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PoliticsRe: Is This Why Emeka Ihedioha Was Removed? Picture by estyvino(m): 6:14am On Dec 01, 2020
How can I unread this, I am disturbed right now

Tho! Anyone can make up this
AgricultureRe: 40% off: We help Nurse Your Malaysian Supergene Oilpalm Seedlings for planting by estyvino(m): 6:07am On Dec 01, 2020
pretteemee:
Do you have plans to go into Oilpalm plantation come next season?
Then this is for you!!!

Findings have revealed that Nigeria spends not less than N370billion on Oilpalm importation between 2018 and now.
Is it not ridiculous how we spend huge amount of money importing products that can be made abundantly available in our country?
Many people are trooping into Oilpalm plantation on a yearly basis because Oilpalm has proven to be one of the best crops to invest in,with a massive return. Every tiny byproduct of it can be conveniently converted into crazy Cash.

In the world of Oilpalm there are different Varieties, breed or species.
There's Dura,pisifera(these two are said to be the good but local breed), Hybrid Super genetic(Malaysian breed), Hybrid Tenera etc.

All these Species Can be very lucrative if managed well but for those who mean business and want to really go into Oilpalm plantation big,your surest bet is the Malaysian Super genetic.

Supergene, as widely called, is an introgressed hybrid Oilpalm,bred from Dura and pisifera.

-It yields two times higher than others for same size of plantation land with no further/extra maintenance cost incurred.

-The FFB(fresh fruit bunche) yields up to 58-60 tons/hecter/year.

-It has higher oil percentage of about 26% to 28%.

-Its dwarf in nature and starts fruiting within 22months of planting.

-Thin shell,small kernel and bigger flesh

-It has up to 22 to 26 bunches/tree/year.

-More tolerant to drought.

-More disease resistance.

-It's wider gap between the leaves stem results in increase in photosynthesis for more robust growth.

Indeed Malaysian Supergene is the surest bet for those who have intention of starting an Oilpalm plantation but many people run away from it because of the cost of establishment.

A seedling of Malaysian Supergene presently is #1500. Now imagine getting 1000 pieces of Supergene Oilpalm for your 16acres farmland. The figure is alarming right?

Well, at Vambedy farms and gardens, we have decided to make it a lot easier/cheaper for those who want to go into Oilpalm plantation for next year planting season by drastically reducing the cost of buying Supergene seedlings.

The plan is to help you nurse as many seedlings has you want, all you just have to do is make payment for seeds,soil and maintenance.
At the end of it all you will only be spending #800/seedling in the stead of #1500/seedling.

The payment for seedlings would be in two parts, an initial payment of 75% and a latter payment of 25%.
For instance,if we are to nurse 1000 Supergene seedlings for you against next year planting season,the total amount for 1000 supergene seedlings is N800,000 you'd pay an initial deposits of N600,000 now and a balance of N200,000 when you want to move them from the nursery by next year.

The minimum seedling we can nurse is 500 seedlings and Max is 5,000 seedlings.

Due to the time our seedlings must spend in the nursery before transplanting on the field, this offer will only last until December 31st.

Vambedy farms and gardens is duly registered and open for visit from 8am to 6pm,working days (including Saturdays)
For more enquiries, pls contact us on WhatsApp 070(344)78(708)
Email: Vambedyfarms@gmail.com
FamilyRe: "Should I Use 'Do Me I Do You' To Deal With My Husband?" by estyvino(m): 9:37pm On Nov 30, 2020
brofmhsph:
CAN I USE "DO ME I DO YOU" TO DEAL WITH MY HUSBAND?

Two wrongs did not make a right in 1900, and till date, no matter the excuse we give, two wrongs can never make a right.

It's time to calm down, calm down like this. Stop fighting him, all the fights you fought in past hasn't given you a permanent solution so it's time to change strategy.

Be a loving wife even if he still insist on being naughty. It's only a woman than can break a man and the weapon to use is love.

Please check history, all those men that military cannot defeat and war cannot kill, they were all defeated by women. Ask Samson.

A man is created to war, a woman cannot win a fight with a man because she is created to love.

Let me explain it like this,
A shark can only win in a battle inside water, if you bring the almighty shark to land, an ordinary house dog will kill it.

