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Hehehehehe... And someone wants me to believe our Minister of Petroleum who happens to b d "Change" merchant and anti corruption warrior is fighting corruption abi?? Or wait on behalf of e-diots, he is unaware since its a secret account ryt??

Hope d radiation didn't fry ur balls ooo.. Rumours are already flying around

So many white folks are jus a walking psychiatric and psychological wreck... Atleast if he had been screaming some religious anthem, we would have assumed he had religious motivation.. Africans are d strongest Ppl mentally and psychologically considering d shit we go thru down here and we are still fine with it

Dat road is hell... Someone who hasn't experienced it won't understand... It is clear d policemen on dat route are aiding dis Ppl one way or d other... These days dey even bring out vehicles jus like transporters and pick up passengers who dont know dey are actually being kidnapped

Blakjewelry:
abeg they should check glo own to

Glo's own is a spiritual problem... D marine kingdom is not happy with Glo for laying their mainone cables thru d Atlantic

Most ladies aren't loyal, especially d ones in Long distance relationships.. My guess is someone snitched on her or he had known for a while but wanted to catch her red handed

Kilanee:
shortop and back off! Howmany hat trick mane has in his football career??

I'm certain U are still a kid dats y U can't decipher sarcasm... Go to bed

LesbianBoy:
Just negodu....king CR7 is on 11 goals

Lionel "otuoshi" Messi just on 3 goals

Nonsense... Harry Kane of yesterday has even scored more than messi

So by ur analysis den Harry Kane is greater than Messi as well... D same way Van Nistelroy was greater than Ronaldo in Man Utd ryt considering he scored more goals ... If scoring goals is ur definition of who's beta den U shld watch Basketball instead... Its funny U fanboys only remember how gud Ronaldo is wen he scores a goal.. I'm sure U didn't notice how Asensio was d one who changed d game

LesbianBoy:
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

Messi who? Nonsense

King CR7 is GREATER than messi

Simply becos he scored 2 goals?? So Mane who scored a hat trick is best den ryt?? Kids need to stop commenting on soccer

Khd95:
NCA, NORHT CENTRAL

the status report of these names are not clear.. I await a fully investigated report from our regional headquarters in plateau, jos before we can publicly made known our stance on these situation..

I see Ola, Kunle and Momoh.. Check again and confirm over....

westlife79:
You don’t know how to analys football, if Ronaldo been doing what you said Isco is doing, who is going to score for them? Cos na Ronaldo he has to carry all the loads on his head?

Here we go again... In otherwords becos a Diego Costa scores more goals for Chelsea, he's a beta player than Hazard? Why do U think Ronaldo and Madrid is struggling dis Season?? Becos Ronaldo is tired of carrying dem?? All U Ppl know how to watch is a player, not d play. U think Madristas who boo him at d Bernabau jus do so becos dey like to boo?

goodnessme02:
Numbers 9:11
The fourteenth day of the second month at even they shall keep it, and eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.

if you doubt this, go and check it out for yourself

How about U read from verse 1 or beta still from verse 10 and tell us what it says.. D way some of U twist d Bible to suit u is really embarrassing

When will blind Nigerian Madristas admit Ronaldo isn't as gud as dey make him seem?? Isco has been their outstanding player for 2 seasons now but yet doesn't get d recognition he deserves.. Wen Isco is on song, Madrid are on d beat but yet Ronaldo gets all d attention

While our Ppl down here want to b holier dan d Pope...

fascowilly:
I have been able to date different girls from different states and i have mapped out the different kind of girls you will meet in the respective states. . Abia state: Short but beautiful, always using another person's hair. Adamawa state: Always dark with coloured teeth...LOL Akwa Ibom state: Light in complexion, those that are not light will bleach. Anambra State: tall and beautiful but love for money Bauchi State: Short fat and dark Bayelsa State: Light in complexion, slim but they cheat too much. Benue State: Dark and short, but they no like to go school Borno State: Beware of BOMB Cross River State: Very pretty girls but beware of queens of the coast Delta State: Full of Christian sisters, CBJ recommends Delta girls Ebonyi State: Quits relationship often, they jump from one man to another Edo State: when you date them, you no longer need ticket to fly, broom or mobbing stick is okay Ekiti State: them no dey sabi to speak english Enugu State: Nice tall..but they eat too much Federal Capital Territory: shakara too much, if you are not careful, they will turn you to a street beggar Gombe State: most do not know hot to cook Imo State: i tried snapping one recently at their UNI and my phone popped out a notification which reads "face not recognized Jigawa State: they like farming too much, very energetic fine dark babes, na you go run Kaduna State: Just go and learn Hausa Kano State: Beware of that mallam Katsina State: Easy to entice Kebbi State: Dark, short, brown teeth Kogi State: Beautiful babes in underdeveloped state. Kwara State: Before you can marry them, you must do state of origin Lagos State: them too dey form...they will drain you. Nasarawa State: dark slim beautiful babes Niger State: the Lord is your strength brother, you will go to farm Ogun State: dont break their heart...you go hear am, all the things wey you don acquire go just go down one day. Ondo State: nice girls, but they like food too much Osun State: be careful sha...na wetin I go tell you be....
Happy valentine

U jus wasted dat space up there... Dis is boring... I bet someone else can make dis same write up funnier

unitysheart:
So, if omo onile start fighting people over land we will have to go call Buhari, right?

