₦airaland Forum

D guy above is evidence dat not everyone actually has sense.. So where's d First Lady leading d search to? Sambisa or across d border ? Where is Aunty Oby dat protested and insulted d former govt and den went for an excursion in sambisa? Has she found d rest of d Mbok gals? How com she hasn't as much as acknowledge dat Batch B Stream 1 don set again?? Some of U jus need to have ur heads checked..

Hian, so all d passengers seized their breathe for d next 70km abi?? I'm sure dis guy piss for body...

Abegggiii.. Una no dey tire with digging up allegations dat eventually disappear? What has happened to d numerous houses u Ppl claim belonged to Diezani? Strangely enough no one saw anything wrong in Buratai owning same. Are we saying a senator cannot afford such considering d humongous sums dey collect in salaries , allowances and bonuses?

Lolzzz.. Corruption pillow fight.. All na wash jare. Na eye service

Afta dey successfully evaporated d contents of their satchet milk by selling air to Nigerians

U Ppl want to build a VIP prison for urselves abi... U must manage d kirikiri and Kuje prisons with other prisoners..

Jus imagine.. What is d govt's business with religious studies and Islamic for dat matter? Is Nigeria an Islamic or Arabic state?? While University workers have been striking and infrastructures have been lacking, it is Islamic Studies and Arabic dats important to d morons in power. How exactly will Arabic and Islamic studies improve d economy? Almajiris and most northern poor kids are encouraged to learn Arabic but yet dey can barely speak English talk more of writing. Isnt dat stupidity of d highest order? D only reason dis country associates itself with Arabic is because its used in Islamic studies.. Now how is dat not propagating Islam?

Its a settlement pckage for everyone involved

[quote author=BHPbummy post=65643918][/quote]Wen all dey have to do is migrate to bizplus and purchase d data to sell at 5500... Or beta still jus call customer care and ask about SME data

Shebi it is someone dat has a brain dat can learn

Oga Ur own is also extortion whether cheaper or not..

PMB boys are chilling jare... His uniform is even neat and shiny self ..Let d govt kip deceiving demselves and their zombie mofos. Abeg who has seen sarrki? Abi was he part of those kidnapped in Dapchi

D annoying part is U can't see its effects anywhere .. Be it infrastructures or social benefits. We've only seen it in d medical trips of d President and his Son

babaireti:
The scores is not yet complete until the casualty get to you soon.

Exactly, it won't b complete until d list of casualties with u at d top gets to FP mofo... Since d govt is turning a blind eye to d kilings while mofos like U kip licking their asses I hope somehow U share in d pain dey are denying Ppl are feeling

Gold mining had been ongoing in Zamfara and Bauchi for years. Some elites are feeding fat off it while d govt looks away

And yet d E-diots in power are still spending Billions in looking for oil in d North... Wat other proof do we need to show how senseless our leaders are...

Neither are d hired Killers, kidnappers and Armed and Unarmed robbers of today... U guys are worse

We know already, d fact dat he was used and dumped by APC opened his eyes by force...

Jesu.. No wonder our doctors are running to Canada

Pastooooooor!!! Is dis wat APC has reduced U to?? So which force plotted d Dapchi Drama, Killed off mobile policemen, attacked military installments and made away with vehicles, and other numerous attacks between last month and now?? Forces of darkness or Delta Force?

Becos U have renegotiated with dem or what? Is it a crime if he mentions or talks about d Herdsmen attacks??

Hehehehehe... Maybe someone screamed "Thunder Fire U" afta he missed an attempt

D same way U Ppl claimed to have budgeted billions for capital projects in ur so-called budget of change and d one dat followed abi?
Jus d same rice was supposed to go back to its price before last year December abi?
Jus d same way U have completely defeated BH abi

yarimo:
Slowly but surely BUHARI is taking nigeria to the promise land.

Sai baba

Surely and clearly there is nothing left on d right side of ur head and on d left side there is nothing right

Lolzzzzz... Jus imagine... African RULERS are pathetic dictators... So becos dem tackle U dey are facing arrest? If dey gave him injury na death by firing squad b dat... Football is a contact sport, if he didn't want to b tackled he shld have sat at home and played PS4

There is definitely something wrong with d President's brain becos if it was normal he wouldn't b making d kind of utterances he has been making these days.. So d Ppl of Taraba, Benue, Zamfara and d ever blazing North East are going thru a peaceful transition abi

First things first u have to remember to stay calm else ur nerves will wreck things for U and him... Its really no biggie if U're d sociable type because it would com naturally to U.... U don't have to b funny to make a gud MC, jus know wat to say and wen. Remember it isn't a debate so U dont have to look or sound too serious... Throw in a couple of jokes(preferably some funny experiences U guys have had) every now and den... Jus hold d mic and follow d order of d event. U'ld do jus fine...
NB: I take God beg U resist d temptation of getting high before u step onto d stage.. U dont want to b told wat u acted on stage

Abeg wetin b scores now sef?

Lolzzz.. Govt of Lies lies and more lies.. Eventually d web of lies catches up...
First dey claim there was nothing like subsidy and labelled it a scam..
And den wen dey came in dey came in, they claimed there was subsidy but some ppl were using d scheme to defraud d nation so dey claimed to have removed it..
And now it turns out d govt has been paying subsidy again under d APC baptismal name of "under recovery".
Since it has now finally been exposed dat subsidy Neva left, why have Nigerians been paying #145 for fuel??
What other evidence or proof do e-diots need to see how everything about dis govt is a fraud?

Lovely... Nice concept showing d woman contributing to d man's hustle.. Unlike d other photoshoot wey d man dey arrange plantains for tray while d wife was slaying

Na wa ooo... Lemme understand.. Who exactly is attacking and killing these forces in d North East considering d Nigerian Army claims BH has been completely defeated, d Presidency claims dey have been marginally degraded and d govt claims dey have been technically defeated? These men have families who deserve to know d truth and what exactly is going on. Is it d ghosts of d defeated dats carrying out these attacks??

Why won't he stand with Buhari wen dey've given him a car? He can drive with him dats his business but on behalf of Me, my family and all d Ppl I know, We no follow