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Foreign AffairsRe: How Unit 684 A Plot To Kill The Leader Of North Korea Ended In Mutiny And Murder by eTECTIVe(m): 11:32am On Feb 19, 2018
In 1968... D North had already attacked d Presidential Palace previously so d South Korean govt created a secret unit to take out d North's Leader in d event of anoda altercation
PoliticsRe: 2019 Elections: Looters Using Stolen Money To Fight Buhari - Muslim Group, MURIC by eTECTIVe(m):
Jus loookat... Does dis statement sound like one made by a sensible person?? Here are some of d major nonsense dat came from d gutter in his head...
a. Prices of things are falling....
where?? How did dey rise in d first place. A mudu of beans now sells for #450, rice is still chilling at its new price, garri is still above #200 a mudu, and d list is endless.. Oh need I remind dem of d fuel wahala?

b. He has no house in London
- D monies he spent holidaying in London for over 5 months combined is enough to pay for numerous houses in London... His daughter skools in d UK for heavens sake...
Anyone claiming he doesn't own a house in London is a fool and a dunce
c. No funds have been traced to him
YET.. What of d forex deals traced to his wife?? Oh I'm sure we have all forgotten becos its been swept under d carpet as usual jus like d Halliburton case...
d. He succeeded in blocking leakages. Really?? How?? because NHIS boss he reinstated withdrew billions of dollars, Grass was cut for billions of dollars, NNPC is operating secret accounts, Maina is chilling, Subsidy is back on code, bogus and duplicated items have been exposed in his budget by BudgetIT, and d list is endless. Oh NIA scripted drama has gone out of their control...
So
e. Diversification of d economy..
Really?? Billions have been budgeted each year for oil exploration in d north ever since he came in.. D rails were already back by d tym he came in

And Finally d mere fact dat d ediot waved off herdsmen attacks shows d group is now anoda paid propaganda and support group...
PoliticsRe: Babachir Lawal Leading Pro-Government Anti-Corruption Demonstration (Throwback) by eTECTIVe(m): 8:45am On Feb 19, 2018
Dis govt reeks of propaganda and lies... Dey have spent more money to demonstrators and protesters dan dey have spent on infrastructures
SportsRe: OMG!! Cristiano Ronaldo Explodes At Real Madrid Teammates After Real Betis Win by eTECTIVe(m): 8:09am On Feb 19, 2018
When did he score huh Did anyone explode at him for not scoring while dey were drawing or losing?? He doesn't know he's jus dividing d dressing room with his selfish antics
PoliticsRe: 2019: Katsina State Elders To Reply Obasanjo’s Letter To Buhari Soon–gov. Masari by eTECTIVe(m): 8:05am On Feb 19, 2018
Na una him write letter to?? What other proof do Ppl need to confirm dat our President is more of a King in d North dan a National President
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigeria Freed 475 Boko Haram Suspects by eTECTIVe(m): 10:41pm On Feb 18, 2018
PMB is freeing and paying billions of dollars to BH in ransom preparing against next year's elections
RomanceRe: If Your Score Is Less Than 40 You Need To Start Living (pix) by eTECTIVe(m): 10:15pm On Feb 18, 2018
So why plenty pp still dey claim virgins because I'm very sure anybody who scored above 20 has sex included. How I take get 54 sef? Wait make recalculate am
PoliticsRe: I Will Henceforth Under Go Medical Check Ups In Bayelsa – OBJ by eTECTIVe(m): 10:02pm On Feb 18, 2018
No matter how much U hate him, U can't help but respect him. D mere fact dat he still garners respect from both d ruling and opposition says about to d power he wields
PoliticsRe: Buhari Rejects Nigerian Peace Corps Bill by eTECTIVe(m): 8:00pm On Feb 18, 2018
Rolings:
I repeat they are not redundant. They are a very important part of the nations security architecture.
I have been to many of their stations and I will tell you what they do there......THEY PROVIDE SECURITY TO CITIZENS. ...... happy now.
If U are a Civil defence staff I'll understand but U and I and evry other person knows dis ur statement is a huge lie. How do dey provide security to Nigerians ? Or is there any other Nigeria apart from dis one? U have been to many of their stations as ?? There is a civil defence post a few kilometres from my house
PoliticsRe: 30 Undeniable Achievements That Shows President Buhari Is Really Working by eTECTIVe(m):
exlinkleads:
Below is 30 glaring and undeniable achievement of Mr. President. You can add yours..