Yes, let's be objective. The governor is CSO of his state. He has some responsibilities vested on him to shoulder. While the FG have their own role to play too, that doesn't shift all the blames away from the governor.

So herdsmen scenario is same with omonile and Badoo ryt??

D Useless Abuja Environmental Protection Agency won't see d cows and their owners to arrest now. But if it's to impound items from hawkers and road side outlets dey'll flex their muscles and puff their chests. If U see d way d ediots harass ppl going about their businesses and in most cases even destroy ppl's items and wares but Imagine how cows and their handlers are walking majestically through d city centre while littering everywhere with dung and tse tse flies

unitysheart:
I'm not a fan of any of the parties, but Lagos gives us a good clue of what to do when in security crisis. Ikorodu and baddoo should be studied.

When baddoo ravaged Ikorodu no one shouted Buhari. Ambode acted swiftly in collaboration with the security agencies and the rest is history.

I enjoin the affected states to please up their game.

Was Baddo group fighting over land with Ppl?? How can U compare d Baddo menace with herdsmen?? Why did d north blame FG during d BH crisis? Was it d governors who liased with security agencies to fight dem?? Is there any union or group who openly associates itself with d Baddo group?? Is there a national Union of Baddo cult?? Did d Lagos state govt at any time ask for some parts of Ikorodu b left for d Baddo group yp operate?? Let's try and b objective in our analysis pls.

Who is dis one and How in d world is dis news and even on FP?? Trending na by force these days

Hmmm... It was his man management skills dat spelt doom for him during his tym as super Eagles coach.. U can't go about criticizing and insulting ur players and not expect reactions.

Dis one na medical robber.. Where NCAN jare, come and give us status report

Na person say make U no get talent apart from immaturity?? What business of urs is it if Olamide signed him or not? U even had to go check and envy blinded u so much with hate U still didn't want to believe wat U saw... If only U spend more tym on ur crap instead of posing for photos in front of a TV and living a twisted fantasy dat only exists in ur head. D mere fact dat even with ur attention seeking boi-boi for 5StarMusic honco, U still haven't been considered for a trial sef. I am very sure E-money has no idea U exist except maybe on social media where u stalk him...Let anoda man's success b a motivation for u, not frustration

How much Bubu take sekkle dem??

Lolzzzz... I'm sure he means d other way around and is jus being modest becos he's also a Portuguese... All Rinaldo does is score goals, what else can he do?

Suleja here d queue is outrageous and dey are intentionally not registering Ppl if not how can a so called staffs resume weneva dey want and before its even time for prayers dey pack up and ask Ppl to go

Now we know wat happened to his career

papoudaupolos:
Anything is better than living with sadistic mind, I can not wish u wel coz horribl deaz await ur kind

D problem with engaging in a banter with a brainless retard is dat U eventually begin to wonder how u got into it and what u were expecting in d first place.. Anyways I apologize for coming down to play with u in d mud, enjoy ur life in it

Ironocally dey promised change and now we no dey see change at all....D condition of d available notes depicts d condition we find ourselves in, especially d #100 notes... Is there anything dat isn't scarce under dis govt? Fud scarcity, Job scarcity, Fuel Scarcity, Power Scarcity. Even sense dat used to b soo common is now scarce as evidenced by d number of e-diots and zombies.

papoudaupolos:
The failure, regret and misery u r feeling everyday will remain wit u forever.

Dats ironic, considering how U feel ryt now... Oh I forgot, zombies dont feel nada

papoudaupolos:
Generation of angry youth created by the failure of PDP.
Even if it is Kunu that's down there we want see it.

Generation of brainless retards created by sniffing cow anus and dung... Dont worry, kip looking

Hehehehe... Illiteracy is indeed a disease.. U want to start drilling for oil during exploration?? D north wants oil by fire by force and dis govt is committed to finding oil there by force... What happened to their exploration in d Chad Basin?? And to think dis same confused set of leaders we have were hammering on diversification but yet have spent Billions in more than 2yrs looking for more oil

Which of d Sambisa?? D one U said u had totally cleared BH from abi anoda one?