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Politics / Re: Buhari: Despite Our Differences, Yar’Adua Was A Patriot by estyvino(m): 5:29am On May 06, 2020
If i must interject, i stand to confabulate that Yar-adua meant well for Nigerians

Unlike this military government we have now, it's synonymous with that of Abacha

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Romance / Re: I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me. by estyvino(m): 4:19pm On May 05, 2020
emkz:
She is cheating albeit emotionally which is a precursor to physical cheating.

You cannot act based on the scanty information you currently have. Take her phone, dowload whatsapp web on your computer, scan her phone on it and monitor her chats in real time or back up her chats in dropbox every 30 seconds. Alternatively, pretend you are not suspecting her and live normally with her until the day she would be off her guard (like forgetting to delete the chat or introducing new unconventional sexual positions like reverse cowboy, reverse doggy, reverse well digger, head-over-heels, ladder, squat-and-kiss-while-bonking, etc).

Before a man can discuss phallus matters with a woman including that of her husband, he must have become too comfortable with her, either having been intimate with her or he has bonked her.

If you are suspecting she's cheating, she probably already is. Goodluck.

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Romance / Re: I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me. by estyvino(m): 4:18pm On May 05, 2020
BabbanBura:


Guy, shit is going down or about to go down. Install watzup tracker on her phone and watch that chat from your phone so you can screen grab evidence before she deletes them.

Your wife is in a slippery ground into the mudpid where that guys is, if she is not there yet.

Never confront her yet without unarguably evidence as she will deny it and play the trust card on you.

Note that I have being there several times, I lost on the previous occasions because I thought it was enough to just confront without evidence but believe me ladies will so turn the table on you if you dont present a concrete prove. The last one did same, you will think that i dey excuse the innocent lass out of wickedness to the extent she was asking me to prove it, she was so vehement that nothing happens, I was bewildered. When I brought out evidences, within seconds the defence turn to cry with heavy tears begging for forgiveness saying she didnt know what came over her. Ofcourse ladies no dey know whst came over them once dem see evidence to prove their infidelities.

So get concrete evidence otherwise na u go carry the cross lass lass
Politics / Re: Imo State Students Built Automatic Hand Washer & Dryer. VIDEO by estyvino(m): 12:22pm On May 04, 2020
i want to help him, it is in my nature
Health / Re: 8 Ways You Can Contact Coronavirus And How You Can Protect Yourself by estyvino(m): 10:36am On May 04, 2020
thumbs up op

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Politics / Re: Whoever Advised Kemi To Engage Ipob Doesn't Mean Well For Her by estyvino(m): 5:35am On May 03, 2020
If you know her, keep her close----- I see those dancers close to her door

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Health / Re: g by estyvino(m): 5:24am On May 03, 2020
Fumiex:
have been having this skin problems for some months now. it itches so bad that I can't go out. it forms like a small rash in my lap and leg. my armpit and nipples itch also. I did a blood culture test and nothing was found. a doctor prescribed ketoconazole tab for me and it helps the itching but anytime I finish d dosage the itching comes back, so I am forced to buy more of the drugs. am even scared of overdose but I have spent a lot on this. I can't give account of any money I have because of this problem. please any help!!!

I am sorry, There nothing I can prescribe for ya but doctors in the house can. Solution is on the way
Health / Re: New Mum Dies Of COVID-19, Infects Three Others In Ekiti by estyvino(m): 5:19am On May 03, 2020
Naawwaahh, this Virus just dey form spider man
Sports / Re: Ross Barkley: “my Father Is A Nigerian And I Wish To Meet Him” As He Narrates by estyvino(m): 4:21pm On May 01, 2020
He should contact me, i might just be his father

Family / Re: The Story Of The Man That Neglected His Family To Train His Girlfriend And Her B by estyvino(m): 12:59pm On May 01, 2020
Every story has the other side of it

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Politics / Re: Gov.obaseki Receives Over N120 Million Worth Of Medical Equipment From A Chinese by estyvino(m): 2:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
Them do wellaa

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Celebrities / Re: See Video Of Accident That Is Trending Because Of Lockdown Curfew 7 Cars (video) by estyvino(m): 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2020
You will not die before your time
Politics / Re: Kogi State Covid-19 Isolation Centre In FMC Lokoja, Beats that of Lagos, Ogun, by estyvino(m): 10:56am On Apr 30, 2020
Just say you know

Kogi no get Governor

All new infrastructures you see are individual efforts
Health / Re: 64 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1337, 255 Discharged, 40 Deaths by estyvino(m): 5:37am On Apr 28, 2020
I think cases are reducing

Who noticed?

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Politics / Re: European Police Feeds Street Cats As No Food For Them Due To Lockdown (photos) by estyvino(m): 5:19am On Apr 19, 2020
This side of black race

Those cats are good recipe for pepper soup

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Education / Re: Stop Saying “how Was Your Night”, Here’s What To Say Instead by estyvino(m): 3:49pm On Apr 18, 2020
dayoige:
Learning English is like learning how to drive a car or a bicycle, but unlike vehicles learning English takes place everywhere in the world.

This can be why learning the essential rules of English Language becomes imperative.

