is yours" and says "there is no happy ending for simps". Don't be a simp,
Mugu fall, guy man chop am,
Man no die man no rotten.

If you want to find out a vvoman's penile mileage (body counts) you just have to apply the following wisdom;
When you meet a vvoman or you're already in a relationship with her take time and ask her when she had her first segx, do this when she's excited about something or during conversation that aligns with this question,
If she got disvargined at the age of 18years, she had at least two relationship break down or more in a year after losing her virginity and she's currently 24 so let's say she dated minimum of 5 men in a year and that will be total of 30 men she dated in 6years. Bring out your calculator let's calculate;
5 Men X 6 Years = 30 Men ✅
Now let's say she's 35yeaes old, let's calculate further; The previous calculations was just with BODMAS so we will be calculating with Quadratic Equation, Mean, Median, Mode, Almighty Formula, Simultaneous Equations, Surd, Probability, Latitude & Longitude;
35 - 18 = 17
17 X 5M = 85
Now in 17 years of her life she has dated 85 men and counting, what about if she's uncircumcised?
Uncircumcised vvomen loves preeq more than anything in this life so we are going recalculate properly based on uncircumcised vvomen; now we will be calculating with Algebra and Law of Motion in Physics;
An average uncircumcised vvoman can't maintain one man and they often gets piped by minimum of 5 men in a month left and right so let's say she had different men pipe her after losing her vaarginity at age of 18 and she's now 35, let's calculate.
5 X 12 = 60
60 X 17 = 1,020
She had five men pipe her monthly and in a year totalling 60 men then multiply by 17 years which will total one thousand and twenty men.
By using Surd, Probability, Latitude & Longitude to carry out the calculation I can comfortably tell you that her body count is 1020 if she's uncircumcised but if she's then it's 85 men; Also note that it could be more because of the vvomen we've today.
Now let's calculate her thrustss my brother 🥴
We will be using Ohms Law, Boyles Law, Charles Law, & some Further Math's formulars which have not yet been developed to calculate her thrusts;
Remember that it takes 500 thrusts for a man to cvm per each round and each innocent man will go minimum of two rounds at least so let's calculate,
500 thrustss X 1 round = 1000 thrusts
1Man = 2rounds
2 rounds = 1000 thrustss
1000 thrustss X 85 = 85,000 thrustss
The above calculation is not for uncircumcised vvoman so we will be calculating for uncircumcised vvomen below so pay attention;
500 thrustss X 1 round = 1000 thrustss
1Man = 2rounds
2 rounds = 1000 thrustss
1000 thrustss X 1020 = 1,020,000 (1M+)
--Imagine the Law of Diminishing Marginal Productivity?
---Imagine the wear and tear my brother
You can never satisfy such vvoman because her kpekus has been ruthlessly destroyed by excessive frictions my brother 😑
Another important thing to look out for is, if she has been getting piped for over a decade and she has no child, it's 100% that she has carried out uncountable abortions my brother.
It's not possible for a 33+ vvoman who has been getting piped for over a decade without having a child, it means either she's done too many abortions or she's infertile. This is the main reason why you should never in your life try to save her;
Do you now understand why we said you should stay away from 33+ vvomen and only focus on vvomen with their natural values which they were born with that can pairbond with you? You either learn or I assure you that you'll perriissh.
There's no happy ending for simps;