1 His ZERO tolerance for corruption
I find dis one particularly funny. Where do I even start from?? Is it d forex scandal dat has since disappeared and d man no where to b found?? A report was leaked about how dis govt was selling forex to some Ppl for as low as 87kobo to a dollar but dey somehow covered it up and d person who leaked it has been languishing in d DSS cell ever since. Or is d grass cutting scandal dat he was pressured to act on afta months ?? oh I forgot d culprit even reminded Nigerians how dumb we were by asking "Who is d Presidency" Or is it d Maina drama dat dey have swept under d carpet as usual? Or is it d whole NIA drama dat was planned and executed by dis same govt? Oh yes it was all planned but I dont expect u to agree or even use ur brains. Where did d money budgeted for capital projects in d last 2yrs go? Amaechi admitted dey haven't embarked on any recently. Oh and jus last week d same Ameachi admitted to ongoing corruption under d govt... So??

2. PMB stopped over N2trillion subsidy payments to the almighty cabals.
Are u for real?? Who has dis same govt been paying subsidy to den afta dey claimed to have removed subsidy?? Or U want to claim u are unaware d govt stills pays subsidy hence d current scarcity we are experiencing?? U mumu sha

3. He stopped the payment of over N30b monthly salaries to 50,000 national ghost workers.
How did he stop it?? D same govt dat appointed dead Ppl as directors and perm secs?? Isn't dat d real definition of ghost workers?

4. He withdrew the license of rice, salt, sugar etc from one individual and spread the license to various interested group of people so as to stop the issue of monopoly.
So when did he collect d license and who are now d various group of Ppl?? Why are u like dis?


5. He ordered the enforcement of BVN in the banking industry which stopped the illicit fraud perpetrated by private and public officials.
Anoda lie from d pit of hell... I did my BVN registration in Oct 2014 and d process actually started in February. CBN gave an extension to d date in may before dis govt was even inaugurated..

6. He ordered the enforcement of TSA where a single government parastatal operated over 43 accounts siphoning funds without remittance to the Federation Account.
Oga TSA was made policy and implemented in 2012...

7. He ordered the enforcement of payment and salaries of National Assembly members to be done through TSA.
Are U sure U know what TSA means?? Becos obviously U dont

8. He stopped the importation of rice from Thailand which our leaders used to siphon billions of naira yearly.
Leaders use importation of rice from Thailand to siphon money? Are u for real?? Dis here shows how dumb U. Pls how do dey do it? A visit to sokoto border will educate u

9. He blocked all the loop holes in the public sectors even though some avaricious Nigerians still cut their ways through sometimes.
How did he do it becos U mentioned TSA up there already. How did his son get access to hundreds of millions to buy one bike?

10. He exposed the corrupt practices in the judiciary.
U mean he was trying to intimidate d judiciary with d DSS... Point me one case pls

11. He did same thing in the National Assembly.
D last tym I checked it was d other way around . D national assembly exposed d padding of d budget by d various ministries departments and agencies.

12. He exposed them all in the Nigeria Police, Nigeria Army, Navy, Air force and prosecuted the corrupt officials involved.
Pls what does d first lady do for d IG of police to get vehicles from him?? What happened to d report on d Police providing security to companies for money? What has happened to d report and petition raised by a senator against d IG? Last tym I remember d senator was instead charged to court instead of d IG.
Oh and Burantashi owns a house in Dubai dat we know of. I'm sure there a many others.


13. He exposed Patience Jonathan N13b looted fund, N15b, N11b worth of hotel in Bayelsa, N2.5b laundered funds to her housemaids.
Dis is one really funny case... Afta severally flooring d EFCC in court den suddenly she wants to settle out of court?? D drama is still ongoing until dey get a conviction.

14. He exposed Ikoyi's gate N13b NIA funds.
What happened to d report on d funds?? Who owns d money? Oga na govt money b dat and we were told dis govt was informed about d money there.. D rest na film


15. He exposed N4.7b Ekiti election fraud given to Fayose by Obanikoro
And wat has happened since den ?? Obanikoro joined APC and d parrot dat was squealing and talking has since apologized to fayose abi?

16. He exposed the $2.1b insurgency funds shared among Femi Fani Kayode, Olisah metuh, Bafarawa, Nduka Obaigbena, Raymond Dokpesi and others.
Dis was d song on their lips wen dey first entered. A committee was set up to investigate . I am sure u are not aware dat same committee was disbanded afta a few sittings afta dey spent 100s of millions on those sittings. No report nothing. What happened??


17. He exposed the illicit dealings in the legislative house.
Why do u kip repeating urself? Lack of points dats y

18. He stopped the padding of our national budget by the National Assembly members.
Anoda duplicated point. D senate exposed d padding in his first and second budget AMD even dis third one. Jus like U dey kept duplicating items. Hundreds of millions in nonsenses. I suggest U visit BudgetIT to see d exposed items.