Same also, a lion is only powerful on land, if you throw a lion into the ocean, it will be meal for small fishes.

Men are competitive humans, if you want to compete with your husband, you have entered his place of specialty. He will win.

A woman is a delicate human made from love. Even God Himself had to hide her in a place where nothing can hurt her, inside Adam's chest.

For a woman to win, she must stay in her place of strength, she must use love to fight.

A man married to a woman using love strategy is like a lion fighting a shark inside water. The man will always lose.

So what men do is that, they drag the woman out of the place of love to the place of competition. Who can keep malice most, who can shout most, who can get angry most....

It's just competition and the man is enjoying it. A man can fight his wife just now and be sleeping the next moment. Why, he is in the place of his strength.

A lot of women unfortunately allow themselves to be dragged into the man's place of strength.

That's why women get heart broken and become miserable in marriage.

SUBMISSION SIMPLY MEANS DON'T COMPETE WITH HIM. SIMPLE�

Let me rewrite Ephesians 5 in my own version (Jokefemioluyamoju Marital Bible Translation) �

WIFE
Woman, you are delicate and created to love, you are not created to compete like your husband so don't compete with your own husband.
The church can never compete with Jesus and that is your example.
Just as the only way to be Jesus disciples is by total submission. The only way to be a disciple of Christ in your own home is by total submission to your own husband because he is the ordained representative of Jesus in your own home.

HUSBANDS
Husbands, the home is a place of love, the woman is created for love so she is the best ingredient for a lovely home, don't bring your competitive spirit into the home.
Jesus is the Loin of the tribe of Judea but whenever he is dealing with the church, he is a lamb. Take this as your example.
The type of love Jesus gave to us was a totally sacrificial love so also it is only when you give your all for your wife that you are truly Jesus disciples.

Let me also rewrite the Genesis 2 vs 18, it's not good for a man to be alone, let us find an help meet for him.

The man we created has finally become restless, lonely, having seed but fruitless. We have been able to make him realize that nothing in this world can complete him. Let us therefore give him a human being who looks like him but filled with the love, delicate heart and a womb, she will carry all his seeds unto fruitfulness and fill every void in his life.
(c) Jokefemioluyamoju Marital Bible Translation. �

So what am I saying in essence.

Stay in your place of strength as a woman. Stay where God created you to be.

You are a big fish in the ocean of love, don't allow the man drag you into his competitiveness.

You drag him into the ocean of love. Show him love as the response to every aggressiveness.

Never leave your area of strength.

The world was wicked and its still wicked but Jesus conquered with love.

No matter how tough a man is, love will disarm him. His stubbornness will be disarmed, he will become uncompetitive at home and finally give in.

This is where our 21st century women liberation groups got it wrong. The more they advice women to compete, the more broken hearts we have, the more divorces we have, the more chaos

I know of a man who shouts and cheats on his wife, early year 2020, she started using the love strategy.

Her husband was disarmed because there was no more a wife to fight at home.

The man is still confused till date, he comes home early, he wants to cook for her and massage her legs and buy are stuffs. He started reporting all his girlfriends to the wife.

Why?

His wife had dragged the lion out of his jungle into the ocean of love.

Love conquers, try love today.

OK let me round up before this becomes another long post.

Don't repay your husband evil for evil.

Rather repay his errors with love and you will eventually conquer.

Since my wife started using love for me, she got my mumu button.

She suddenly have me wrapped around her, a whole me! The lion himself�

The same can happen in your home.

It will only take a totally mad man, who has 2000 demons to constantly fight a woman using the love strategy.

I hope this clarifies.

God bless you.
Olufemi Ayorinde Oluyamoju
Jokefemioluyamoju Marital Foundation
RomanceRe: "I'm The Only Girl That Took Her Boyfriend Out & Spent N7k On Him" - Lady Boasts by estyvino(m): 6:05am On Nov 28, 2020
7k is too much na

She for use the 7k buy car!! � �
FamilyRe: I Dislike My Small Stature by estyvino(m): 10:24pm On Nov 27, 2020
I think the likes of you would not bother about your size

Except you have changed your mind about Boyz

EducationRe: Breaking News: Canada Permanent Residence For International Students by estyvino(m): 7:25am On Nov 26, 2020
jerrysinger247:
Breaking News: Canada Permanent Residence for International Students Coming Soon

Hello Canada Seekers,

It is no more news that Nigeria is fast becoming a violent nation with less interest for its youth and no future plan for its graduates and almost no strategy for the development of the educational system. I have good news for you if you are tired of this country like me, this is a priviledge information i got from a legal source in Canada.

