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HundHunter:
Have said it before:


By next week Kano state will be topping the Covid-19 medals table.

Now that EU has sent Nigeria plenty plenty money.

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propynich123:
Very funny video of a man sent to #fumigate #PlateauState due to Covid-19.

The speed of the fumigant who was faster than #Bolt and #Blake amazed residents.

Watch and enjoy yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zY0uVjpp3s

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stevmatt15:
I don't want to judge nor give a verdict base on my wrong thought.
So I will like to ask this here; Why do married men and women usually have their partner's nude pictures on their phone when they do see their complete nudity almost every week?
Singles and married, please help me clear my curiosity and inquisitiveness.
Thanks.

ismaheel4lo:
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Download the branch app

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Step 2.
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Here, you'll be asked to fill in your BVN....

branch loan app is registered with CBN so you don't have to be scared.
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Step 4.
Once all registration is done

Go to Promotions on the app

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ITS VERY IMPORTANT U PUT THIS CODE

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Step 5.

Go take a loan of N1,000


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Step 6.
As soon as you are Credited, PAY BACK THE N1,200 loan IMMEDIATELY!

once you pay back your loan, you'll get N500 bonus, once u used the above code, if not u will get get this N500
So it's safe and secured


Step 7.

Go back to the menu and click Earn N1,500

You'll see your code.

With this code, you'll teach others too and FOR EVERYONE THAT USES YOUR CODE, YOU GET N1,500

If you can get 10 people to do this in a day...... That's N15,000


You can withdraw the money anytime any day

You can invite friends from other countries like India mexico Tanzania Nigeria

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If you have any question or Doubt WhatsApp 08030535458

zexy2030:
I would love to have sex with u as a reward for this effort;

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DANGEROUS PILLS
Take 4 orally with water and insert 2. 40mins to sex...hmm sweet moan if your man is the silent type u need this, makes u sweet and wet.

LADIES ICE CREAM
Lick 14, 30mins before sex...makes a woman extremely sweet and juicy

�SEX SWEETNERS
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� VAGINA THIGTNERS
Aiming is to thightning d walls of the vagina to be able to grip the penis and hold it tight for ur man's pleasurable experience.

MUSK
Pour on cotton wool and insert in your
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Nbote:
China built corona hospital in 8days, Russsia built corona hospital in one month.. Nigeria shared 52billion naira corona money in 2days.. We follow get record

AgentNairaland:
Goodbye Coronavirus!

Hydroxychloroquine 200mg twice a day for 5 days; Azithromycin 500mg once a day for 5 days; Zinc sulfate 220mg once a day for 5 days.

Thanks Dr Zev Zelenko,

Thank you USA..

muykem:
When the Burundi health minister was asked about secret behind zero case of covd19 in the country. This is what he had to say, it's very simple. We don't have the testing kits.

Alwayss:
DISCLAIMER - PLEASE DO NOT COPY THIS POST TO RESPOND TO IT. WHEN RESPONDING, PLEASE DO SO WITHOUT COPYING THE POST. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR COMPLYING WITH MY REQUEST.

There are 3 things with corona virus

1) You can have it and it might possible not affect you to an extent.
2) You can have it and the symptoms will be mild.
3) You can have it and it will be full blown (I had it full blown) and when this happens, it can be catastrophic and even deadly.

Days that followed when the virus started manifesting itself in my immune system

Day 1 – I started feeling very tired and I knew that something was happening to my immune system and I just said well it finish up shortly.

Day 2 – I had this temperature develop suddenly and I wonder what this is? I became so hot and then after a while I become so cold and this temperature switch carried on for some time.

Day 3 - I had severe headache as if someone was using a hammer on my head. I also developed a brief mild cough, sneezing and also blowing my nose. I also stated having no appetite to eat and had nausea developing. I also started having problems with my taste and smell buds.

Day 4 - My throat was so dried I could hardly swallow saliva and it became so painful. All what my body wanted was just to lie down as I was so tired and weak. I also started gasping for breath as I could not breathe and it look like I had a tight rope on my chest and I was struggling to untie it to be able to breath.

Day 5 - I had diarrhoea and I could not understand where this came from. I had to chew biscuit and bread to help to harden my poo.

Day 6 – I had sever pains in my muscles and my knees were aching so bad and were wobbly that I could not stand for 5 minutes as if my knees were going to give way and I could not walk for long.

Day 7 – My temperature improved and my headache got better but the aching muscles and wobbly knees remained.

Day 8 – I started having a bit more appetite and my taste bud improved and I had more willingness to eat.

Day 9 – My breathing became much better and I was not gasping for breath as much as I was during the early days when the virus started its incubation period in my system.

Day 10 – My smell bud improved and gradually got better.

Day 11 – The aches in my muscles started getting reduced and much better but my knees were still wobbly but I could now stand for a much longer period.

Day 12 – My improvement carried on and I started feeling myself gradually and the desire to always wanting to lie down reduced.

Day 13 – I could now taste and smell well and had a full appetite to eat.

Day – 14 and beyond - I am feeling much better and my immune system is gradually picking up. Though it will take a bit more time for me to get back to my normal self, I am taking one day at a time.

What I used during the 14 days self-isolation period that helped me to fight the virus

1) I squeezed half a lemon with a tea spoon of honey and a piece of ginger chopped up and included hot water with these 3 things. I did this mix for 14 days without missing a single day. When I drink it all and get to the ginger pieces, I chewed all the ginger as the heat taste in the ginger from chowing also helped to open my lungs and helped with my breathing. I stopped this remedy after the 14th day so that my immune system can continue building up on its own.

2) When I was struggling to breathe as if my lungs were giving up, I took a hot bath and the steam coming from the bath was what helped to open up my lungs and it really helped me to breath.

3) I used a hot balm ointment called aboniki to rub my chest and neck for the heat effect.

4) I was also positive and determined to assist my immune system to fight this virus.

One thing I want to say is please and please follow the guidelines of what the authorities are saying in order to keep you and your family safe. You can catch this virus and if your immune system is not strong enough to fight it hard, you might not come out of it alive. You can also pass it on to others; hence, be wise and STAY SAFE AND DON’T JOKE WITH CORONA VIRUS IT IS REAL AND DEADLY.

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brodalikeme:
My dear don’t allow the devil use you against yourself!

You have 95% of what every lady dream of and you want to throw it away for something trivial and temporary? He stays in a rented one bedroom apartment, he isn’t the landlord, he is not squatting with some friend, haba!
He loves you and is honest with you take that is all that matters!
If the plan is marriage, support him to grow in his career or business, the benefits will come back to you in the form of more love and comfort. If it’s not marriage, at least you would have helped your fellow human being. I know so many ladies that have gone the extreme length of giving their man money to pay their bride price(Dude should have borrowed from friends though).

Sister support him! If his a good man like you said, you’ll be better of for doing that.

Have you heard that great song by Cobhams Asuquo Ft Simi titled We Plenti? A part of it says “beans no dey cook forever”

A little patient, a little input, you guys will be fine.