19. He enforced the law to retrieve the N11b loan granted to Ben Murray Bruce which he refused to pay for 10years.
He didn't enforce any law. AMCON has always been going afta debtors. Visit AMCON site to see d others who dey don't talk about

20. He exposed our Christian community where N7b was shared to them for election campaign by Jonathan.


21. He exposed same dirty deal of over N4 billion given to a Moslem (former Governor Bafarawa) by Jonathan for the Marabout's and Mallams' prayers.
I dont know how old U are but obviously U are not old enof to think. Since monies were given out to these Ppl why hasn't d govt retrieved d said monies?? So beer parlour discussions and unsubstantiated reports are also an achievement ryt? Considering U listed d xtian and Muslim donations as 2 different points says a lot about U.


22. He Enforced the EFCC to go after Ifeanyi Ubah who sold N11b worth of crude oil and pocketed same without the knowledge of NNPC.
U are probably a kid born yesterday or over 3yrs ago. In April 2013, EFCC arrested Ifeanyi Ubah and prosecuted him immediately. Here's d link
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/efcc-arrests-ifeanyi-ubah-over-n43b-subsidy-scam/
And dis is what happened afta a 2 months trial dis is what happened
http://saharareporters.com/2013/05/15/judge-grants-ifeanyi-ubah-perpetual-injunction-against-efcc-investigation

Tell me what has happened since Ifeanyi Ubah was arrested and how long ago it was. I'm sure U dont even know anything about d case anymore.

23. He Exposed Saraki undeclared assets/looted funds.
He exposed saraki's undeclared assets?? Are u for real?? Are u aware d Federal govt withdraw it's case against Saraki?? Oh here's a link
http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/04/federal-government-closes-case-false-assets-declaration-saraki/

24. He stopped Intel (Atiku's Company) where trillions of Nigeria money was not remitted to the federation account over the years.
I dont know if there's anything U know at all but one thing I've been able to ascertain is dat U are showing signs of a dumb and unreasonable person. D govt terminated d contract it had with Intel becos dey hadn't complied with d TSA policy. Where did u get d unremitted trillions from?? I'm sure U dont even know what Intel does for d FG. Dey were not closed down but served a notice to comply with their tax duties.. Here read if U can
http://dailypost.ng/2017/10/17/atiku-firs-finally-speaks-seal-ex-vps-company-intel/

25. He exposed our unscrupulous leaders both in APC and PDP even if the law could not prosecute them because of the lacuna in our laws.
What's d difference between dis and some of d things U already listed dat have proven to b baseless? Jus name one APC leader he has exposed and what 'lacuna' is stopping their prosecution?

26. He, Through Nigeria Customs, FIRS, JAMB, NIMASSA, Nigeria was able to realize over trillions of Naira remitted to the federation account, the first in Nigeria history.
Like seriously? What exactly is d first in history? Remitting trillions to d federation account or what exactly?? U didn't state any fact or maybe U were getting confused.

27. He refused to give up on Nigeria and Nigerians even when they have given up on themselves.
Dis is an achievement? Like seriously? How much tym did he spend in London in total? Now I am beginning to feel ashamed on behalf of ur family


28. During Jonathan era and government before him, JAMB was only able to remit N300m in 4 years while in Buhari's era JAMB has abreast remitted N6b in 2 years.


29. Still same JAMB is being prosecuted as Snakes are now swallowing N36m in their office and another N38m fraud has been uncovered from their Edo, Zamfar offices.
Jamb is being prosecuted?? It is finished!! Biko how and where are dey being prosecuted? If snakes swallow their funds, which one did dey remit in 2yrs like U claim?

30. During Jonathan and other government era, customs has been to remitting less than N3b in a year while that same custom is remitting more than N30b in a year now.
Ur stupid lies are really becoming unbearable. Customs generated 977Billion in 2014 and from 2011 to 2014 generated over 3 trillion naira.. Oh here is some evidence incase
https://www.informationng.com/2015/01/customs-generates-n977-09bn-revenue-in-2014.html
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/168631-nigeria-customs-generates-n3-trillion-in-4-years.html