Canada Immigration Minister said recently to BLOOMBERG in an interview that Canada is working towards the opening of more pathways to Permanent Residency for International Students who have (Work-Study Permit already).

What this means is that, students can become permanent residency of Canada.
wooooooow.


What is the problem that led to this?

Canada is experiencing low immigration rate due to covid19 pandemic.

Secondly, Canada is in need of youth professionals to replace their ageing workforce and retirees

Lastly, Canada wants to build the best peaceful country with people of diverse cultures dwelling together.


Opportunities Created by this Problem!

Canada government have created more jobs than their workforce and they have shortage of working people who are professionals and young.


What is the best way to Immigrate to Canada?

Educational Pathway or Route

This is new and trending since Covid-19. Most schools in Canada has lifted the barn on compulsory IELTS Examination Score before gaining admission. There are hundreds of schools in Canada that offers Admission yearly between December - August yearly.

I don't know if this will continue for a long time, but i know of two people who have gotten admission into two of these colleges in Canada like Alberta and Wilson College and they have got part-time job offer paying minimum of N500,000 monthly while studying and their spouse with full-time work permit paying minimum of N1,000,000.

You are also entitled to scholarships, health benefits, insurance and other benefits if you are a married person with children of two they get free education and $500 minimum health allowance monthly.

Goodnews remains that, Canada is really looking at helping international students to prop up its ageing population by offering them permanent residence between now and April 2021, because statistics show that, they end up more successful compared to their federal Skilled workers counterpart.

This is good news for anyone whose dream has ever been to immigrate to Canada, this news shows you will have it easy to be qualify for this offer and a study permit now, which can help you be in the category of people to benefit from the new education pathways.



Sad News!

Only few people are aware of this offer, also, it will not last long, it expires April 2021.


How To Relocate To Canada With Education Pathway/Route Without Writing IELTS...

I have a training course in form of e-book, video, audio and picture form showing you A-Z steps to do it yourself and byecut dubious agents that charge you minimum of N1.2m. This guide would cost you minimum of N100,000 to get. I am not the one that wrote the guide but am priviledge to have the information as an online information marketer and study abroad agent.

I have two people who used this guide recently and got admission and visa to Canada as you read this post now. They did it by themselves without an Agent. I will personally answer all your questions, pick your calls, do video calls and chat with you to support you all the way till visa is approved.

If you are ready to learn the A-Z of relocating to Canada through Education Pathway, kindly private chat me on WhatsApp on

07033347547.

If you contact me between now and December 2020, you would get the guide at N50,000 promo. This offer is going out to only 10 lucky people.

If you are contacting me after December 2020, just be ready to pay N70,000.

This guide would solve the following problems...

Proof of funds
Schorlarship
Admission into 100% acceptance school
Workstudy permit
Visa application with 90% acceptance rate
Relocating with your spouse and two children to canada without stress
How to get admission into any canada colleges if you are 50years below
All these, you will learn how to do it yourself.


I use to be a traveling agent and do study abroad package for students before, but with this new secret now, i have stoped and teach people how to do this process themselves without spending up to N250,000 in the processing.

This offer closes as soon as the first 20 people pay for the guide or i increase the fee to N100,000. If this is expensive, consider the following;

IELTS exam fee is N75,000
Admission fee is N50,000
Visa Processing fee N100,000
Agent Fee is N200,000
Documentation fee is N50,000
Making a total of N475,000.

All these expenses doesnt guarantee your admission or visa. But, imagine getting this guide and use the information for life.

Hurry up now and call me if you are the number 1 person today on 07033347547


Thank you so much

Jerry-Singer
WhatsApp: 07033347547
Study Abroad Expert
AgricultureRe: Canada Work Visa Opportunity by estyvino(m): 4:38am On Nov 23, 2020
Lynn21:
Canada Work Visa Package for Agric Pilot and Caregivers.

Have you always had this dream of working abroad and living over there with your family?

