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jesuspikinjp:
o ba epon baba e lorun, i know you don kill the man with constant bj. you better go and suck on available dik, asewo ten kobo

Why claim to be Jesus pikin when u display satan's characters? Someone corrected me and told me something that changed my life, so I'll tell you same.
"Always taste your words before u speak them." You are supposed to be a good example of Beleiver. You were called to discover solutions to problems not to aggravate... You can be more useful to your generation if u take more time to think and meditate on the Word of GOD. instead of vainful talks... I'll love to see you become very grate in Life, if only u'll take time each day to truely meditate, GOD would deposit Solution and Ideas into your heart. We shall not misd Heaven IJN.

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Self-employment is the best employment.

Where my Destiny was released! I never thought the stagnacy I was experiencing was spiritual till I joined this Church. If not for GOD and the fire thunder Prayers of this Church, I'll still be a begger now. Truly passionate for the souls of men and to see Youths fulfill their Glorious Destinies. The GO that kept himself for GOD and married as a Virgin. Gives brand new cars to 1st class Graduates every yr, so many hopeless igbo smoking youths have been taken from street through MFM FootBall Academy to become professional fooballers abroad, Music and Instrument School for Youths(British Music Cert with Queen's Seal is issured); The Church pays on our behalf. I just graduated from this. You can use the Cert to Join Police or Army, etc.. Thank you D. K. Olukoya for discovering ur Destiny in Christ JESUS which has helped millions like myself to discover ours too. Sir, more Grace and Power IJN.

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Bonny and Clyde.

anny268:

Some Nigerians are not patrotic at all. I called MTN and they said u've loaded it... Chei!

Have you said it today?!

















GOD Bless Nigeria!!!

Men!!!! Men Will Be Men

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialled someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!" The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter. When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call.. I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal... I took a Vow before the LORD and Men when I said I do to you.
I LOVE YOU and it's FOREVER!

For once, let's be patriotic and helpful.

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These recharge pins were found by a good Nigerian at a filling station in Abuja.
Please, rebroadcast till it gets to the rightful owner. I have done my part in nation building...CHANGE BEGINS WITH ME

Well, at least this would reduce the biting impact of recession and hunger. Where's that guy; HungerBad? Truly, hunger bad o!

In another news, Recession and Inflation has
indeed seriously reduced profit, affected wages and
salaries. But a particular kind of wages has
stubbornly remained unaffected by Recession.
Sincerely yours, Recession has found it absolutely
impossible to affect the wages of Sin... It's still
Death. Beware!!! Be rapturable!

Peter Edoche the great film Icon.

In another news, Recession and Inflation has indeed seriously reduced profit, affected wages and salaries. But a particular kind of wages has stubbornly remained unaffected by Recession. Sincerely yours, Recession has found it absolutely impossible to affect the wages of Sin........ It's still Death. Beware!!!!!! Be rapturable!

Of cause, for bombgate. iPhone 7 next, for hissgate.

Police is your Fiend.

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I'm ready to pay, who can teach me how to trade Forex?

Good development, only those that acquired Properties through their hard-earned money should be allowed to enjoy them.

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It would not be truthful to say light has not improved since he took over. I love this visionary Man.

Nice to know that some Nigerian Youths are still using there brains well. Creativity.

I attended a burial ceremony of my friend's grand father 3 Days ago, but their tradition is that in every burial ceremony an ugly old man would come out and say the next person to die. So this old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be next to die... Oooomo! If you see my mama tell am o! For the past 3 Days, na burial we still dey oooo!!! If u were me, what would you do?

I attended a burial ceremony of my friend's grand father 3 Days ago, but their tradition is that in every burial ceremony an ugly old man would come out and say the next person to die. So this old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be next to die... Oooomo! My phone don die self. If you see my mama tell am o! For the past 3 Days, na burial we still dey oooo!!! If u were me, what would you do?

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