The more older a vvoman gets the more her eggs reduces and her value drops drastically, vvomen are born with value which are;
---Virginity
---Chastity
---Innocence
This is why a core vaargeen vvoman with her innocence will hardly look into your eyes and talk to you when in relationship with her, that Inability to look into your eyes and talk is her innocence which is one of her value.
So, the very day she will get piped is the day she loses her virginity and innocence, she becomes a soiled vvoman gradually the more pumps she attends to and the more her values drops.
THERE'S WHAT IS CALLED PAIRBONDING, WHAT IS PAIRBONDING?
Pair bonding is the emotional and psychological attachment between two individuals in a romantic relationship. It involves feelings of trust, commitment, and a desire for emotional and physical intimacy. Pair bonding is essential to human relationships, contributing to long-term stability and satisfaction;
A vvoman who has had segx with battalions of innocent men can't be able to pair bond with you in any relationship and if you guys have little issue she start comparing you to other men she slept with or she will be looking for an exit, she will start threatening the relationship or marriage.
If you have ever dated a vaageen vvoman before who still got her innocence intect that's when you will experience true love, I know most of you here have never experienced true love or dated a vaageen before so give it a try.
It's also one of the reasons why vvomen never forget who disvargined them because that's when they get to know what love is before getting soiled,
A vaageen vvoman whose innocence is still intact will pair bond with you, she will have a more peaceful marriage with you but a none vaageen ashawo vvoman can never pairbond with you and will constantly be going from relationship to relationship, every issue that occurs becomes a transfer window for her to enter another club.
Technically, Let Me Break It Down To You;
ADVANTAGE OF A VAAGEEN VVOMAN
A vaageen vvoman has never had any other man pipe her, you're the first and only man therefore she has never experienced relationship heart breaks and doesn't even know styles of piping and sizes of pipes plus how long it should last so such vvoman even if you go one round she is satisfied with it and will be smiling all through,
DISADVANTAGE OF A NONE VAAGEEN VVOMAN
A none vaageen vvoman has been through alot of preeeqs, she's been piped by minimum of 1000 preeeqs if she's been on the streets for a decade, she knows so much, she's wiser, she's been through too many relationship heartbreaks and experienced many relationship breakdowns, she knows all the piping positions and is regular user of Chinese technologies, can't be satisfied by three rounds,
She loves being piped through the anvs; whenever you both have issue she's out, lacks patience and most likely unsubmissive, she will never genuinely love you because she's been through alot so the trust issue will be there and she will monetize the relationship at her of benefit.
In summary, marrying a none vaageen vvoman is a suicide mission, it's a very terrible decision. A none vaageen vvoman that is not up to 24 and has very low body counts is manageable if you choose to marry a none vaageen vvoman but a vvoman who is not a vaageen and is 33+ years old is a terrible choice of partner; to find out a vvoman's penile mileage (body counts) check my previous post on how to find out a vvoman's body count or request for it via DM and it will be sent to you.
More reason why you shouldn't marry a 33+ vvoman is because she failed to secure marriage in her prime therefore had all the fun in the world, lost her vaarginity and innocence then at age of 33+ is when they mostly want to wear pretence coats and be looking for an innocent man to marry a left over;
You should only consider a 33+ vvoman if she has the trinities which are "Wealth, abroad papers and political connections" to better your life if not flee my brother, let her go and stay with her cats; why should you suffer all the years to build your own value but she lost her own clubbing and partying then all of a sudden she wants you, what happened to those men that enjoyed her kpekus in the past?
Ask yourself why didn't they find her worthy of committing to, why is she unmarried and has no trinities at the age of 33+, understand that a man's prime starts at 35 while a vvoman's own ends at 25, you have all the time in the world while she doesn't so don't rush, take your time and choose the right vvoman that's suitable and deserving of you.
Also understand that men are not born with values that's why at secondary school she was already handing out with men far older than you and has access to anything she desires but you were struggling with life, I already explained a vvoman's value above. You the man that is not born with any value has to work hard to build yours and when you do don't just settle for any vvoman you see.
Nobody will stop you from marrying a none vaageen vvoman but make sure she's less than 25 and she's submissive, family orientated with very low body count. A vvoman of 33+ has been on the streets for decades and have seen it all, even if she's a vaageen is a no-no because what's the point of marrying a 33+ vvoman that is a vaageen what do you need the vaarginity for? Check the comments to see the example of 33+ vaageen vvoman. Make sure you're not making mistake.
If you adhere to this very sermon you won't make a mistake of marrying a wrong choice of partner but if you fail to take this gospel serious you'll cry because there's no happy ending for simps.

“The situation took a dark turn when the lecturer grasped my breast region, saying unspeakable things. I was left stunned, trying to comprehend the horror unfolding before me.
“Before I could even process what had just happened, someone tried to grab my phone from behind. I held on tight, exclaiming in shock, and turned around to see the same man who had pushed me earlier. Mind you, I didn’t even know he was a lecturer. I pleaded with him, ‘Sorry, sir, why are you dragging my phone?’ But he remained silent, tugging at my phone until it fell and broke.
“I was mortified. I tried to cover myself, pulling my dress together, and exclaimed in desperation, ‘Sir, I’ll hold you ohh!’ I didn’t mean to threaten him; I just wanted him to release me. But he wouldn’t budge. In a split second, I bit his hand, hoping he’d let go. That was when I held his clothes and accidentally tore his shirt.”
The untrained callous UNIZIK Student that fought her lecturer, Miss Chimamaka Precious Goddy-Mbakwe, said in a statement.
Moral Lesson: never trust a vvoman's words, they lie so much that you may think it's true.