You dream is about to come into reality if you believe and when you see opportunities grab it will all of your might.
*We would get you a visa to Canada
*A job
*An accommodation
*No IELTS exam needed

Main Applicant Requirements:
- Total Package: N1,500,000 [one million five hundred thousand naira]
- Initial Deposit: N300,000 [Three Hundred Thousand Naira]
- Medicals - N46,500 [Handled by the Client].
- BioMetrics - N56,100 [Handled by the Client].
- Birth Certificate/Age Declaration.
- International Passport.
- NIMC [Temporary is accepted].
- Photograph Passport with White Background.

For Family Package:
- Each Dependent below 13 - $150 - Canadian Dollar at the initial deposit
- CVs of Everyone Eligible for Work
- Spousal work permit Application- N122,000
- Same goes for everyone above the age of 14.

Duration 6 month:
- LMIA for CIC No - Three Months
- 2nd Phase of the Application - Three Months
- Completion of Charges at the point Visa Issuance

Yes I know some people will read this and say it is scam, it will be unfortunate because this is how opportunities will come and pass while some others make good use of it. Don't sit there and fold you arms, make a move with faith.

INDEED IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT'S SOOO TRUE.

For Further enquiries call 08179949921.
Mostly favorable to Abuja and Lagos applicants based on our office location
CrimeRe: Edo Pastor Caught With Female Pants, Laminated Pictures Of Girls In Bayelsa by estyvino(m): 1:34pm On Nov 19, 2020
maedae beatam well
PoliticsRe: CNN Shares Lekki Shooting Video: EndSARS by estyvino(m): 10:22am On Nov 19, 2020
RomanceRe: I Am Depressed Because I'm A 1minute Man by estyvino(m): 12:07pm On Nov 15, 2020
Unless you don't take alcohol drink, it's not drug per say.

Just two bottles of medium stout or two bottles legend stout. You will just put on your boxer kux ur tired of thrusting without coming. ""and be going""
CelebritiesRe: Laycon Responds To Lady Who Loves Him & Asked Him To Ignore Erica by estyvino(m): 2:37am On Nov 15, 2020
StagethemTVee:
A pretty Lady has fired her shots at Big Brother Naija winner, Laycon by expressing how much she loves him and how she keeps wondering why he appears hooked on Erica. She made reference to Laycon's body language at Dorathy's birthday. She also offered him some suggestions to get over Erica.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0yVCBU-d50
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Man Set Internet On Fire With New Engagement Photo by estyvino(m): 9:23am On Nov 05, 2020
what of if say breeze kon blow cover the whole thing, my hand no dey oh grin grin
TravelRe: Garrison Flyover Port Harcourt Completed: Pictures & Video by estyvino(m): 7:04pm On Oct 31, 2020
E shock una abi!

CrimeRe: US Forces Rescue American Citizen Kidnapped In Nigeria, Kill 6 Of The 7 Captors by estyvino(m): 5:58pm On Oct 31, 2020
WalkerMichael:
So the movies we watch ain’t fake afterall shocked shocked
Nigerian army will say it's fake news or Photoshop
TravelRe: Cynthia Precious Imhansi-Jacob Certified As Pilot By US Flight Academy by estyvino(m): 9:30pm On Oct 30, 2020
GreenDee:
Wow.. congratulations to her. A lady with a class, I love seeing pretty girls like me succeeding.
Please rephrase!
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot Crying On Live TV Following Backlash by estyvino(m): 8:33am On Oct 30, 2020
AltMon2:
Desmond Elliot has broken down in tears on Live TV, following the backlash he's receiving from Nigerians over social media regulation.

Recall that the former actor, at the Lagos State House of Rep in his submission, pushed for passing if social media regulation bill.

the controversial statement received lots of criticisms, as many Nigerian youths boast him for referring to youths as “children” and for also pushing for the regulation of social media.

Desmond Elliot in a new interview on Arise TV broke down in tears. This came after he apologized for his statement earlier.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v58asXYJvU
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Flog Curfew Violators In Osun Inside Muddy Water (Disturbing Video) by estyvino(m): 4:58pm On Oct 27, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
Suspected Soldiers flog and punish curfew violators caught in Ilesha, Osun State.