You can not do well in English Language if you’re not ready to listen to the basic corrections in English.

Below are a number of the grammatical errors in English that we speak everyday. Please endeavour to require corrections and apply it on your daily spoken English.

Don’t say/call it——————————————–Say/call it

Ear piece———————————————————Ear Phone

Escape goat——————————————————A scape goat

I have ten sheeps—————————————–I have ten sheep

Mother in laws————————————————–Mothers in law

Plate number—————————————————Number plate

Open teeth—————————————————–Gap tooth

K-leg————————————————————Knock knees

Many peoples————————————————–Many people

He gave me an advice———————————He gave me a chunk of recommendation

Down Nepa———————————————————–Power Outage

Up Nepa————————————————————–Power has been restored

I have two trousers———————————‘—–I have two pairs of trousers.

One of the boy is here———————————-One of the boys is here

Where you brush your teeth within the bathroom is named Brushing tub and not sink.

Drinking water———————————————-Drinkable water

Driving licence———————————————-Driver’s licence

I like watching movies———————————‘—–I like seeing movies

Keke Napep———————————————————Tricycle

I have a shoe——————————————————I have a pair of shoes

Commissioner’s quarter———————————–Commissioner’s quaters

I was bitten by rain————————————————-I was drenched

I saw your missed calls—————————————I missed your call

How Was Your Night——————————————Hope you slept well?

Source : https://www.drumhour.com/stop-saying-how-was-your-night-heres-what-to-say-instead/
Politics / Re: Six People Die After Attending The Burial Of A Coronavirus Victim. by estyvino(m): 1:39pm On Apr 18, 2020
Na them knowhh

Me i dey house as you see me so, am going no where grin grin
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by estyvino(m): 1:13am On Apr 18, 2020
This is the traffic reading this news as at 1:12 am

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Abdurazak Habib Garba, 6 Others Test Positive In Kano by estyvino(m): 8:06pm On Apr 17, 2020
HundHunter:
Have said it before:


By next week Kano state will be topping the Covid-19 medals table.

Now that EU has sent Nigeria plenty plenty money.

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You just dey dash urself like and share

Health / Re: Is There Actually COVID-19 In Africa? Because The Maths Doesn't Add Up. (photo) by estyvino(m): 9:59am On Apr 17, 2020
our own na birus not virus

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Politics / Re: See The Massive Crowd Around A Truck Sharing Bags Of Rice (video) by estyvino(m): 7:26pm On Apr 16, 2020
You sure say no be campaign gathering be that?

Otherwise yakatta go soon burst!!
Business / Re: 150 Million Of Jobs At Risk In Africa Over COVID-19, Says Mckinsey by estyvino(m): 7:15pm On Apr 16, 2020
Ok oh

Bad asee bad, we go return to our Root! which is farming and hunting

Quote me, you're the one in the pic below

Health / Re: Dr Anu Who Damaged Girl's Body Nowhere To Be Found As Her Clinic Is Sealed Up by estyvino(m): 11:47pm On Apr 15, 2020
Perfect body God gave the women

They keep amending it

Health / Re: COVID-19: 34 New Confirm Cases In Nigeria. by estyvino(m): 11:41pm On Apr 15, 2020
More again, God save us

Whoever is incharge conditional cash transfer should update us as well
Politics / Re: Forget Bolt, Blake See Fumigation In Jos Plateau (video) by estyvino(m): 3:22am On Apr 15, 2020
propynich123:
Very funny video of a man sent to #fumigate #PlateauState due to Covid-19.

The speed of the fumigant who was faster than #Bolt and #Blake amazed residents.

Watch and enjoy yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zY0uVjpp3s


See small pikin play
Properties / Re: * Oil Well For Sale Opl 326 Oil Block Location: Niger Delta Price: $6billion Dol by estyvino(m): 5:18pm On Apr 14, 2020
aeak1yahoocom:
* OIL WELL FOR SALE
OPL 326 OIL BLOCK
LOCATION: Niger Delta
Price: $6billion dollars
It's situated in the Western deep offshore in Niger Delta...
Call 09055889692

You know much be 6billion dollars?

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Health / Re: Lagos Discharges Eight More Coronavirus Patients by estyvino(m): 4:51pm On Apr 14, 2020
Good news, we must conquer In Jesus Name

Meanwhile, where are all the billions

Nobody is giving us update about the money to be shared

No problem, continue

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Crime / Re: Drunk Policeman Seen Harassing And Assaulting An Old Man In Ajegunle (video) by estyvino(m): 9:00am On Apr 14, 2020
That's why their children no dey get sense

Politics / Re: Malami Ask Governors To Decongest Prisons Immediately by estyvino(m): 5:56am On Apr 11, 2020
Where are they oh, una must de arrest

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Romance / Re: Why Do Married Couples Have Their Partner's Nude Pictures On Their Phone? by estyvino(m): 5:23am On Apr 11, 2020
stevmatt15:
I don't want to judge nor give a verdict base on my wrong thought.
So I will like to ask this here; Why do married men and women usually have their partner's nude pictures on their phone when they do see their complete nudity almost every week?
Singles and married, please help me clear my curiosity and inquisitiveness.
Thanks.

Are you married, lemmee see where to start

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