It is obvious U are a paid agent of propaganda whose only proof are lies and unsubstantiated and uninformed reports.
Can ppl really b dis stupid??
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Abducts Dozens Of Travelers On Maiduguri-damboa Road In 3 Trucks by eTECTIVe(m): 10:30am On Feb 18, 2018
Isn't it clear dis govt are d chief sponsors of dis BH group?? D army is busy sinking boreholes in Sambisa while BH are busy wrecking havoc in Konduga and abducting Ppl in trucks.... I thought some ediots have been making us believe there are checkpoints and military presence all over d North east now... So where did dey pass thru?? Either d army kidnapped dem or BH kidnapped dem with support from d govt
PoliticsRe: Is It True That OBJ Ordered For The Massacre Of Odi People? by eTECTIVe(m): 10:24pm On Feb 17, 2018
abdelrahman:
who is my PMB?
Not to worry, I didn't have to go thru ur comments to decipher dat
PoliticsRe: Masquerades Join Party Members To Welcome Defectors To APC In Rivers. Photos by eTECTIVe(m): 9:55pm On Feb 17, 2018
D party is clearly of Ppl masquerading as Thieves in Sheep's clothing.. Everyone is looking for where their selfish interest will b met asap
PoliticsRe: Is It True That OBJ Ordered For The Massacre Of Odi People? by eTECTIVe(m): 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2018
What did U think Timaya's Dem mama was about?? He gave d army d go ahead. But I'm pretty sure U already knew dat and simply brought dis up becos of OBJ's recent criticism of ur PMB..
EducationRe: Okada Man Seen Carrying An Invisible Person In BSU by eTECTIVe(m): 7:08pm On Feb 17, 2018
BafanaBafana:
See bush boy dey form sabi. Your stubidity is seriously annoying. The only thing you know is photoshop.
You should notice that the bike is on motion and there is also a speed bump on the ground which must have made the motorcycle jerk during the capture resulting in what you are seeing there. I suggest you go and learn about shutter speeds of cameras and photography of objects in motion and stop disgracing your family here.
Jus admit u were dumb and stay quiet... So its no longer an invisible person abi... I dont know how ur sense reasoned it was invisible but yet u could see it
FoodRe: "My Husband Didn't Put His Sperm In My Food" - Delta Madam Banga Rice (Photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 6:30pm On Feb 17, 2018
Emezy:
Who will bless my life with 40,000 naira. I want buy sewing machine. God bkess
Oga make up ur mind... Is it #40,000 or #25000-#30,000 like u said in d other thread.. I see u are quite active in d betting section.
EducationRe: What Is The Difference Between A Lake, A River, And A Stream? by eTECTIVe(m): 6:15pm On Feb 17, 2018
lonelydora:
Wetin you dey talk?
All rivers empty into d ocean or Lake... It is not every information u are supposed to know
EducationRe: What Is The Difference Between A Lake, A River, And A Stream? by eTECTIVe(m): 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2018
Premiumwriter:
this one nor go skul sha
Atleast ur school taught u to use sha right?
TravelRe: BREAKING: Air Peace Plane Escapes Accident As Cows Take Over Akure Airport Runwa by eTECTIVe(m): 3:49pm On Feb 17, 2018
Welcom to animal kingdom, its d season of d cows
PoliticsRe: Buhari Rejects Nigerian Peace Corps Bill by eTECTIVe(m): 3:42pm On Feb 17, 2018
Rolings:
Let me educate you a little......that civil defence among other powers it has regulates and licence private security outfits.....in my opinion you are wrong to have said civil defence is redundant
Oga dey are very redundant... Go to d various state and local govt posts and stations and tell me what dey do there
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Buys N150m Roll Royce 2018, Shades Hushpuppi (Photos) by eTECTIVe(m): 3:39pm On Feb 17, 2018
Willexmania:
Gee, It's Malaysia And Not Dubai
Did u see d currency in d receipt?
Foreign AffairsRe: Deleted by eTECTIVe(m): 1:53pm On Feb 17, 2018
OP dat report and d site dat reported it is fake... D site is known to publish fake stories
https://www.snopes.com/denzel-washington-obama-criminal-in-chief/
PoliticsRe: Zamfara Massacre: I Alerted Securities 24 Hours Before, They Failed To Act- Yari by eTECTIVe(m): 12:57pm On Feb 17, 2018
Gud for una... What goes around comes around....
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Pay 10 Percent Of Gni As Zakat - Jmpp by eTECTIVe(m): 12:40pm On Feb 17, 2018
Oga go and contest ur mosque elections biko, we don't want dis type of charity... We don't need any religious ideologies whether christian or islamic
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Pays N150m Cash For New 2018 Rolls Royce Wraith, Blasts Hushpuppi (pics) by eTECTIVe(m): 11:40am On Feb 17, 2018
Mandynews:
Lalasticlala, Md44
U're late, dem don already post d news
Jokes EtcRe: Type Lol When You See It....... (photo) by eTECTIVe(m): 11:13am On Feb 17, 2018
Old foto, d nude lady in d mirror
EducationRe: Okada Man Seen Carrying An Invisible Person In BSU by eTECTIVe(m): 11:09am On Feb 17, 2018
BafanaBafana:
The picture hasn't been edited. The person that took the original picture didn't even notice that.
You think you know but you don't know anything.
Now U jus proved how dumb u are... Take a look at d photo very well, d body of d okada rider was edited and shifted to d back dats y its transparent. D body u see at d back actually belongs to d rider. If U have eyes U'll also see dat d editing affected d bystanders on dat syd of d photo. Which cave do U live in

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