See Video
#Endarmybrutality


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdt31hgcHvU
PhonesRe: Who Else Noticed Change Of Time On Your Phone? by estyvino(m): 6:19pm On Oct 26, 2020
I had to google time in Nigeria, cos my phone time and watch doesn't tally.

Mine is up to one hour late and it haven't been corrected. Maybe I will correct it myself.
AutosRe: Volkswagen Jetta @350k by estyvino(m):
350k for that shrine?grin

You need to be born again grin grin
RomanceRe: Man's 'Insane Optical Illusion' Tattoo Looks Like Giant Hole In His Head (Photo) by estyvino(m): 5:07am On Oct 16, 2020
All I see is big hole on his head
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala Vs Yoo Myung-Hee: WTO Leadership Down To The Final 2 Candidates by estyvino(m): 9:28pm On Oct 07, 2020
Jones4190:
There is no different between a Bar and Bra, Once the are opened men go crazy.
Imagine a girl called Barbra
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh And Forget Hunger by estyvino(m): 7:53pm On Oct 07, 2020
Icontodun1:
-have u ever notice dat the short man are always happy when they see a person shorter than dem

-i never believe say naija hard until i saw my dad friends pricing school fee

-waec expo out two mins to the exam,u get to d hall,battery low...... Dnt feel bad,u hear

-have u experience treking in the sun and ur shadow leave you and carry okada

-na only for naija u go see a man wey dey sell a book from street to street tittled HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS i wonder why he dnt read the book

IF YOU REALLY ENJOY CLICK AND GET MORE ON FACEBOOK.COM/icontodun1 or register and get paid reading jokes https://icontodun-com.forumotion.com/
Nice one there! tho I didn't click!!
PoliticsRe: American Woman Blasts Nigerian Uber Driver For Disrespecting Donald Trump by estyvino(m): 7:48pm On Oct 07, 2020
Thank God sey the network Wey I dey use no fit play video

I cannot come and waste my data just like that
RomanceRe: Coffee And Sperm by estyvino(m): 6:47pm On Oct 06, 2020
I love it too

I remember one time, much younger tho!

I thought it was chocolate and I deep down my spoon straight to my mouth, it wasn't very funny

FamilyRe: Man Names His Newborn Son 'Buhari' In Jos In Honour Of The President (Photo) by estyvino(m): 12:00pm On Oct 06, 2020
Chiedu4Trump:
Who you name your child after does affect the child

Thats why important people in the bible were given names by God in advance


Luke 1:13
But the angel said unto him, Fear not, Zacharias: for thy prayer is heard;
and thy wife Elisabeth shall bear thee a son, and thou shalt call his name John.

(Genesis 17:19)
The God said, Sarah, your wife shall bear a son and shall call his name Issac

And most important person Jesus

Matthew 1:21
She shall bring forth a son; they shall call his name Jesus.
For he shall save his people from their sins

If you give your pikin bad name like Lai, the pikin go dey Lai
[img]https://4.bp..com/-oDPe57JiQ74/VyMUcL3CtsI/AAAAAAAA1X0/2WYtc0CPHnY3kCzYf712jDtAzrseT8q2QCLcB/s640/hhy.JPG[/img]

Now naming your child after Buhari , will make him dull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vtan7pDiaU
CelebritiesRe: Erica's GoFundMe Campaign Ends With A Total Donation Of N33m (Photo) by estyvino(m): 7:06pm On Oct 04, 2020
Onijagidijagan:
Not upto laycons 85 million though

If you are among people that contributed you WASTED your money. Money you could give to millions of homeless beggers in Nigeria you donated it to lady that's not top 5 Nigeria people's choice.
Calm down, life is a choice

TV/MoviesRe: Inside Big Brother Canada Season 8 House. (photos, video) by estyvino(m): 7:01am On Oct 03, 2020
Too flashy, it could have been more beautiful as it's without been too flashy.

Stay that house for three months and I bet you will develop eye problem afterwards
CelebritiesRe: Neo: I Did Not Wash Vee’s Pants, I Rinsed It by estyvino(m): 10:41pm On Oct 01, 2020
You no dey chop dog meat but you dey use teeth dey sharing am give your children

CrimeRe: See Nigerians And Biafrans Arising.. by estyvino(m): 7:25am On Oct 01, 2020
We're talking 60, and this one just dey conceive! Wake up bro

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