She wants a man that'll save her from abject poverty inherited from her father and forefathers. She only needs a simp that will come and save her from her family's penury and misery.
That vvoman that's giving you terms and conditions her faada has been pushing wheelbarrow or riding okada for decades, her family lives in a mud house and barely afford three square meals a day.
Vvomen set rules for weak men and break them for mentally strong and masculine men, they break rules for men of high value, it doesn't matter how ugly you're so far you have the money; you're the prize and they're going to settle down for you.
That vvoman that is playing hard to get has been piped by other innocent men cheaply, some Innocent men even lied to her, piped her and gave her tap water, she even got piped in group (4some),
That vvoman you're ready to kpái yourself for, another innocent man is already tired of her and is looking for an opportunity to discard her with her sm3lling kpekus.
That vvoman you're willing to fight your fellow man because of her will throw you under the bus at any opportunity she gets to betray you.
That vvoman that you just met in couple of years or months and you're ready to disobey your father for will leave you when things gets ug-ly for you and will follow another innocent man.
That vvoman you're desperately dying to marry has been through so much preeeqs including old men's preeqs, mad men, touts, men with different illnesses piped her without even knowing her family house nor who her father is, she serviced the streets for years and is certified "our wife"
That vvoman you're taking serious that is 33+, lost her virginity cheaply, she partied and had all the fun in the world; she threw away her value while you suffered to build yours and innocent men had her for free, those men that straddled her didn't find her worthy enough to become their wife.
Remember, she followed older men in her prime, wasn't interested in settling down, she ridiculed your peers in her prime and called them small boys, losers and more; she got piped and used recklessly in her prime and now that you have made money like my brother, you will want to settle down with her, why you? 😑
Why must it be you my brother? Why not those battalion of innocent men that piped her?
Why do you want to settle for less after suffering and breaking your bones to become a man of high value? Learn or you'll perriissh, I assure you;
There is no happy ending for simps.

Remember to ask the village girl if she can climb a mango tree because daangeerous pipings that occurs in the village 60% happens on top of mango tree where no one can ever imagine something of such is going on 😅
Don't be carried away and vet her thoroughly, if she's not a vaageen and she grew up in the village I'm sorry for you my brother,
They have piped her what is not good 😭
Marry a village girl without asking and you will cry, I assure you.

Don't try to save her, let her save herself or allow simps to do the saving while you focus on your future, purpose and goals.
Understand that a vvoman is a thin line between good and bad, it's not everything a vvoman request from you that you must grant, the best way to test a vvoman's patience is to be stingy to her.
A vvoman can ruin your life within couple of day or minutes, it's not every vvoman you see that you will take in or try to save.
Don't do the saving, go for a vvoman that is innocent and is inexperienced, a vvoman that is a vaageen and save yourself from chaotic relationship or marriage.
Lastly, don't marry a vvoman out of pity, be brootal about your choice and decisions irrespective of who you're dealing with.
Fail to adhere and you'll live in a world of regrets; remember, there is no happy ending for simps.

You're a 33+ vvoman, you don't have wealth, you don't have abroad papers and you don't have political connections? Just forget about anything that has to do with a man because you're unsuitable.
You're undeserving of an innocent man's commitment, what have you been doing all these years? What did you do with your prime?
You have no grounds to desire an innocent man's commitment, just focus on how to survive, start business or find a good paying job and work hard. It is only a loser that will settle for a 33+ vvoman that has nothing to offer other than a dangerously destroyed ;
Your kpekus that is looking like a Pitbull, every innocent man's duty with you is to take his time, pipe you thoroughly and refer another innocent man to you so that your kpekus will reach every man.
You are for all the innocent men on the streets and you belong to no man, all the men will be at your cervix.

At the age of 18 - 24 they'll waste their prime, when they turn 33+ you'll see them desperately hunting for a man that has what their faada doesn't have, he can't even afford the tyre of Keke na pep,
At this age they just wants to club, party and get piped by one or multiple innocent men at a go, they will use truth or dare game and enter pipe through the kpekus or anvs.
Dear younger vvoman, I hope you're reading this because if you don't settle down in your prime now you'll regret it in years to come; drop your pride and be humble, submit to any innocent man that wants you and enjoy marriage in your prime, settle with a man that will support your dreams. You can still be married and pursue your career it won't stop you.
Don't listen to the likes of nkechi bianze that deceived millions of now 33+ vvomen and took a Uturn to submit to the same man she deceived vvomen not to.
Learn now or you'll live in a world of regrets I assure you, your time is now and you don't have enough of it.